Chapter 41 I have a condition
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Putting aside the resentment thousands of miles away, Lin Taiping was also staring at Ye Ge, who was also staring at the calm Demon Island with resentment.
This strange scene of staring at the big eyes has lasted for two full hours, so that the taurens and dark elves next to them are yawning, and they can't help but want to go back and sleep, and then come back to see the two of them staring affectionately.
"Please, don't be so stubborn, okay?" Lin Taiping rubbed his head with a headache and pushed the contract in front of Ye Ge. "I'm not going to kidnap you back and be a slave. I just want to invite the Dark Elf clan to join."
"This is impossible!" As it turns out, Ye Ge's head is more stubborn than the Taurus. After hearing this proposal, he immediately refused, "Listen, we are very grateful for your help and are willing to do something for you, but it is impossible for us to join and go to the human world."
With her words, more than a dozen dark elves shook their heads neatly. The long-term racial traditions and experiences made them have no favoritism for the human world, and even a little fear. What's more, who can guarantee that the dark elves can survive in the human world, rather than being besieged, besieged, chased and sold by hatred?
He is really a stubborn guy! Lin Taiping couldn't help but sigh. Looking at Ye Ge who was biting his cherry lips, he could only try to convince them from another perspective: "I know that dark elves have a tradition of dark elves, but the problem now is that in addition to the blood eye, there may be other pirates who have learned about this."
Well, this is really a fatal killing move. Ye Ge was still shaking his head desperately, but when he heard this, he really changed color slightly. He must admit that there is really such a possibility. If other pirate groups gather together again, and Lin Taiping and the Niutou people have left the Demon Island again...
"So, you must leave the Demon Island. Since you are destined to wander around, why not be with us?" Seeing Ye Ge's strange face, Lin Taiping naturally understood the principle of pursuing victory. "As for whether the human world will hate the dark race, you just need to look at Tulu to know?"
This was true. Tulu immediately raised his chest proudly and took out the greasy love letter to show off: "Anla, Anla, as long as Lin is around, we will definitely not suffer any losses, and we can also make a big profit in the human world. We have all the gold, silver, houses, tables, stools, and pots. It's okay to have a big meal every day."
"Is that true?" Ye Ge and the Dark Elf looked at each other, but they had to admit that at least the Taurus did not lie at this point. With the help of the black-bellied guy's fantasy, the Taurus tribe was indeed prosperous and was said to be very popular in the human world.
But the problem is that the Taurus is a Taurus, and the Dark Elf is a Dark Elf. That guy can help the Taurus develop totem tattoos, but it does not mean that he can do anything for the Dark Elf... In fact, Ye Ge has been thinking about it these days, and even has completely lost insomnia, but he has never thought that the Dark Elf has any advantageous resources to rely on.
"Who said no, it's just that you didn't find it yourself." Lin Taiping looked at her with a smile, but was too lazy to go around the circle anymore, so he simply suggested: "It's better, how about we make a bet?"
"What are you betting on?" Ye Ge, who was hesitating, looked up in shock, and his two pointed ears began to shake in confusion again.
"It's very simple." Lin Taiping pointed to the dark elves opposite, "You have to leave here anyway, so you will go to Rhode Island with us first, and then within a month, I promise to make a lot of money to improve your life, and directly turn it into a thorn in humans' eyes and become a VIP on the entire Rhode Island."
How is it possible? Hearing this, a surprise noise suddenly sounded among the dark elf. Not to mention whether these two goals can be achieved, even if they can be achieved, it would be possible to make a joke in just one month. Even if we work part-time as pirates, or go to the slave market to sell ourselves, it would not be so fast.
"What are your questions?" Lin Taiping thought about it thoughtfully, "Okay, a month is indeed a bit too long, then fifteen days will be fine."
Puff! Ye Ge was drinking water in a daze, and when he heard this, he suddenly turned into a human-shaped fountain, "Hey, are you kidding?"
"Sorry, a serious person like me never jokes." Lin Taiping answered very seriously and raised his left hand. "I can make a vow to the gods. If I can't do it, I will never stop you from leaving, and I will do my best to help you find a new home until you are satisfied."
This time, there was a greater noise among the dark elf, but it was not a question but a shock. You should know that in this theistic world, it is very serious to swear to the gods. Once a guy pretended to be a toothache curse at the goddess of life, and then... well, his teeth hurt all his life.
