Chapter 310: Mangpao Kang Fei enters the capital, making tea and eating dumplings
Grandpa Qi?
Kang Fei was stunned immediately, I'll go, this is my idol!
Looking at Qi Jiguang with thick eyebrows and big eyes, he couldn't speak for a long time. Qi Jiguang, who was standing opposite him, was a little hesitant. He said to his lips and blurted out, "You must not marry the king's surname when you marry your wife in the future."
Such a hero finally left us Yangzhou people with a joke about "please fuck grandma" and I was afraid that my wife would be so desirable.
Qi Jiguang was stunned, and said with a little vigilance in his eyes: "Wang Dong, a thousand households in the south of the mountain..."
As a pseudo-historical enthusiast who is full of armor, Kang Feixin explains that the ten thousand households coming to the ghosts?
He frowned, Oh! I understand, chieftain.
The look at Qi Jiguang was filled with pity. No wonder I was afraid that if my wife was like this, your wife’s dowry would be nothing more than five hundred coyote soldiers!
He beat him up to the sky and said, "I heard that there was a young man in Dengzhou Wei who wrote a poem. I was not my intention to be named a marquis. I am just like poetry and songs. But when I asked, I was often punished by my wife to kneel on the washboard at home..."
In the era when Kang Fei came, friends joked and exposed each other's shortcomings, and there was a special word called "bad friends" and later, they directly evolved into "good friends" who did not prove their own friends.
But Grandpa Qi is an indigenous person, and he is a military officer in the garrison. Unlike Kang Fei, who is a city family, quarreling and scolding the old man next door [You old man takes off the dust every night], he scolds him, and he still continues to be a neighbor.
His family's hereditary commander, if you live next door to his house, then your family is his family's bannerman, which is equivalent to his family's slave. How about you scold him?
In this way, later generations said that Qi Jiguang was born in poverty, and his father was the assistant commander, equivalent to the division-level chief of staff. He was also destined to take over. He really took over, unlike Kang Fei, the successor, who didn't know where he took over... he didn't know where the poor were.
As for the miserable and impoverished evening, it would be nice to just look at it. He had a library with thousands of books hidden in it. The ancient books were so expensive, and readers who like history would never know it! Political frustration cannot prove that they are poor.
In short, Grandpa Qi is a standard playboy. His family is quite rich. He has a bunch of [Gui Soldiers who are similar to serfs] born to rely on his family, but his family decides life and death with just one word.
Can the mentality of people who grew up in this environment be the same as those of people who grew up in the market?
Qi Jiguang immediately turned his face unscrupulous. At least he was calm and bowed, "It's not too early, so I've left the humble position."
Kang Fei was confused by a monk. Hey, hey, Grandpa Qi, don’t leave!
Seeing Qi Jiguang disappearing in the courtyard, Kang Fei complained to Zhu Zhenxian beside him, "Why do you think this person has a loquat leaf face... and it turns hairy when you turn it over?"
Eunuch Zhu held back his laughter. After contacting him during this period, he had known Dai Kangfei in all aspects. No wonder he said that this brother was a fool before he met the immortal. You pointed at someone's nose and scolded him [I'm afraid of his wife] and blamed him for having hair on his dog's face?
Kang Fei was so boring, he felt unhappy, "I was sleepy."
The next morning, Kang Fei sent someone to invite Qi Jiguang to have breakfast. Everyone happened to go to Beijing. As a result, the servant came back and said, "Master, the official below said that the servant Tian was bright and got up early and left."
Is there such a scorpion tiger? Kang Fei couldn't help but look down at his clothes.
The eunuch Zhu next to him covered his mouth without saying a word.
In fact, Kang Fei was dressed up and was young, and his steps were so bright that he didn't recognize his relatives. He probably guessed which eunuch this person was from the eunuch family... In the capital, this was a common practice. Cao Jixiang, the protagonist of the Nangong mutiny during the reign of Emperor Yingzong, his nephew Cao Qinyin Gong, was extremely domineering. Later, it was said that Cao Jixiang, the dead eunuch, wanted to be the emperor, and Cao Qin rebelled with a knife and rushed into the imperial city...
