Chapter 268 Complaining too much to prevent heartbreak
Not to mention Tong Linge, the people present were also shocked. Especially Bao Da understood that this was superstitious, and he felt that the wavy cover was a little soft.
Hehe—soon, a smiling little girl came out of the Tyrannosaurus Rex’s big mouth and shouted to the bottom: “Tong Linge, don’t be afraid, I’m giving you a big surprise—”
I don’t know when Xiaobai led Xiao Nannan and Xiao Guangguang into the mouth of the dinosaur fossil from behind. Then Xiaobai pulled the ivy that fixed the dinosaur’s jaw bone up and down, causing the dinosaur’s mouth to be gabby. In addition, Xiaonan deliberately made the sound effect of the little throat, which scared the little fat man so much that he urinated.
The whole process was broadcast live by Fu Tianshan. At the beginning, the audience was shocked. After discovering that it was a prank by the little girl, they all breathed a sigh of relief, and then they immediately became lively:
"Little fat man, take off your pants and take a look!"
"I really want to go and see the dinosaur fossils!"
"Go together!"
Professor Lu began to get angry again: "Whose child is coming out quickly, don't destroy the fossils, you can't afford to sell you!"
It deserves its name. Professor Lu’s name is Lu Huowang, it’s really not a waste of time.
"My family, my family," Tian Xiaopang responded quickly, and then secretly directed Hui Chun Ivy to put Xiaobai and the others on the ground.
The little Nannan ran to Tonglin Pavilion: "Hmph, coward, I'm also saying that I'm a man!"
The little fat man got up from the ground dissatisfiedly and patted the dust on his butt: "I know if I cooperate with you in acting, otherwise would the effect be so good?"
Xiao Nannan curled her lips and looked down: "Then you are really engaged in acting-"
Only then did the little fat man feel that the crotch was cold and wet. He probably could see the watermark outside. He quickly covered his hands, turned around, ran away, and went home to change his pants.
The uncles and even grandpas who were watching the fun were not serious, and they were so happy. In other words, Tong Linge had a strong ability to resist strikes, so he quickly changed his clothes, ran back again, and shouted that he wanted to take a photo with the dinosaur fossils.
This also reminded everyone, so they took photos together. The happiest thing was the little kid who was dropped in front of the Tyrannosaurus Rex by the Ivy and left an unforgettable moment.
In front of the fossils of Tyrannosaurus Rex, which were more than ten meters high, the children seemed even smaller.
But the audience in the live broadcast room was envious. If you could take a set of photos on the spot, you could sing it in your circle of friends for a month.
Just as I was busy taking pictures, I heard a sound of Youyou, and then a violent sound.
Looking in the sound, I saw a white shadow rushing towards this side like lightning, the target was the skeleton of the Tyrannosaurus Rex.
It's going to be bad! Tian Xiaopang quickly tugged his arm and stopped him. It must be the little bully. He felt the threat from the fossils. This little guy who likes to be bullied became a bully and wanted to overturn the Tyrannosaurus Rex fossil.
None of the people with the name "Overlord" must be worry-free!
Tian Xiaopang made a move like lightning, hugging Xiaobawang's neck tightly, and comforting her mouth: "Baisheng, Baisheng, this is a fake Baisheng, you are the real Baisheng--"
Pup, two warm auras spurted out of the little bully's nose, gradually gathering his steps, and dragging Tian Xiaopang out for more than ten meters. There was no way, the inertia was too great and he couldn't stop the car for a while.
Professor Lu was also frightened. If he smashed a few bones, who would he ask for advice: "Hurry up, remove the fossils quickly and put them away. Don't forget the number!"
The disciples were a little embarrassed to start and turned their attention to Tian Xiaopang: If there is such a pervert, it seems that there is no need to number it, right?
Seeing that everyone had finished taking photos, Tian Xiaopang pulled the ivy and spread the bones to the ground. In the blink of an eye, the tall and mighty Tyrannosaurus Rex turned into a pile of bones spread flat on the ground.
Professor Lu and his team brought many professional sealed bags, carefully putting the bones inside and labeling them outside. After a long time of busyness, they completed the skeleton of the Tyrannosaurus Rex.
On the other hand, Tian Xiaopang has carefully classified the bones of a pile, divided them into four parts, belonging to four different types of dinosaurs. In addition to the two Tyrannosaurus Rex, Professor Lu has determined that the remaining two are a dinosaur fossil that has not been discovered so far.
The entire archaeological team immediately became excited. You should know that according to convention, the archaeological team has the right to name the archaeological team.
"Professor Lu, it's time to eat!" Tian Xiaopang didn't know how many times it was urging him, but as soon as Professor Lu entered the work state, he was simply possessed and turned a deaf ear.
It was not until it was completely dark and he could no longer see clearly that he reluctantly announced his work.
Straighten your waist, Gaba, and made a few crisp sounds from his lumbar spine. Seeing this, Professor Lu's students hurriedly went up to help him beat his waist. After pounding hard for a long time, Old Man Lu took a breath and scolded him: "Tell you how many times, you must use force when hitting, and you hit it in a few moments. Your fist is soft, like cotton, and you haven't eaten!"
I really didn't eat - this student muttered in his heart, but he didn't dare to say anything. They had long been used to this kind of thing. Professor Lu was actually just a little bit of a black mouth, and he was really good to these students and never deducted research funds.
