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Chapter 200 Dalang drank this bowl of medicine

Speaking of which, Kang Fei felt something was wrong with him. He patted his forehead, thought about it, and concluded that he had an yin and yang disorder... It was all my fault, and he looked at him like a prisoner.

So, women always blame men and mother babies, the problem is that can mother babies blame men? Among a hundred women, if they have sons, they not only need to shackle their son's behavior, but also to shackle their son's thoughts! The sons end up fighting wits and courage with me, and they can't be decent, otherwise they will be unfilial.

The most common reason is that the mainstream social values ​​also believe that men should move forward like a mule, but they also have to accuse the patriarchal society... This is why scumbags and women's clothing bosses are everywhere five hundred years later. The efforts are not proportional to the rewards. Since that is the case, why not.

Kang Fei had a messy thought in his mind for a while, touched his chin, held his hand, and walked back to his room.

The Tianzi Room where he lives is a living room and two bedrooms. The bedroom is actually the same, but the middle is separated by a screen, which is similar to the room where Kang Fei and his mother are.

The Fourth Lady was cooking something with a small charcoal stove in the room. As soon as Kang Fei came in, he frowned, "My mother, it's a big warm day, what are you making in the room?"

"Kang Fei! The Siwu Junzi Soup I made for you, the doctor in Tongchuntang said that it would take effect after taking three doses..." The Si Niang was sweating, but she was still shaking the fan to fan the small stove.

"There is no place to boil medicine in the kitchen?" Kang Fei walked over and grabbed the fan from the Fourth Lady's hand, "I'm not afraid of heatstroke..."

The Fourth Empress quickly got up, took the fan back from his hand, and gave him a blank look, "What do you know? This inn servant is clumsy, how can you cook good medicine..."

Kang Fei covered his head when he heard this. This is the place for parents. He didn't eat well outside, drank poorly, and even the medicine was not authentic, which made his son lose weight...

His eyes rolled, and he immediately grinned, and said to the Fourth Lady with a smile: "My mother, listen to me, that doctor Tongchuntang is a Mongolian doctor with very fleshy feet!"

When the Fourth Empress heard this, she wondered, "No! This Four-Word Junzi Decoction is very authentic. I have chewed all the medicines I personally took, such as Atractylodes macrocephala, Ginseng, Astragalus, and Poria cocos..."

When Kang Fei heard this, he quickly coaxed her, "Medicine is a good medicine, but Sijunzi Decoction is the main medicine of the spleen and stomach sect. This spleen and stomach sect treats symptoms but not the root cause..." He took out a lecture on Chinese medicine that he had heard at the beginning and said nonsense, "The fundamental idea of ​​the spleen and stomach sect is that everything you eat is fragrant and your body is great, but your son is very fragrant when eating, so treating my disease requires the kidney sect..."

The Fourth Empress was suspicious. What does this brat mean? She thought about it again, oh, I understand... Her face turned slightly red. The little bastard had no conscience and despised me for being in trouble.

He let out a long sigh and said, "I don't know what you said, but this medicine is all good. Mom has boiled it, so you can take it..." Kang Fei suddenly felt bitter. He was most afraid of eating this dark and bitter thing in his life, so he said, "Can you not eat it? I am the medicine three parts poisonous..."

"Fuck, do you think your mother has never read a stupid woman who can't recognize a word? "

Kang Fei still wanted to resist, but he couldn't hold it back. He had to watch me pour the black medicine juice from the medicine jar into the bowl, full of a large celadon bowl, and he was still struggling to death, "My mother, this is too hot, wait and drink..."

The Fourth Empress smiled and said, "I'll help you with blow...", and took another celadon bowl, turned upside down with each other, and blew a few whispers... Finally, it turned into a hot bowl of Four-Word Gentleman Soup.

Kang Fei couldn't help but take two steps back. The Fourth Empress pressed step by step. Kang Fei looked around and shouted, "My mother, let's take a break with colder. The temperature exceeds 60 degrees, which causes cancer. You don't understand... Pangdi, Pangdi..." He called Pangdi to come to save the situation.

The Fourth Empress held the bowl and sneered, with a look of [I just watched you talk nonsense]. Kang Fei wanted to get away with it, so he started talking nonsense, "My mom, you laugh, if you add a sentence [Da Lang drinks this bowl of medicine]..."

"Little bastard, you're still trying to get angry." The Fourth Empress was so angry that she stretched out her hand, pinched Kang Fei's nose, and delivered the big sea bowl to his mouth, "Give me a drink..."

Kang Fei had to open his mouth, and then the black medicine juice was poured in big mouthfuls. He had to swallow it continuously, and drank it in one breath.

The Fourth Empress looked at the empty bowl and smiled satisfied. Kang Fei covered his mouth at this time and started looking for it everywhere. The Fourth Empress felt sorry for her son. Seeing that he was jumping around like a monkey, she reached out and stuffed a piece of ice pear candy. Kang Fei immediately felt a little bit of the feeling of being alive... Mom, I'm so bitter.

He smacked his mouth with a candy in his mouth for a long time, and then he saw me packing things. He immediately asked, "What are you doing, I?"

