Chapter 5 Why is this world full of bugs?
Just like the software used by tuners, Tang Can can theoretically simulate anyone's voice by dragging these progress bars.
Moreover, turning the volume to the maximum is equivalent to connecting a huge loudspeaker.
only……
Tang Can, who had just unlocked this bug, didn't know what was going on, so he slipped the volume control and tone to the maximum, and ended up making such a terrifying ghost cry.
Originally, roaring like this in the wilderness would not have caused a great impact.
But it just happened...
At this time, Tang Jin, the third son of the Tang family, was nervously approaching the pit and scaring him suspiciously. Tang Can called him like this...
Tang Jin was immediately scared and lost his master. He fell back and quickly turned around and ran away. While running, he shouted: "Brother! He has a wronged and has a debt. It's not me who harmed you. Don't come to me..."
Although Tang Jin Chengtian looked like a young man who was very pretentious, he was really scared by Tang Can's ghost roar at this moment. He didn't care about any image and rode a horse and ran away.
"Damn it! No? All... were scared away by me?"
Obviously, Tang Can was also scared by his ghost roar just now. He quickly clicked on a "reset" button next to the sound adjustment progress bar, which was restored to his own voice with one click.
At this moment, Tang Can was really crying. He thought that he could unlock the green bug and help him get out of this big pit.
However, unexpectedly, he accidentally scared away all the people above.
"Huh? Wait! Some of the people who surrounded the big pit just now were the Tang family's slaves, and one was...my third brother Tang Jin. That... means that the people riding horses were not from the government office, but Tang Jin and the family's slaves. So... what about the tomb robber who dug the pit?"
A glimmer of life arose in Tang Can's heart. If the tomb robber was still around, he should have saved him.
However, this tomb robber must have been driven away or scared away by Tang Jin and others. Will he come back?
Just as Tang Can was thinking about whether to use this voice change ability to seduce the tomb robber with a luoli sound, a round bun face appeared in the big pit above.
"Damn it! I'm scared!"
Tang Can looked closely and recognized him, "Silly...Silly Gu? Are you a silly Gu? So it was you... who came to dig me?"
After searching for the memory of this body, Tang Can quickly recognized Sha Gu.
Bang!
Sha Gu was not afraid of Tang Can at all. She jumped off from above. Her strong body and developed muscles made Tang Can's heart tremble so slightly.
Without saying a word, Sha Gu grabbed Tang Can's collar with one hand and then jumped up again.
A big pit seven or eight meters deep!
Sha Gu even took Tang Can, and she could jump out suddenly.
This Nima is really... talented.
Poof...
Tang Can patted the mud all over his body, and then realized that he looked at the ugly woman who was too strong in front of him, and after a long time he spit out a few words: "Silly girl! Thank you... for saving me..."
"Big fool! You saved me too. And you said you would marry me as your wife."
Sha Gu spoke very righteously, without the slightest shyness of a girl's family. Perhaps... Sha Gu didn't know what shyness was.
"Ah? I...have I said it?"
After a moment of silence, Tang Cancai searched through his memory a few scenes of being with Sha Gu.
turn out to be……
After being severely injured by the slash, Sha Gu fled all the way out of the city.
But he still lost too much blood in the middle of the journey and fainted in the wilderness outside the country.
At this moment, Tang Can, the eldest son of the Tang family, was playing in the family hunting ground in the western suburbs outside the city. The hunting dog smelled the bloody smell and took Tang Can to find the seriously injured and unconscious fool.
Tang Can took Sha Gu back to the manor to recuperate. During the past few months, in addition to some necessary herbs to treat trauma, Sha Gu relied on her own strong self-healing ability, not only recovered as before, but also had greater strength.
Moreover, during the period of recuperation, Tang Can, known as the "big fool", formed a deep friendship with Sha Gu.
Tang Can even offered to marry a fool as his wife, just like... the boy and girl who played every family together when he was a child, and he naturally said it when he was in love.
However, Tang Can made an amazing discovery in his original memory when he searched.
That's...
In Tang Can's original memory, Sha Gu was not ugly at all, and even... she looked like a fairy.
right!
It’s just so beautiful. In the vague memory, it seems that this fool has two faces, one looks like he has a big face now, some pockmarks, and very strong body.
Another figure and face that appeared and looked like a fairy was deeply engraved in Tang Can's memory.
"I'll go! Could it be that this is the appearance of Xi Shi in the lover's eyes? The image of the silly girl in Tang Can's original memory was so beautiful?"
Facing Sha Gu's questioning gaze, Tang Can nodded a little after digesting the memory for a little bit, "Yes! I said this, Sha Gu, I will marry you as a wife."
no way!
I have to fulfill what I promised, with tears in my eyes!
What's more, if someone hadn't come to dig your grave today, maybe one day would have been the day when I could see the light of day again!
"Okay! I'll wait for you."
It seemed that just to wait for Tang Can to say this, Sha Gu was satisfied when she heard it, and turned around and planned to leave very "ruthlessly".
But now it is dusk...
It's going to be dark soon!
In this wilderness, Tang Can is a modern otaku, but he does not have the ability to survive in the wilderness.
Besides, Tang Can wants to go back to the Tang family, but he doesn’t even know which direction Jinling City is.
So, he quickly called out to Sha Gu who wanted to "pulse the ruthless" and said, "Hey, hey! Sha Gu, don't go alone! Can you take me back to Jinling City? I can't find the way home..."
Sha Gu looked at Tang Can suspiciously, as if she was thinking about something, then nodded and agreed: "Okay!"
After saying this, Tang Can didn't even have time to react, so he was directly clamped under his arm by Sha Gu, and then ran quickly towards Jinling City. Yes... at a speed of 60 kilometers per hour...
"Stop! Silly Gu... Stop, I'm sick... I'm going to vomit!"
After running for only ten minutes, Tang Can couldn't do it because the silly girl clamped her too tightly and her speed was too fast.
When Sha Gu stopped next to a farmland, Tang Can couldn't control himself and started vomiting on the side of the road.
He was not motion sickness at first, but who could withstand this kind of running wildly with his big arms!
"vomit!"
Tang Can spit out all the Orleans roast chicken leg burgers he had eaten in his stomach, then patted his chest, and took a breath and was about to give some constructive suggestions to Sha Gu, but was shocked by the lights of several bugs seen in front of him.
Two red lights!
An orange shine!
The key is... there is also a yellow-level light!
Damn it!
Why are there bugs everywhere?
Tang Can was on Earth for two or three years, and the total number of bugs found was less than twenty, and they were basically the lowest level of red light. This was what Tang Can found everywhere with purpose.
But after traveling to this world, it only took a few days!
Tang Can has discovered so many bugs, it feels like...there are bugs everywhere in this world!
Chapter completed!