To be fair, this poem is much worse than the one written by Xu Jingzong just now, but if this poem is placed in the body of a teenage child, it will definitely shock.

You know, Luo Binwang's poem "Geese and Goose" is enough to make him a famous prodigy, but compared with this poem, there is still a gap in his thoughts.

If a sentence such as having to rest and rest appears in the mouth of a middle-aged and elderly person who has experienced success, failure, and ups and downs, it is natural, but if it appears in the mouth of a teenage child, will everyone have only one explanation for this?

"The poem is so good, every sentence is beyond words." Li Anqi clapped, "A ten-year-old child can write such a poem. In contrast, we adults are in vain. It is not as good as a ten-year-old child who can see things thoroughly..."

Lu Chengji's heart became more and more angry. Although Li Anqi did not say it clearly, he was also squeezing Lu Chengzu inside and outside. The implication was that this poem was definitely plagiarized.

However, even though Lu Chengji was very annoyed, he still had no choice. Because of the facts, even he felt that this poem was copied by Wukong, because even a talented man like Xu Jingzong had to think about a stick of incense when it was his turn to sing. When he arrived at Wukong, Wukong did not even think about it, and he finished writing it.

In this case, the first is that his talent is so quick that he is even more powerful than Xu Jingzong, and the second is that he is plagiarized. Adding to the artistic conception of this poem, it is okay to say that he is an old monk, but Wukong's age should not be able to write it.

To a certain extent, Lu Chengji thought it was not bad at all. When Luo Hong, the author of this poem, first wrote this poem, he was indeed in his early forties.

"An Qi..." When Lu Chengji was about to ease his mouth, he saw Wukong tilting his head cutely and smiling at An Qi, "Brother An Qi, you are really hypocritical."

"What did you say?" Li Anqi suddenly became angry.

"Isn't it?" Wukong didn't have any Yali at all for Li Anqi's glare, and said with a smile, "The first precept of Buddhism is to not lie, so I think you are hypocritical, so I say it openly, and if you think I copy other people's poems, you don't say it openly."

"You said that such poems should not appear in the mouths of children like me, this sentence is wrong." Wukong continued, "As the saying goes, a hundred people are all kinds of people. Some of them are born fools, some are born geniuses, and there are also ones, that is, they understand everything after birth..."

"So, are you the kind of genius who is born to know and understand everything at birth?" Li Anqi sneered and looked at Wukong with a side face.

"Congratulations to Brother An Qi, you not only know the correct answer, but also learn to answer quickly." Wukong clapped his little hands, "I'll tell you another thing, I'm only eight years old this year, and there's still a gap between you who said you're ten years old."

Lee Anqi's face turned red by Wukong's words, "Oh, I've seen a person who was born a fool, and I have also seen a person who was born a genius..."

"Brother An Qi, the latter kind of person is not what you saw when you looked in the mirror." Wukong asked with an exaggerated look on his face.

With a puff, Lu Yuanshi, who was sitting on the side, laughed out loud. Then he saw Li Anqi turning his gaze to him angrily, and immediately covered half of his face with his sleeve. After adjusting for a while, he returned to a serious expression.

There is no way. Li Anqi has a bad temper. If he takes a grudge against Li Baiyao and reports it to Li Baiyao, everyone will feel uncomfortable. Although Li Baiyao is fair in life, no matter how fair a person is, there will always be times when he is negligent in front of his son.

"But I really have never seen someone who is born with me." Li Anqi gritted his teeth and looked at Wukong, "Then I want to ask, what do you know?"

"The so-called birth knowing means that all schools of thought know everything under heaven and earth." Wukong patted his chest, "If there is anything I don't know, then what else can I know everything."

"Is that so? Do you really know everything?" Li Anqi asked with a sneer, "Do you know what I ate last night?"