"Old Lu, you're so angry that you hurt your liver. Look at your face, don't you hurt your liver normally?" The old Taoist was still saying cheap words next to you.
"Old Taoist, even if you have a magical Taoist health technique, what's the point of living for thousands of years and doing nothing?" Professor Lu was unforgiving. Who doesn't know what it is like for thousands of years?
Seeing that the two were about to get together again, Tian Xiaopang quickly left and invited Deputy County Mayor Liu and the archaeological team to his house, which was a welcome event.
Professor Lu was not at ease and wanted to leave two fossils of care for students. In his eyes, this thing was the biggest treasure.
Moreover, in terms of value, dinosaur fossils are indeed treasures, especially fossils with excellent quality and integrity, which are very popular in international auctions, and are also possible for millions or even tens of millions of dollars.
"I can't handle such a big bone stick. Who can steal it? Unless you're full of food-" Bao Da said happily.
Then he heard Professor Lu say coldly: "Last year at an auction in Paris, a pair of dinosaur fossils sold for nearly 2 million euros. How dare you say no one cares about it?"
"Euro? Is it worth our RMB?" Bao Da understood that the euro was probably the same as the Japanese yen. When he heard the quantity was quite intimidating, it was actually not worth much.
Tian Xiaopang quickly interrupted: "Uncle Ming, one euro is probably equivalent to our seven or eight yuan."
What? Bao Da understood that his two little eyes were wide open. If he had two bone sticks, he could make a fortune!
"Or why do you say you are watching the sky from a well? In this world, do you know how many treasure hunters are specializing in dinosaur fossils? How many people make a living by selling and selling dinosaur fossils? As a result, the value of dinosaur fossils is getting higher and higher. Now, even museums and experts cannot afford dinosaur fossils. It's too unreasonable. Dinosaur fossils can be regarded as commodities by these people, which is simply a matter of interest!" Professor Lu became more and more angry and started to spray again.
Bao Da understood that he was very aggrieved: "Sir, don't point at my nose, okay? I'm not selling fossils in secret."
While speaking, he arrived at Damingbai's doorstep. He probably had his psychological shadow ejaculation. No matter how Tian Xiaopang greeted him, Damingbai would not go to Xiaopang's house for dinner and went back to his own house to drink millet porridge.
If you can make Uncle Mingbei depressed, Professor Lu is the first one.
Because the distinguished guest came, I specially stewed all the two chickens left in the freezer. Fortunately, Tian Xiaopang kept some back-ups, and there were still a few kilograms of dried mushrooms at home, so I didn’t hand over them all, so I got the authentic chicken stewed mushrooms.
It was served directly in a large basin, and it was so oily and fragrant that everyone secretly sucked their noses.
Professor Lu did not drink alcohol, but directly ate and picked up food. He picked up a chicken head and chewed it on, and said while gnawing: "From the perspective of evolution, this chicken is actually the descendant of dinosaurs--"
"You can't survive without dinosaurs, right? Eat more mushrooms to relieve your liver fire." The old Taoist used public chopsticks to pick up a lot of mushrooms for Lao Lutou.
"I haven't heard that mushrooms can still get rid of heat." Professor Lu finally appreciated it. After eating two bites of mushrooms, he praised it.
The old Taoist said twice: "The mushrooms we have here are specially designed to fire people like you."
Others thought that the old Taoist was fighting with Professor Lu, but Tian Xiaopang didn't think so. He completely agreed with the old Taoist's statement. Professor Lu had a strong liver fire, so he became more and more angry and his words became more and more stinky.
The direct cause of liver fire is that the liver has been damaged. If Tian Xiaopang expected it to be correct, this damage will come from long-term contact with dinosaur fossils, which are slowly eroded by the ancient aura inside, resulting in disease.
You should know that those carnivorous dinosaurs are cruel by nature. Although they have evolved for billions of years, most of the tyrannical auras have been preserved because they are buried deep in the ground. Professor Lu is still in good health and has a tough will. Otherwise, even if he did not die of illness, he would have been tortured to mental disorders long ago.
However, even eating food produced by Heixiazitun for a long time will require a slow process.
If Tian Xiaopang takes action, he is not very sure. His ability to treat people is far greater than his ability to treat diseases. In terms of treating diseases and saving people, Dahuang is more experienced. It is better to ask Dahuang to take action at that time.
After dinner, I took Professor Lu and the others to my residence. These were ready-made and very convenient.
After settling down, Tian Xiaopang was also preparing to go home to sleep. In the past few days, he has been very tired to dig dinosaur fossils.
"Xiaopang, you must arrange someone to watch at night. If the village does not arrange it, I will lead the students there to guard it." Professor Lu is extremely rigorous in his work. Such a precious dinosaur fossil is placed in a simple plastic shed, and he can't rest assured no matter what.
Tian Xiaopang wanted to tell him: I dare to come to Heixiazizun to steal things, so I am so brave, right?
But I was really worried that the old man was so stubborn that he really carried his luggage roll and went to sleep with the dinosaur fossil, so he agreed.
After leaving the house, I naturally threw this matter behind my head and went home to sleep.
In the second half of the night, a sneaky black shadow appeared on the side of the big elm tree—
Chapter completed!