Chapter 80 Run away
"What do you need to order by several customers! We have it in our store..."
Originally, the shopkeeper planned to entertain a few people in person, but Li Pingjiang scolded him and said that he could just waiter! He could just treat his group as just like ordinary guests.
When the waiter learned that he was qualified to entertain the current emperor, he brought several people into the largest and most luxurious private room and began to introduce the dishes from our store without any hesitation.
Li Pingjiang didn't listen at all because Li Pingjiang was buying white wine, red wine, and beer. "Hmph! I'm going to kill you all on the spot today!"
When the blind old man, Xu Tong and others listened to the waiter's introduction, they were drooling and began to imagine the taste of those dishes in their minds.
After a while, the waiter stopped introducing and everyone also looked at Li Pingjiang. Li Pingjiang frowned and slowly stretched out. "Are you finished talking?"
Seeing the atmosphere, the waiter knew that Li Pingjiang, who was sitting at the top, was talking. He immediately said politely: "I'm done with my words! What do you want from the guest?"
"Yes..." Li Pingjiang touched his chin and glanced at the few people, then turned his head and said, "Six pots of peanuts! The pots are so big!" Li Pingjiang said as he gestured with his hands.
"Uh... the guest official... you are talking about how big your arms are?" The waiter also gestured with his hands awkwardly.
"Well! Don't talk nonsense! Go quickly! Oh, by the way! Get six pots! It's as big as the pot of peanuts!"
"Yes, yes! Please wait!"
A puff! The blind old man just took a sip of tea. After hearing Li Pingjiang's confirmation, he immediately sprayed a sip of hot tea on the peeled egg. The peeled egg happened to be lying on the chair with the blind old man's hot tea directly sprayed the water pipe of the peeled egg.
The peeled egg suddenly got up and jumped back and forth on the ground. "Stinky old man! You're so disgusting!"
Bang! The blind old man smashed the teacup on the table, faced Li Pingjiang, and said gritting his teeth: "I said boy! Are you going to invite me to eat this thing?"
"I said I would treat you to eat, but I didn't say what to eat!"
"Hmph! You dare to talk back! Didn't you see the bad things in my eyes?"
Li Pingjiang was stunned, stood up and lay in front of the blind old man, stared at his shaking eyes, looked back at Xu Tong and the other two, and then said, "I really didn't see it!"
"It's not that I said you old man, I just said it clearly! I'm treating you to drink! Of course I have to serve wine! Is there anything wrong with this? Do you think so?"
"Yes, yes!" Xu Tong and the other two nodded stiffly.
"snort!"
"Peanuts are here!" The waiter's voice came into the ears of several people from outside the private room. Next, the waiter, who was 66 Xuxu, was carrying a pot of peanuts.
After seeing that everything was arranged, Li Pingjiang said, "Okay! Go down!" After that, he directly used the faint divine stone to take out the wine he just bought in the system space.
Seeing Li Pingjiang taking out all kinds of wine bottles, except for the peeled eggs, all the others leaked incredible and surprised eyes. The reason why Li Pingjiang could see the blind old man's surprise was entirely because of his wide open mouth.
Li Pingjiang smiled and opened a few bottles of Feitian for everyone. He coughed twice. He took six empty basins and poured them in. The wine in the bottle was poured out, but there was still a large part of the empty basins.
Then Li Pingjiang made another thumping splash, filling all the basins in front of everyone, pouring twelve bottles into the sky, and then just filling them up.
"Come on!" Li Pingjiang picked up the basin and turned around and said, "Good brother! I'm so stuffy! I'm so stuffy, the love is in place! I can't be so stuffy, the love is not true!" After saying that, Li Pingjiang raised his wine glass and gulped twice, and a large basin flew into his stomach.
"Ah~Of course! You can avoid drinking the coward!"
Seeing this, the few people seemed to have to drink it even if they didn't drink it. The blind old man looked at Li Pingjiang disdainfully, "I haven't treated anyone when drinking!" After that, he drank with Xu Tong and the other two and a dog.
"Good wine! Haha!" The blind old man smiled and wiped the wine at the corner of his mouth with unsatisfactory feelings, turned his head and said, "Come on! Give me a glass of all the remaining strange things you have!"
Li Pingjiang smiled and started to open beer, muttering a word in his mouth: "If the snowflakes don't float, I won't float! If the Qingdao doesn't fall, I won't fall!"
He took out the basin and poured beer for everyone and said, "Come on! Do it first!" After that, he picked up the basin and started to pour it, thinking, "Hmph! Old man! How about this sensation!"
After drinking, Li Pingjiang looked at the few people quietly, and it was obvious that Xu Tong and the other two began to shaking, their faces were as red as monkeys' butts, and tears flowed out of their eyes unconsciously.
The blind old man and the fried eggs got much better. After a few people put down the basin, Li Pingjiang smiled again: "Come on! Continue!"
"Wait! I... the three of us won't drink anymore!" Xu Tong and the other two didn't expect the alcohol to come so quickly, "You guys drink! I'm a little bit over the top!"
When Li Pingjiang heard this, he hurriedly stopped the three of them and said, "Oh! You can avoid eating peanuts, but you must not drink wine! If you don't drink, I won't drink, where will my good wine be put? If you don't drink, I won't be drunk, who will sleep with your wife? Shaking your head and waving, jumping and drinking all night! I have never drunk it for a long night, I hope you can't wait!"
Helplessly, Xu Tong and the other two could only sit down with a fake smile.
Seeing this, Li Pingjiang smiled, "Come on! You may not be able to drink this liquor anymore! How about drinking beer!"
After about an hour passed, the private room was filled with a sound of pounding, accompanied by three bangs, and Xu Tong and the other two fell to the ground.