"Do you still need to ask this? What else can you eat besides food, wine and drink? Brother An Qi, do you think your name is An Qi, and you are really like the real Arctic man, Mr. Anqiu, can you eat the wind and drink the dew?" Wukong looked at him as if he was looking at an idiot, "Be careful, you are a slut, not every drop of milk is Tronsu, and not every An Qi is a god."

Although not every drop of milk is the one present, most of the people present could not understand it, as soon as this sentence was released, most of the people present lowered their heads, and covered their faces with their sleeves. Although they couldn't understand this sentence, everyone present knew that this was not a good thing.

Wukong glanced at the people present and found that only Xu Jingzong, who was still smiling gently, was Li Chunfeng who was watching him playfully.

After hearing Wukong's answer, Li Anqi was almost vomiting blood by Wukong because he wanted Wukong to guess what food he had eaten, but he didn't expect that Wukong would directly catch the loophole in his words, add his name and directly hurt him.

"Okay, okay" Li Anqi took a long breath to calm down his mood, "Then I will ask you again, who do you think Taiqing Taoist Lord is?"

It must be said that Li Anqi is indeed a little vicious. The Taoist Master of Taiqing is Tai Laojun, and I was Li Er. If Li Anqi asked Wukong this way, if Wukong said Tai Laojun was powerful, then he could say that Wukong was a traitor to Buddhism. But if Wukong said that Tai Laojun was not strong, now that His Majesty Li Yuan claimed that they were descendants of Li Er, he could deal with Wukong's crime of indifference to the royal family.

Not to mention, there was Li Chunfeng, who used to be a Taoist priest sitting there.

However, why did Tai Laojun become Taiqing Taoist Master?

In fact, the Three Pure Ones have not yet been formed. Most Taoist sects before the Tang Dynasty worshipped a main god, and the status of Tai Laojun was rising and falling with different sects. Some of them were high, such as Lou Guan Dao and Zhang Daoling’s Five Doks of Rice Dao, which listed Tai Laojun Li Er as the highest main god of Taoism.

For example, Tao Hongjing of the Lingbao Sect, he directly placed Tai Laojun on the fourth level in the True Spirit Position Karma. In addition to Yuanshi Tianzun, Li Er's head also had an Xuanhuang Daojun and a Jinge Housheng Emperor Taiping who came from some unknown place.

Well, so, in the True Spirit Karma Chart, Confucius is also a god, and his standing position is a little higher than that of Tai Laojun.

After His Majesty Li Yuan brought himself to Li Er's family, the great Taoists of the Lingbao Sect were stunned. If they continued to do this, the emperor would definitely be unhappy. So after thinking for a long time, they tied the third floor of the Golden Palace, the Holy Emperor Taiping, and the fourth floor of Taiqing Taoist Master Li Er, which claimed that Tai Chi Taiqing was a family. The two gods were actually one god. Then Li Er took control of the god, and then gave Li Er a new title, called Taiqing Daode Tianzun.

Of course, there are not only Tai Laojun who has changed. They have also made a new name for Xuanhuang Daojun, called Qingyuanhuang Daojun, or Lingbao Tianzun.

Then he put together the three lords, Tai Laojun, Yuanshi Tianzun, and Lingbao Daojun, and was known as the Three Pure Ones.

However, at this time, these Taoist priests who were thieves still secretly said that among the Three Pure Land, the first qi of the Jade Qing Realm is the highest. The second is the Qing Realm, the Yuanqing Realm, the most serious qi. Therefore, Yuanshi Tianzun is the eldest, Lingbao Daojun is the old 2, and Tai Laojun is the third qi.

However, their small moves in private were discovered by the keen Emperor Xuanzong of Li Longji. So His Majesty Li Longji said, "Don't talk to me about these things, I don't understand. Let me tell you, Tai Laojun is the most awesome god in the Three Pure Land. You must change this for me."

The royal fist is the biggest. As soon as His Majesty Li Longji spoke, Emperor Xuanyuan Li Er ran to the middle of the Three Qingshu and became the boss of the Three Qingshu.

