Chapter 33 Destroy the country!
After a while, Li Pingjiang looked at the desperate expression of Dabu Island in front of him and sneered: "Your little brother has run away, what else do you have to say?"
"Uh... little brother, just think I'm a fart, what if I let me go?" Dabudao reluctantly raised his head, as if he was afraid that Li Pingjiang would not agree, so he quickly changed his words: "Oh no no no, no, it's not the little brother, it's the grandfather! I have old men and young men, and I have to support the whole family when I go out!"
When Li Pingjiang heard this, he immediately smiled, turned around and stuck out his butt, puff~ Li Pingjiang moaned, "Ah! So damn comfortable!" He patted his butt with both hands, turned around and looked at Dabudao and continued, "Okay, you can leave!"
"By the way, why are you so dark?" Li Pingjiang pretended to be questioning. In fact, Li Pingjiang did not mean to be entangled. After all, he had no father or mother. He knew that such orphan-like pain would never allow other children to become single-parent families.
Dabudao's mouth twitched, and there were ten thousand words of grass and mud horses running wildly in his heart. Then he pouted his mouth and looked dry, but there was no vomit. After a moment, Dabudao's eyes were covered with blood and tears, his hands were hanging in front of him, and he stood up with difficulty, without turning back, and went straight toward the alley.
"Wait!" Li Pingjiang called Dabu Island. Dabu Island paused, and beads of sweat appeared on his forehead. He turned around stiffly, smiled at Li Pingjiang without a smile, "Hehe, what are your instructions?"
"Look, the people on this street are scared away by you, including those shops that have been scared and closed. Where can I sleep? All this is your responsibility, so I will stay at your house for a night tonight. Do you think it's okay?" Li Pingjiang returned to the table, poured himself a cup of tea, and stared at Dabu Island.
"My house... is too far from here. You are tired today and need to rest early. So I'll help you find a place to stay. Can you see?"
"Okay, you can find it!" Li Pingjiang picked up the teacup and took a sip and continued: "Of course, you have to find a place that you are satisfied with so that you can match your identity!"
"Don't worry about this, I'll be satisfied with it!" Dabudao slowly walked to the inn and shouted: "Hu Chun! If you don't open the door for me, I will come to you every day to collect protection fees! If it really doesn't work, I will let you be my father-in-law!"
Bang! The door of the inn was opened, and Li Pingjiang also made a puff. He would never have thought that this guy would say this. He immediately went over and smashed it hard on Dabu Island's head and said, "Get out! Don't harm the people again in the future. If I find out, your legs will be broken next time!"
"Yes, yes!" Dabuda nodded and agreed, then turned around and headed towards the alley again. Although he was afraid of Li Pingjiang, he did not dare to run away. After all, it was very painful for the broken bones to pierce into the flesh.
After Dabu Island left here, Li Pingjiang turned around and looked at the shopkeeper at the door, and smiled gently and said, "Shopkeeper, do you have any room?"
The shopkeeper is a hunchbacked old man, and his old voice seemed particularly powerful: "Ahhaha, little brother, you can do it, come in."
Li Pingjiang walked over excitedly and asked curiously: "Who is this Dabu Island? The people seem to be very afraid, and the city lord doesn't seem to care about this attitude!"
The shopkeeper pulled Li Pingjiang into the inn, sat down at a table, sighed softly and said, "Hey, this guy is an immortal, but unfortunately his cultivation has been abolished and has fallen to this point. Due to the reluctance and unwillingness of the human heart, he used the physical skills he had practiced before to be the king here."
At this time, the waiter walked over with a teapot, poured three cups of tea, and sat down to listen.
"The city lord had fought with him before, but unfortunately he was defeated and was knocked out. After waking up, he suffered a strange disease. Only his eyes could move, his body could not move at all, and he couldn't even speak. Alas, he hired countless miracle doctors, and they all said that only immortals could save him. Unfortunately, there is no thing that attracts immortals here, and he will not save him even if he comes!"
"Oh~ So that's it! I thought they were from the same group!" Li Pingjiang laughed dryly and thought, "Isn't this a vegetable?" Then he asked awkwardly: "By the way, shopkeeper, how much is the total cost of the noodles and accommodation I just ate?"
"Hey, I'll give you a little bit of money when you eliminate harm to the people, and there are a total of 200 gold coins!" The shopkeeper said very naturally, obviously he didn't lie to Li Pingjiang.
But Li Pingjiang was still stunned for a moment. The shopkeeper saw this moment and smiled and said, "A bowl of noodles costs 40 gold coins, and the accommodation fee is 360 gold coins. I will give you a half discount."
Li Pingjiang's mouth twitched. The consumption of this Shuicheng and Qingcheng was really a world of difference. He immediately rolled up his sleeves and said, "Isn't it just two hundred gold coins, it's a tiny bit!"
Bang! Li Pingjiang slapped his hands and handfuls of gold coins on the dining table. Every time he slapped the dining table, there were ten gold coins. When he slapped twenty times, Li Pingjiang swayed his sleeves and headed towards the second floor.
"Ah haha! The little brother is so generous!" The shopkeeper's voice was very unpleasant, and Li Pingjiang didn't look back, obviously ignoring the meaning of this old bastard.
