Chapter 99: Kill Yuanshi Tianzun and explode his equipment!

"This is called Pima..." Lei Bao also scooped up a spoonful of hot soup in the soup and said to Zhang Liang with a grin, "The soup here is the best fish glue, and once it is touched, it will definitely not be torn off. The piece of linen on your back is also the best linen, the kind that you can't tear it even if you find someone to tear it."

"When the fish glue is cold, the linen will stick to your back." Lei Bao grinned and put down the soup in his hand, and made a move to tear things at Zhang Liang. "At that time, your appearance in linen will be called mourning. Then just hold the linen with your hands and tear it, Master Zhang, what do you think will happen?"

A look of fear appeared on Zhang Liang's face, but he still held back and said nothing.

"You don't know, yes, I know you don't know either." Lei Bao showed a cruel smile, "But don't worry, Captain Zhang, you will know soon."

After his words were over, Zhang Liang felt a scoop of cold water pouring on his back. Before the pain of the cold water stimulating the wound passed, a heart-wrenching pain came from his back.

"Ah..." Zhang Liang let out a miserable howl.

"I can't hold it back?" Lei Bao took the linen cloth stained with Zhang Liang's flesh and blood with his hands. "Person Zhang, I tell you, I always wait for the fish glue to slowly cool down, and finally the fish glue and your flesh were completely stuck together. Now, with cold water, the fish glue will cool much faster, but to be honest, it doesn't hurt at all."

"Don't worry, Master Zhang, it's still a long time." Lei Bao wiped the bloody linen in his hand like a rag on Zhang Liang's face. "This is a mourning dress. I have eighteen sets of skills to try on you one by one. If you have a good experience, you will try them all."

A look of fear appeared in Zhang Liang's eyes, but his teeth were still gritting tightly.

"Good man, I have a genitals." Lei Bao slapped Zhang Liang's face with his hands, "I will see with my own eyes how long can you last?"

"Shush Master Wukong, whisper softly." Lawyer Pei looked around and said to Wukong nervously, "Don't let others hear..."

"Okay," Wukong also lowered his voice, "Brother Pei, our Zen Buddhism is a serious temple. We don't do things like * medicine, Shengzi pills, etc. I'll give you a suggestion. You go to the masters of Louguandao. They highly recommend dual cultivation and must be familiar with these medicines."

"Actually..." Lawyer Pei said a few more words in Wukong's ear with embarrassment.

"What..." Wukong almost screamed again, and then his voice became much smaller under the gaze of Lawyer Pei, "You have tried Lou Guandao's medicine, but it doesn't work?"

"Yes," said Lawyer Pei very embarrassedly, "I secretly bought some without hiding it to the adults, but it was useless."

"Sir... this word sounds really awkward." Wukong muttered in his heart.

In this nonsense era, the famous phrase for adults is actually a special title for their father. Now Wukong knows why this word was later promoted to the title of Shangguan by his subordinates. Alas, these days, there are too many people who have milk and are mothers, and there are power and fathers. Of course, the number of people who cheat their fathers has increased accordingly.

"Would you buy fake medicine?" Wukong continued.

"No," Lawyer Pei replied embarrassedly, "I have tried it in other places, and the medicine is still effective."

"Wait, I don't understand your words." Wukong asked in confusion, "Because you can't do it, you went to buy Louguandao's medicine, and then found that it still doesn't work, but it's not that the medicine is not work, because you have tried it elsewhere..."

"Yes, yes, that's it," Lawyer Pei replied embarrassedly.

"You don't have a fever." Wukong stretched out a hand to touch Lawyer Pei's forehead, "Why don't I understand what you said? The medicine is effective, you have tried it, why can't you do it? Since you can't, how did you try it out that the medicine is effective?"

"Actually..." Lawyer Pei's face turned red. After hesitating for a long time, he lowered his head and said a few words to Wukong.

"What?" Goku was shocked again, "You can do anywhere, just be with your own wife. Oh, no, can't you do with your own wife?"

"Mr. Wukong, whisper," Lawyer Pei looked around in fear, stamped his feet repeatedly, "whisper, whisper."

"Okay, whisper, whisper." Wukong became serious this time, "Come on, I'll give you a vein."

Putting his finger on Lawyer Pei's wrist, Wukong felt it seriously for a long time. Although Wukong was still a knife now, to tell the truth, he really couldn't tell from Lawyer Pei's pulse that he had anything wrong with him.

"Brother Pei, have you seen this disease with other doctors? Do those doctors say you are not sick?" After taking your hand off Lawyer Pei's wrist, Wukong continued to say another sentence.

"No," said Lawyer Pei excitedly, "Mr. Wukong, have you seen it?"

"Well, you are not sick, you are possessed by evil spirits," Wukong said seriously, "I suggest you check your wife..."