Because of this, the dark elf was shocked when he saw Lin Taiping making such a heavy oath, and Ye Ge even showed an incredible expression: "Wait, you have to think clearly, if you can't do it, you will be upset."
"Well, do you care about me?" Lin Taiping smiled and stretched out his hand, "So, are you happy to cooperate?"
"Uh..." Ye Ge looked at the palm that reached in front of him, not knowing what to say. More than a dozen dark elves looked at each other, also full of confusion and hesitation. This may be the most difficult choice they have ever made.
Lin Taiping was not in a hurry, and was waiting for the answer while eating midnight snacks. The dark elves had gathered together and started discussing in whispers.
After a few minutes, Ye Ge finally turned around, took a deep breath, looked up at Lin Taiping's eyes: "Okay, after discussion, we agree to join you for the time being, but... before that, I have another condition!"
With a bang, before he finished speaking, Tulu next to him smashed a roast lamb leg onto the table: "No problem, there is enough barbecue. As long as you follow us, you can eat whatever you want."
"Who said this?" Ye Ge couldn't help rolling his eyes, but then gently bit his cherry lips, and suddenly said with a persistent face, "I mean, besides the things you promised, I also want... to..."
After a little fucking, Lin Taiping immediately felt cold sweating: "Uh, don't tell me, you want me to give birth to you... I have a fork, did I really think of it?"
Unfortunately, he really guessed it right, because Ye Ge was already very happy: "So, did you agree? Very good, this kind of thing is as early as possible, not as late as possible, let's have a baby now, hurry up!"
Giving you a head! Seeing Ye Ge rushing up impatiently, Lin Taiping immediately took a few steps back: "I promised a yarn, I said, there are so many men in the world who can help give birth to children, why do you have to look for me?"
"It's strange. Since there are so many men in the world, why can't I look for you?" Ye Ge looked at him stubbornly, his bright eyes filled with longing, "Just now, the weather is very good today, and I will definitely get pregnant smoothly. Do you like to be in the cave or on the grass?"
Very very powerful, Lin Taiping really couldn't help but want to complain again: "Please, sister, does your life exist for the sake of having a child?"
"Of course, race reproduction is the most important thing." Ye Ge answered seriously, not thinking that there was anything ridiculous about this at all. "As the patriarch, I must set an example and strive to have many children in one go, so that our tribe can maintain it."
At this moment, Ye Ge's face was full of piety, righteousness and persistence, and eagerness. More than a dozen dark elves looked at it in awe, but they couldn't help but be moved: "Class leader, you have really sacrificed a lot for our dark elves..."
"I'm going to do this, that's fine?" Lin Taiping was speechless. He found that no matter what he said, he could not convince this stubborn imperial sister.
Well, this has nothing to do with personality or something. It is completely a natural gap between the two races. For dark elves, finding people to have children and reproduce races is a natural thing. As for whether the unlucky seed machine is willing, it doesn't matter.
"So?" Ye Ge gently closed his palms, his bright eyes staring at him without blinking.
What can I say? Lin Taiping could only raise his hand to compromise: "Okay, we all take a step back. You can come to me to have a baby at any time, knock it out and drag it into the grass, put aphrodisiacs into the soup, or temptation to dance belly dance, no matter what method you use, as long as you can pass my level, you can do whatever you want."
"Are you sure?" Ye Ge was stunned for a moment, but suddenly showed a sly smile, like a fox who stole a chicken. "Dear Lin, I have to remind you that our Dark Elf clan is the best at dealing with men."
"Of course!" Lin Taiping smiled and stretched out his hand again, "So, are the cooperation happy?"
"Happy cooperation!" Ye Ge shook hands enthusiastically and shook them hard, "Then, that's the decision, I'll prepare the medicine for giving birth now."
In this way, with the enthusiastic handshake of two black-bellied guys, a covenant across the race was officially reached.
At this moment, looking at Ye Ge's resolute expression, the dark elves were moved again and filled with enthusiasm. Several dark elves even volunteered to raise their hands: "Captain, you can't bear such a hard work alone, and we are willing to help."
"Ah snee!" He suddenly couldn't help but sneeze while gnawing on the totem of the roasted chicken legs. He even imagined the scene in the future-
Chapter completed!