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Chapter 12: Interesting Penimus

After pushing the door open, Wukong looked around carefully, no one passed by, and then quickly slipped into the door, closed the door, and inserted the latch. Then he placed the bamboo branch in his hand on the table, and then took out the stick that had just been used to hit Honglei from the back of the door, and the knife that Honglei brought on the table together.

After thinking about it, Wukong pushed open the window again, walked in with a long bamboo pole leaning under the window, and then carefully closed the window and bolted it!

At this time, Hong Lei on the ground seemed to have woken up, staring at him with an angry eyes, looking like he would rather die than surrender.

Although Wukong has decided to beat Hong Lei, if Hong Lei wags his tail and begs for mercy, then this beating will seem too boring. So after seeing Hong Lei's expression, Wukong was very satisfied and showed a bright and harmless smile to Hong Lei.

Then, before Hong Lei understood what Wukong's smile meant, Wukong had already picked up the stick and poked Hong Lei's stomach without hesitation. Hong Lei's expression, which was unyielding, instantly froze. With a bang, Hong Lei felt a stick under his ribs again, and the same pain was heart-wrenching.

As a qualified agent and master of medical science, Wukong could accurately find Hong Lei's body with his eyes closed, with the most intense nerves and the most sensitive reflexes. He was also the most painful place after being beaten. After more than a dozen sticks, Hong Lei's eyes, who had been unyielding just now, were already begging in his eyes, and his whole face was distorted due to severe pain.

"I can't hold on so quickly." Wukong stopped the stick in his hand, held his little face with his hand, and showed a confused expression, "Do you know, your expression of willingness to make you feel like you are not fulfilled when you fight. I'll ask you to have a look of rather than surrender."

Hong Lei's mouth was blocked and the application begging between his eyes became heavier and heavier.

"Okay, okay, there's no stick." Wukong put the stick back on the table, picked up a bamboo branch, and showed a innocent smile at Hong Lei, "Why don't we use this finer one?"

Hong Lei shook his head hard while making a whimpering sound.

"Oh, you don't object. If you don't object, I will assume you agree!" Wukong grinned at Hong Lei, then whipped his back with a whip.

Hong Lei widened his eyes, his body suddenly arched, and a whimpering sound came from his mouth.

"I didn't expect you to be a sadist." Wukong looked at Hong Lei curled up on the ground and thrust, "You get excited after you whip it down. I will do good things and give you a few more."

Hong Lei made a whimpering sound desperately, and his body unconsciously rolled under the bed.

"Wow, I didn't expect you to be so excited!" Bang, another whip.

With a whip, Hong Lei's body trembled. When Wukong pulled the tenth whip, Hong Lei had already tilted his head and fainted.

"Oh, I'll have an orgasm so soon." He took a glass of water and poured it on Hong Lei's face. Wukong scratched his face with a bamboo branch. "It seems that this person with sensitive physique is relatively fragile. I just wrote the word Hong on him and was dying. In fact, I originally planned to finish the word Lei. In addition, can you ask, do you have any words to say "Preface?"

After hearing this, Hong Lei, who had just been awakened by water, turned dark in front of his eyes and fainted again.

When Hong Lei woke up again, he found that he had been tied up a little. The long bamboo pole was tied behind him and tied with his hands and feet. He could barely move his hands and feet when he was tied up, but now he can't even stand up.

And which little demon was approaching him and grinning at him.

Before Hong Lei could figure out what was going on, he saw a little demon jumping up and making a strange scream in his mouth. Then, Hong Lei felt a heavy kick in his stomach. Although this kick was also very painful, compared with the pain when the little demon was holding a stick and a whip just now, it was simply negligible.

Tornado legs, whip legs, side kicks, front kicks, knee hits, shoulder rest, elbow hits, boxing, left hook, right hook, lower hook, upper hook. Goku was very comfortable after finishing all the movements of Jeet Kundo, Karate, and Aikido, and began to consider whether to practice a set of eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms.

However, after looking at Hong Lei, who had become bruised and swollen, Wukong felt much better. Then he took two ropes and tied Hong Lei to the top of the door frame and the other to his big bed. Then he pulled the rope and confirmed that Hong Lei could not run to the door and could not reach the bed. After Wukong went to bed with a refreshed look and prepared to go to bed.

After Hong Lei looked at the little demon who went to bed with a gleeful look on his face, he finally breathed a sigh of relief. He said that Hong Lei was once a hero who licked blood from the knife. He had gone to the battlefield and killed people, and was also considered a person who crawled out of the dead. When he thought about it, he felt that he was fearless, and even if he was caught, he would only die.