"It's impossible," Lawyer Pei replied in surprise, "My wife is His Majesty's daughter, Princess Linhai, what problems can she have?"

Damn, your wife is a princess? Wukong raised his head and looked at Lawyer Pei with respect. You are indeed a great man. When speaking in the Tang Dynasty, you will be a great man who dares to marry a princess. For example, the love of the God of Marquis and the God of Marquis Xue Shao. I didn’t expect that Lawyer Pei is also such a great person.

"Of course, I'm not talking about Princess Linhai's question," Wukong answered seriously, "You can do anything in front of anyone, but it's not possible in front of Princess Linhai. This must be related to your wife Princess Linhai. This is an evil curse, and of course you have seen the effect..."

"Evil curse?" Lawyer Pei replied in surprise, "What evil curse?"

"Specifically, it is to use evil methods to impose witchcraft on you." Wukong replied calmly, "It is to make you not raise the guise in front of the princess. I think Brother Pei, you should check what's going on first. After you find out, come to Zhuangyan Temple to find me."

"Then can this evil curse be lifted?" Lawyer Pei asked worriedly.

"This..." Wukong's face showed a look of embarrassment, "I dare not guarantee it. In short, I will do my best."

"Ah..." Zhang Liang screamed again. At this time, Zhang Liang's body was already covered in blood and looked very scary.

"How is it, Captain Zhang, are you willing to confess?" Lei Bao, with a fleshy face, squatted down in front of Zhang Liang and pinched Zhang Liang's face with his hands. "If you are willing to confess, you nod, and if you are not willing, you should shake your head." Zhang Liang's body gasped and twitched violently, but his head was clicking at the frequency that others could see.

"Isn't that right? If you had confessed a long time ago, you wouldn't have to suffer so much." Lei Bao stood up and waved to the others, "Come on, help Captain Zhang clean up."

A bucket of cold water poured on it.

At this time, no one noticed that a prison guard who had been in charge of burning fire tongs in the corner had already stood up at this time, and looked at Zhang Liang with curiosity, then moved two steps in the direction of Zhang Liang quietly, as if his body was itchy, reached out and scratched his arms, holding a dagger that had been hidden in his arms.

Then, the other jailers raised Zhang Liang from the ground.

"Zhaowei Zhang, what's your surname?" Lei Bao asked lazily.

Zhang Liang gasped weakly and didn't care about answering.

"It seems that Captain Zhang has bad ears." Lei Bao snorted, "Brothers, give Captain Zhang a good memory."

Just after he finished speaking, a prison guard had already taken out a pair of tweezers, wrapped the skin on Zhang Liang's wound, and then patiently turned it around for a few rounds.

"Ah..." The pain of being skinned alive made Zhang Liang scream again.

"Now, Master Zhang, say, what's your surname?" Lei Bao continued.

"Zhang, my surname is Zhang." This time, Zhang Liang finally became less stubborn.

"Look, it's so great." Lei Bao clapped his hands, "Weller Zhang, wouldn't it be right if you always have this? Then now, Master Zhang, tell me what your name is?"

"Zhang Liang... My name is Zhang Liang." Zhang Liang answered weakly.

"How many people are there in your family?" Lei Bao continued.

The interrogation was going smoothly, and at this time the other jailers gathered together, including the jailers who burned the fire tongs just now. At this time, he also walked to Zhang Liang with the flow, and his hand holding the dagger became tighter and tighter.

"Now, you say..." Lei Bao continued, "What did the King of Qin send you to Luoyang?"

"Here you come." The prison guard held the dagger with his hands and stared at Zhang Liang with both eyes.

I don’t know if it was the word King of Qin that stimulated Zhang Liang or for some other reason, just when Zhang Liang heard this, his whole body trembled, and he seemed to be stunned.

"Say, what did the King of Qin send you to Luoyang to do?" Lei Bao said loudly.

"The King of Qin sent me to recruit soldiers..." Zhang Liang answered in a very mechanical way.

"Recruiting soldiers, say, what does the King of Qin asks you to recruit soldiers? Are you planning to rebel?" Lei Bao continued to ask excitedly. He thought it would take at least several days to pry Zhang Liang's mouth, but he didn't expect that Zhang Liang was so useless and could not withstand it.

Behind Lei Bao, the prison guard's hand was already holding the knife tightly.

"The bell rings, the crow clatters..."

Wukong, who was full of oil, was walking on the way home with his tin staff. Of course, this was not because Pei Ji or lawyer Pei was stingy and did not send him a car, but because Wukong himself refused, because Pei Ji's mansion was very close to Dongshi, and Wukong had not been to Dongshi since he took Chang'an, so he planned to go over and take a look.

Of course, in addition to these, Wukong also needs to add some spell casting materials. You should know that he has shown miracles many times during this period, so many spell casting materials in his hand, such as gunpowder, plant powder, and some other things, are almost used, so it is time to add some.