[The eunuch is not a tragic life]! It’s said in martial arts movies. The principal knows how many fellow villagers they need to use. How can eunuchs not know? The eunuchs are all staying in the palace. Who is the famous one? Naturally, they rely on the sons and nephews who are taken as heirs and the gang of thugs who are taken as godsons.
The old capital knows that when you see a young man wearing a python, you must not offend him.
The key is that Kang Fei is similar to his fourth master. He wears pythons as regular clothes. Do you think serious people wear fur all day long? You are neither a mountain eagle nor work in the heaven and earth... People see you strange, who will blame you?
Kang Fei was a little unhappy when he was put on his idol and casually used breakfast. The servants outside had already packed up their things and surrounded them and headed to the capital.
When entering the first city gate, Kang Fei saw a large area of artemisia, which was extremely surprised. Eunuch Zhu explained to him that the city wall was divided into internal and external... It was not until he entered from Chongwen Gate that he had become prosperous, but even so, Kang Fei still felt that he had withered. Zhu Zhenxian next to him was a veteran, and he said, "Brother, I thought so the first time I went to Beijing. Why is this not as good as our hometown... You will know after a long time."
As he was talking, Kang Fei rode on the horse and saw a bunch of people squatting in the corner of the wall at the entrance of the alley. He couldn't help but ask, "What's that for?"
Eunuch Zhu looked embarrassed, and a servant next to him could not help but silence, "What else can you do? Just shit!"
Kang Fei was shocked, and the servants next to him would say, "The serious old capital and outsiders are just to see if you dare to shit in the corner in public." We outsiders are even sneered because of embarrassment!
Riding on the horse, he laughed loudly. Kang Fei said to the servant next to him, "You are a good joke. I will get ten taels of silver from the fifth girl later..."
"I'm not telling a joke." The servant muttered, and suddenly remembered that the fifth girl led a group of colleagues to Nanjing... He had been following behind, struggling to go up and ask the master who would get the money with, or wait until the master remembered it next time before giving it to him.
When I arrived at Zhu Zhenxian Mansion, the servant gritted his teeth and walked forward, "Master, the fifth girl has gone to Nanjing. Who will get the money?"
"I'll come, I'll do it." Zhu Zhenxian smiled and stepped forward. Kang Fei gritted his teeth, "That sister-in-law's butt is half as egg as brother-in-law. Why are you Zhu Zhenxian joining in the fun? Look at your face like a peeled egg..." As he said that, he pulled the servant aside, cursing and touching the silver from his arms.
Eunuch Zhu held back his laughter and went up to knock on the door. Not a sudden, the door was opened with a crack, and a head was poked out from inside. He looked carefully. When he saw Eunuch Zhu, he was immediately overjoyed, "The master is back, the master is back..." He shouted all the way back, but threw Eunuch Zhu at the door.
Kang Fei looked around and laughed. Zhu Zhenxian said embarrassedly: "When I went to Guangdong, there was only one old servant and a few maids in my house. I will take care of them and not cause trouble..."
It was a mess.
I wish the eunuch's house is quite small. Kang Fei was asked to stay in the yard as soon as he entered the yard. There is also a side door, so you can go out from the next alley.
Even so, Kang Fei still felt a little cramped, and at least there were a lot of housewives under his command!
General Zhang was tired for a while. He was old. Although he wanted to go to Beijing to see him, he spent his whole life wandering around the south, exhausted his boats and trains, and was not adaptable to the climate in the north. Although he was not considered to be unacceptable to the local conditions and was seriously ill, it was not in line with his spirit of riding a horse, carrying a knife and slashing Japanese pirates. He could only set up a sedan chair behind him.
At this time, at least settled down, the old general advised him that it was not easy to live in the capital, and you still wanted to buy a house while you were two dollars... Kang Fei thought to himself that I would buy it and I would pay it for the future generations, but if I think about it, I have to survive many disasters first. It is hard to say whether Li Zicheng can withstand it in the capital.
He said, "I can't arrange these dozens of housekeepers, so I can't let them build large shops every day?"
The old general couldn't help but sneer at his nose. Who is not the soldier in Datongpu? You love soldiers as much as your son?
