Chapter 66 Immortal: How is my horse? Bi Ma Wen: Your horse is dead!(2/2)
He had carried the cheat sheet in his hand early, but it was a poem written by Lingming Stone Monkey for him.
This is the quality of an undercover agent. All factors must be taken into consideration.
I took a glance at it before and had an idea in my mind. Now I kept talking and chanted for half an hour, which made Taibai Jinxing even look at me with admiration.
This monkey is literate!
Halfway through the poem, he arrived at the Lingxiao Palace. Huang Shang had no choice but to put away the cheat sheet and step in. He saw under the purple and bright golden gourd roof, a concubine hanging a fan from her palm and a jade girl holding an immortal.
The Jade Emperor sat in the center and was worshiped by the immortals.
Taibai Jinxing went to the prelude and said: "I accept the imperial edict and have announced that the Monkey King from the lower realm has arrived."
The Jade Emperor lowered the curtain and asked, "Which one is the Monkey King?"
Huang Shang looked at the Jade Emperor carefully.
The last time he listened to the Dharma, he felt that the Jade Emperor's inner being was like a golden ocean, boundless and encompassing the three realms. There was an island faintly in the center of the ocean, and it was like a pillar, reaching to the sky and the earth.
The key is that you can hear what's happening on the sea surface, but it's hard to find out what's going on under the sea, whether it's just the tip of the iceberg.
But this time when I looked at the Jade Emperor with my eyes, I found that he was a majestic and solemn middle-aged man, with a thin layer of golden flame covering his whole body.
This is not some body-protecting divine light, but the power of rank.
The infinite Tao is unbreakable for all eons.
When facing Tathagata Buddha, both sides at least have a contest of supernatural powers. When facing the Jade Emperor, they are facing off against the spokespersons of the entire heaven and earth and the three realms. Without the ability to break heaven and earth, they will never be able to shake this layer of golden light.
Of course, in the eyes of the gods and gods, this was the reaction of a country bumpkin when he saw the emperor. However, this guy had an arrogant attitude. After looking at him for a long time, he did not kneel down or bow, and responded: "That's the old Sun."
The faces of the immortals changed, and they immediately shouted: "Why don't you quickly bow down and see this wild monkey?"
Huang Shangli ignored it.
It was like this throughout history. When the emperor saw him, he would never bow to him. He would stand upright and wish he could ride a horse in the imperial city. But when the emperor saw it, hey, this was so rare, he immediately aroused his interest, and after he was accepted... he was accepted as a close minister!
It's a pity that the plot didn't unfold like this. The Jade Emperor thought that the monkey was very naive, so he didn't care at all: "The demon immortal from the lower world, when he first got a human body, didn't know the court etiquette, and forgive him for his sin, how can the civil and military immortals have less official positions?"
The immortals calculated the number of staff under their command and immediately shut up.
It’s too late to open the back door, so give it to this monkey? Stop joking!
After a moment of silence, Wu Quxingjun came out and started to play: "Reporting to Your Majesty, the Royal Horse Prison lacks a person to take charge of the main hall..."
As soon as these words came out, Taibai Jinxing's face changed slightly.
He had promised before that he would be promoted in the future. Although it was empty talk, he would not use Bi Mawen to send others away!
This monkey is not someone to be trifled with. The lower world has a good atmosphere, and the upper world beats the guard of Nantianmen to pieces. The key is that the level of poetry is still high.
If you really get angry, you will be in trouble.
The position of Bi Ma Wen is a low-level official who specializes in raising horses for the immortals. If the horses are well raised, they can only praise them a few words. If they are not well raised, they will be criticized immediately.
The monkey is unruly and unruly. How can he be willing to suffer a loss? It is too much to not even give him a piece of face.
In view of this, Taibai Jinxing stepped forward, and just as he was about to say more, King Li Tianwang of Tota had already taken the lead and stepped forward to report: "Your Majesty, the Royal Horse Supervisor raises Tianma and has a heavy responsibility in the heaven. It is very inappropriate to be left vacant for a long time!"
This was a double act, bullying the demon monkeys in the lower world without knowing their official status, but Wuqu Xingjun and Tota King said it at the same time, and the Jade Emperor naturally passed on the decree: "Then be a Bima Wen!"
All the ministers were satisfied, and Taibai Jinxing sighed secretly. Officer Mu Dexing was assigned to send Huang Shang to the Royal Horse Supervisor to take up his post.
Huang Shang watched with cold eyes.