But I didn’t expect that death is not scary, what is scary is that I can’t die!

Now thinking about the beating that made him so painful at night, Hong Lei felt that his whole body was still twitching. Correspondingly, the face of a cute little boy on the bed with a bright smile also became ferocious in Hong Lei's eyes. Hong Lei looked at the little demon hatefully and spat silently on the ground.

Then, Hong Lei regretted it!

Because just when he had just finished vomiting, the little demon who had just lay down and had not taken off his clothes immediately got up from the bed and headed straight for his direction. And in the hand of the little demon, he was holding a toilet chip.

People may not know much about toilet paper nowadays because everyone now uses toilet paper. But before the Tang Dynasty and the Tang Dynasty, what should people do if they don’t have toilet paper after going to the toilet? They can only take a small bamboo slice and scrape their butts clean. The name of this small bamboo slice is called toilet paper.

In fact, this toilet is not only used in China, but also in foreign countries. According to the records of the sixth volume of the Vinaya Mother Sutra, a Brahmin monk wiped his butt with grass after going to the toilet, but he accidentally cut off Xiao Jiji. He was very depressed. Then the Buddha Tathagata warned him, saying that when you go to the toilet, you cut off Xiao Jiji, it is obvious that you won’t know how to go. I’ll teach you.

After you go to the toilet, you can't wipe your butt on the toilet wall, and don't wipe your butt with stones, grass leaves, earth and wood blocks, because these methods can easily cut through Xiao Jiji. You have to use wood, bamboo or reeds to make tools specifically for wiping your butt.

What is this tool? It is a stick or bamboo piece of wood. It is almost the length of your thumb to your middle finger, which is what the saying goes, just a short one, and a short four fingers.

Then you take the toilet slice and slowly scrape it along your butt, so that you won’t cut the little Jiji. Don’t shake the scraped toilet slices, as they will cause male feces. Do not put them together with clean toilet slices, as they will form bad feces. According to the original words in the scriptures, “It is called the method of using toilets to use toilets”.

So, using toilets to use toilets was a very technical thing in ancient times. Even I, Buddha and Tathagata, had to teach me so carefully in this matter!

Of course, in the Vinaya Sutra, my Buddha Tathagata does not only talk about this toilet. There are also things like how monks take a bath in the bathroom, monks have three urgent needs to go to the toilet and not urinate at their doorsteps, and don’t speak to others, don’t fart in the crowd, don’t spit at people in front of others, etc.

Some people also said, "Didn't this be without paper before?" Or it's really impossible to use cloth or silk."

In fact, people who have this kind of thinking are people who stand and speak without a headache. Not to mention ancient times, it is now a large-scale production that claims to be mechanized and has a huge amount of material resources. Nowadays, how many people can spend more money to use silk and cloth to wipe their butts in the toilet every day. You can calculate how much a piece of silk costs. If it is used to wipe their butts, how much does it cost to wipe one person a year.

Not to mention that at the end of the Sui Dynasty and the beginning of the Tang Dynasty, most people could not even wear clothes. At this time, when you use silk and cloth to wipe your butt, it would be thunderous to be struck by the sky. Who would use silk to wipe your butts when speaking? Historical records say that Shi Chong did this, so his whole family was later caught by the emperor.

Isn't this nonsense? The emperor didn't even wipe his butt with silk, so you dare to do this. Is your butt more noble than the emperor? This is not a presumptuous thing?

But why not use paper? This is mainly due to the underdeveloped papermaking technology caused by low productivity. Therefore, the kind of paper that is resilient and can be used to wipe the butt is very expensive. Not to mention ordinary people, even wealthy people, as long as people who are not as rich as they are, they cannot afford it, with exceptions like Shi Chong.

As mentioned earlier, the crispy bamboo paper is the same as pancake fruit. You can think about what it takes to wipe your butt with a piece of pancake fruit. So, in this era that Wukong is back now, people still use toilet chips when they go to the toilet.

ps: This Vinaya Sutra is not a fabrication of the wind. If you are interested, you can search the content of the Vinaya Sutra online by yourself. You may find it on Baidu. This sutra is really interesting to read.

In addition, although Feng Chu is embarrassed to recommend votes with everyone who reads books, this does not mean that Feng Chuan does not need recommendation votes, so don’t give Feng Chuan face, use the recommendation vote to blow the wind into death!
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