Of course, because this matter is more important, Wukong can only come to buy it himself. If Sanbaozi or Zhixing buy it on his behalf, no one can say what they will buy back. After all, whether it is botany or materials science, these two sticks are absolutely laymen.

There are eight gates in the east city of Chang'an, which occupies about two yards. To be specific, it may be a little smaller than the west city, but the things here are not less than those in the west city. Because the big families in Chang'an City like to wander around the east city, in fact, the price in the east city is also more expensive.

If you want to make it clearer, then the West Market is similar to a supermarket, while the East Market is similar to a mall.

Wukong was very happy to go to Dongshi, but he really didn't buy much. After all, there were shopping malls like the ones gathered in boutique stores in Dongshi. It would be a big problem if you want to buy luxury goods such as gems and jade, and come around. However, things like sulfur, saltpeter, and miscellaneous plants are really pitiful.

After all, this is the East City of the Tang Dynasty, not the Diagonal Alley of Harry Pottery.

Wukong didn't mind this matter. After all, it was just a precaution to supplement the casting materials. In fact, according to his plan, the materials he had at hand could almost last until he retreated.

It is impossible not to say that when shopping in this quaint city, you can see some foreign scenes around you from time to time, which really makes Wukong feel very unreal.

Just as Wukong was wandering around Dongcheng City and was about to leave, he suddenly heard a familiar voice coming from a shop next to him, "What are you talking about? Your thing is obviously a fake from the previous dynasty. How can you sell it as Hanyu?"

Wukong blinked. Although the voice was a bit familiar, Wukong had thought for a long time and never remembered where he had heard it. "Go and see, let's talk about it." Since he couldn't think of it, Wukong stopped thinking about it. Anyway, as long as he had met, he would definitely recognize it.

So Wukong carried a tin staff and followed the sound guidance and entered a shop next to him.

As soon as he entered the door, Wukong saw some jewelry and jade objects he was visiting at the counter. This was a luxury store, which sold some decorations and seemed to be in an antique business, depending on the situation.

In the middle of the store, a young man wearing a blue gown was holding a piece of jade in his hand and said to the shopkeeper angrily, "Look at the pattern, look at the carving work, this is obviously a fake from the previous dynasty, you are a fraud..."

"Young master, you can't say that." The shopkeeper next to him was quibbling, "Although this carving work might have been made by craftsmen from the previous dynasty, this jade is absolutely a han jade. I am the most slander in business. How could it be a fraud?"

"Hey, this young man's back is a little familiar, but why can't I remember it?" Goku touched his chin with his hand and thought depressedly, "Where did I see this guy?"

"I said, I said," Zhang Liang replied mutely, "The King of Qin asked me to recruit soldiers because..."

"Why, tell me quickly." Lei Bao rubbed his hands excitedly, and the jailer standing in the crowd was also pinching the handle of the knife and pulling it out bit by bit.

"Because the Taishang Laojun and Yuanshi Tianzun started a war..." Zhang Liang suddenly replied excitedly, "In fact, it was Taishang Laojun who had the upper hand, but recently Yuanshi Tianzun colluded with the Buddhist Fighting and Fighting Buddha, so he turned around and suppressed Taishang Laojun, but Laojun was my ancestor..."

"What are you talking nonsense?" Lei Bao shook his hand in anger and slapped Zhang Liang in the face, "To be honest..."

"The Supreme Laojun is the ancestor of the emperor of our dynasty, so Laojun's divine power cannot be desecrated." Zhang Liang's eyes were straight, and his pupils were not focal. "So in order to find a helper for the Supreme Laojun, His Highness the King of Qin sent me to Luoyang to summon Taoist soldiers for Laojun to fight against Yuanshi Tianzun..."

"You talk nonsense to me, right? Wait, wait for me." Lei Bao shouted to the prison guard next to him in anger, "What are you waiting for? Let me hang up this guy."

"Taishang Laojun decided to use the human sea tactic to knock down Yuanshi Tianzun's equipment. Even if he didn't explode his Pangu Banner, he would still explode his Yu Ruyi." Zhang Liang let the prison guards tie him up on iron chains and then hang him upside down, and continued to say with a buzz, "I have prepared ten Aimei Shaves, twenty pairs of shavings, two hundred gangsters to death, and one hundred milks. This time, he will definitely satisfy Taishang Laojun..."

"Blow me up." Lei Bao waved his hand fiercely, "I want to see how hard your mouth is."

"No matter how high Yuanshi is, he is afraid of the kitchen knife. If the Heavenly Lord hangs it, he will knock it down with a brick..." Zhang Liang, who was hung up, was still saying some meaningless words in his mouth, as if he was mocking Lei Bao, which made Lei Bao furious.
To be continued...