In fact, Kang Fei's dozens of servants were all considered to be arbitrary. Those who have this qualification were called [Kaifu Jianya]. It is extraordinary. What do you want to do when you gather dozens of strong men? Li Longji of the Tang Dynasty had only a thousand people who had done the palace transformation, which changed the fate of the entire Tang Dynasty. During the reign of Emperor Yingzong of the Ming Dynasty, there were only a thousand people, so these dozens of people were really not small.
That is, the current martial arts are absent, and he is wearing a python himself... Of course, over time, eunuch Zhu may not have false accusations. It is not a false accusation that eunuch Zhu is gathering dead soldiers in secret. It makes sense. There are dozens of strong men in your family at any time.
The old general told him this truth, and finally said that you have dismissed all those people and just let them come to the fifteenth day of the day to respond to the Mao.
Kang Fei was not convinced, then where I was before...
This is the capital, at the foot of the emperor.
The old general was not angry. You guy, you don’t thank me, and said, “There is an old man in the family, like a treasure”, instead sang against me with his neck. If I hadn’t been counting on you to give birth to a son and adopt me, I would kick you into the Caohe River and take a shower.
Kang Fei touched his head, looked around, and said, "I understand the truth you said, Dad, but I hope the eunuch is eyeing him and wants to borrow his wife from me. I miss Dai Kangfei, Yangzhou, that's also moral..."
When the old general Zhang heard this, he blew his beard and stared at him, "A bastard, where is that guy? I'll talk to him."
Kang Fei saw the old general rolling up his sleeves and quickly grabbed it, "Dad, it's too late to talk about it tomorrow."
"You know a hammer." The old general widened his eyes, struggled with his arms, and left. Kang Fei looked at his back and had to let him go.
At night, he recognized the bed a little. Perhaps the bed in the north was too hard, so he tossed and turned and couldn't sleep. He was about to get up and go out to take a look in the yard, but he suddenly opened the door and came in. He was so scared that he raised his foot and kicked it.
With a thunder, the thief was kicked in the butt by him. He quickly went to get the fire slash and light the oil lamp. The man on the ground looked at it, lowered his voice and shouted, "Don't light the lamp."
When Kang Fei heard this, his fingers immediately paused.
After a while, he put down the fire and slowly said, "Why do you have to do this..." The eunuch Zhu called him brother, just like the grandparents who shouted to each other in his era, and he didn't take it to heart. Do you really think that he was eunuch Zhu's brother?
Some rules still need to be said, at least the age of the year is bigger than that of him.
The man on the ground covered his face and didn't say anything.
Kang Fei thought about it and sighed. This sister-in-law was bought by the eunuch Zhu from the Jiaofangsi. The eunuch's wife was just the ears of the deaf people. She was frightened. She heard that eunuch Zhu's guy borrowed the seeds. Women in this year... Alas! Damn feudal society, women of the women's liberation movement, have a long way to go!
Thinking of this, he sighed heavily, bent down to support Tutuo, and he was still reluctant to tangle with it. He subconsciously reached out to push... Damn it was so big and easy to play.
With a squeezing hand, he stepped back, hit his heels on the edge of the kang, and immediately fell on the bed.
Tuotuo pushed him to the ground and whispered in his ear, "Uncle, don't yell, if you shout, I will not be able to be a human being."
After hearing what she said, Kang Fei had nothing to say and had to let her perform...
The next day he got up and rushed to find Eunuch Zhu in anger. Eunuch Zhu smiled, "Brother Kang Fei, sit down quickly, just for breakfast together." The curtain next to him was lifted, and Tuotuo walked out of it. Kang Fei suddenly stopped and could not speak.
The former top girl in the Jiaofangsi was washed away by this time, and her body was probably a bit lustful and bloody... Kang Fei cursed in his heart, "The Spicy Mom Drip Eunuch...
"Uncle, please sit down." The cultivation of the top girls is top in this year. Of course, those who are praised by literati and do not know the height of the world are different.
Kang Fei was speechless and sat down on the stool that Tuotuo opened and took the chopsticks handed over by Tuotuo.
