Chapter 62: Fuck Tianzong
With a gurgle! Li Pingjiang barely swallowed the medicine ball. At the moment he swallowed it, Li Pingjiang couldn't help but take out a bottle of Feitian, raised his head and took a few sips, because it was to moisten the throat.
Put Feitian aside and sank into practice. Clay Dan's dog's nose suddenly sniffed hard, "Well! Damn! Damn! Damn! What's the thing? It smells so good!" He immediately shook Zi's lips, but didn't care at all, and came to Li Pingjiang with slight hands and feet.
After touching Feitian and Li Pingjiang's calves, Li Pingjiang found that there was no reaction. He immediately picked Feitian up and ran to the side, opened the bottle cap and took a bite, then looked back carefully and looked back at Li Pingjiang. There was no movement. Then he squatted down, his ears trembled, and another vanishing chicken appeared in front of him. What's strange is that this vanishing chicken is still a living creature. In this way, Feitian and the vanishing chicken were deeply immersed in enjoyment.
As time passed, half an hour passed, Li Pingjiang felt a suffocation in his chest, his head was dizzy, and his body temperature was getting higher and higher.
Unconsciously, he began to grab his collar with his hands like a sleepwalking. After a while, a wave of heat began to spread around Li Pingjiang, which scared Pidan to take a few steps back and enjoy the delicious food he thought.
Suddenly! Li Pingjiang only felt a surging in his abdomen. "Vomit~" Li Pingjiang couldn't help but surging and vomited directly. Unexpectedly, the vomit was actually a sticky and colorful spiritual power. The vomit could not stop and could not be controlled, and Li Pingjiang's consciousness gradually recovered.
He vomited like this, and the Pidan who was beside him finally couldn't listen. He immediately turned around and left the turn of the passage.
At this moment! Li Pingjiang felt the layer of window paper in the Jindan stage, and immediately moved his spiritual power to pull it out of his body, so that the golden elixir can condense.
The next moment, Li Pingjiang's vague consciousness outside his body became completely confused, because the spiritual power that Li Pingjiang touched was the vomit he vomited out, which also concentrated his consciousness.
If an ordinary person saw this, he would be shocked. After all, the spiritual power of the condensed golden elixir has not been vomited out yet, let alone the spiritual power is so sticky, it is just like the entity. If the condensed successfully, he would definitely be the emperor of the ages!
Li Pingjiang subconsciously directly controlled the spiritual power on the ground to float up in front of him. Through the continuous kneading of spiritual power, the spiritual power in front of him had begun to slowly turn into a ball.
Just as the ball was formed, Li Pingjiang felt the surging of his abdomen again, so he vomited again. This time, there was much more colorful spiritual power than the last few vomiting.
The golden elixir slowly drifted toward Li Pingjiang. After Li Pingjiang vomiting and fusion, a golden elixir with seven-color size and seven-color color had already taken shape.
Bang! A sound of explosion sounded like thunder throughout the passage, and echoes had caused Li Pingjiang's ears to have a brief tinnitus.
In the passage on the other side, Pidann jumped up with a sound, looked around, and staggered towards the road when he came.
"Haha! Haha! Haha!" These three loud laughters became more and more rampant, and Li Pingjiang slowly stood up. He did not have a stable cultivation level.
He said as if he was drunk: "Haha! I'm in the Golden Pill Stage! The Golden Pill Stage!" After that, he fell on the Golden Pill with a plop and fell asleep like this.
Pidan came to Li Pingjiang, "So awesome? What's wrong with you? Are you dead?" Looking at Li Pingjiang who was motionless, Pidan was overjoyed, "Hehe! The little brat is finally dead! All your good treasures belong to me!"
Pidan came to Li Pingjiang excitedly and staggeredly touched Li Pingjiang's body, "Well! Why is there nothing!" Pidan stared at Li Pingjiang's golden elixir with dissatisfaction.
Without saying a word, Li Pingjiang wanted to pee when he raised his dog's legs. Li Pingjiang felt a scent of dogs. He squinted his eyes, but he happened to see Chow raised his dog's legs.
The nerves immediately woke up and grabbed Pidan's tool to commit crime. Pidan bounced his leg a few times, and his other foot tilted and fell to the ground.
Li Pingjiang sat up slowly, narrowed the golden elixir, and waved his hand and put it into his mouth. He asked in a vague tone: "System! Why is Feitian so unbearable after I just drank half of it!"
Ding! After inferring from this system, the fusion of two kinds of treasures leads to excessive spiritual power, and the alcohol after the host drinks is carried into the brain by spiritual power. The spiritual power breaks through the host's defense, and the wine takes advantage of the opportunity.
Li Pingjiang nodded, grabbed the peeled eggs and said in a daze: "Come on! Brothers! Let's drink a few bottles!" After that, he took out a few bottles of Feitian.
He handed a bottle of shaking chicken eggs, "Cheers!" Li Pingjiang clinked a cup with chicken eggs, "I remember back then! When I was studying, I either hugged them or touched them left and right!" After that, he raised his head and ate several big mouthfuls of Feitian.
