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Chapter 96 Xiao Na, I'm not your girlfriend's wife!

"Stop!" The masked man opposite saw Wukong draw the knife, and jumped out to the back with a whistle, retreating three or five meters. "The thief also has a saying, "You should also be a thief, you should also be a rule. Don't just draw the knife when you are fine. That's what robbers do! We thieves play technical skills, but they are not good at fighting and killing!"

"Who is a thief? Rege reg" Wukong lowered his voice and said viciously to the shopkeeper, "I'm a specialist in killing thieves."

"Are you an officer and soldier?" The masked man subconsciously took two steps back, then shook his head, "No, it's impossible! Whose officer and soldier would dress like this, and even enter the house at night..."

"Boy, I'll let you be a fool today!" Wukong jumped forward and then slashed with a knife. "Remember, when you are reincarnated in the next life, don't interfere in our East Palace affairs."

"Ah!" After hearing Goku's words, the masked man jumped two more steps behind, "What did you say?"

"Take your life!" Wukong showed off a crossbow and raised his hand to the masked man, "Bang!"

After seeing Wukong show off his crossbow, the masked man completely believed that Wukong was no thief. Yes, no one had ever heard of a thief with a crossbow. Then Wukong saw that the masked man suddenly fell down as if he had been broken. Then he landed on the ground and supported his hand, then rolled and crawled away.

"Don't say, this thief is really professional!" Wukong put the crossbow on his face, looked at the masked man using his hands and feet, and ran skillfully. "Although this is not a very standard evasion action to avoid bullets, it's not bad."

After the thief left, Wukong put away the knife and crossbow, then ran to the place where he hid the triangle wing and dragged the triangle wing out, then found a hillside and pierced it out, then the wind circled and flew straight towards Chang'an.

Wukong discovered that it seemed that after he came to Chang'an, there was a lot more things happening. Now this is the case. After returning, he should go to Pei Ji's mansion to have a banquet. After coming out of Pei Ji's mansion, it is estimated that His Majesty Li Yuan should summon him again.

Judging from His Majesty Li Yuan's face, he is obviously a little hot now, so Wukong believes that the mung bean soup in the past few days is still very effective for him. After it has effect, the reward should come.

Alas! It's so busy!

After flying over the city wall, Wukong walked around and fell in Zhuangyan Temple. Just as he had landed, he found that Zhixing had emerged from the side. It seemed that he had not come back, and Zhixing couldn't sleep.

"How is it?" Zhixing asked while helping Wukong put away the triangular wings.

"nrble!" Wukong raised his thumb and answered with a bold look.

"That's good!" Zhixing breathed a long sigh.

After hiding the triangular wings, Wukong and Zhixing returned to their meditation room, then replaced their night clothes and replaced the moon-white cotton monk robe. To be honest, at this moment when monks generally wear linen, as Wukong, who even uses cotton cloth, is really too luxurious.

"By the way, Senior Brother Zhixing, have you put away the two words I asked you to collect?"

"Of course!" Zhixing took out the two words from under a small table in the corner of the room and handed them to Wukong, "What is your highness in Qin? You are still holding it like a treasure."

"What, isn't it good?" Wukong spread out the two words and tilted his head to admire them. "How good the words are written!"

"I can't tell whether the words are good or not." Zhixing curled his lips, "Look at what the words written are called, "There is a good Taoist faith in Zen Buddhism. Is this something written by a knowledgeable person?"

"What, do you think Master Daoxin is not good?" Wukong tilted his head and looked at Zhixing in confusion.

"It's not bad..." Zhixing got stuck in the shell. What did he say, "Cultural people, culture, knowledge, shouldn't be written like this..."

"Straightforward?" Wukong continued.

"..." Zhixing shook his head, "No!"

"popular?"

"Not... by the way, that's it!" Zhixing slapped his thigh, "It's so vulgar, how could His Highness the King of Qin agree to you with such a vulgar sentence."

"Of course he would agree." Goku looked at the two words happily, "How well written! Especially this one..."

"This 'Wukong is a good monk' is!" Zhixing raised his neck, "More secular than Master Daoxin's look!"

"What do you know? This is culture!" Wukong put away the two characters on the ground. "Senior Brother Zhixing, you go find a papermaker tomorrow and frame these two characters. Our Zen Buddhism will live on these two characters for the rest of our life."

"I understand!" Although Zhixing didn't care, he still carefully put these two words in his mouth and put them back under the small table.

"By the way, Senior Brother Zhixing." After sitting down and taking a sip of water, Wukong suddenly remembered a strange masked man he saw today, "Do you know who you need to offer to as a thief?"

"Be a thief?" Zhixing touched his chin and thought carefully, "Junior brother, where did you hear it?"

"Why, is there such a thing really?" Wukong asked in surprise.

"Absolutely!" Zhixing continued, "If you are a thief, you usually have to provide Kongkongjing Jingjing. Of course, if someone sets up a kiln near the place where you are starting."

"Listen the kiln?" Wukong asked again in confusion.