By the time of the Ming Dynasty, the concept of Tai Laojun being the boss had already been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, so when Xu Zhonglin arranged the seats in the Sanqing period in the Romance of the Gods, he habitually ranked according to the seats of Tai Laojun and Yuanshi Tianzun Lao 2. Then, Xu Zhonglin then changed the name of Lingbao Daojun to Tongtian Sect Master and became the third one.

I think everyone can understand this. If Xu Zhonglin really dared to let Laojun beat Lingbao Daojun and his face was blooming, he would definitely be beaten by Taoist priests who have read this book. Damn, you actually dare to write that Lingbao Daojun was beaten with a black eye green. Do you believe it or not, I will hit you with a black eye green tonight.

Of course, Xu Zhonglin also creatively added a powerful teacher to Sanqing, Hongjun Daozu. Yes, the immortal Hongjun was compiled by Xu Zhonglin himself, and there was no such thing at all. As for why, it is estimated that some Taoist priests owed Xu Zhonglin a lot of money, so this guy was trying hard to deal with Taoist gods.

In short, although Tai Laojun is not the kind of god in the early Tang Dynasty, because he has clinged to the royal family, his status is always on the rise, and he is definitely not something that a little monk like Wukong can slander it at will.

"Okay, An Qi, my younger brother Chengzu is a Buddhist layman, not a Taoist sect. There is no need to say this." Lu Chengji was angry. If the previous words could be considered a joke, but now Li Anqi's words have obviously crossed the boundaries. If Wukong really doesn't handle it well, it will be heard in His Majesty Li Yuan's ears, I'm afraid that the Lu family in Fanyang will be affected.

"Brother Chengji, I'm not asking you." Li Anqi did not give Lu Chengji any face. "What is said or not depends on you, but on the body of this omniscient little brother Chengzu."

"Yes, you're right. This question was originally asked me." Wukong was not nervous at all, "But this question is too simple? Who is Taoist Master Taiqing? He is a woman."

The whole audience was in an uproar, and Wukong's shocking answer immediately shocked everyone.

"What are you talking nonsense?" Li Anqi laughed, "Master Taiqing is a woman. Are you stupid? Are you all starting to talk nonsense?"

"The Tao Te Ching once said that I have great troubles, that I have a body; and if I have no body, what are my troubles?" Wukong ii smiled and said, "If it weren't for a woman, how could I have a body? Can men also have children?"

Lu Chengji nodded slightly. Wukong's answer did not say that Laojun was not good, nor did he say that Laojun was good, but instead threw the matter away in a joke. Even if this matter reached His Majesty Li Yuan's ears, His Majesty Li Yuan would only smile.

After all, the Tang Dynasty was a dynasty with high feminism, and saying that XX was a woman was not an insult in the Tang Dynasty.

"My little brother Chengzu is indeed talented." At this time, Li Chunfeng, who was on the side, spoke, "Since you said Tai Laojun is a woman, then who is Shakyamuni?"

"Sakyamuni is also a woman," Wukong answered without hesitation.

"Why?"

"The first chapter of the Diamond Sutra, the last sentence of the Dharma Assembly, says that after the food is finished, the Buddha will collect his robe and bowl, wash his feet, and sit on his seat." Wukong replied aloud, "If it is not a woman, do you need to wash dishes after the meal? Who can do you guys at home after the meal? And the last sentence is to sit on the husband and son, and the person who needs to clean up dishes after the meal is still a man?"

The people present patted their hands gently, and this time even Xu Jingzong clapped his hands slightly.

"What about Confucius?" Li Chunfeng asked again with a smile.

"It's still a woman," Wukong replied without hesitation, "I once said, "How about selling it, I'm treating the merchants. I'm waiting to get married. Can I still be a man?"

Li Anqi looked at Wukong sitting there talking and talking, feeling depressed. He originally wanted to catch the little monk plagiarize, but unexpectedly, he fell into a big trouble instead.

