In Xavier Genius Academy, on the huge lawn playground, many students were walking and chatting, or sitting in pairs together and enjoying a wonderful afternoon.

suddenly,

A bunch of things fell from the air.

"Ah~~!"

A girl screamed after seeing what it was.

Someone immediately notified the school that today the Steels and Lingdie guards were in charge and soon brought people over. When he saw the corpses scattered on the lawn and the black and red tights, the two immediately recognized it as Deadpool's suit.

Steelers saw the teleportation belt on the ground.

"Shet~~, you actually dare to test Ed's semi-finished product. What a crazy guy. Now, you're going to be broken."

"Collection of all the blocks quickly and send them to Ed." Steellis ordered the staff who arrived.

"I found an arm."

“There’s a butt here.”

"This is ~ Oh my god, this is his sling, hahaha." Someone said with a smile.

Lingdie subconsciously glanced, her face turned red, and she quickly turned her head and looked in other directions, saying to Genlishi: "Can he still survive?"

"Don't worry, this guy will jump around happily in no time." Genlishi said.

The pieces were packed and sent to the laboratory. The students of the college also knew what happened on the lawn and talked about it as a joke. Now Deadpool's daimyo was completely spread in the college.

......

"Hi, Death Beauty, we're meeting again." Jiang Hao smiled and greeted Death, and naturally sat on the sofa opposite Death.

The surrounding scenes did not change at all, including sofas, pianos, coffee tables, red wine bottles, and death sitting quietly opposite them, as if Jiang Hao had not left.

Death looked up at him, "Why did he die this time?"

Jiang Hao shrugged helplessly, "I was doing an experiment. Ed invented a teleportation belt. Obviously, it was a very unqualified product. At the last moment, I could feel that my body was cut into many pieces, and then I came to see you."

"You have been away for half a month." said Death.

"Half a month, it's really fast. By the way, I wonder if you have ever seen an old man named Stan Lee?" Jiang Hao asked.

A faint fire flashed in death's eyes, and a figure appeared in front of Jiang Hao. Jiang Hao saw the old man who was told to be dead in the nursing home and nodded, "Yes, it's him. Please, I hope he will live a better life."

"Your friend?"

"No, strictly speaking, I killed him. I went to the nursing home to volunteer and told them jokes, but I didn't expect that the old man would laugh and laugh to death."

"What jokes do you tell that can make people laugh to death?" Death was slightly surprised.

Jiang Hao looked at Death, "Do you want to listen? I'll tell you."

"OK."

Cough cough, Jiang Hao coughed lightly and said, "According to an authoritative agency survey, the man who had finished XXOO's work twenty years ago, 10% of him had finished drinking water, 10% of him had finished smoking, and the other 80% had finished turning over and sleeping. Nowadays, the man who had finished XXOO's work, 10% of him had finished sleeping, 10% of him had finished smoking, and the other 80% had finished wearing clothes and going home."

Death is unmoved.

"At night, a couple lay down to sleep. The husband gently patted the wife's shoulder and rubbed her arms. The wife turned around and said, "I'm sorry, my dear, I have an appointment with the gynecologist tomorrow. I want to keep it refreshed." After the husband was rejected, he turned around and tried to sleep. After a few minutes, he patted his wife's shoulder again, "Will you see a dentist tomorrow?"

Death paused and chuckled.

Jiang Hao continued to tell the third joke. This time he died, laughing loudly, and laughed very happily.

Jiang Hao's mind was full of jokes. When Jiang Hao heard that he had died, laughter kept coming in the space. Jiang Hao suddenly stopped, looked at his slowly disappearing figure, knew that he was about to be resurrected, and said to the death: "Actually, smile is not bad, happiness is much more than melancholy."

"You mean to let me try more happiness?"

"Yes, I'll come next time and continue to bring you happiness." Jiang Hao said.

"Then I hope you die soon." said Death.

Jiang Hao's face kept changing and a little exciting. Why does this sentence feel so awkward?

Brush ~!

Jiang Hao opened his eyes and saw Ed looking at him. When Jiang Hao opened his eyes, Ed smiled.

"Haha, you're finally awake."

"How long have I been dead?" Jiang Hao asked.