"This is a slander, which means that there are empty and refined people drawing territory near you." Zhixing explained to Wukong, "Of course, you can not offer it, but then you have to be careful that the things you stole will be stolen."

"Well, I understand this!" Wukong continued, "What is Kongkong Jing?"

"Kongkong Jingjing is the most powerful thief in the world." Zhixing packed up and sat down, "This is a general term for a thief gang. The strongest one in this gang will be called Kongkonger, and then the one is called Jingjinger, which is like this for generations."

"Is Kong Kong Jing Jing?" Goku touched his chin with his hand and showed a wicked smile, "It's very interesting!"

"What, have you seen them?"

"I saw one, but I don't know if he is Kong Kong or Jing Jing, or neither." Wukong waved his hand slightly, "Well, let's talk about this in the future, and now we'll do our own business first."

"What's the matter?" Zhixing asked strangely.

"Sleep!" Goku yawned, "I'm so sleepy!"

After Wukong woke up after he was full and woke up, it was already noon the next day. Calculate the time, it was almost time for Pei Ji to come home from get off work and invite him to have a meal. Well, then I won’t eat breakfast, so I might as well save my stomach and wait for the big eaters!

When Shen Shi was around, the carriage sent by Pei Ji finally arrived at the gate of Zhuangyan Temple. Wukong checked the things he carried with him, and after confirming that there was nothing missing, he carried his tin staff and floated out of the temple gate with his big sleeves.

When the carriage stopped at the side door of Pei Ji's house, it happened almost two quarters of an hour later. There was no way, Pei Ji's house was too far from Zhuangyan Temple. After Wukong got out of the car with a smile, he was immediately taken in by the smiling servants of Pei Ji's house and headed straight to the hall.

Before Wukong could reach the entrance of the hall, he saw two people standing in front of the door, one was about thirty or forty years, while the other was only in his twenties. Coincidentally, he was very familiar with this person in his twenties, the master Pei who was kicked off from a horse in Xishi.

"Is it you, the little monk?" Master Pei Pei also saw Wukong and suddenly became angry and became jealous of evil from his heart and pointed at Wukong with his hand, "You actually dare to appear in my house. What a courageous!"

"So it's Mr. Pei!" Wukong smiled calmly, "I was in the West Market. I was just worried that Mr. Pei and others would ride horses too fast, so that they accidentally hurt the people. This is what Mr. Pei should do. Mr. Pei doesn't have to be upset and have to thank me..."

"Who plans to thank you..."

"No need to thank you, no need to thank you, really no need to thank you!" Wukong waved his hand repeatedly, "You must know that fame and fortune are like clouds, so I never leave a name when learning from Lei Feng to do good deeds, but only write it in my diary..."

"Master!" The man in his forties standing next to him couldn't stand it anymore and coughed softly, "Pay attention to your behavior..."

Then, the man smiled at Wukong and said, "Master is Master Wukong?"

"You are Wukong!" Wukong clasped his hands together, "Dare you for this Tan Yue..."

"Lawyer Pei!" The man smiled and said, "This is my younger brother, Master Pei. We are here to welcome you, Master Pei."

"I dare not behave, I dare not behave!" Wukong's hand was like a rattle, "I am not a great monk, how dare I be two young masters to greet him..."

"What's there anything I dare not take it!" Pei Ji's voice came from the hall, "Master Wukong, you have superb cultivation and profound Buddhism. You have awakened the supernatural powers for two lifetimes. Children can welcome you, you can afford it..."

Although Wukong's behavior was deliberately artificial, he really didn't expect that Pei Ji would let his son greet him at the door of the hall. You know, last year, Pei Ji was investigated by Li Yuan because of suspected rebellion. Of course, the investigation result must be negative, but Pei Ji became arrogant and stopped engaging in the treatment of illness.

As a result, His Majesty Li Yuan sent three concubines to comfort Pei Ji without any ambiguity... That's right, you read that right, he sent his concubines to comfort his ministers, and there were three in the same group.

Of course, Li Yuan might have been crazy about doing this, but Pei Ji actually left these three concubines in the mansion and did not let them go back to Tai Chi Palace until the third day.

These things really make people wonder!

When Pei Ji welcomed the three concubines, he just asked Lawyer Pei and Master Pei to wait at the entrance of the hall. Now Pei Ji has placed Wukong's status at the same level as Li Yuan's concubine...

In fact, it is this that makes Wukong feel upset. You don’t have to equate me with your little wife. I am the most humble person. I can accept it even if you lower the specifications a little. I am really not the same thing as your little wife!

After giving in to Lawyer Pei a few more words at the entrance of the hall, at Wukong's insistence, Lawyer Pei and Master Pei led the way, Wukong followed behind and walked into Pei Ji's hall.

Pei Ji's hall is completely different from the decorations of other wealthy families that Wukong has been to. The other wealthy families usually have the main seat of the hall facing the front door, while Pei Ji's hall is horizontal, which means that after entering the door, the main seat is located on the left hand side.

At this time, Pei Ji was sitting behind several cases in the main seat of the hall, looking at Wukong with a smile on his face, and at the same time reached out and pointed to his left, "Come on, Master Wukong, please sit down!"

