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Chapter 380 Learning scum is so hard

On March 15th, for Baron West, this will be a day he will never forget...

Because on this day, he left the warm and comfortable home, left his clothes and reached out to eat and enjoy the comfort of opening his mouth, left the happy life of hundreds of guards swaying, and since then he became a glorious and bright future...uh, college student.

"Why? Why do I come to school?" At 5:30 in the morning, when Baron West opened his blood-filled eyes and got up from the hard bed that made him sore back. Looking at the narrow dormitory of only twelve square meters but filled with six roommates, there was only one thought left in his mind: "Dad, when will you come to save me?"

It is obvious that the Duke of Tulan, who always appeared at critical moments in the past, disappeared this time. Looking at the narrow sky outside the window, Baron West felt like he was in jail, and screamed with five friends.

Goodbye, my life of eating, drinking, having fun and having fun! Goodbye, my gentle and beautiful maid! Goodbye, my luxurious meal, top red wine! Goodbye, my life of bullying men and women causing trouble! Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo

The answer is, there are, and there are many...

At six o'clock in the morning, although it was early spring in March, the weather was still a little cold. Baron West and his friends were shivering in the thin quilt and trembling with cold. Although they tried hard to get up from the bed and participate in the so-called early exercise stipulated by the yellow monkey, everyone failed completely in the battle with the warm quilt.

"Damn it, I don't get up, I don't want to go to any early exercise!" Feeling the cold air outside the bed, Baron West couldn't help but shiver and gritted his teeth viciously. "If you don't go, I won't go if you beat me to death, I'd rather see, that damn yellow-skinned monkey can make me..."

Bang! Before he finished speaking, the wooden door of the dormitory was kicked open, and a cold wind whistled in, causing the temperature in the dormitory to drop rapidly. Then, the savage woman named Christine, carrying a magic crystal cannon, rushed in coldly and ruthlessly. She lifted the quilt.

No! The weak body was completely exposed to the cold air. The poor Baron West couldn't help but sneeze several times, but before he could curse angrily, the dark crystal cannon was aimed at his nose, and he could even feel the burning heat from his muzzle: "Now, I only count to three...one! two!"

Boom! Before we counted three at all, the terrifying magic crystal cannon immediately fired, directly knocking the entire hard bed into pieces. Baron West and his friends almost jumped out of the bed with screams: "Damn it, damn it, damn woman, you almost killed us."

"If you don't wear clothes yet, then it's not almost the same." Christine answered coldly. She took out a timer from her arms and looked at it, "Get up! Wash your face! Brush your teeth! Listen to me. Five minutes later, I will see you gathering on the playground, one minute late. Let me take a cold shower!"

Well, what can you say? Under this vicious threat, Baron West and the others could only be obedient. With the highest efficiency that they had never had in their lives, they finished washing up in just a few minutes, and then rushed to the playground panting like a group of mad dogs.

Unfortunately, although they had tried their best, their lack of exercise made them late for five or six minutes. Ye Ge, who served as head teacher, stood on the side of the playground and looked at a group of latecomers with a smile: "Gentlemen, you seem to be slower, but don't worry, I'm not as cruel as Christine, and I will never let you take any cold showers as punishment."

Tears filled my eyes. At this moment, West and the others saw Ye Ge's eyes, which were no different from looking at an angel. Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo

As it turned out, they thought too much, because after just a few seconds, Ye Ge happily clapped his hands and spoke in a very gentle tone: "Then, let's forget about the punishment today, but early exercise is still needed. Let's do this. Since it's the first time, we shouldn't be too strict. Just run twenty laps for everyone."

Just 20 laps? Looking at the playground that is hundreds of meters long, Baron West and the others even want to die. Your uncle, let's take back what we said just now. This woman is not gentle at all and not considerate at all, and she is so sinister that she can go to the image ambassador of the hell.

"Thanks to praise, I am not as good as you said." Ye Ge coughed softly for a few modestly, thought about it and then clapped his hands gently. So a few seconds later, several dark elves suddenly walked out of the shadow, and each of them was holding a fierce hunting dog with shiny fangs. "Well, I almost forgot. In order to urge you to exercise hard, I specially prepared these small gifts, so... let it go!"