"About three hours, did you use a teleportation belt?" Ed asked.

"Yes, I tried it and it was divided into more than a dozen pieces. Your invention is really unreliable?" Jiang Hao complained.

Ed was a little embarrassed, "He was just an incomplete product."

Jiang Hao tried to get up, but found that he was still missing his arms and legs, and he had not fully recovered. It was a hell.

"When you were found, I tried to piece it together for you, but there were still some parts. Don't worry, it was not the one below, it was very strong, it had half a head, hands and feet, and it needed to grow and recover on its own." Edd said.

Jiang Hao lay back and said angrily: "Ed, is that teleportation belt really obedient when you say two-thirds of what you say?"

Ed was stunned, "Well, I have done three experiments in total, and I have successfully failed both sides once."

Depend on,

This is not big data statistics at all. It’s completely vague. I became a guinea pig. Now it seems that four trials have succeeded twice, with only a 50% success rate.

"Is there any room for improvement? How about we complete it together?" Jiang Hao said.

"Yes, I'll bring the computer and let's study it together." Ed said immediately.

......

A few days later,

Somewhere outside the X Academy,

Jiang Hao's body has already recovered. He and Ed made some adjustments to the teleportation belt and entered the jungle to test again.

"Teleport Belt Version 2.0 Test." Eddardo.

Jiang Hao rolled his eyes, "I said, this is less than 2.0 at all, and there are few changes, at most version 1.1."

Ed shrugged, "Well, the teleport belt version 1.1 test, now start, target, 500 meters of valley clearing ahead, test begins."

Jiang Hao looked at the open space in the middle of the valley, focused his mind and pressed the belt button hard.

Brush ~!

After a white light came Jiang Hao disappeared. Ed found that no parts were left on the spot. He jumped up happily, "It's successful!" and ran to the valley open space. However, when he arrived at the open space, Ed found no trace of Jiang Hao.

Hey, where have people gone? Did you go to the bathroom?

No,

Ed looked around and finally saw an outstretched arm and half of his legs on a big tree in the woods.

The rest are all embedded inside.

"Hey~~ Wade?"

"Hey hey hey hey~~Wade are you still alive?"

Ed pulled Jiang Hao's arms and thighs, but Jiang Hao didn't respond at all. Ed knew that the experiment had failed again, so he immediately notified people to come over, cut down the big tree that was more than one person, and transported the section with Jiang Hao's body back to the academy.

When the truck arrived at the academy, many students learned the news in advance and ran out to watch the fun. Others from the X-Men also came out, Wolverine, Spirit Disc, Black Back Bullet, Little Naughty, Iceman, Cyclops, and Qin Grey, all looked at the wooden stakes with interest.

"Is he okay?" asked the little naughty.

"It should be no problem. I could recover after being cut into dozens of pieces last time. This time I was just stuck in the tree. You have to believe in the super recovery ability of the Wolverine gene." Bingren said.

Heihou poked Jiang Hao's arm, and his arm was unconsciously swayed a few times. Heihou laughed, "Hahaha, it's really dead. Why am I so happy to see him die? Even if it's temporary, this guy is really unlucky. He died twice in two tests, and I guess there will be a third, fourth and fifth time...hahaha."

......

Death space.

"Hi, beauty, I'm here again, your curse has come true." Jiang Hao greeted him enthusiastically when he saw death.

"That's a wish, not a curse." said Death.

"Actually, I should have brought flowers to you today, but unfortunately I don't have the ability to bring flowers to your death space." Jiang Hao said a little apologetically.

"Why should I bring flowers?"

"Give it to you."

"Why give me flowers?"

"Because today is Valentine's Day." Jiang Hao said.

Death was stunned for a moment, "Today is not February 14, how could it be Valentine's Day?"

"Do you know about Eastern Valentine's Day? The scientific name is 'Chinese Valentine', and there is a sad love story here..."

Jiang Hao told the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl to Death. Death listened quietly. After listening, he looked at Jiang Hao and asked, "Even if it is the Chinese Valentine's Day, why do you want to give me flowers?"

Jiang Hao covered his chest with an injured expression, "Do you know, your problem hurts me, my heart hurts so much."

Death rolled his eyes, "Well, what flowers do you want to give me?"
To be continued...