Bai Suzhen: "Don't pretend to be stupid for me here!"

"Don't tell me I don't know!"

Bai Suzhen roared at Yasuo and said.

Yasuo: "…"

"I really don't know (silly pussy)"

"By the way, by the way, my girlfriend has been found, so how can I give birth to a monkey?"

Yasuo asked during the group chat.

Lord of the Collapse: "…"

"Why did you give birth to monkeys?"

"There is a monkey in Yang Jian's world. Do you want to ask?"

Yasuo: "I won't go!"

"I want to have a monkey with my cute cute!"

Yasuo said calmly.

Fukushima: "..."

"Forget it, I feel that this matter cannot be said!"

Nie Xiaoqian: "I don't know if this guy is really stupid or fake!"

"I know how to find a girlfriend every day, but I don't know how to use it after finding a girlfriend..."

"I think this is pretending!"

Qin Shihuang: "I said Yasuo..."

"If you give birth to a monkey, I can give you some beauties. Don't use the one you forced to steal..."

Qin Shihuang laughed and said to Yasuo.

Yasuo: "Ha, how can your rouge powder be as cute as mine?"

"You're thinking about nothing!"

Yasuo said without hesitation.

Qin Shihuang: "I smash your Lao Kuo with one hammer!"

Qin Shihuang: "Group Master, look at Yasuo, you have to force the robbery of the people, so you can't take care of it?"

Qin Shihuang asked Zhang Yuan.

Lord of the Collapse: "???"

"As long as the group chat members do not infringe on everyone's interests, I will not care about the rest of the matter!"

"You are neither children nor I am your father!"

"How do I care?"

Zhang Yuan said indifferently.

After all, Zhang Yuan is just a group leader, and it is impossible to take care of everything!

Qin Shihuang: "This guy is forcibly robbing the girl!"

Lord of the Collapse: "Then think about how many people you killed?"

"Did I kill you with one knife first, and then chop Yasuo's g2 for him?"

Zhang Yuan asked back to Qin Shihuang.

Qin Shihuang: "I'm sorry, goodbye, goodbye!"

Lord of the Collapse: "Okay, Yasuo, if you find a girlfriend, at least you have to agree with your girlfriend!"

"You are just forcing others to force you!"

"You'd better ask your master!"

Zhang Yuan said to Yasuo.

Yasuo: "Yeah..."

"Okay, I get it!"

Yasuo is not a real fool. Isn’t the reason why he knocked out and carried it home first? Isn’t it mainly because he is afraid that Ruiwen will run away?

...

In the Phantom Spirit World, Lin Jiu shouted to the outside with two bamboo tubes and a bone stick in his hand.

"Qiu Sheng, Wencai!"

"You two brats come out for me!"

Lin Jiu shouted to the two of them.

"What are you doing? Master, it's only been around five o'clock, why are you asking us to come out for?"

Qiu Sheng and Wencai yawned and said.

Lin Jiu: "Hmph, look at you, how lazy are you?"

Lin Jiu snorted coldly, and then said to the two people: "Didn't you always want to learn my martial arts?"

"I will teach you today!"

Lin Jiu said to the two of them.

Qiu Sheng: "Wow, Master, you are serious!"

"Didn't you say we can't learn?"

Qiu Sheng said to Lin Jiu with an excited look on his face.

Qiu Sheng will never forget the incident where Lin Jiu bent two iron rods in prison.

Lin Jiu: "That was the past. Now I have recruited something that can allow you to practice. Do you learn it?"

Lin Jiu asked angrily.

"Learn, of course!"

The two of them said quickly.

After all, only fools don’t learn this kind of thing!

Lin Jiu: "Okay, you guys drink this first!"

Lin Jiu handed the two bamboo tubes to the two.

"Master, what is this?"

Wencai took the bamboo tube and opened it and sniffed it.

"Master, this seems to be just ordinary water!"

Qiu Sheng: "Yes, Master, you are not lying to us, right?"

Qiu Sheng couldn't help asking.

Lin Jiu: "If you ask you to drink, you will drink it. Where do you get so many problems?"

"All right……"

Wencai and Qiu Sheng looked at each other, then drank all the water in the bamboo tube.

Wencai: "This is nothing, there is no feeling at all!"

Qiu Sheng: "Forget it, forget it, let's go back and continue to sleep!"

Qiu Sheng yawned and was about to go back to bed.

But at this moment, Qiu Sheng suddenly felt a pain in his stomach and ran directly to the toilet.

"Oh, wait for me, my stomach hurts too!"

After Wencai saw Qiu Sheng running out, he immediately felt that his stomach was not very comfortable, but he had no choice but to have the pit occupied by Qiu Sheng, so he could only run into the woods and just jump...

It wasn't that after a long time, the two of them finally came out of the toilet.

Wencai: "Master, you are harming us. Have you put laxatives on it?"

"We two haven't stole your money recently~!"

Wencai and Qiu Sheng felt a little aggrieved.

"You two don't talk nonsense, hurry up and take a shower and see you!"

Lin Jiu looked at the two unscrupulous apprentices and beat them to death!

Wugui Spring, a bottle of 10,000 yuan, spent 20,000 yuan to wash their hair and cut off their marrow. These two iron fools actually thought they were messing with them?
To be continued...