Chapter 60: I will never take a needle and a thread
The situation on the scene soon became harmonious with our Master Can’s efforts.
The people in this place are not very clear about the concept of queues and order. If there are any good things or good things, they all rush to join them, for fear that they will fall behind.
However, with Tang Can's coordinated handling, a long queue like a gluttonous snake was finally established.
City Lord Hu was almost squeezed to death by the abortion. At this time, his face was pale and he was breathing heavily.
horrible!
These unruly people are so terrible.
He really wanted to order to go home immediately, but he couldn't leave!
There were tens of thousands of people in front of me, and there were more than 100,000 people who were coming one after another, but they were all for his...hair...!
The public opinion is together, the public anger is terrible!
Even the Lord Hu, who had been domineering in Jinling City for so many years, had no other choice but to stand honestly under Tang Can's arrangement... and began to distribute... their hair on their bodies to the people who were queuing up one by one.
An old woman came up and looked at the city lord who had never dared to look at him before. She was toothless and would leak out when she spoke. She happily put her hands in front of City Lord Hu and stuttered: "Duoduoduo... Thank you, Lord, Da Ma, Da Ma, Da Ma, Da Ma!"
Lord Hu was so angry that he could only hold back the pain and pull off a bunch of hair from his head, and then carefully distribute one from it to her.
Then……
Continue to the next one!
After this, the Lord Hu not only had to bear the pain of hair pulling, but also had to look at the faces of the untouchables and Tang Can's proud appearance, his lungs were almost blown up.
"Oh! This is a bit too low. What year will it take to be distributed? Come on! Yes... Just the personal guard next to Lord Hu, you... help Lord Hu pull his hair, and then set up ten teams to distribute hair..."
Tang Can yawned, and the sun immediately set off. At this speed, it was too slow. What year and month will it take?
Therefore, several personal guards next to Lord Hu were all sent by Tang Canzhi to help pluck their hair.
What can Lord Hu say?
He also hopes to end this embarrassing scene as soon as possible!
It hurts? It hurts!
But... he wasn't sure whether the hairs in various parts of his body were enough for 200,000?
No matter what!
Anyway, he knew that this time he was doomed.
I'm afraid I can't keep a single hair.
Hold on, Hu Yanzhi, you can’t cry!
Tears are the weak behavior of the weak, isn’t it just about plucking hair?
Pull it out! Let you pull out...
A bunch of fresh hair was pulled down from Lord Hu's head, face, hands, feet, armpits, and body...
Then it was sent to every disaster victim... Oh no! It was the common people. The people who obtained the hair of the city lord happily took the hair and asked Tang Can for a bowl of well water.
After drinking it, the mouth is clear and the whole body is comfortable. All the negative conditions caused by the odor are wiped out.
Not only that, men became heroic and full of masculinity, without saying a word... they immediately went to find their own wife, hoping for a great battle to turn over the dignity of men.
Produced by Canye, it must be a fine product!
The well water in front of the Tang Mansion, paired with the hair of City Lord Hu, can produce such a miraculous effect...
The miracle came again, and the people of Jinling City were all very happy. The City Lord Hu, who was so noble in their eyes in the past, has now become a very embarrassing and magical existence, like a livestock that provides milk and meat, specializing in providing hair.
All night...
There is no curfew in Jinling City tonight.
In front of the Tang Mansion, there are bright lights.
The people walked around and a lot of people came.
One after another, ten thousand...twenty thousand...thirty thousand...thirty thousand...
The wailing sound of Lord Hu never stopped. His head was already half bald, and his hair follicles were bleeding. The guards took action... it was a bit heavy!
The hair of normal people is about 100,000, and the hair of City Lord Hu is relatively moist and dense, with an estimated 120,000 to 130,000.
And his beard, armpit hair, and other parts of his body combined, it is estimated that there are 30,000 to 40,000, so... According to Tang Can's estimate, there will be at least 200,000 to the people in Jinling City with a gap of at least 200,000 to 30,000!
However, this is not a matter of...
Tang Can handed over the task of scooping well water to his father Tang Xun and his servants. He walked to the city lord Hu with a smile and stretched out his hand.
"Tang...Tang Can! What else do you want?"
Lord Hu's voice was trembling, his eyes were full of hatred.
"Nothing? Lord, have you forgotten that the source of the odor is still in your treasure house! I came to ask for the secret pattern key of the treasure house, but if you don't want to cure the source of this odor for Jinling City... I didn't say it."
After Tang Can finished speaking, he immediately turned around and wanted to leave.
Lord Hu quickly called him: "Don't...I...I'll give it to you. However, I agreed that you can only move the feces and other treasures in the treasure house, you...you are not allowed to take them."
Alas! City Lord Hu really has no choice. If the shit mountains in the treasure house are not cleared, few people will dare to get closer.
Not only did the entire Jinling City smell bad, but even all the treasures in his treasure house could not be moved out.
Moreover, after this battle, he was really afraid of Tang Can.
Who would have thought that Tang Can was really so powerful that he could produce the antidote to the odor.
He was also surrounded by the public opinion of 200,000 people, making him unable to resist at all.
If Tang Can doesn't completely solve these problems in Shishan, if Tang Can says, "I need the flesh and flesh of Lord Hu as a medicine to attract... Could he also cut off the flesh on his body inch by inch?"
"City Lord Hu, please rest assured. I, Tang Can, acted openly and honestly. If I only touched those shits, I would never take one more needle or thread."
After taking the secret key given by Lord Hu, Tang Can called out a hundred servants from the mansion, pushed the cart and headed towards the treasure house.
"Hu Weihuang! Take two people with you... Remember to record all their whereabouts clearly."
Seeing Tang Can leave proudly, Lord Hu was unwilling to accept his wish and immediately sent Hu Weihuang to follow him.
Tang Can, who took his servants away, knew that City Lord Hu had sent someone to follow him, didn't mind at all, and didn't even hide it.
These servants have all drunk the "anti-drug", so they are not affected by these odors at all.
When I arrived at the city lord's treasure house, I started work and transported all the feces that were turned into gold and silver inside.
Where to ship?
Tang Can casually found a garden in the city where the Tang family was in the city, and someone dug a big hole in advance, and the feces were dumped in truckloads.
And these...
Hu Weihuang and other guards of the City Lord's Mansion who had been following him could see clearly, and then quickly went back... to report to the City Lord who was still being plucked.
...
After several consecutive flights of days and nights, Chen Simu, the eldest daughter of the Chen family, finally saw a misty island at the end of the sea when the sun rose again.
"Finally arrived! Is that the legendary Penglai Fairy Island?"
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Chapter completed!