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In Journey to the West, Sun Wukong and Erlang Shen fought a battle.

Sun Wukong was ultimately defeated Erlang Shen, and was eventually caught by Yang Jian and brought back to the Heavenly Court.

Sun Wukong @ Yang Jian: "Yang Jian, I have recorded this hatred!"

Sun Wukong said to Yang Jian.

Yang Jian: “…”

"What are you doing to remember my revenge?"

"It's not me who caught you!"

Yang Jian rolled his eyes and said to Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong: "Hmph, there is also a Xiaotian Dog. After my old Sun goes out, you must peel off the skin and remove the bones to make a pot of dog meat soup!"

Sun Wukong said viciously.

Xiaotian Dog: "???"

"What's up with me?"

"I'm wronged!"

Xiaotian Dog said wailingly during the group chat.

Sun Wukong: "I just don't know what this ancient alien species tastes like!"

A trace of expectation appeared on Sun Wukong's face.

Xiaotian Dog: "Not delicious!"

“My meat is sour!”

Xiaotian Dog said to Sun Wukong seriously.

Sun Wukong: "Do you think I will believe you?"

Sun Wukong looked at Xiaotian Dog with a narrow face and asked at Xiaotian Dog.

Xiaotian Dog: "Whether you believe it or not!"

"I believe it anyway!"

The shaking dog hid in the corner and said tremblingly.

Yang Jian: "Okay, Xiaotian, don't be afraid!"

Yang Jian touched the head of Xiaotian Dog and said to Xiaotian Dog: "If this monkey really dares to touch a hair!"

"I heard that there are many monkeys and grandchildren in this Huaguo Mountain!"

"At that time, I will just make these monkeys into a pot of soup and feed them to the dogs~"

Xiaotian Dog: "..."

"Then, I'm dead..."

Xiaotian Dog suddenly realized something was wrong.

Yang Jian: "Don't care about this kind of details!"

Sun Wukong: "You are cruel!"

Sun Wukong breathed a sigh of relief and said to Yang Jian.

Lord of the Collapse: "You monkey, really, you are not at ease squatting in the heavenly prison!"

Zhang Yuan said to Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong: “…”

"It's because I'm bored in the prison!"

"That's why I'm chatting with you!"

"Otherwise, why would I talk to you so much nonsense? There are so many female monkeys waiting for me to come!"

Sun Wukong said to Zhang Yuan.

Lord of the Collapse: "…"

"It's okay, you'll have to abstinence soon."

Zhang Yuan laughed and said to Sun Wukong.

Bai Suzhen: "I heard that this Buddhist sect cannot be close to women!"

"You can't eat meat or drink alcohol!"

Bai Suzhen said to Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong: "You guys are enough!"

"Don't lie to me!"

"You can get married or eat meat when you are a monk!"

Sun Wukong said to Bai Suzhen.

Bai Suzhen: "Is that true?"

"But it seems that I can't do it here!"

Chen Yongren: "Yes, you can't get married, eat meat or drink alcohol when you are a monk!"

Chen Yongren said to Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong: “…”

"Don't lie to me!":

"Do you really think I don't know anything?"

"I tell you that you have already investigated Buddhism!"

"I can eat meat!"

Sun Wukong said to everyone.

Lord of Destruction: "None of you is wrong!"

"Buddhism can indeed eat meat now!"

"But later, there was an emperor who called himself the Three Baoslaves, who forbidden monks from eating meat!"

Zhang Yuan said to Sun Wukong.

"So monks in the future will not be able to eat meat!"

Sun Wukong: "Are you teasing me?"

"Can a mortal emperor still control the real Buddha?"

Sun Wukong said to Zhang Yuan with some disbelief.

Lord of Destruction: "Of these three realms, there are only the heavenly realms and human realms and the underworld!"

"The Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss in the West is something that happened later!"

"The human king himself is only half a step smaller than the Emperor of Heaven. Even though he later became the emperor, he still has an extremely high status!"

"I said a long time ago that the emperors on earth can abolish gods!"

Zhang Yuan said to Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong: "Is he..."

"I suddenly don't want to go to the Buddhist scriptures!"

Sun Wukong said to Zhang Yuan with a melancholy look on his face.

Lord of the Colonial: "No, you must go and get the scriptures!"

Zhang Yuan said to Sun Wukong seriously.

Wang Mang: "Don't worry, sage!"

"I am the emperor in the world now!"

"I won't let you not eat meat!"

Wang Mang said to Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong: "Good brother!"

Sun Wukong said to Wang Mang with an excited look on his face.

Wang Mang: "I mean little, little little!"

Wang Mang coughed and said to Sun Wukong: "I said Great Sage, I'm doing such a big help, should you be a little bit... expressing to me?"
To be continued...