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Chapter 1 Crossing through and encountering a group of cows

In this world, a person's name is usually inversely proportional to his experience. Those who are called wealthy are basically poor, while those who are called beautiful can usually scare people to death. However, those who are called Taiping have never been safe in this life...

So, this explains very well why Lin Taiping had inexplicably traveled through time just after completing the resignation procedures, and suddenly there was a strange language in his mind.

Three minutes later, on the desolate island surrounded by blue waves, he looked up at the snow dancing all over the sky, and finally confirmed a bad news and a worse news-

The bad news is that he is standing in a bamboo forest, tied up like a Dragon Boat Festival rice dumpling, and if he doesn't find a way to keep warm, he will soon turn into a human-shaped Hagdas.

The worse news is that just less than ten centimeters away from him, dozens of burly stubborn taurens with vicious faces were rushing to search his backpack excitedly. The green light that emerged from the bull's eyes made people suspect that they had mad cow disease.

"Taurus? Dark Race?" Lin Taiping suddenly felt like tears were flowing. He could now be sure that even though he had traveled through time, his character was still as strong as ever.

However, just for a moment, the rough nerves that had been trained after encountering various troubles over the years immediately calmed down.

OK OK, since you can even meet a large group of robbers when you go to the bank to withdraw money, even if you meet a group of taurens who love to rob, it doesn’t seem so difficult to accept. At most, you can just play the live version of World of Warcraft, but you can’t just explode the equipment.

In fact, as he saw in the Warcraft game, these taurens were all as burly as a hill, ferocious and ferocious bull heads, sharp long horns as sharp as swords, muscular upper body, coupled with thick totem stone pillars, and the white air that was gushing out fiercely in their nostrils...

What's worse, these guys seemed to have been hungry for a long time, so no matter what they found from their backpacks, they stuffed them into their mouths without caring about it, their mobile phone, wallet, folder, and laptops, and even the parallel version of IPHONE4 were eaten by the Taurus Chief named Tulu.

"Bao, babe, babe, it's not delicious at all!" But after chewing a few times, the Chief Tulu frowned and vomited out a few mobile phone parts in depressed mood. "I'll just say, why is there only half an apple on this thing? It must be someone who has eaten it before, and they all feel it's so hard that it can't be swallowed."

Very very powerful. At this moment, Mr. Jobs's Spirit in Heaven was bursting into tears.

In fact, Lin Taiping was already in tears, especially when he saw that the group of taurens had chewed their entire backpack and suddenly turned their heads and looked over neatly.

"Uh..." Lin Taiping couldn't help but shivered when he was seen: "Then what, Lao Jia asked, are you relatives to the ogres?"

"Bao, you are relatives with the ogres, and your whole family is relatives with the ogres." As if he was insulted, Tulu immediately squirted white breath in anger, "Human, do you think our great Taurus clan is a low-level creature like the ogres? We are just thinking..."

I don't need to say anything about what I was thinking, because dozens of taurens had already stared at his jeans together, and when they looked at the posture of swallowing their saliva, they would rush over at any time.

"Wait!" Lin Taiping couldn't help but yell, even though his heart was trembling wildly, "You can't eat this, this is my last one... I mean, if you want to find something to eat, I'm happy to help!"

Thanks to this last sentence, the bull-headed people who had already charged collectively suddenly braked suddenly. Tulu opened his eyes wide with a strange face, as if he heard an incredible word: "Human, you just said, can you help us find food?"

"That's right!" In order to prevent himself from becoming a light pig, Lin Taiping could only nod his head desperately, "Give me a few minutes, I can find a lot of food to ensure that all of you eat until they hiccup."

Really? Dozens of taurens swallowed neatly, but couldn't help looking at each other. Ummm, it sounds very good, but with this seemingly ordinary human in front of you, can you really find any food?

You know, it is the cold winter now, and the island area is too desolate. Everything you can eat has been eaten, and even what you can't eat has been eaten. In this case, it is a miracle to find a small piece of bread, let alone find enough food.

"Try it, you won't lose anyway." Lin Taiping replied seriously, and did not forget to add, "Besides, will the great and brave Taurus clan be afraid that a human will hurt you?"

"That's!" Tulu immediately raised his chest proudly, and his horns were emitting golden light. "Our great and brave Taurus clan has never been afraid of humans, of course, except for the annoying magicians."

As he said this, it proudly waved its hooves and easily pulled the rope. However, to be on the safe side, several taurens were still pressed against Lin Taiping, fearing that he would suddenly do something strange.

"Anla, I like the Taurus very much, especially when the copy attracts hatred value." Lin Taiping said casually, while moving his numb wrists, he looked at the surrounding environment.

