Chapter 95 Thanks to Pig Einstein
As Lin Taiping said, they didn't need to look for the pig-headed monster at all, because at this moment, the pig-headed monsters that gathered again had magically appeared again under the leadership of Zhu Instein, who claimed to be an evil alchemist.
Don't get me wrong. Their target is not Lin Taiping, but those pirates who have fallen into the ground with wounds. Instein, the pig, even held the hat that was about to fall off, jumped up and down angrily: "Catch them, grab them, I want these idiots with IQs less than sixty to know the terrible end of offending a great evil alchemist!"
The poor pirates were originally knocked over to the ground and could not move, but now they were hit by a large group of pig-head monsters, which was so unlucky. Especially the scared man with a broken nose bone was even more captive of dozens of pig-head monsters and was tied up and pushed to Pig Instein.
"Why? Why are you not dead yet?" Zhu Instein screamed angrily, snatched a magic musket and pressed it directly on the scar's strong man's head: "Impossible, impossible, how could my great invention go wrong? I want to do another experiment, this time it will definitely succeed, it will definitely succeed!"
Bang bang bang bang, this guy pulled the trigger wildly and shot more than a dozen times at the scar's strong man's head. But just like before, although the scar's strong man's face was covered with lead bullets, his face was still rosy and lively, and there was no sign of dying at all.
"Why? Why is this happening?" Zhu Instein was so angry that his eyes were protruding, he grabbed the other person's neck and shook it hysterically. "Damn bastard, why don't you die? Die for me, die soon, die soon, show me, die again, die again, die again, die again, die again, die again, die again, die again, die again."
So, the poor scar man finally died, but he was not killed by a magic musket, but was directly dizzy when he hit the back of his head. Instein finally put his waist on satisfaction and laughed proudly: "Oh huh huh huh huh huh, see if it's not, I said, in the face of my great and evil invention, this guy is dead!"
Dead! Dead! A large group of pig-headed monsters knelt on their knees and worshipped each other, celebrating the evil Lord Pig Instein, finally took a firm and historical step in the great journey of conquering the world.
This is OK? Lin Taiping and Christine looked at each other, and suddenly they didn't know what to say. Tulu couldn't help but touch the horns and muttered with a strange face: "It's so strange, why are these pigs afraid of pirates, but not afraid of us?"
As it turns out, these pighead monsters are not afraid of them, but are so stupid that they don’t realize the danger at all. So after a few minutes, when they realized that there were four more terrifying guys than pirates watching, they immediately screamed and picked up all kinds of ragged weapons. They were ready to attack at any time and escape at any time.
"An, An, we have no malice." Lin Taiping couldn't help rolling his eyes and tried to show the harmless smile of humans and animals, "To be honest, did you not see it just now, we saved you?"
This is true. A large group of pig-headed monsters looked at each other and finally hesitated to lower their weapons. Pig Instein held the golden high hat on the head, and then jumped onto the big stone with a majestic face. "Listen, you stupid guys - although I, who are extremely wise and incomparable to the gods, can easily defeat the pirates with my great and evil invention..."
"Lin, can I beat it?" Tulu could no longer listen and couldn't help but squeeze his hooves and rattle.
What can I say? Lin Taiping could only pat his shoulder and said that he should not be impatient. Then he raised his head expressionlessly and watched a few yellow leaves floating in the wind.
A long time later, Pig Instein finally ended his long self-praise. Amid the worship and cheers of the Pighead monsters, he waved his hooves with pride: "However, considering that you lagging creatures with IQs of less than 60 have provided a little insignificant help, so I decided..."
Dragging the long tail sound, he waved his hooves and turned around in the air for a long time, and finally landed on Lin Taiping: "I decided to enthrone you as my experimental assistant and help me create great and evil inventions... Well, aren't you very touched?"
Touched? Lin Taiping wiped his cold sweat speechlessly, and suddenly he didn't know what to say: "What, do you call this thanks?"
"Of course, being my assistant is something that many people can't even envy." Zhu Instein snorted for granted, then turned to look at Christine and Ye Ge, "As for these two, although you are ugly, your skin is not dark enough, your waist is not thick enough, and your face is not big enough, but considering your contribution, I decided... well, let you become my maids!"
Very good, Christine's face turned red, and suddenly felt that if she didn't carry the magic crystal cannon, she would no longer express her gratitude. As for Ye Ge, who was dragging the mace, the only question she was considering now was whether the pig was better braised or fried.
But the problem is that this is not the end, because immediately afterwards, Zhuinstein pointed at Tulu again and sighed with contempt and pity: "As for you, poor stupid cow, I really can't think of what you are for. If this is the case, I still lack a chef to pour the bath water, so I can only let you take charge."
You moo! Tulu gritted his teeth and his face twitched, and finally couldn't help but turn his head to look at Lin Taiping: "Lin, I'll ask again, can I beat it up?"