In an instant, a sound of ghosts and wolves suddenly sounded, and the fierce howling of hunting dogs was mixed in the middle. On the originally calm and vast playground, there was a sudden burst of fire. Baron West and his friends, in the early morning sun, verified that everyone had the opportunity to become Bolt, especially when they were chasing a group of evil dogs behind...

"It's great to be young, even if you're bitten by a dog, you're so energetic!" In the administrative building next to the playground, Lin Taiping looked out from the window of the principal's office, and looked at the group of aristocratic students screaming and running wildly on the playground, touching his chin with emotion, "Okay, let me see the plan. When the early exercise is over, what should I do?"

This problem is simply redundant. After early exercise, it is naturally time for breakfast. The noble students who were so hungry that they rushed into the cafeteria like wolves and tigers. However, when they saw the empty table in front of them, they were all stunned: "I saw the dead. Each of us paid 6,000 gold coins for tuition. Do you let us eat the air?"

"Of course not, how could you let you eat air?" The giant teeth and ogres who served as the canteen chef chewed the fragrant roasted chicken legs while walking out of the kitchen with oil. Looking at the noble students who were so hungry that they were dizzy and green, it shook the delicious roasted chicken legs in its hands and asked with a smile, "So, does anyone want to eat it?"

Nonsense! Baron West and his friends were nodding desperately. Although they usually had a bad cooking method, they didn't even bother to take a look at it, but who told them that they were hungry now? In this case, let alone a roasted chicken leg. Even cold steamed buns and hard bread, they could eat it clean.

"If you want to eat, then go hunting yourself!" However, the next moment, Giant Ya broke West's fantasy with cold and ruthless words. "Sorry, our canteen uses self-service service. Simply put, if you want to eat, you have to provide the ingredients yourself. As for how to get the ingredients, I don't need to explain this. There are pheasants, rabbits and wild boars everywhere on the nearby mountains. We can provide weapons and tools for free."

"Are you kidding?" Hearing this, Baron West and his friends were all stunned. Don't joke. There are indeed many pheasants, hares and the like on the nearby mountains. But there are also many ferocious large beasts there, and it is said that there are several terrifying and brutal monsters. With our strength, are you sure you are going to hunt, not being hunted?

"That's your business!" Juya chewed the roast chicken legs and answered irresponsibly. After thinking about it, he added, "By the way, according to Lin, this is called survival in the wild. The real purpose is to train your combat ability and team cooperation through hunting. If you don't want to go, then go to class on hungry."

Damn it, Baron West and his friends gritted their teeth with hatred. They really wanted to leave hungry, but their stomachs that had not received food for more than ten hours were already fighting to protest. If they continued to starve like this, even if they could hold on this morning, what should they do for lunch, what should they do for dinner, and what should they do tomorrow?

"Go and go, no matter how I say it, I am also a swordsman at the beginning of the silver level." Finally unable to bear the torture of hunger, Baron West jumped up unbearably and walked out the door angrily. It was obvious that at this moment, he had forgotten that the certificate of the silver swordsman was bought by him for several thousand gold coins a few years ago.

He did this, and the other noble students looked at each other and could only follow him helplessly. Juya stood at the gate, waved at them with a smile, and reminded him kindly: "Gentlemen, be careful. I heard that the hares on the nearby mountains have mutated recently. It is said that it is the red rabbits that are credited to..."

Ten minutes later, the screams from the nearby mountains fully proved how accurate the inference of the giant teeth was. Only then did the wicked hares suddenly become so fierce and cruel. They were two or three times larger, and they were as fast as lightning. However, they liked to kick their hind legs at any time and kicked them between the two legs of the hunters.

Of course, no matter how powerful a rabbit is, it is just a rabbit. So an hour later, looking at the few hares that I finally caught, Baron West bent down and covered his legs, looking at the same dirt-faced friends beside him, he was both sad and moved: "Do you know? This is really not easy, but no matter what, we can finally..."

Drillingling! Before I could finish my touching words, a sudden rushing ring sound came from Cambridge University at the foot of the mountain. A few seconds later, the loud voice that was enough to wake up the sleeping dragons in the mountains and fields, echoing fiercely—

"Class! Class! Babies, all of you come back to class! If anyone dares to be late, then... Ice Bucket Challenge, welcome you!"

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