As he saw, this snowy island was particularly desolate, surrounded by desolate fields. Only the bamboo forest he is now in seems lush and lush even in winter. Hundreds of bamboos rustled in the sea breeze, and bamboo leaves fell from time to time.

So, although it is claimed to help the Tempter find food, there is really nothing here. The nearby sea is so quiet that no fish are seen. In the wilderness, there is only this bamboo forest... Hum? Bamboo forest?

It seemed that he had thought of something. He touched his chin thoughtfully and circled around the bamboo forest for a few times. The bamboo forest grew very well, and now it happened to be winter. If you say this...

"I've eaten it, this thing is so unpalatable." Seeing him circling around the bamboo, Tulu couldn't help but sigh, "The bamboo joints are so hard that they chew off their teeth, and the leaves are also bitter. They taste like eating paper. To be honest, I would rather eat paper."

Recalling the unbearable experience of eating bamboo, a large group of taurens felt that their stomachs were intoxicated. The God of Darkness was above. If this human dared to say eating bamboo, we would definitely beat him into a pig's head.

"Okay, I won't ask you to eat bamboo." Lin Taiping picked up a narrow flat stone, squatted down next to a large bamboo, and began to dig a hole.

He was completely speechless, dozens of taurens looked at each other, and Tulu couldn't help but open his eyes wide. The God of Darkness is on top. What is this human being doing? Are you planning to dig a lot of earthworms... Well, to be honest, that thing doesn't taste very good.

Amid their murmurs, Lin Taiping was already sweating profusely, and he dug up almost within a few meters. Unfortunately, even though the bamboo was dug up, the pit was nothing but earthworms and soil.

"No?" After rubbing his numb legs, he changed into another place and began to continue his own digging career. However, the facts proved that his character was still very bad, and this time he had no earthworms.

"Human, what are you doing?" Tulu finally couldn't stand it anymore and vomited white breath with a little angrily, "Listen, if you dare to fool us, we will use the pit you dug to bury you!"

"All, okay." Lin Taiping waved his hand without looking back, and changed his place to continue digging again. "Give me some more time, meow, I won't believe it. Could it be that my character is so bad...uh?"

With a bang, he was halfway through the complaint, and the stone seemed to hit something. He couldn't help but be slightly stunned. When he saw the yellowish brown faintly visible in the soil, he immediately let out a low cry with ecstasy face, and digging desperately like a chicken blood.

After a moment, the thing hidden in the soil was finally completely exposed to the air. Dozens of taurens looked curious and couldn't help but stretch their necks together, staring at the unknown object together in a daze-

Under the shell full of yellow mud, it seems to be wrapped in a conical plant part, and there is a layer of yellow-brown shell outside, which looks at least a few dozen kilograms... Wait, is this the legendary food?

"That's right, this is called winter bamboo shoots." Lin Taiping hugged the winter bamboo shoots tightly, and he was urged to kiss them. "This is a delicious food produced in the bamboo forest. Just put it in the fire first, then remove the shell and cut it into thin slices, and you can..."

Crack! It's still introduced here that Tulu had already snatched the winter bamboo shoots over there, and he didn't even wipe the yellow mud clean, and even bite the shells in one bite.

But the next moment, after just a few bites, the guy suddenly trembled with convulsions, as if he had been stepped on by a hundred rhinos: "Bao, this thing is simply too unpalatable... Damn it! Humans, are you playing tricks on us?"

In an instant, dozens of taurens suddenly became angry, and the muscular cow's hooves were clattering. Dayou rushed up to beat the human being in a paralysis when the clan leader gave the order.

What can you say? Lin Taiping wiped his head full of cold sweat, and could only spread his hands innocently: "Please, I just said that this thing can only be eaten after it is cooked. You don't listen to me."

"Ahem, that's it..." Dozens of taurens looked at each other and blushed a little. Only Tulu still stared at the bull's eyes half-believingly: "So, as long as you cook this, you will definitely be able to eat it?"

"Absolutely, and the taste will be very good." Lin Taiping raised the corners of his mouth with a smile, revealing eight snow-white and shiny teeth.

"Really?" Tulu stared at the bull's eyes again, as if I was going to kill you with my eyes.

"Really!" Lin Taiping nodded with certainty in his eyes, "However, there is still a problem now. I still lack kitchen knife kitchen utensils and seasonings...uh?"

With a bang, before he could finish speaking, Tulu had already screamed strangely, waved the totem stone pillar excitedly, rushed out like chicken blood, and could hear its roar along the way: "Cooking knife! Big pot! Seasoning!"

Very very powerful. Looking at the bamboo forest that was directly overthrown and trampled down, and looking at the back of the smoke and dust, Lin Taiping could only look up speechlessly at the sky--
Chapter completed!
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