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Chapter 105 The miracle of the dark food stalls in Longhu Mountain

Just drank a bowl of inexplicable soup. Instein, who was so stupid that he couldn't even fix the zipper, suddenly became a very smart genius. In just a moment, it broke the entire magic portal into pieces and began to recombine it in an orderly manner.

This is OK? Everyone was stunned by the sight of the chicken. Christine was strangled in disbelief. Tulu stuffed her entire hooves into her mouth. As for the completely dull pig-headed monsters around her, they stared at the pig's eyes in a daze.

Seeing the undead! Why did the pig Instein, who was originally not much smarter than Tulu, suddenly became extremely smart, just like... it was like... it was like... it was like it was blessed by the goddess of wisdom?

The next moment, Ye Ge suddenly rushes up with gritted teeth, grabs Lin Taiping's neck and shakes desperately: "The God of Darkness is above, why is this happening? Why is this happening? Lin, tell me, what did you do?"

"Nothing, it's really nothing." Lin Taiping was so dizzy that he was shaken and explained honestly, "I just made a deal with the gods, and used all the magic crystals to exchange for the blessing of the goddess of wisdom, and attached a primary wisdom enlightenment technique to this pot of soup. So after drinking the soup, any creature can greatly improve his wisdom within ten days... Ahem, I said that, do you believe it?"

If you believe you, you will see the dead! Everyone rolled their eyes desperately, and Ye Ge was so angry that his ears were smoking: "Nobody, do you think the gods are your relatives? Tell me quickly, how did you do it?"

Well, no one believes it nowadays!

Lin Taiping sighed helplessly and could only cough a few times seriously: "Okay, since you don't believe it, then I can only tell the truth - in fact, my true identity is the 32nd generation successor of the dark food stall of the Dongfang Longhu Mountain!"

Very very powerful, at this moment, Master Zhang burst into tears, and the street food stalls were also burst into tears!

Christine and the others did not burst into tears, but their minds were full of question marks. What does the so-called successor of the 32nd generation of the dark food stall in Longhu Mountain have to do with the improvement of wisdom in front of them?

"Of course it's related." Lin Taiping tidied up his collar with a serious face, and a dark light radiant behind him. "Our mysterious and distant genre completely combines cooking skills and magic to make food with magic."

This is simply nonsense, but the problem is that Christine and Tulu actually believed it, and Ye Ge even raised his sharp ears in awe: "Wait, that is to say, the soup you made has a very magical magic that can greatly improve your wisdom after drinking it?"

Incredible, really incredible. Is it an incredible miracle that cooking is like an ordinary thing in the mysterious East? Cooking and cooking actually has magical effects similar to alchemy potions.

"What's there to be surprised?" Lin Taiping clasped his collar seriously. "In my hometown, cooking and food are full of mystery. Have you ever seen kidney stones being able to drink milk while drinking? Well, what is kidney stone? This is difficult to explain. If you have to explain it, you can think of it as an expensive magic core."

OK. I know what he is talking nonsense, but imagined those incredible scenes and witnessed the magical performance of Instein, the Pig. Christine and the others were really in awe, and even made up their minds to travel to the mysterious East when they had the chance to taste the legendary mysterious East food.

"No problem, I will treat you with melamine and plasticizers." Lin Taiping expressed a warm welcome and did not forget to add, "As for this soup, as you have seen, it can directly stimulate the cerebral cortex of organisms, open up the Ren and Du meridians in an instant, and promote the formation of nuclear fusion of plasma... Well, can you understand what I say?"

It's a hell to understand! Christine and the others shook their heads neatly, but it doesn't matter whether they understand or not, because the facts are right in front of them. Instein, who had drunk the bowl of soup, has indeed become extremely smart.

In fact, for the past decade, Zhu Instein has been carefully studying the alchemy books left by his ancestors, and he can almost memorize the principles of alchemy. However, due to the defects in wisdom, his understanding always has various errors in his understanding, so that the things he invented have been wrong.

But now, when wisdom has been greatly improved, the pig-headed monster leader really seems to have been enlightened and immediately understood most of the theoretical knowledge in the book of Alchemy. Although this understanding will make some mistakes from time to time, it has improved a lot compared to before.

So, at this moment, Zhu Instein repaired the magic portal in a few minutes with the dilapidated tools and materials in the experiment, and shouted proudly: "Wow, I am indeed a genius, I am indeed the greatest evil genius in history!"

Well, looking at its smug look, Christine and the others really wanted to be respectful. Tulu was so envious that his eyes were red with jealousy. He couldn't help but approach Lin Taiping, and opened his eyes pitifully: "Lin, it's not fair, this is not fair, why is only that pig able to enjoy dark food or something?"

"Are you planning to be smart too?" Lin Taiping smiled and looked at Tulu, who was eager to nodding desperately, "Okay, I have no objection, but the problem is... what's the use of something like wisdom?"