Just looking at Bi Mawen's position, the Jade Emperor obviously didn't care, but the civil and military officials were dissatisfied with him. Taibai Jinxing was willing to help, but he couldn't compare to King Tota. After a small competition, he still became the most unfavorable person.
A high-ranking official.
Bi Mawen...
OK!
We'll see!
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After leaving the Lingxiao Palace, Officer Mu Dexing led the way to the northwest.
Passing through the thirty-three heavenly palaces and the seventy-two treasure palaces along the way, the people living here are basically powerful people and relatives of powerful disciples. They have profound backgrounds and Taoism. Ordinary heavenly soldiers and generals are not qualified to be among them.
The Royal Horse Prison is the edge of the heaven. When you enter the prison, there are prison letters, deputy supervisors, bookkeepers, and warriors standing on the ground, waving little red flags, waiting for the leaders to inspect.
Official Mu Dexing kept a straight face throughout the whole process and had no communication along the way. He obviously didn't like Bi Mawen, but he was still fulfilling his official duties. When it came to the official handover, he coughed lightly and said: "Let me just say three points...
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Three hours later, Officer Mu Dexing left, and a group of petty officials came up to wake Huang Shang up. They all greeted Huang Shang and introduced themselves.
Huang Shang looked at them, looking at the compliments on the surface but the trepidation on the inside, it was obvious that he did not expect that a monstrous monkey with a rough face and a loud mouth would become his boss.
Huang Shang was very clear about the thoughts of these minor officials, so he did not bother to comfort him and went straight to the point: "Who is the most proficient in the affairs of this supervisor?"
The supervisor and the deputy looked at each other and took a step back with the warriors, invisibly highlighting the earth god.
The Earth God was hunched over and was used to taking the blame. He smiled dryly and said, "Sir, I'm more familiar with this."
"Then introduce me to him!"
Next, under the leadership of the Earth God, Huang Shang, as a new official, first visited the horses of the Royal Horse Supervisor.
There are thousands of Pegasus horses, which are enshrined in various palaces and fostered by gods. Most of them are for viewing.
The names of these Pegasus are very strange, and they require pinyin. There are many kinds, but the number of each type is very rare, most of them only have two heads.
Among them, one male and one female are fine, at least they can reproduce offspring. It would be more embarrassing if both ends are male or both are female.
However, these two, all male and one female, came from the same family and were relatively close to each other. The male and the female did not like each other and would kick each other with their hooves when they met.
The difference between true love and reproduction is clear at a glance.
You must know that Pegasus is no better than a deity and will die. Most of its lifespans are only between five hundred years, which is very short. If they cannot give birth to offspring, they will only raise fewer and fewer offspring.
The petty officials were so worried that they stayed up day and night to nourish the horses. They worked hard and were obsessed with their work, and then many of them died.
Looking through the classics, although the six-eared macaque did not understand the words on it, Huang Shang could still understand the situation clearly through observation.
Bi Ma Wen is indeed not an easy job.
No wonder there have been no official officials, only officials.
Imagine that the gods came and asked, how is my horse? Bi Mawen replied, your horse is dead!
Who can do this?
However, he was not in a hurry. He stayed for a few days to become thoroughly familiar with the situation, and after a few more horses died, he walked out and inspected the pasture where the Pegasus was raised: "The place where you herd horses is the only place where horses are grazed.
Limited to here?”
The God of the Land said: "The little god is the land of Tianma Farm. It is indeed grazing here. The soil is fertile and the grass is tender and fresh. It ensures that Tianma will eat happily!"
Huang Shang shook his head: "It's useless to eat happily, no wonder I can't feed you. This place is too small. Pegasus likes to be free. If they are imprisoned here, they will be tired of life and have no vitality!"
The Earth God was stunned: "If we leave Tianma Chang again, where can we go?"
Huang Shang looked at the junction of heaven and human world, and a smile overflowed from the corner of his mouth: "Tianhe!"
The Earth God was shocked and said: "The Tianhe River is an important land, how can we allow our horses to ride on it?"
Huang Shang shrugged his shoulders: "From now on, when the gods come to collect the horse, you will tell them that your horse is dead!"
The God of Earth imagined the scene for a moment, then collapsed immediately, with runny nose and tears: "Exalted Immortal, you can't do this, that's the Nine Obsidian Stars, the Five Directions Generals, the Twenty-eight Constellations, the Twelve Yuan Chens, the universal stars, and the gods of the river and Han Dynasties.
, how can everything be dead?"
"So in order to prevent the immortals from dying, I went to Tianhe to graze!"
When the new official took office, Huang Shang set the first fire:
Chapter completed!