Breakfast is made of tea, which is the one that Fusang Ape Hideyoshi sat on a stool and ate five bowls of tea. The pickled vegetables are made of radish sticks, which Fusang is called [Ze'an].
In addition, there is a large plate of fried dumplings.
The three of them lowered their heads and had breakfast.
After eating, Kang Fei wiped his mouth and had nothing to say. Looking at Tuotuo's back as he packed up the dishes and left, he had to say against his will, "Sister-in-law is such a virtuous person..."
The eunuch Zhu smiled, "Brother is going to sit around, and I will call you brother if you have something to do."
Kang Fei left the front yard in a depressed mood and returned to the yard. He looked for Zhang San angrily. Without looking for him, a servant said, "Master, I saw Zhang San helping the old general out early, saying that he was going to a tent point and finding somewhere nearby to find the better breakfast and afternoon."
"Eat, you will know that you will eat breakfast in the afternoon, and you will have a bag of wine and rice." Kang Fei couldn't help it. The servant shrank his neck and thought to himself that the young master was angry when he woke up today. He should not touch his bad head and quietly hid to the side... Kang Fei saw him shrinking and couldn't help but scold, "I don't eat people, why are you hiding? Call two people, let's go around and get familiar with it."
The eunuch Zhu left the mansion and hurried to the imperial city. He found the familiar ones and stuffed some silver. He looked for his godfather Huang Jin. When he saw Huang Jin, his tears immediately rolled down and knelt on the ground with a thud, "Godfather, my son is back to see you."
Huang Jin took off the tortoiseshell glasses from her face, put the memorial on her hand, and looked at the eunuch Zhu who was kneeling on the ground, frowned, "Why are you back? Did you cause any trouble?"
Eunuch Zhu stood up with tears, walked behind Huang Jin in a slight stroll, and reached out to him and pinched his shoulders, "What my godfather said, when my son was in Gaoyou, he was a smart man who was famous in the neighborhoods..."
Huang Jin, who was pinched on his shoulders and narrowed his eyes comfortably, immediately replied, "It was too clever and it touched the emperor's bad head."
Eunuch Zhu laughed, "Godfather, don't my son also see His Majesty's admiration..."
"You are looking at Shao Yuanjie, Tao Zhongwen and others who are granted the title of Duke and Marquis. Thinking that they are Taoist priests, you are also Taoist priests. Why can't you do it?..." Huang Jin added lukewarmly, then opened his eyes and sat upright, "True Immortal, you are not entering the palace for a young age. You don't understand the rules in this palace. We are all slaves of the emperor. It is natural to serve the emperor. Some things can be thought of by others, but we can never think of them."
As he said that, he turned around, looked at Zhu Zhenxian, and said seriously: "Among so many godsons, our only one is looking at you. It's not only because you are my godfather and my fellow countryman, but also because you are smart, but this person! Sometimes his intelligence is wronged by intelligence, do you understand?"
"My son receives the teachings of godfather." Zhu Zhenxian said, squeezed his butt to the couch where Huang Jin was sitting, lifted Huang Jin one leg up, and gently tapped him. While knocking, he said: "Godfather, listen to your son's detailed explanation."
As he said that, he carefully explained what he did in Guangdong.
After hearing this, Huang Jin frowned, "Is there really a hundred thousand taels of silver?"
Eunuch Zhu called out, "My son is so brave, how dare he deceive his godfather..."
"You are not too brave, otherwise how dare you go to Beijing without reporting!" Huang Jin gave him a blank look, and Eunuch Zhu smiled awkwardly, "Didn't your son think that since Guangdong has already made this fixed source of wealth, he wants to go to Beijing to report this good news to his godfather and the emperor. It is best not to leave the capital so that he can settle the province in the morning and evening and serve his godfather well..."
Sometimes, the elderly may not not know what is true and what is false, but knowing it is the same thing, but this lies are heard in his ears, so he feels comfortable!
Huang Jin couldn't help but grin, "If you have this kind of heart, your godfather will be very pleased." After that, he stood up and told him, "Please move the silver from the side door and let someone come in, and our family will take you to Wanshou Palace to kowtow the emperor."
Chapter completed!