"Brother!" Pidan patted Li Pingjiang on the shoulder and said, "You are nothing! I think when my deity was still strong, one foot could break a tie!"
In this way, Pidan sat on Li Pingjiang's thigh. He either patted my shoulder or I patted your shoulder, bragging to each other, as if he was brave and brave.
Two days passed like this. "Brother! Why don't you drink it first! Drink it another day! I can't hold it anymore!" Pidan fell under Li Pingjiang's crotch with a plop.
As early as an hour ago, Li Pingjiang's meridians that were broken through the brain's defense by spiritual power had already recovered, and the paralysis caused by alcohol naturally disappeared. He just listened to Pidan's bragging with a dark face. Thinking about the fact that he and a dog called brother was a headache.
With a bang! Li Pingjiang picked up the egg and threw it out. Li Pingjiang slowly stood up, his spiritual sense looked inside the situation in his body, and a colorful round bead floated in the dantian. It was the golden elixir that Li Pingjiang had practiced through hard work!
I am planning to stabilize my cultivation level, but I only hear the system prompt sound. Ding! Does the host turn on the one-click stable cultivation level function?
Li Pingjiang was stunned and immediately opened the system interface. Sure enough, a setting for stable cultivation appeared. He immediately rubbed his hands excitedly and said, "Open!"
Ding! Congratulations to the host for successfully turning on the automatic stable cultivation mode!
A flash of light on Li Pingjiang's body, and he felt his breath increase again, "Hahaha! I'm playing a game!" Li Pingjiang laughed wildly, "After I go out, buy more equipment! Let you see what a critical strike in another world is!"
"I have recovered my deity??" Pidan kept calling in her sleep. Li Pingjiang stopped laughing and looked down. Pidan's head was swollen, her lips were black and purple, drooping on the ground, saliva had flowed all over the ground, and a pool of water had formed.
"Oh!" Shaking his head, grabbed Clay Egg's legs, and wielding the angel's wings rose into the air. The sound of flapping sounds sounded. When he turned his head, he found that the angel's wings could not be fully extended.
I remembered that I was in the Golden Pill Stage, so I immediately put away the angel's wings and circulated my spiritual power on my feet. With a soothing sound, a man and a dog disappeared from the spot.
Rumble! The sound of breaking through the air sounded in a quiet canyon. In just a moment, a figure flew out from the mountains beside it.
"Oh~ I want to fly higher~!" Li Pingjiang roared happily in the air, "This is much better than the angel's wings haha!"
"Who is here!" An old voice sounded from the other hill, followed by an old man in a blood-red robe, "Why are you here!"
Li Pingjiang was stunned in the air, looked at the old man coming and smiled, threw down the skin egg in his hand, raised his high head, and then ascended several meters.
He looked down at the old man with condescending respect and said, "I am the leader of the Caotian Sect! Li Pingjiang! I don't know the name of your junior?" Li Pingjiang looked at the old man's twitching face with a smile and continued, "Forget it! I don't bother to ask about the name of your junior!"
"Hmph! I am the elder Ye Wuchang, the guardian of the Iron Spirit Source! But I have never heard of this Caotian Sect. But if you dare to despise the way of heaven, you will eventually end up in a bad death!" After the old man said that, a trace of fear flashed in his eyes, and he kept lit a few times on a blood-red jade plaque on his waist.
"Oh! Wandu Sect has been ignorant for so many years! You don't go out to inquire. My Caotian Sect has ten thousand disciples every day! Heaven's way! Haha, in front of me! I'm the heaven!"
Ding! Congratulations to the host for bragging about a lifeless bull, rewarding 10,000 experience value!
Ding! Congratulations to the host for pretending to be shameless and rewarding him with 10,000 yuan for showing off!
"Hmph! What a thousand disciples! Has the Northern Wilderness Great 6 released a new calculation unit??? The way of heaven is the foundation of all things! You... it's over!" Ye Wuchang looked at Li Pingjiang disdainfully.
Li Pingjiang immediately took out a chair and placed it in the air. He sat down with his butt, lit a cigarette and crossed his legs, and then said slowly: "Haha! He is really ignorant! The disciples of Riwan mean that 10,000 cultivators join Caotian Sect every day! With this high-end and domineering name, I will ask you if you are awesome! Is it domineering?"
"Small..."
"Don't be free and elegant!" Li Pingjiang didn't give the old man in front of him a chance to speak at all. Seeing that his face was so angry that he was distorted, he signaled you to say it first.
"Hmph! I'm talking ugly things ahead!"
"Okay, okay! You're ugly, tell me first!"
"Hmph!" The old man snorted coldly and said in a cold tone: "I will not believe what you said! Just a little kid with a bad breast, he even claims to be such a big sect leader! He is so shameless!"
When Li Pingjiang heard this, he stood up suddenly and said in a cold tone: "Old Zamao! I will tell you! I am older than your father!"
Chapter completed!