In this world, there are a lot of pain that can be easily avoided.

For example, when you see a very eye-catching picture, you can turn your head or close your eyes and you will naturally be unable to see anything.

When you hear a very noisy and harsh sound, you can block your ears with cotton, which can also avoid the damage of noise.

However, a living person can not listen or listen, but cannot breathe.

Every moment, breathing is necessary, and you draw the oxygen needed for life from the air...

And the pervasive odor sensation along your nostrils is so smelly that it smells so bad to your heart.

Lord Hu cursed because he thought the pit in the mansion had exploded again.

After all, this is a precedent, and it is a very painful lesson!

One day five years ago, while Lord Hu was playing in the garden with two concubines, he suddenly felt a pain in his stomach and wanted to go to the toilet.

But it was too late to go back to the side room to use the "incense bucket". It happened that the toilet was used by the servants next to it. In order not to pull it in, Lord Hu could only pinch his nose and squat in.

But who knew that the weather happened to be dry that day, and it was so hot that it was so hot.

The combustible gases in the toilet have reached a critical value, but the Lord Hu is not wearing cloth shoes like ordinary people, but leather nail shoes with shoe nails.

While squatting, the iron nails on the sole of Lord Hu's shoes just rubbed against the stones on the ground, causing a little spark.

Sizzle...bang!

Mars instantly detonated the combustible gas in the toilet, and a powerful force knocked the Lord Hu to faint. All the feces and urine in the pit bang out, covering the Lord Hu’s up and down.

The servants of the City Lord's Mansion were all frightened, but the scene in front of them looked so tempting to laugh.

The pit that had been accumulated for many years can be imagined how smelly it is. Even when saving City Lord Hu, several maids fainted directly.

When Lord Hu Youyou woke up by himself... Oh no! He probably woke up by the smell, he found that his body was covered with extremely smelly shit and urine. He was furious and immediately ordered someone to carry water to wash his body, and used all the top spices introduced from the Western Regions stored in the warehouse.

A full month!

Lord Hu couldn't eat anything...

You vomit whatever you eat, because the mouth and nose are filled with the smell of shit and urine.

Moreover, all the servants and maids who had seen this scene in the mansion that day were executed by the Lord Hu without exception.

So much so that few people in the city lord's mansion now know the most embarrassing thing in the city lord's life that happened.

...

This morning, when Lord Hu woke up from his dream, he smelled this familiar and even more choking odor.

In an instant, the terrifying and disgusting memory in Lord Hu's memory surged into his heart.

No wonder Lord Hu was so angry that his face was a little distorted and crazy.

"Master, no... it's not that the toilet in our mansion exploded. The smell is... it floated from the north." The butler knelt on the ground tremblingly and explained.

"North? Go and check it! You must check it thoroughly for me. No matter which family's toilet is blown up, you will be punished! It can be so smelly. What kind of shit is this family pulling? It's disgusting! It's extremely disgusting!"

Just as Lord Hu was trembling all over, he hurriedly ran in outside and waited for the warehouse guards all night.

"Report to the city lord, the source of the odor is... the warehouse in the north of the city. For some reason, since the ugly moment last night, an extremely disgusting odor slowly floated out of the warehouse. The commander's special orders rushed to the city lord's mansion to report..." The guard also reported carefully.

At this moment, City Lord Hu was shocked and stared at him: "What? It actually came from my treasure house? Impossible! It was full of gold and silver and some treasures, at most, there were some spiritual herbs and deer antlers. How could this smell come out? It was all transmitted to my City Lord's Mansion."

"This... I don't know!"

"Last night, who had been to my treasure house?" City Lord Hu asked again.

"Reported to the city lord, the eldest son of the Tang family and the chief clerk of Qian have all entered it."

"Tang Can transported food. He should go to the granary. How could he enter my treasure house? He must have tried every means to trick Qian Yi into taking him in? He is sharp-tongued, so he should not be underestimated."

In an instant, City Lord Hu knew it and locked the target, thinking that all this might be Tang Can's tragedy.

"No. Qian Zhuzhu took the initiative to bring Grand Master Tang into the treasure house, and..."

Feeling the angrily rising from City Lord Hu, the guards were a little afraid to say it.

"And what? Say..."

"Also, Mr. Tang felt bored several times and wanted to leave the treasure house. However, Mr. Qian kept keeping him enthusiastically, and even introduced and explained the various treasures in the treasure house one by one to Mr. Tang."

"Is this happening? Did Qian Yi's brain let the dog eat it? And what about it? Tang Can didn't go through my treasure house?" Lord Hu clenched his fists and asked again.

"No... Master Tang didn't take anything, and even felt very bored and wanted to leave early. However, it was Qian Zhuan who kept trying to keep him, and even took out a century-old mountain ginseng and gave it to Master Tang.

Yes! It was given by Qian Zhuan, who also said... In ancient times, people used spiritual herbs such as Laoshan ginseng as food, so Laoshan ginseng can be regarded as food. The city lord would not blame him..."

When he said this, the guard saw that the face of Lord Hu had completely changed, so he knelt on the ground and shivered, not daring to say anything further.

"Say! Why don't you say it? What after that? After Tang Can left, he never came back? After that... who else has entered the treasure house?"

Lord Hu originally wanted to take a deep breath to relieve his anger, but as soon as he inhaled, the stench kept drilling into his nostrils like a bug, so he could only cover his nose with his cuffs and question.

"After Master Tang left, he never came back. However, the Qian Zhuan entered the treasure house again and stayed for a long time before leaving."

As soon as the guard finished speaking, Lord Hu picked up the teacup on the table and smashed it hard on the ground, cursing angrily, "Qian Yi! You, a dog slave who is trampling on the inside, want to rebel, you!"

...

On the other hand, the smell of the warehouse in the north of the city attracted a bunch of indignant people to rush over.

However, when they found that the source of the odor was the treasure house of the city lord, the people covered their noses didn't know what to do.

They originally wanted to get closer and negotiate with the guards guarding the treasure house, and could they report to the city lord and check carefully to see what was causing such a foul smell.

However, who knew that the common people who went up to check the situation ran out of the room as if they were flying, shouting, "Stinky! So smelly... All the guards inside..."

Before he could finish a complete sentence, the man fell to the ground, his eyes turned pale, foaming at his mouth, and his body even twitched.

Then, another ordinary person who entered, ran out in pain, as if his physical fitness was better, and his eyes could not be opened, shouting: "This shit smells poisonous! All the guards inside were fainted by the poison... Go and report to the city lord... I... can't hold on..."

Clang!

The man also fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth and twitching all over.

Suddenly, the people around him quickly ran wildly towards a further place.

"I just said, such a smell of shit must be unusual! It's over! It's over... We have sucked so much just now, so we shouldn't have been poisoned, right?"

"Stop talking. I... why am I dizzy... The smell of shit is a little bit high. Please help me a little..."

"Help! My eyes can't see, it's so spicy! It's uncomfortable, I can't breathe anymore...Help...Help..."

...

At least a thousand people were watching, so they quickly fled.

At this time, City Lord Hu rushed over with a stagnant cloud-hoofed horse and two teams of guards.

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Chapter completed!