"I dare not!" Wukong waved his hand again, "I'd like to ask Senior Brother Law to sit down at the seat. I'll just sit down with you."

"Where are their seats in front of you, little master." Pei Ji waved his hand without saying a word, "Sit!"

"Pei Sikong is too modest." Wukong said with a smile, "I see that the lawyer's lawyer is calm and resolute, and has the style of a man. He can definitely be regarded as the Qianlijiao of the Pei family!"

"You're welcome, you're welcome!" Pei Ji waved his hands repeatedly, "It's very unyielding, it's very unyielding!"

"Yeah!" Wukong smiled on his face and said in his heart, "Pei Ji, you really know yourself. Your two sons are really incompetent!"

In fact, what Wukong said was wrong. Master Pei was a little incompetent, but Lawyer Pei was not bad. His wife was Princess Linhai, and in the end he was considered to be the governor. It was a bit reluctant to say that he couldn't get up because he was Pei Ji's son.

After giving up a few more words, Wukong finally sat down on his right hand, while Lawyer Pei and Master Pei sat down on several cases on his left hand. After seeing Wukong sit down, Pei Ji raised his hand in great interest and patted him, "Come here, drink, have a banquet..."

As Pei Ji said, a group of beauties in low-cut sleeveless outfits entered the door next to the hall and lined up in a circle in the middle of the hall. Just when Wukong didn't quite understand what he was going to do, he saw these beauties brushing it and collectively leaning back, and his legs and bodies were almost bent into a bridge.

Then, a jingle sound came from the next door, and then the beauties began to wield their streamers and jumped up with the rhythm.

My God! Pei Ji, did you hold a banquet just now? Why don’t you even have a shadow of wine and food, but a bunch of beauties came out. Well, I understand, this is a secret code, it must be a secret code!

Having said that, although Wukong seems to have attended several high-end banquets now, it is the first time he saw beautiful women dancing before he met this wine and food. When he was at Lu Chengji's house, he was a group of poor people who were poor and happy to play with elegance. When he was in the Qin Palace, the King of Qin was worried that he would be discovered, so he didn't even dare to eat more.

After watching the singing and dancing for a while, Goku yawned several times. You know, although these dancers wore low-cut outfits and had no sleeves, they even had a streamer, and they were also very fleshy when they jumped up, which seemed very attractive, but they had a very serious problem...

No!

You said these beauties are pretty good, but what does this kind of dance look like without them? Although for people like Wukong who have seen all the world and are naturally in their hearts, this level of temptation is completely not enough!

What Wukong didn't know was that his bored yawning movements were already seen by Pei Ji, who was sitting in the chairman.

A monk! Pei Ji added a halo to Wukong in his heart. Although a year-old child may not be familiar with human affairs, he must be very curious about the body of the opposite sex. However, when Wukong in front of him seemed so tempting to dance, he still looked calm and yawned.

What kind of realm is this? This is already a state of color in the eyes and colorless in the heart! It is indeed worthy of being a monk who has been a man of two lifetimes, and this concentration is beyond the reach of ordinary monks.

Just as the dance was just around the corner, several maids walked in from outside the hall with wine pots, wine glasses, plates, etc., and put a pot of wine, a wine glass, and a bowl-like thing for each of them. The things inside the bowl seemed to be meat, but Goku didn't recognize it.

"Come on, little master!" Pei Ji picked up the wine glass in his hand and looked at Wukong from afar, "Taste the Sanle Powder in my mansion. This is the new wine that has been given this year."

Sanleju is a fruit wine, brewed with three kinds of fruits. Wukong has long been famous for this wine, but he has never drunk it, because the brewing process of Sanleju was lost in the Tang Dynasty.

"Thank you!" Wukong picked up a large wine glass with his two little hands, pointed it at Pei Ji, then put the wine glass to his mouth, and took a tentative sip. Well, it's a bit sour, a little astringent, a little bitter, a little spicy, I'll wipe it! What kind of fruit is this damn thing made of? It's so hard to drink!

"Come on, drink this cup!" Pei Ji looked at Wukong and picked up the cup and said loudly.

"Thank you!" Lawyer Pei and Master Pei picked up the cups and thanked them very properly.

After barely drinking this cup of Sanliu, Wukong focused on the meat in the bowl. Just as Wukong took a piece of meat with chopsticks and took a bite from his mouth, he happened to see Lawyer Pei on the opposite side put the meat he picked up on the plate in front of him, then picked up a knife and cut the meat in front of him...

"What are you doing? Are you eating Western food?" Wukong then turned around and found that Master Pei was also doing this.

I'm sorry! It seems like I'm a rustic guy!

However, Wukong's pause was actually just a moment. When others looked, they found that Wukong used chopsticks to pick up meat and ate it happily. No one of them noticed Wukong's loss of composure!

"My little monk Wukong, you are so proud of your food!" Master Pei said sarcastically.

"Natural!" Wukong smiled and put down the flesh in his hand, calmly took out a cotton handkerchief and wiped his hands and mouth, "How is etiquette for us..."

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