Chapter 110: I am a compassionate monk
"Sorry, I'm really sorry! I really can't mobilize Xiao Xian and Li Tang.
"Uncle Zhi, I just told you that you would sneak up and plot against me, instead of letting you hide in the corner and pretend to be dead. If you don't move there, I will let Uncle Zhi, you really die immediately."
"I have to admit that you, a little evil seed, surprised me again." Lu Chengde covered the wound on his waist and gently moved his body, "Since Cui Yining is your person, then Lu Qing and Lu Chu?"
"Of course I asked Lei Gong to dispel them." Wukong waved his hand gently, "Lu Yong is the same, but Lu Yong, I asked the ghost to help.
In fact, for a monk like me, it is not a big problem to find a few gods, ghosts, and other people to come to the house and kill a few people by the way. In fact, the most difficult thing is how to push my people up."
"Just just now, if Cui Yining was not my person, I would not have been able to accurately lead you into the secret passage when you are in trouble." Wukong stretched his waist, "and if Lu Meng was not my person, Cui Yining and brother, you and Uncle Zhi, who are single and weak, can hardly tell whether you can open the secret passage door."
"So, you are deliberate and have wanted to go against me for a long time, right?" Lu Chengde slapped his hands, "Then why don't you just ask gods and ghosts to kill me? Isn't that easier?"
"If I follow my original temperament, I should have asked Thunder God to kill all the people who usually protect you! Then bang it!" Wukong stretched out his hands and drew a big circle in the air, "Use a big firework to send your brother, your sister-in-law and niece to Huangquan Road."
"Don't doubt!" Wukong closed his eyes, "I have this ability, but in the end I gave up. First, because I am a compassionate monk and will not kill people without reason. It's okay to kill a few brothers and your confidants, because these people must have participated in the murder of me, but it is absolutely impossible to let me kill dozens of passers-by who have nothing to do with this matter."
"Second, because I want to see, my scumbag brother who dares to smash his brother with a copper pot of more than ten pounds in front of outsiders, and smiles arrogantly. At the moment when he was most proud and energetic, he was directly penetrated into the bottomless abyss, could he still laugh so arrogantly after being directly hit by someone in the bottomless abyss?"
"But it's a pity that your dear brother, your Zhoucai's performance is really unreasonable. The demeanor of the Lu family of Qiang Fanyang should have!" Wukong opened his eyes, "You must know that even if the Taishan Mountain collapsed in front of him, he should look peaceful! I'm so sorry, you disappointed me, my dear brother!"
"Is that true?" Lu Chengde laughed wildly.
, What about it? Do you think I will care?"
"You definitely don't care? What do you care about if you are a treacherous person?" Wukong replied with a smile. "Actually, if you have a little brain to do things, then the situation will be different now. For example, you found someone to rob me on the way back from my grave last year, do you still remember?"
"Of course," Lu Chengde snorted coldly, "but you, a little evil person, have good luck, let Daoxin save you, otherwise..."
"So, that's why I said, brother, you don't use your brain to do things." Wukong showed an innocent smile, "Actually, you're wrong. It was not that Master Daoxin wanted to accept me as his disciple, but that I was desperately trying to become a disciple in order to survive. And if you go to Dalin Temple to find someone to inquire, you should know that at least two robbers died at my hands at that time. After all, there were too many people who knew about this.
"What do you want to say?" Lu Chengde rolled his eyes at Wukong...
"What else can I say besides saying you are stupid?" Wukong replied easily, "If you are more cautious in doing things and find someone to investigate me after the robbery and killing failed, you will have discovered that I may hide in the dark and do these things that are not good for you? I just said that the lion also uses all his strength to fight against the rabbit. Brother, you are not even so arrogant in the lion..."
"After doing things, don't think about why you can succeed, and after failing, don't investigate why you failed." Wukong turned his wrist and slashed me in his hand, "My dear brother, don't think you are a child of the Lu family of Fanyang, but even without me, you will be the life of a governor of Jiangzhou at most in your life."
As he said that, Wukong slowly slashed the so-called me in his hand side, and then a flash of sutra light flashed by. Lu Zhi, who had just climbed to the bottom left of the blue brick bed, was already holding his wrist and screaming, "Uncle Zhi, don't lick your dog face and look at me and I cut you down. Do you still remember the incident when I fell from the hospital bed when I was three and a half years old?"
Wukong grinned at Lu Zhi, "Uncle Zhi, what's the expression of horror on your face? Oh, you think I shouldn't know this, right? Because I was not only very young but also because of poisoning, I was in a state of confusion. You guessed this, I did not know it at that time, but my dear Zhijia..."
Wukong kicked Lu Zhi in the face, then slowly turned his foot on Lu Zhi's face, "Next time you want to do such a bad thing, remember not to find someone to look for you anymore. Lu Qing had already brought out everything before he died."
"Let me calculate it for you!" After rubbing Lu Zhi's face with his feet a few times, Wukong took back his feet and started to calculate it with his fat fingers. "I was poisoned when I was three years old, but this time you did a good thing, so I forgive you very generously, and it won't be included."
Of course, it should not be included. If you hadn't poisoned Lu Chengzu to death, how could I travel through time?
"Then it's when I'm not fully recovered. Uncle Zhi, you can pick me up and fall on the ground. I'm not too much if you once?" Wukong turned his head and looked at Lu Zhi, raised his wrist, and a light flashed by. Blood immediately oozed out from the wrist of Lu Zhi's last remaining hand.
"So it's not an exaggeration to say that Uncle Zhi, you are a scumbag. Damn, I'm such a cute three and a half years old, you can even pick it up and throw it to the ground. If my sister-in-law hadn't happened to pass by at that time, would you plan to continue picking me up and then drop it to death to be counted? The most annoying thing is that Damn, you finally pretended to say that I fell off the bed..."
As he said that, Wukong kicked Lu Zhi's face again, knocking the back of Lu Zhi's head heavily against the wall, "Whose child has fallen from a bed less than 30 cm tall to the ground, and can he fall all over his body like me! Damn do you think I am a broken angel in my life, or the one with a face facing the ground?"
After kicking Lu Zhi, Wukong then began to count on his fat fingers one by one, "Then the robbery on my way back from the grave. Then I was in Dalin Temple for a year and you sent out four waves of killers, and there were more than a dozen people..."
"I won't say much about other tricks, but I said you've tried me at least a dozen times, right?" Wukong put down his fat hand, "So, whether it's Uncle Zhi or Brother, you can do whatever you want. Can you tell me what kind of reason is that you two scumbags must kill me, even a pitiful and harmless child like me?"
Seeing that Wukong, who had just broken the tendons of two people, was holding a bright murder knife in one hand and a small crossbow in the other hand, seriously saying that he was a pitiful and harmless child. When Tang Dynasty Good Monk was updated, Lu Chengde couldn't help but feel a strong sense of incongruity in his heart.
Damn! If you are a harmless child like you, then what should my daughter be like?
"Do you really want to hear it? Then I will tell you!" (
Chapter completed!