The Fourth Empress gave him a blank look, "Don't you just dislike your mother for your trouble? How can I not be tactful? If I can't stay in your room, I will naturally pack up and get out of here..." That's the case, but the sour smell inside came to my face.

Kang Fei's face suddenly turned red and he became embarrassed. He said, "My mother, what's the point of me is that? Don't talk nonsense..."

"You are a piece of meat that fell from me. As soon as you stick your butt, I know what you want to shit. How can I not know you?" The Fourth Empress said sourly, continuing to pack up her own things.

Kang Fei was naturally unable to hold back when he said this. While stopping me, he looked around. The Fourth Lady told him, "Don't let it go, Fat Di went to Zeng Jia to talk to her, and he would come back in a moment. I, an old woman, will not delay your young couple..."

"Oh! Mom." Kang Fei had to hold the Fourth Lady's arm and smiled on his face, "What's the kind of unfilial thing in your son? Are you a little confident in your son?"

The fourth lady exhaled her nose and snorted.

"I listen to me, I absolutely have no meaning. Besides, I'm old, I'm old... No, I'm young and young, I'm young and sucked my heart. I just walked around the streets of Gengzi. When I came back, I shook my dress. The ground was full of eye beads..."

The Fourth Lady finally laughed and reached out and slapped his forehead, "Jinghun said eight things, do you think your mother is the kind of person who attracts bees and butterflies?"

"Of course not, I mean, you are the mother of the world..." Kang Fei piled up all the good words that could be thought of in his mind for the Fourth Lady. The Fourth Lady scolded him for talking nonsense, and he didn't know how happy he was in his heart!

After all, the Fourth Empress interrupted Kang Fei, "Okay, okay, mom is not angry. I know, you are old and have your own mind. But you are in a good health and need to be restrained..."

Kang Fei was embarrassed. He still knew that he was a woman. He could turn a noodle shop from twenty years to the famous Yangzhou Prefecture today. It is hard to say that this ability is not to be said. At least, it will not be as straightforward as the average woman now, and it means that a workplace woman will be five hundred years later. If you want her to continue talking, if you can't say it well, you will have to explain it in detail. How embarrassing is this?

At that moment, his eyes rolled and he held the basin on the fourth master's head, "My mother, don't get me wrong. I really don't mean that. Actually, you know where the old man goes in the afternoon?"

When the Fourth Empress heard this, she immediately said, "She still has this confidence. Since her son has grown up, she doesn't have to say something, "You were still with Xiaodongmen's cousin before, so what? A man just socializes outside. He has met someone named Lan Fly... That was also one of the twelve golden flowers of Xiaodongmen back then, so what? Do you still want to come to your house to be a big grandma? You are a man, just a cat is greedy for fish, and it's not that your brain is broken..."

Kang Fei was stunned, Damn, I can't accept what you said for a while! It turns out that you all know... The Fourth Lady looked at his expression and said earnestly: "You are a scholar, and scholars naturally know which one is more important. Mom is not worried about you, but Mom is only worried about you. Your mind is really bad, and there is no seriousness. If you provoke someone you shouldn't provoke, it will hurt Fat Di's heart. Do you know?"

My mom, what you said... was so hurtful. Kang Fei's face stuttered. Then he said with a smirk: "Look at what you said, I am the kind of person who doesn't know the importance of it..."

The Fourth Empress gave him a blank look, "Yes, you know, what happened to you and a girl on the boat?" The Fourth Empress was from the city and looked down on the people on the boat from the bottom of her heart.

Kang Fei stammered and didn't know what to say.

Seeing the expression on his face, the Fourth Lady didn't want to say so thoroughly, that was that she would not leave any face for her son. She said earnestly, "Our Dai family is based on integrity. If it weren't for Rong Niang who had set up Feng Commander for you in the past, she wouldn't have let Pang Di just be a concubine for you. Pang Di said that, and she couldn't bear to leave. In the future, she would always find a reason to make Pang Di big..." Her Fourth Lady taught her son and scolded Kang Fei.

As he was talking, Fat Di came back outside and saw the Fourth Lady picking up a package, he was surprised, "What are you going to do with mother-in-law?"

"Silly child." The Fourth Empress saw Pang Di with a particularly kind smile on her face. This time, Pang Di caught her son from the gate of hell under her nose. Where can I find such a daughter-in-law? Compared with the previous one, when Pang Di did not appear, her son was still a stupid son. Later, Pang Di appeared, and her son became like this... How could she not like it?

"You have your husband to accompany you, and your mother also has her husband to accompany you!" The Fourth Empress hugged Fat Di, put a package in her arms and went out.

Fat Di turned to look at Kang Fei, and Kang Fei was embarrassed, "I insisted on moving out... But this is also a good thing. Long pain is worse than short pain. Look at Hai Gangfeng, who is in his forties and sleeps in the same room with me. He has three wives in his life. The first one is divorced, the second one is driven away, and the third one is suicide. From this, it can be seen that mama's babies are all nuclear weapons. Our mother is enlightened, so you can be more filial to her in the future."

He said, and went out to open the door left and right, then turned around and went back to the room, bolted the door with his backhand, laughed, and hugged Fat Di, "Fat Di, you miss me to death..."

Fatty was held in his arms, and the CPU was surrounded by something called happiness.
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