"Then little brother Chengzu, I'll ask you again..."

As soon as this sentence was said, Lu Chengji's face became very ugly. Are you mistaken? I invited you to have a meal, not to ask you to find fault with our Fanyang Lu family one after another.

"Ask for a while, stop at the right time." Li Chunfeng looked at Lu Chengji's face and spoke beside him, "The sun is full, and the moon is full, and the moon is full will be full."

"I'll ask this kid's last question." Li Anqia gritted his teeth and said to Wukong, "Didn't you be born with a knowledge of it? And the poem "There is a resting place" just now was also written by you? Then tell me, what is Tao?"

Goku smiled and pointed to the sky outside the hall, then pointed a pot of water in front of him with his hand.

"What do you mean? Are you making a mystery?" Li Anqi sneered, "Speak it out quickly and quickly, let me listen to your opinions."

"Get paper and pen." Wukong waved to the servant, "Brother An Qi, you really don't have wisdom. If you understand, then you should understand when I give me some advice. If you don't understand, even if I write it out, do you understand?"

As he said that, Wukong picked up his pen and wrote four lines of poetry on the paper next to him. Then he threw the pen and said to the servant, "Read it out and listen to Brother An Qi."

The servant looked at Lu Chengji with a tentative look. After seeing him nodding, he then recited loudly. "The heavenly beings saw my eyes clear, and there was a page of sutra in the Hundred Floor Hall. You come to ask Wuyu and say, the clouds are in the blue sky and water is in the bottle."

"What a cloud in the blue sky and water in the bottle." This time, before Lu Chengji could wait for Li Anqi to speak, he shouted first and then began to applaud. Under Lu Chengji's leadership, the remaining literati also applauded with face. Wukong bowed slightly to everyone present with a very graceful manner.

Li Anqi felt a little upset in his heart. If at the beginning, he just felt that Wukong must have copied a monk's poem to deceive people, and wanted to expose Wukong's true face, then now after being humiliated by Wukong, he already has a little hatred for Wukong.

Although Li Anqi still wanted to continue to make things difficult for Wukong, Li Chunfeng had already spoken, and just now was the last question. Even if Li Anqi was dissatisfied, he could only continue to be in a state of hindrance. After all, among the people present, Li Chunfeng was the only one who didn't have to care about Li Baiyao.

This is not to say that Li Chunfeng does not seek progress, but that Li Chunfeng is a popular person in the eyes of His Highness Li Shimin, the King of Qin, and a strategist in the Tiance Mansion. If the King of Qin can defeat the prince and inherit the throne in the end, no matter what Li Baiyao is about, he can soar into the sky. On the contrary, even if Li Baiyao likes Li Chunfeng, he may not be able to promote him.

After Li Anqi shut up, with Xu Jingzong's efforts, the scene quickly became harmonious again. Wukong also lost a handful of pu again. This time he counted as Lu Yuanshi. However, Lu Xueshi did not seem to have planned to be fined a cup, but began to seriously think about what poems to write.

At this moment, Wukong suddenly heard Li Chunfeng say to him, "Just heard from Brother Chengji, Brother Chengzu, you are a Buddhist layman. I wonder if you are following the Buddhist monk to practice?"

"My Master Daoxin, Master." Wukong quickly stood up and answered respectfully.

"Master Daoxin, it's indeed a Buddhist wise man." Li Chunfeng nodded, "It's just a pity that I've been stingy with you. I wonder when Master Daoxin will come to Chang'an to preach the Dharma?"

"My master once said that places like Chang'an and Luoyang have a profound foundation and the people admire Buddhism deeply, so they don't need to preach the Dharma." Wukong answered seriously, "Sites like Jiangzhou and Qizhou are places where monks should go to save. As the saying goes, compassion belongs to the light candle, which does not shine on the feast of the silk, but only shines on the poor houses."
Chapter completed!