"Haha! The three little kids finally fell to the ground! I am still so powerful! I am worthy of being such awesome sausage~" With a plop, the sausage fell directly from the chair and rolled under the table.
Another half an hour passed, and Li Pingjiang began to get a little bit angry. In order to relieve the embarrassment, he took the peanuts that Xu Tong and the other two had never eaten before and ate them.
"I said old man! Have you used your spiritual power to activate the alcohol in your body?" Li Pingjiang stood up shakingly, turned his head and raised his pants, released the water pipe and started peeing.
"Hmph! I still disdain to use despicable means when drinking with the younger generation!"
Li Pingjiang shook, turned to his seat, staring at the blind old man's face tightly. After looking for a long time, he said, "Look at the ground! It's all pee! The four of us and one dog are fucked! I can't figure out that you're drinking less than one of us! Why don't you have a drop of urine?"
"Uh...this..."
"Haha! You can't speak! Hurry up! You lost this!"
"Hmph! Don't you know that there is a state where you don't need to shit and pee?"
Li Pingjiang was stunned. Thinking of the old man's spiritual sense being released and able to achieve minimal effect, he immediately sat down and said, "Come on! Tell me! What's your name!"
The blind old man proudly waved his robe, raised his basin and took a sip, and said vaguely: "Hmph! If you don't change your name or your surname, you won't change your surname! I am the heaven..." When he said this, the blind old man coughed twice, "The best wine god in the world! I'm so worried!"
When Li Pingjiang heard this, he said, "Damn it! Twitching! What a good name! I think your parents are talents!"
"Well! I also think it's a talent! There's just a good saying, geniuses can easily bow their backs!" After the blind old man said that, he stared at Li Pingjiang, weighed the basin in his hand and said, "Is there any?"
"No! No!" Li Pingjiang waved his hand quickly. If he continued to drink this, he might have to ascend to immortality in advance.
"Okay then! My friend! Your wine is good! Brew more! I'm waiting for your arrival on the Heartbreak Cliff!"
This voice sounded in Li Pingjiang's heart, but the figure of the blind old man had disappeared from the spot. Li Pingjiang was surprised, "I didn't feel any spiritual power fluctuations!"
As time flies, Li Pingjiang calls the waiter, "Put the account on the three of them! Yes, right! Send them to the palace by the way!" After that, he walked downstairs with his drunken eggs.
"Tm!" Li Pingjiang underestimated, looked up and saw a trash can. Suddenly there was an idea in his mind.
The corners of his mouth raised, he came to the trash can with the peeled egg, and threw the peeled egg in, "Stay in and wake up the bar!" After saying that, Li Pingjiang hugged his head with his hands and whistled towards the other side of the street.
"Hey! There is another square here!" Li Pingjiang came to a square. The square here is comparable to one-half of the size of an imperial palace. In the center of the square, a huge statue erected.
Li Pingjiang rubbed his eyes, but couldn't see who the statue was. He immediately walked up with floating steps. After walking for more than ten minutes, Li Pingjiang stopped five hundred meters in front of the statue.
"Isn't this guy here?" Seeing the appearance of the statue clearly, Li Pingjiang felt a little proud. When he looked at the foot of the statue, Li Pingjiang became more proud, because there were more than a hundred people queuing up to burn incense at the foot of the statue, and they kept making wishes.
Li Pingjiang raised his sleeve to cover his face, and instantly made the system transform his face in his heart. When he raised his head, he was already the original face of his body. Then he walked up with his hands on his back. "Let me see how you all made wishes!"
"Stop! There is no allowance to go over here to burn incense! You can only queue up!" An Jinyiwei held a long sword in his hand and raised it to block Li Pingjiang's way. Then he looked at the statue above his head, with a look of admiration and yearning in his eyes.
"Oh! Sorry!" Li Pingjiang smiled awkwardly, then he remembered that he had changed his face and looked at the team behind him. It was very long and he didn't want to line up immediately, but he also wanted to see how others respect him.
Suddenly his eyes lit up, "I can go to the line!" He smiled evilly, bypassed the people in line, and went directly to the other side, "There is no Jinyiwei anymore!"
At the moment, he looked at the queue, "Yeah! That's you!" Li Pingjiang saw a thin young man with a hook nose, "Oh! You're not a good person at first sight! So I'll come!" Thinking of this, he came directly to the young man. "Let's go! I'm here to jump in line!"
"Why are you like this? Are you not afraid of the Jinyiwei?" The young man almost fell to the ground after being squeezed by Li Pingjiang, thanks to a middle-aged woman behind him who supported him.
"Encyclopedia Guard? Haha! Go and sue me!" Li Pingjiang put his hands on his hips and showed off his posture of always preparing to curse.
In front of the four people in front of Li Pingjiang, a woman in white was standing. Suddenly, she heard Li Pingjiang's curse. She frowned at first, then looked surprised. She hurriedly looked back. When she saw Li Pingjiang's side face, tears fell unconsciously. The woman trembled with her hands and feet, and wanted to walk up, but her feet were as heavy as ten thousand pounds and could not move at all.
It happened to be at this moment that Li Pingjiang noticed a affectionate and gentle gaze staring at him. He suddenly felt like there were tens of thousands of ants crawling on his body, and he felt extremely uncomfortable. He frowned and turned his head and looked forward.
But I saw a beautiful face, a woman in white with three thousand black hairs scattered around her waist staring at her stupidly. The tears in her eyes were like water, and she could not stop at all.
"Oh my God!" Li Pingjiang recovered and no longer wanted to see how others made wishes to his statue. The next moment he turned around and ran away!
Chapter completed!