Chapter 282 The me from the future
The so-called surprise sometimes has the same meaning as scare!
When the golden door slowly opened, whether it was Lin Taiping who summoned the door himself or the dark creatures who were viciously picking up the guys to chop people, they had already thought of countless possibilities in an instant - well, maybe the invader was a terrible demon, maybe the invader was the remnant of Inslo, maybe he had extremely terrible power, or maybe...
OK, all the above guesses are wrong!
In fact, when the figure kept coughing in the black smoke and rushed out in a mess, the dark creatures who were just about to rush up to chop the group suddenly became stunned and dislocated. In the strange silence, they first looked at the invaders who rushed out of the black smoke, and then turned their heads neatly, looking at Lin Taiping not far behind, and they went back and forth, turning back and forth repeatedly until their necks were almost broken...
"Wait, am I dazzled?" A few minutes later, Baizhu pinched his thighs hard, and suddenly took a long breath with a twisted face, stuttering, "This, this intruder who rushed out seemed to be...Lin?"
No one answered it, because everyone present was completely stunned. Yes, the invader who rushed out of the black smoke, although he was wearing an apron covered with smoke, holding a spatula in his left hand and a bottle of soy sauce in his right hand, but from that smiling face, he was really exactly the same as Lin, and he was like a copy.
"Uh, boss, do you have a brother who has been separated for many years?" In the strange silence, Christine threw away the magic crystal cannon and asked seriously.
Good question, Lin Taiping was also stunned. After two minutes, he looked at the duo who looked at him happily across the street. He suddenly coughed lightly and asked very seriously: "Where is Teacher Cang's Weibo post? Which one do you like better, McDonald's or KFC? Which American drama is very popular recently?"
What a mess, the dark creatures are like listening to books, but the copy Lin Taiping, who seemed to have just come out of the kitchen, answered quickly without hesitation: "Sina, McDonald's, there is nothing good about it recently, I still like the Big Bang Theory."
Very very powerful. Lin Taiping breathed a sigh of relief, but turned his head with a strange face and looked at the dark creatures beside him: "What, you can put down your weapons. I can now be sure that this guy is definitely not my lost brother for many years, nor is he a monster copied by magic. In fact... I think he should be me!"
I fell! In an instant, a large group of dark creatures staggered together, Angelina's fish tail was bent into question marks, and she said in disbelief: "What, Kobayashi, you said this guy is... Wait, I don't understand why there are two you at the same time?"
"I can explain it." Before Lin Taiping could answer, the copycat opposite him smiled and shook the soy sauce, and replied happily, "Guys, this is actually very simple. I am Lin Taiping, but not Lin Taiping now, but Lin Taiping from the future."
Future? Lin Taiping and the dark creatures looked at each other, feeling their minds full of confusion.
"Yes, I come from the future." Ignoring their astonished eyes, the replica guy continued to say seriously, "So, fate is like a river, countless branches constitute countless future possibilities, and I was summoned to come from a possible future... Well, I say that, you should understand, right?"
It's a ghost if you understand! The dark creatures rolled their eyes together. Lin Taiping looked at the ring of the gods on his left hand and suddenly felt that he had understood a little bit. To a certain extent, this copy of himself is like the blessing of the goddess of destiny. It is a masterpiece created by the ring of the gods, but this masterpiece is even more surprising.
"Yes, others may not understand, but as me, I will understand." The guy who copied the version looked at him with relief, "In fact, the purpose of my being summoned this time is to change my future, because my future is really not very beautiful, understand?"
Well, except for Lin Taiping, all the dark creatures are completely confused, but they don’t need to understand, because the copy of Lin Taiping has taken out a pocket watch from his arms, looked at it and said slowly, “Okay, time is limited, I only have half an hour to stay. If you have any questions, please hurry up.”
"Yes!" Before other dark creatures could react, Ye Ge, who came out of nowhere, raised his hand high and asked impatiently, "What, I want to ask, how many children will we have in the future?"
