Chapter 17 Lots and lots of little loli
(Cute is good for health, collect it, Piaopiao, click you, I miss you very much... Also, what do you think about the new cover)
Putting aside the continued noise and chaos in the port, after leaving the port, Lin Taiping took the Niutao people to rent a few carriages and hurried to Christine's suburban residence. While passing the commercial street, Christine deliberately entered Mr. Cohen's store and bought a lot of things at a 20% discount.
An hour later, carrying large and small gifts, they finally arrived at their destination. Lin Taiping stood in the desolate suburbs, looking at the broken and tilted three-story building in front of him: "Kristine, is this where you live?"
As I imagined, Christine's home was not wealthy, and the paint falling off the walls was enough to say everything. However, although it looked very dilapidated, the living room still looked clean, comfortable and warm. A pot of daffodils on the wooden table added a bit of spring to this cold winter.
"Can this thing be eaten?" Tulu stared at the pot of daffodils very much, but looked around with curiosity on his face, "By the way, who did you say you have thirteen sisters? Why didn't I see any of them?"
"They are hiding upstairs and peeking, probably because they were scared by you." Christine smiled and raised her head, waved to the attic above, "Alice, Vivian, all come out. These uncles are my friends and will not hurt you... Boss, are you ready?"
Preparation? What preparation? Lin Taiping and Tulu looked at each other and suddenly had a very bad premonition. Just as they looked up at the attic, they suddenly took a breath of air conditioning and shouted in horror: "No!"
It was too late. With the sound of footsteps like drums, a large group of little loli in white nightgowns rushed down the stairs with red faces and cheering excitedly, instantly submerged the entire living room. Then... well, then, the poor Lin Taiping and the Niutou people were completely tragic.
Perhaps they believed in their sister's words. These little loli were not afraid of the taurens at all. Some hugged Tulu's thighs and died. Some climbed onto Tulu's back and shouted at the harp, some tried to pull Tulu's horns. Even the taurens behind were not spared, and all turned into their new toys.
As for Lin Taiping, poor Lin Taiping, he is now surrounded by five or six little loli, chattering and making various questions. Among them, the cutest blond little lolivian kept pulling his trousers legs, widened his big black and white eyes, and asked in a slight voice: "Uncle, why did my sister call you boss, are you very old?"
Help! Help! Help! Lin Taiping burst into tears, especially when he heard the uncle's name, he was so sad and angry that he burst into tears. Now he finally realized that no matter how cute the little loli was, once the quantity reached a qualitative change, it would become so terrible.
"Boss, please take it yourself. It seems that Vivian likes you very much." Christine looked at him with sympathy, then turned her head gloatingly and began to take out one thing after another from the bag, as if Santa was giving away gifts-
"Well, let me take a look, Nancy, this is the tooth-molding cookies I bought for you. Open your mouth obediently and let me see how many teeth you have now, say..."
"Alice, I have prepared a large piece of ham meat for you. How about I make ham fried rice for you tonight? Add two eggs and there is a small cake after the meal. Are you satisfied?"
"By the way, Vivian, this is your favorite doll, take it for fun, listen, don't bake it on the fire anymore. It's not a fire magician. It doesn't work, it doesn't work, it doesn't work even if it's put in the water."
In this way, the fierce and cruel beauty in the past now has a gentle smile, talking to every sister patiently, and touching their little heads from time to time, helping to organize their messy clothes, and feeding a few youngest children... Well, don't get me wrong, it's feeding milk.
Lin Taiping hugged Vivian who was still asking questions constantly, and looked at him helplessly. He suddenly felt that he admired Christine very much. While he had to work hard for his livelihood, he also had to take care of a large group of ignorant sisters. He couldn't survive this kind of life for a day, but Christine had actually passed several years and seemed to have to continue.
Think about it, the once carefree aristocratic girl did not fall down fragilely and helplessly after her family experienced a drastic change. Instead, she gave up her leisurely afternoon tea and dance, took off her gorgeous costumes and beautiful jewelry, and began to fight hard to support her family like the most ordinary servant of the lower class, and even risked her life and death.
However, she really did a good job. Even the picky people must admit this. For some reason, at this moment, in such chaos and noise, Lin Taiping suddenly felt that he had a very warm and warm feeling of family, and all this seemed to be the change brought by Christine?
"Maybe, I should consider giving her a raise..." He sighed softly, and he couldn't help but look up at Christine who was still busy-
Under the dim candlelight, she gently held the golden hair on her temples, her white cheeks looked so beautiful, filled with a satisfying smile from the heart. For a few seconds, Lin Taiping even felt that she seemed to have seen the white wings behind her and the warm aperture above her head...