When the sun just leaked a small head, Li Pingjiang was already flying in the air, avoiding a densely populated area and heading towards the soaring kingdom.
At noon, Li Pingjiang finally arrived at Yelong City, the imperial city of the soaring kingdom. Li Pingjiang walked alone on the street. He knew that Li Pingjiang was very depressed when he looked at his expression.
"Tum, I came with a national teacher, but no one came to pick me up. This is too shameful!" Li Pingjiang made up his mind to rectify this contemporary emperor.
"Stop! The palace is not allowed to step in!" The two guards in golden armor stopped Li Pingjiang with a cold expression. At first glance, they were a man who had been in the battle scene for a long time!
Li Pingjiang coughed, looked tall and arrogant, took out a jade sign out of thin air and said, "You dare to stop my way?"
The two soldiers looked too far and pounced, and they knelt on one knee and said, "I have met the National Master!" There was only a look of respect on their faces, not the fear that Li Pingjiang wanted to see.
"Yeah!" Li Pingjiang responded softly, then headed into the palace, his mouth slightly pursed, and his brows were slightly frowned. He was obviously very dissatisfied with the performance of these two guys, but both soldiers knelt on one knee and lowered their heads, and they could not see Li Pingjiang's dissatisfaction expression.
As soon as I stepped into the gate of the imperial city, the magnificent halls appeared before Li Pingjiang, no less than the magnificent and magnificent of the Forbidden City, but it seemed a little quiet and weird here.
At this moment, bang bang bang bang bang! A sound of gongs and drums sounded! A total of thirty beats were beaten. Li Pingjiang was wonderingly, and a loud voice spread from the city wall to all directions. "Qingxuan Sect assigned the national teacher Li Pingjiang to arrive!"
When Li Pingjiang heard this, "Oh, my goodness, I finally waited for these words!" After saying that, Li Pingjiang took out a chair and placed it on the ground, waved his robe, and sat down like this.
At this moment, the door of the glorious hall in the middle was slowly opened, and Li Pingjiang vaguely saw two eunuchs rolling the red carpet towards him.
"I want to show you what arrogance is!" After saying that, Li Ping lay directly on the chair, crossed his legs and raised his slap, and a cigarette was ignited by Li Pingjiang.
"The emperor is here!" A sharp voice sounded from the hall. A middle-aged man in a dragon robe walked out of the hall. As soon as he arrived at the stone stairs of the hall, he stood there motionless.
"Oh, it's fine if I don't pick me up, but I'll have to pass by, there's no way!" Li Pingjiang immediately took out a tea maker and slowly brewed tea.
At this time, two eunuchs who were scrolling on the red carpet had already come to Li Pingjiang. An eunuch who looked a little older came over and looked respectfully stretched out his right hand and made a gesture of invitation to Li Pingjiang, "Please please!"
"Tum, I'll send two eunuchs to pick me up, so I won't go!" Li Pingjiang Cong turned aside from the window, and seemed to have not heard of it, still brewing his own tea.
"Your Majesty, look at the boy's airs, do you want to tear him off?" Behind the emperor was a eunuch wearing eunuch's general clothes, with a very vicious tone.
"Hey, no need. Although he is a disciple of Qingzhu North Court, Qingxuan Sect is not easy to offend. If you offend Qingxuan Sect, you only need three personal disciples to sweep the entire Eastern Desert North Continent."
After saying that, the emperor walked towards Li Pingjiang with heavy steps, constantly improving his momentum along the way and pressing towards Li Pingjiang.
Li Pingjiang's eyes turned cold, "Hmph! Give me a warning! It's still impossible to say the same thing!" Li Pingjiang felt the momentum that was pressing, and didn't care at all, sitting there drinking tea as if nothing had happened.
When he arrived five meters in front of Li Pingjiang, the emperor looked at Li Pingjiang with a expressionless face and said, "The national master has come from afar. If I am negligent, please forgive me!"
Li Pingjiang's divine stone swept away, "Hmph! A generation of emperors has only been in the late stage of foundation building." He coughed twice and said, "Xu Yongguo! Do you know how to be negligent? I have worked hard to wait for you for a long time before you came out, and when I came, no one came to greet me!"
"Bold! You can speak wildly in front of the emperor!" Before Xu Yongguo could speak, the eunuch on the side looked at Li Pingjiang with a sinister look and said, "Don't think you are the national teacher, that's great! In front of the emperor, you are still a grass man!"
Li Pingjiang was stunned and then furious, "Damn, when will I be taught a lesson by a eunuch?" He immediately slapped the table and said, "Get out! You eunuch who is not a genius! You dare to talk to me in front of me, it's not your turn to come here!"
The eunuch was about to speak, but the emperor Xu Yongguo, who was standing beside him, stopped what the eunuch was trying to say and said, "Ephesian Li, calm down, go down first!" Then he turned around and smiled at Li Pingjiang and said, "Please don't blame the national teacher. To be honest, I don't want to stop this war!"
Li Pingjiang's face turned dark, "I know that his surname is Li, but the person who still calls the eunuch Li, what does this mean?" Thinking of this, Li Pingjiang smiled and said, "Oh, do you want to destroy the country?"
Chapter completed!