Snapping! Angelina couldn't help but roll her eyes and slapped the unreliable dark elf: "Idiot, is it the right time to ask such stupid questions now? We should ask some more important things, such as... ahem, I want to know where the few gold coins I threw the day before yesterday?"
You can also shoot me! Christine finally couldn't bear it anymore and slapped Angelina out too. However, Lea next to her immediately snatched up, opened her watery eyes wide, and asked shyly with expectation on her face: "What, can I ask, who did my dear marry in the end?"
Sure enough, none of you guys is reliable!
Lin Taiping and the copy of himself on the opposite side looked at each other and couldn't help but sigh. However, the copy of the copy of him on the opposite side finally couldn't listen and said helplessly: "Okay, you bastards all shut up. I will tell you directly, if things develop according to the current trajectory, what will happen in the future..."
You said! A large group of dark creatures all pricked their ears, and some people have already moved stools to find snacks.
"Okay, what should I say?" Lin Taiping, who was replica, sighed and narrowed his eyes slightly, "Just as you know now, Inslo was killed by us, the chaotic waters have returned to normal, and our development in the Ice and Fire Islands is also very good. In fact, a few years later, we have become the most powerful force in the entire chaotic waters and live a life."
Then, the dark creatures opened their eyes together without hesitation, and the following words are the key point.
"Then, trouble comes." Lin Taiping, who was replica, looked helpless and spread his hands, "Two or three years later, when I held my first birthday for my sixth child, a powerful fleet suddenly appeared on the sea, and the blood-patterned priests who led the fleet came..."
"Wait, are you saying that those blood-patterned priests are here?" Lin Taiping and the dark creatures suddenly looked at each other, and their originally leisurely expressions suddenly became serious.
"Yes, you should know why they came." Lin Taiping, who was replica, nodded and said helplessly, "Inslow's escaped subordinates obviously fled to other blood-patterned priests. Those powerful guys actually controlled an empire in just a few years and led the entire empire's army to seek revenge... It's unreasonable. I just killed Inslow. As for mobilizing a large number of troops like this?"
"Can we stop complaining first?" Lin Taiping touched his chin speechlessly and asked quickly, "Then? Don't tell me that you were... wrong, I was dropped?"
"That's not." Lin Taiping, the replica, said seriously, "In fact, after three years, our strength is also very good, enough to compete with the blood-patterned priests who have a water in their brains. But you should know that if there are always a group of crazy people coming to harass you, and specifically picking you for important moments when you eat, go to the bathroom and have children, you will definitely be very annoyed, right?"
This is true. A large group of dark creatures were obviously led to a crooked head, and they still nodded neatly. Lin Taiping couldn't help rolling his eyes desperately, and said with a strange look: "I said, the key point is not here. According to my understanding of this guy... is wrong. According to my understanding of myself, usually when I complain like this, it means that the situation is very bad."
"Okay, you won, it's really bad." Lin Taiping, the replica, became serious and said with a stern face, "In fact, in the past few months, the power of those blood-patterned sacrificial sacrifices has become stronger and stronger. If this situation continues, I think we really have to consider a strategic shift."
"Um..." The dark creatures looked at each other. Although the copy of Lin said it lightly, from his words, it can still be heard that the situation has become very bad. You must know that Lin, who is good at digging pits, has no choice but to do anything, which fully demonstrates the power of the blood-patterned priests.
"Yes, it's very powerful, unexpectedly powerful." Lin Taiping, the replica, sighed softly and said with a little confusion, "It's strange. Even now, I can't figure out their origin. These guys are not many, but they have very powerful power, and it's like they suddenly emerged from the ground and silently controlled an empire."
"Is it true? Is it impossible to find out their origins in a few years?" Lin Taiping touched his chin, but asked thoughtfully, "So, you were summoned this time to tell us how to avoid the arrival of this crisis?"
"I can only make suggestions. As for whether it works, it's hard to say." Lin Taiping pointed a cigar, thought about it and handed him another one, "In fact, as I said just now, those blood-patterned priests came from the Storm Sea and controlled the Cold Stone Empire there, so if we want to avoid this crisis, the best way is..."
