Chapter 6: Silly Tongues (Part 2)
Chapter 6: The Skillful Tongue (Part 2)
Zhang Jiafu just now mocked Li Longji for not studying, but in just a few moments, he was given back by Li Longji's original intention and even scolded him for reading it into the dog's belly.
This is a slap in the face!
A loud slap!
Zhang Jiafu felt his face burning, as if he had been slapped several times in the face.
"Relieve the breath! Relieve the breath!" Li Dan saw Zhang Jiafu's Guan Gong face in his eyes, and felt that he was very relieved.
Zhang Jiafu is one of Wu Chengsi's confidants. He bullies Li Dan a lot on weekdays. Li Dan's hatred for him is like a surging river, endless. He naturally feels comfortable to see Zhang Jiafu embarrassed.
"..." Wu Chengsi opened his mouth, trying to relieve Zhang Jiafu, but he couldn't find any words.
Wu Chengsi did not have any decent talents, nor did he have any achievements. He could have the status he is today because he is Wu Zetian's nephew, and he only has the same ability: flatter Wu Zetian!
When it comes to adapting to the situation, he really doesn't think enough.
"Your Majesty, do you eat alfalfa?" Li Longji turned his head and asked at Wu Zetian.
"What are you asking?" Wu Zetian was stunned.
"That's what Your Majesty will not eat?" Li Longji pointed at Zhang Jiafu, raised his throat and shouted: "Your Majesty, this person is lying and cheating on Your Majesty, and he should be killed!"
"I didn't deceive Your Majesty." Zhang Jiafu hurriedly defended.
"You said you didn't deceive Your Majesty?" Li Longji rolled his eyes, and his light was cold and he shouted: "You have just said that anyone who doesn't eat alfalfa, and your Majesty won't eat it. Are you cheating Your Majesty?"
"This..." Zhang Jiafu said this just now, and was speechless for a moment.
"Longji, don't be fooled." Wu Zetian was unwilling to punish Zhang Jiafu for this matter, so she excused him, and said, "I have eaten it, and Zhang Aiqing didn't lie."
"Thank you Your Majesty! Thank you Your Majesty!" Zhang Jiafu hurriedly knelt on the ground, kowtowed to Wu Zetian and burst into tears of gratitude.
Wu Zetian is good at winning people's hearts, and it is true that she won Zhang Jiafu's gratitude with just one word. Li Longji nodded slightly and praised Wu Zetian's method.
"Your Majesty, he deserves to kill!" However, Li Longji said in a surprising way.
"Yes." Wu Zetian was stunned, not understanding his intention.
Wu Zetian personally confirmed that she had eaten alfalfa and that Zhang Jiafu did not lie. Why should she be killed again?
What kind of bastard is this?
"Li Longji, don't mess around." Wu Chengsi finally found a chance and shouted.
"Your Majesty, according to his wishes, alfalfa is only worthy of horses, and people cannot eat it. Your Majesty is just to defame Your Majesty. Do you think he should be killed?" Li Longji directly ignored Wu Chengsi and made a statement, saying, "He was killed by the whole family! Kill the nine clans!"
"Your Majesty..." Zhang Jiafu's face changed drastically, his knees softened, and he knelt on the ground, his body trembling as if he was swaying.
Wu Zetian killed many people in the Tang Dynasty. In order to eliminate those who supported Li Tang, she once adopted the "report and news".
What is the storm? It is to catch the wind and shadow.
Although Li Longji's words were a bit far-fetched, it was not impossible. How could Zhang Jiafu not be afraid?
"This..." Everyone's eyes widened and stunned.
Li Longji is too irrelevant, right? However, there is some reason. It is also possible that Wu Zetian really wants to cure Zhang Jiafu's crime.
"Puchi." Wu Zetian suddenly laughed, like a hundred flowers blooming, and it was so beautiful.
"This child." Wu Zetian pointed at Li Longji, and a glimmer of praise flashed in his eyes.
Needless to say, Wu Zetian's shrewdness is not a small number of people who were killed by her. Like Zhang Sun Wuji and Chu Suiliang, these two were the important officials of Emperor Taizong of Tang, and they were even more heroes who followed Emperor Taizong of Tang to conquer the world and ranked among the "Lingyan Pavilion", but were killed by Wu Zetian. This shows how great Wu Zetian's shrewdness is.
However, she was surrounded by Li Longji, and she felt a little fresh.
Li Longji was so scheming that she was so scheming that she walked around and admired her again.
Seeing Wu Zetian's expression in his eyes, Wu Chengsi thought to himself that it was going to be bad, and hurriedly shook Wang Qingzhi's eyes.