"Well..." Lin Taiping thought about it seriously, then replied expressionlessly, "Okay, don't slap in the face!"
So, the furious Tulu immediately rushed up, Christine and Ye Ge followed closely, and the three of them surrounded the caught off guard Pig Instein, and under the gaze of a large group of pighead monsters, they beat him up viciously.
Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang, ten minutes later, the blue-faced pig Instein finally struggled to get up, tidying up the golden high hat that was already covered in dust. It sighed with emotion and said seriously: "Okay, I thought about it seriously, and suddenly I think it would be better to invite you to my place to visit..."
Thank goodness, this guy finally knows what he is doing!
At this moment, Tulu and the others were so moved that they burst into tears. It took a full twenty minutes. The pighead monster with water in his brain took a full twenty minutes and finally said something slightly useful.
"Then, we are happy to accept this invitation." Lin Taiping sighed speechlessly and coughed slightly. "In addition, I have some things I want to ask for. I believe that you, who are incomparable in wisdom, will definitely help us solve the problems?"
"It is the wisdom that is unparalleled and comparable to the gods." Zhu Instein corrected it seriously. Then he patted the Alchemy Book with a proud look on his face. "But you are right, I can really help you solve problems. In fact, for a long time in the past, everyone has called me a great problem solver..."
As he said this, the guy jumped onto the worn bed again. While he was endlessly praising himself, he signaled everyone to follow it into the red clay hills. The golden hat that would fall off at any time was like a lighthouse in the middle of the night on the sea, guiding everyone's direction-
"Wow, I swear with my smartest and most evil head in the world. Just give me a few minutes and I can help you solve all the problems."
"Of course, of course, don't worry. Maybe it's very difficult for you humans with IQs of less than sixty. Solving puzzles is a difficult thing, but don't forget. I am the most outstanding alchemist in history, and my evil wisdom is enough to conquer the whole world."
"Well, when it comes to inventions, are you interested in seeing my new inventions? Although I think it may be difficult to understand the principles of these inventions with your IQ, but who told us that we are already friends? Don't worry, I guarantee that I will never discriminate against you with my great pig latitude."
In this way, amid the endless chattering and longing, Tulu, who was following behind, finally couldn't help but blushed, and he couldn't bear it anymore and squeezed his hooves tightly: "Lin, I want to beat it again!"
"It's better not to do it, if you still want that treasure." Lin Taiping patted its shoulder and sighed helplessly, "The only thing I hope now is that its tribe is not too far from here, otherwise I can't guarantee that I won't... Well, thank the gods, we seem to have arrived."
Well, the gods have really appeared!
After turning a desolate hill, the legendary Pighead Monster tribe finally appeared. Pig Instein jumped off the bedboard excitedly, stood in front of his tribe's door, and proudly opened his claws: "Wow, how is my tribe? Isn't it very brilliant and spectacular? Do you feel awe-inspiring, maybe there is a little inferiority?"
"I feel inferior, I feel extremely inferior." Lin Taiping looked at the abandoned temple that was about to collapse at any time, nodded seriously and completely ignored Tulu behind him and was desperately hitting the wall. "I swear, this is the most magnificent building I have ever seen, and it can be called the ninth miracle of the world."
"Why isn't the greatest miracle?" Pig Instein protested dissatisfiedly, but soon, it regained its good mood and waved its hooves arrogantly. "Children, take all the pirates down and prepare some delicious food. I want to treat my friends well."
Delicious food? To be honest, the moment I heard this word, Lin Taiping and the others had a very ominous premonition, and suddenly felt that it was wiser to flash people early.
In fact, this is true. When the pighead monsters ran back with hospitality, the ground was filled with all kinds of exquisite food, such as a few moldy and long-haired biscuits, five or six rotten expired fruits, and a piece of hard black bread that can kill people... By the way, this black bread is extremely old and can be entered into the History Museum.
"Then what, I want to take a walk nearby. Does anyone want to go together?" Ye Ge resisted the urge to beat someone and said goodbye with a twisted face. Christine and Tulu immediately followed closely and disappeared with a whoosh.
But the question is, how could the enthusiastic owner let them go, so a large group of pigheads immediately chirped and screamed, holding these moldy biscuits with expired fruits, and chasing them behind them with great hospitality and excitement, disappearing in the bushes in the distance.
The originally noisy abandoned temple suddenly became deserted and quiet. Lin Taiping stood there speechlessly, looking at the pig Instein, who was trying to sort out the high hats on the opposite side. Each person and the pig were staring at each other stupidly. Even though there were thousands of words, he didn't know where to start.
A long time later, Zhu Instein suddenly coughed a few times, while putting down the heavy alchemy book, he stretched out his claws with pride, breaking the awkward silence-
Chapter completed!