Without further ado, Lin Taiping and the replica Lin Taiping looked at each other and fully understood what each other meant. They just needed to smoke cigars together in a tacit understanding. The dark creatures were stunned from the back. Seeing that these two guys were even in the same posture, they suddenly felt that they were about to schizophrenia.
"Then, the time is almost over." After smoking a cigarette happily, Lin Taiping suddenly patted his legs and stood up, and waved his hand to the dark creatures with a smile, "Everyone, I will say goodbye first. Do you know that as a good man at home, I have a lot of work to be busy with, teaching homework, making milk powder, washing dishes, oh, strange, what's burnt?"
After sucking hard, the replica guy suddenly changed his face and he crashed into the golden door before he even had time to say hello. In just a few seconds, the magical golden door slowly closed, leaving only the smell of burnt braised fish floating in the air, plus various mixed conversation echoes-
"Ahhhh, my braised fish, my braised fish is burnt. Who, hand me a plate!"
"Honey, husband, Xiao Liu is crying. Go and make some milk for her. When I blow the fleet of the blood-patterned priests into pieces, I will come back to change your diapers immediately!"
"Dear, do you see if the dress I bought is beautiful? No, it's not expensive, not expensive at all. I only spent 20,000 gold coins. I also bought your favorite sex toys. Do you want to wear it for you tonight?"
What a mess? Looking at the golden door slowly closing, and listening to the strange conversation still coming from the door, a large group of dark creatures all looked at each other, and couldn't help but turn their heads neatly to look at Lin Taiping. Well, it seems that Lin, your future life is very colorful!
"Uh, I only care about who the girl who spent 20,000 gold coins was..." Lin Taiping touched his chin speechlessly, and suddenly felt that it would be better for him to change the topic. "Ahem, guys, should we talk about the main business, such as how to deal with the annoyance in a few years?"
This is true. A large group of dark creatures finally woke up from the gossip and bit their paws thoughtfully. If the scene just now was not a prank, then as described, the threat of the Blood-Secret Priest would suddenly come a few years later. At that time, I am afraid that the entire Ice and Fire Islands would be destroyed by war, and the Demacia Evil Alliance, which had finally lived a few good days for several years, would also struggle under tremendous pressure.
"Maybe, we can start expanding the army now?" Angelina and Christine looked at each other and made suggestions in a tacit understanding. "Or, should we just leave the chaotic waters and develop in other waters?"
"I'm afraid not." Ye Ge shook his head gently and quickly rejected their suggestions. "Even if the army is expanded now, can we guarantee that the blood-patterned priests be defeated? You know that they have mastered the power of an empire! As for leaving, I am not as embarrassed as the loser, I am avoiding everywhere, let alone who can guarantee that the blood-patterned priests will not come after me?"
So? A large group of dark creatures sighed neatly, but as usual, when they could not solve the problem, they turned their heads at the same time and looked at Lin Taiping very much looking forward to it.
"Well, I think the two methods I just can try." Lin Taiping touched his chin thoughtfully and said slowly, "Sister, you and Angelina are responsible for expanding the army and forming a legion dominated by dark creatures; Ye Ge, you are responsible for inquiring about information and also finding a backup base for us; as for Tulu century-legged giant teeth Miranda, they are responsible for cooperating with you. Are there any problems?"
Of course there is no problem. The guys named all raised their chests and said that they could start work at any time. However, Zhu Instein, who was not named, looked disappointed and raised his hooves in depression. He protested: "Wait, what should I do? Don't you think that in the face of the threats of those blood-patterned priests, my great alchemy is the cornerstone of victory?"
"Don't worry, how could I forget you?" Lin Taiping looked at it with a smile, "In fact, dear Pig Instein, you have a more difficult task, that is..."
That is? Instein Zhu opened his eyes very much and completely ignored the sympathetic gazes of the dark creatures behind him.
Without answering its question immediately, Lin Taiping just raised his head leisurely and looked at the vast sea under the autumn sun. A long time later, he suddenly patted the grass on his body and pushed his golden glasses with a longing look on his face.
Chapter completed!