But soon, the facts told him that everything just now was an illusion, because after Christine had distributed the gift, she immediately ran away irresponsibly: "Boss, please take care of them. I'll go cook dinner now. What do you want to eat?"
Meow! Lin Taiping staggered and almost fell to the ground. Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
But the problem is that whether he wants it or not, Christine has already flashed directly, so a few seconds later, the attention of more than a dozen little loli immediately focused on him, and what is even more shameless is that Tulu and the others actually slipped away without any loyalty.
What can I say? Lin Taiping couldn't help but shivered when he was staring at more than a dozen big watery eyes. After hesitating and struggling for a long time, he could only suggest tremblingly: "What, what, how about I tell you a story - a long time ago, in the distant Kingdom of Oz, there was a beautiful and kind princess..."
"It's the princess again?" More than a dozen little loli shook their heads in disappointment. Vivian even bit her thumb and complained, "Uncle, we have heard many princess stories. Is there anything we haven't heard of?"
"Well, a long time ago, in the distant kingdom of Oz, there was a princess who was as fat as a pig..."
"Protest, uncle, how could the princess be as fat as a pig?"
"Well, long ago, in the distant kingdom of Oz, there was a princess who was unclothed…"
In this way, after telling the little loli for two hours, Lin Taiping was exhausted and swore to the sky that if any bastard dared to tell him in the future that the little loli was the cutest creature in the world, he would definitely pick up the iron pot and rush over and smash the guy into potato cakes.
Think about it, when more than a dozen little loli are chattering around you, seven or eight hands will be raised every second to ask questions, and they are asking strange questions such as "Why didn't Snow White smash the magic mirror?" You can know how difficult this experience is.
So, two hours later, when Christine prepared a steaming table of food, Lin Taiping was already foaming at the mouth, which made him escape immediately after the meal, break through the little loli's siege and block, and rushed into the bedroom and jumped onto the soft big bed.
But the problem is that before he could fall asleep, accompanied by the sound of rapid footsteps, the closed door was suddenly kicked open!
Help! This is Lin Taiping's first reaction, but beyond his expectations, it was not the group of terrible little loli who rushed in, but Mr. Cohen, whose face was flushed and trembled all over. He seemed to have high blood pressure attacks at any time: "Lin! Dear Lin! Guess, how many orders we received tonight?"
"And, okay, let's relax." Lin Taiping quickly handed over a glass of water to prevent Mr. Cohen from being too excited and spontaneously ignited: "Let me guess, is it an order for thirty totem tattoos, or forty?"
"No, it's a total of 120 pieces!" Mr. Cohen screamed exaggeratedly, looking at Lin Taiping's eyes, as if he was looking at the messenger of the God of Wealth, "My God, one hundred and twenty totem orders mean 12,000 gold coins. This time we are going to make a fortune and make a fortune."
Well, no wonder Mr. Cohen is so ecstatic. You should know that the profits of his shops last year were only a few thousand gold coins, but the mysterious visitor from the East only spent one night and only one night to earn more than ten thousand gold coins. This is even more cost-effective than robbing a bank.
"Well, I have to remind you, it's more than one night." Lin Taiping coughed a few times and couldn't help but pour a basin of cold water. "We've just received orders now and haven't made a totem yet. And Tulu and the others can only complete two to three tattoos a day, so... I think you can talk to them and try to improve their work efficiency."
That's right! Mr. Cohen's eyes lit up and he rushed out frantically, but just before rushing down the stairs, he suddenly turned his head and asked seriously: "Dear Lin, I don't doubt your character, but I remember you said that I will get 5% of the profit as a reward, yes."
"Of course." Lin Taiping smiled and nodded, and did not forget to remind him, "In addition, I suggest you spend more time holding a banquet and find ways to invite all the nobles and celebrities. Compared with these ordinary totem tattoos that have become famous, what we prepare for those nobles and celebrities is the real huge profit."
Yes, yes, Mr. Cohen nodded desperately, and then almost jumped directly from the second floor. After a few minutes, he heard his voice ringing in the yard, so passionate that he could melt the ice and snow-
"Dear Tulu, dear Miss Lea, you look really good today, especially the pair of horns are so beautiful... That, can we talk about making totem tattoos, what, you still have to eat and sleep, don't joke, don't you think that earning gold coins is the meaning of life than boring things like sleeping?"
Chapter completed!