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Chapter 169 Ogre Chef

If one day, you are making soup happily and suddenly you see a large group of vicious guys rushing over, what would you do?

Shine! Although I don’t know what he did, seeing a large group of ogres rushing towards me like a drunken man, Lin Taiping’s first reaction was to shine directly, but the problem was that he had not yet had time to turn around...

With a loud bang, a roar suddenly broke out in another frozen wood forest behind him!

Just a few seconds later, another group of man-eating trolls with fangs roared and rushed out of this frozen wood forest. These evil creatures grinded their white fangs and rushed in like a tide. Looking at the green eyes and hungry face, it seemed that they suddenly saw a table of food after three days and three nights... Uh, it was not like, but just!

Your uncle!

There was a blockade in front and a pursuer behind. Lin Taiping was so moved that he burst into tears. He suddenly felt that his character was really weird. It was irrational, it was irrational. Our family was just preparing dinner here. Who did you offend? Is it illegal to say that making fish soup is also illegal?

It was a time to say that, and in the flash, a large group of ogres had already arrived, and the guys who rushed to the front howled wildly, waving the black machete like a windmill: "Food! Food! This little white face is my midnight snack, no one is allowed to snatch me!"

"Are you sure?" Lin Taiping sighed softly and raised the Gods' Ring leisurely, "Okay, if you persist, then..."

Shut up! You idiots who only know how to think with your stomach, stop me!

Without any warning, a fury sound like a broken gong suddenly echoed over the entire beach. In an instant, the ogres who were rushing up frantically rushed and collided in a hurry. The guys behind them had no time to stop. The rusty machete pierced forward with inertia, piercing deep into their companions' thighs, causing chaos.

And in such a strange chaos, a ferocious and ferocious figure suddenly jumped down from the frozen tree canopy, with a terrible weight of half a ton. This guy slammed on the beach fiercely. Before he could fully stand firm, he viciously waved his sharp claws and slapped the ogres around him to the ground.

"Idiots! A bunch of idiots! How many times have I said, don't scare food. Don't scare food! Damn, do you know that if the food is scared to death by us, the bile in the body will break, which will cause the muscles all over the body to become bitter, which greatly affects the taste of eating..."

I fell! Lin Taiping almost slipped when he heard this, and couldn't help but raise his head in awe, looking at the "foodie" who was publishing the cooking theory-

There is no doubt that the guy who is discussing the taste of human flesh is also a vicious ogre, and he is even more ferocious than ordinary ogres. Its miserable green body is almost three meters high, and its scarlet and wide open bloody eyes are like two lanterns. The ten-centimeter-long white fangs are completely exposed to the air, and the gaps between the teeth are covered with dark red blood.

Of course, this is not the most eye-catching thing. What is really weird is that this guy is holding two rusty kitchen knives in his long and rusty claws... Yes, they are indeed two black kitchen knives. They are dozens of times larger than ordinary kitchen knives. The blades covered with gaps are covered with blood. They trembled gently in the cold wind, making a whimpering sound of ghosts and wolves howling, which makes people feel creepy when they hear it!

"Your Excellency is... Giant Teeth?" After a few seconds of shock, Lin Taiping looked at the newly appeared ogre leader, and suddenly the pirate leader Miranda described suddenly sounded.

"Food, do you actually know me?" The ogre leader opened his white fangs and showed a hideous smile that was enough to scare ordinary people to death. "It's interesting, it seems that my evil reputation has spread throughout the chaotic sea. Even I have heard of this kind of weak food?"

That's right, that's right, a large group of ogres raised their claws and bent down to worship, saying that you have long been famous for being a clan leader. Even a look of your eyes can kill powerful warriors. Needless to say, this fragile little face must admire your frightened reputation and took the initiative to come to you for a midnight snack. Otherwise, why would he bring even kitchen utensils?

"It makes sense, I even brought the seasoning." Lin Taiping couldn't help but complain, but he smiled and looked up at the ogre leader opposite, "Then, the leader of the giant teeth, right? Please allow me to introduce myself, I am..."

"Stop talking!" Giant teeth were not interested in listening at all, and directly waved their claws fiercely, "Food, I don't care what your origin is, and why it appears here. I just want to ask you one question - Listen, do you like to be grilled or stewed with soup?"

The good question, Lin Taiping was speechless. Suddenly, he felt that the two choices were really entangled, but he didn't need to worry for long, because after just a few seconds, Giant Teeth snapped his fingers impatiently. The ogres next to him were very sensible, and immediately turned into a white chef hat full of oil and handed it up respectfully.

Very good, Giant Ya nodded with satisfaction, and while wearing a chef's hat with a serious face, he lifted up two huge black machetes and looked at Lin Taiping with longing: "Well, let me think about it, your head has good flesh and can be used to stew soup. The muscles on the left arm are very well organized, which is very suitable for slices and barbecue. As for the most delicious heart, if it is not matched with mushroom soup, it is simply a crime..."

So, so, this cruel guy talked endlessly and splashed all over the place. In just a few minutes, Lin Taiping was broken down into several dishes. To be honest, excluding the premise of human flesh, looking at its excited face and green eyes, it looked like a chef obsessed with cooking. He encountered a table of the most expensive and top-notch ingredients, and was so excited that he was almost unable to control himself.

Looking at the ogres around me, I was already intoxicated by hearing this, and I was trying hard to wipe my saliva. A few guys who were so hungry that they were thundering were even more excited. I wished I could cook soup, wash dishes and prepare ingredients now, and put this little white-faced into the pot and eat it as a midnight snack.

Well, how much do you love cooking and have a special liking for human meat ingredients?

What can I say? Lin Taiping was speechless and looked at the sky. Somehow, he suddenly remembered Tulu, far away in the waters of the Cape. Yes, if the foodie with four stomachs came to the Ice and Fire Islands, he would definitely become good friends with this giant tooth leader. One loves to eat and the other loves to cook, and he is simply a good friend who is covered with a quilt.
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