Wang Qingzhi understood what he meant and hurriedly said, "Your Majesty, Li Longji is yelling, eating both alfalfa, cattle and horses, but he doesn't eat artemisia annua, but he eats it. Such a humble thing has lost all the royal face. He is also full of lies and deceives His Majesty, saying it is a magical medicine, and it should be punished heavily and will never be forgiven."
Speaking of this, he was even more passionate, as if Li Longji's eating Artemisia annua was the most shameful thing in the world.
"Yes." Wu Zetian raised his eyebrows and was about to speak.
Li Longji got the ball and said, "According to what you said, if you don't eat cattle, you can't be used as medicine. I ask you, do you take ginger?"
"Jing?" Wang Qingzhi was stunned, then pulled the corner of his mouth and sneered: "Ginger is a good food, who doesn't eat it?"
"Does the cow eat ginger?" Li Longji asked in a scattered manner.
"..." Wang Qingzhi's face changed drastically, his mouth was wide open, and he could stuff a piece of shit into it.
"Have you ever seen a cow that eats ginger?" Li Longji pursued him relentlessly and asked.
"..." A cold sweat broke out on Wang Qingzhi's forehead.
Ginger can be used for cooking and can be used as medicine. If you catch a cold, boil a bowl of ginger soup and sweat, it will be fine.
However, the ginger is too spicy and the beef will definitely not be eaten.
This is something that everyone knows. When Li Longji asked, can Wang Qingzhi not be mute?
"It can be seen from this that what cows don't eat may not be used as medicine." Li Longji concluded with a loud voice.
"Yes." Wu Zetian nodded slightly, indicating approval.
Jiang is a living example, no one can refute it, and Wu Zetian's face looks better.
"This is also true?" Li Dan was a little stunned.
As Li Dan thought, this matter was unsolvable, and he would definitely be punished, but he did not expect that after Li Longji's words, he would have a great potential to resolve it.
"Even if Artemisia annua can be used as medicine, it is not a magical medicine. You are so brave, you are just talking nonsense and telling a huge lie in front of His Majesty, and you should punish him a lot." Wu Chengsi absolutely did not want to miss this opportunity.
Li Longji gave Wu Chengsi a blank look, shook his head again, with a look of contempt.
"This Wu Chengsi is a fool. At this point, he still doesn't let go. With this little ability, no wonder Wu Zetian did not make him the crown prince in the end." Li Longji looked down on Wu Chengsi very much.
Birds of birds gather together, and birds are divided into flocks. Wu Chengsi has incompetent minions like Zhang Jiafu and Wang Qingzhi, so he is not much better.
"Artemisia annua is very smelly. It is a weed among weeds. Even cattle are not eaten. You know and I know this. How can I not know what everyone in the world knows? Does Your Majesty know why I want to eat Artemisia annua?" Li Longji asked Wu Zetian.
"Why?" As Li Longji said, Artemisia annua is a weed among weeds. The cattle do not know it. It is known to everyone in the world. Li Longji actually ate Artemisia annua. Wu Zetian was really curious about this.
Not only Wu Zetian was curious, but who was not curious about the ministers here? They all stared at Li Longji with their eyes wide open.
Li Dan also raised his head and stared at Li Longji. He couldn't understand why it was so good, but Li Longji wanted to take Artemisia annua.
"That was a dream I had. In the dream, a god with white hair and beard gave me magic medicine to cure my illness." Li Longji looked pious, as if a believer had seen a saint, and said, "After I woke up, I searched in the Eastern Palace and found that Artemisia annua was exactly the same as the magic medicine, so I took it and took it."
"Li Longji thanked the gods for giving me magic medicine!" Li Longji clasped his fists with his hands, looked at the sky and looked grateful and tears.
"Take it serious?" A sound of surprise rang out.
Li Longji really has the potential to be a charlatan. After his pretending performance, it really makes people dare not disbelieve it.
Even Wu Zetian looked surprised.
"Impossible!" At this moment, a sharp shout sounded, from Wu Chengsi's mouth.
The magical thing is nothingness and ethereal, and many people believe it, and Wu Zetian might believe it. By then, he would be unable to deal with Li Dan, so he naturally wanted to expose Li Longji's lies.
"This is a dream that God and man have sent to me, it's true!" Li Longji affirmed, without any doubt.
"Your Majesty, how could this happen?" Wu Chengsi quickly retorted.
"You really have no gods?" Li Longji rolled his eyes and a cunning look flashed through his eyes.
"Definitely not!" Wu Chengsi blurted out without thinking.
"Wu Chengsi, Wu Chengsi, you are so brave!" Li Longji's eyes widened, pointed at his nose, shouted loudly, and said, "You dare to say that the matter of God's gift of His Majesty's treasure map is fake! You have bad intentions! You are slandering the Great Zhou! You are sinister and want to subvert the Great Zhou! You are the whole family and killing you! You should kill your nine clans!"
Chapter completed!