Yes, Tulu was stunned for a moment, and suddenly she was no longer interested. As the great leader of the Taurus tribe, what is the use of such things as wisdom? It cannot be eaten or eaten by people. It is better to give me eight stomachs directly.

So the next moment, Tulu immediately put aside some wisdom and rushed directly to the magic portal, and couldn't wait to grab the door handle: "You moo, when it comes to eating, I'm a little hungry again, so what are you waiting for, we'll..."

"Wait, don't worry." Lin Taiping held Tulu's hooves and said as if nothing had happened. "Since the magic portal has been repaired, we can leave here at any time, but the problem now is, do you really plan to leave like this?"

Otherwise? Tulu opened his eyes wide open in a fool's mind, not understanding what he was waiting for if he didn't leave now. Should he stay and say goodbye to the pirates enthusiastically?

"That's right, those guys have been chasing us all day long. Shouldn't we give us a gift?" Lin Taiping smiled and showed his eight white teeth, but turned his head leisurely to look at the hall. "And don't forget, another purpose of our coming here, are you not planning to find the treasure of the Dark Dynasty... Hey hey, I haven't finished it yet!"

Is it necessary for him to say? Tulu immediately screamed and burst into the room closest to him. Christine and Ye Ge followed closely behind, looking for their own targets based on the female intuition. Even if you use your heels to think about it, you will know that there must be many precious magic props in this laboratory, so that fools can let it go so easily.

In the blink of an eye, the chaotic hall became empty. Lin Taiping shook his head speechlessly, praying that Tulu and his friends were not so black, and turned to look at Pig Instein, who was still praising himself.

After the latter repaired the magic portal, he now rushed towards the spider puppet with unsatisfactory desire. In just a few minutes, it removed dozens of magic gun barrels from the spider puppet: "Damn it! Those damn pirates dared to blow up my great invention. I swear with my smartest head in the world. They must pay the heaviest price!"

Well, for some reason, Lin Taiping suddenly felt that the clown was in trouble, so he followed the principle of putting in trouble. He asked enthusiastically, "Hehe, is there anything I can help?"

"Yes, of course, there are." Zhu Instein replied without raising his head. "I need help, enough helpers, just give me a dozen or so smart helpers who are half as smart as me. I can create the most evil and terrifying inventions, which will make those pirates kneel in front of me and tremble."

Want a helper? Let's say it earlier!

Lin Taiping touched his chin happily, spooned a bowl of black soup from the iron pot, and waved to the dumb pig head monsters over there: "Guys, since you have followed Pig Instein for so long, you have read that alchemy book more or less. The question now is, is anyone planning to become like it..."

Is it necessary to say? A large group of pig-headed monsters had long been envious and red in their eyes, and rushed up like a swarm. Under Lin Taiping's command, they lined up neatly, spooned up a bowl of black soup in order, and poured it into their mouths with that sacred and pious expression.

A few seconds later, these guys shone with the light of wisdom and rushed to the spider puppet with a strange cry. Zhu Instein tried hard to repair while sweating, while not forgetting to command with his hands and feet, and from time to time he had to correct his stupid mistakes—

"Idiot, I want you to bring the Misinian over. What did you bring? How could this thing look like Misinian?"

"Start up, time is life. Put the magic furnace on me, remember to tighten the screws, and then according to Reedmos' third law, the energy of the fire element can form a perfect magic vortex."

"What? You said that this magic pattern is not complete enough? No problem, let me solve it. As the most evil and greatest genius science mentor in history, a magic pattern is not a problem at all."

In this way, under Lin Taiping's gaze, Pig Instein took its pig-headed monsters to the fanatical invention. This guy was even in a busy work, and was in a mood to hold a golden hat and point out his hooves full of wisdom: "Knowledge, knowledge is power. Give me a stick and I can support the entire Contans..."

Bang! Before it could finish speaking, Tulu rushed out of the nearest secret room, carrying a heavy box as heavy as a mountain on his shoulder, his face full of fanaticism and red light: "Lin, guess what I found in the secret room, a whole box of magic crystals is a whole box!"

Before he finished speaking, Christine rushed out excitedly, holding a bunch of colorful scrolls shining with light in her hand: "Boss, I found it too. I found a lot of high-end scrolls. Even if we can't use it, it will be enough for us to buy a large warship!"

"Very good, I'm missing this." This is the second good news today. Lin Taiping immediately requisitioned with satisfaction. "Continue, continue, don't let go of any corner. I'm looking forward to Mr. Clown rushing in and seeing the expression of vomiting blood without even a magic crystal on the ground."

"Yes, that guy will definitely vomit blood." Almost at the same time, Ye Ge suddenly appeared behind him.

Under the dim candlelight, this beautiful and charming dark elf beauty was so happy that her face was blushing and her waist was trembling. The lazy and delicate laughter like a silver bell was filled with indescribable satisfaction—

"Dear, guess what I found...I bet that when our child grows up, we will be proud of her mother's keen vision." (To be continued...)
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