Chapter 55: I Hate the King of Chu(1/2)
Chapter 55 I hate King Chu
"My teeth."
"My teeth."
Screams came one after another, and many people spit out sand from their mouths, each with pain on their faces.
Gao Lishi saw it, split the corner of his mouth, glanced at Li Longji, and said in his heart: "The King of Chu is so cruel!"
"King of Chu, these cakes mixed with sand should be used as military law. I also ask the King of Chu to marching."
"That's right! They must be corrupt. King Chu, this matter cannot be forgiven."
The soldiers all complained to Li Longji with anger on their faces.
"Puchi." Gao Lishi saw it and could no longer hold it back. He laughed out loud and said in his heart: "This is what the King of Chu means. You complain to the King of Chu, this is too ugly."
"You all know that this is what I mean." Li Longji smiled and said with a smile.
"What? What?" The soldiers were shocked, with an expression of seeing the old sow climbing up a tree.
Li Longji was very nice to them. He didn't have the airs of a prince and was kind and looked at him. Who would have thought that this was what Li Longji meant. They thought they had something wrong with their ears.
"I heard it right?"
"It must be that I have trained too much, my ears are wrong, and I haven't heard clearly."
"That's right. The King of Chu did not do such a thing."
The soldiers could hear it clearly, but they couldn't believe it.
"You heard it right, it's what I mean." Li Longji nodded and affirmed again.
"King of Chu, how could you do such a thing? You are deducting military rations."
"King of Chu, can't you do this?"
The shock on the faces of the soldiers started to scream.
"You should thank me..." Li Longji raised his eyebrows and said in a deep voice.
"Thank you? You gave us all the sand. We still want to thank you. Is there such a reason?"
"That's right. The King of Chu obviously withdrew military rations, but he actually asked us to thank him. It's a fallacy."
There were shouts, and everyone looked angry.
Whoever encounters such a thing is angry.
"...I didn't let you find food on your own, and at least there is a cake for you to eat. You have to thank me." Li Longji's voice turned high and said, "When you arrive on the battlefield, sometimes you can't eat for a few days. By then, you have to dig grass roots and peel tree bark, which is much worse than this. You can't even stand this and don't deserve to be my guard."
"Not it? Is that miserable?"
"I don't believe it."
These people have never been to the battlefield, they don’t know much about the things on the battlefield, and they don’t really believe Li Longji’s words.
"I didn't tell you that if you have grass roots and bark, you're lucky to eat it. If you don't ask you to eat human flesh, it's good." Zhang Xiaofei's eyes were wide open, and he raised his throat and shouted, like a thunderous explosion.
"Eat human flesh?" The soldiers swallowed with difficulty, and never dared to say anything again.
They knew Zhang Xiaofei. He was born in a thousand cavalry and had experienced many battles. He would definitely not be false if he said this, so he had to believe it.
"King of Chu, can you give us some water?"
"Yes. This Hu cake is too cold. It's like eating it like swallowing ice. It's much better if you have a little hot water."
I was stunned for a moment, someone asked carefully.
"There is a river outside the city, you can go there to drink." Li Longji's answer was ruthless.
"Uh." The soldiers grinded their teeth.
I looked at Li Longji and saw that Li Longji had no intention of joking, so I had to shut up one by one.
"It doesn't matter if there is no water to drink. Isn't there snow? Eat snow." Someone's mind was spinning quickly and he bent down and wanted to catch the snow and eat it.
"Yes, isn't there snow?" The soldiers were very happy.
"Wait a minute." Li Longji flew off the horse and came to a soldier who was catching snow. He stepped on the place where the soldier had caught him, and several black and dirty footprints appeared.
"You..." The soldier was speechless and looked shocked.
"Bah! Bah!" That's not all, Li Longji spat a few more saliva at the place and said, "Okay, you can catch the snow here and eat it. I tell you that you can only catch the snow here and eat it. Violators, military law is used!"
"..." Not only was the soldier so shocked that he couldn't speak, but all the soldiers looked like they didn't recognize Li Longji.
In their impression, Li Longji had no other problems except being stricter. How could he have thought that Li Longji, who they were determined to get close to, was as terrifying as a devil. He actually asked soldiers to eat his big footprints and saliva, which was so hard to believe.
If they hadn't seen it with their own eyes, they wouldn't have believed that it was true.
"Don't listen to him. You can't eat here, just change the place." Some soldiers didn't believe in evil and bent down to catch the snow ball.
"Bang!" With the crisp sound of the whip, the horse whip in Zhang Xiaofei's hand whipped like a poisonous snake. A blood mark appeared on the soldier's wrist.
"Just eat like this, don't want to find water to drink." Zhang Xiaofei's face was gloomy, and he looked like a demon king. He shouted: "When I come to the battlefield, sometimes I want to drink water, which is a luxury. What should I do if I don't have water? Drink urine! Yes, it's just drinking urine! If you want to drink, just drink urine. I'm embarrassed to sprinkle it, I can help you!"
The soldiers were roaring like thunder, which made them stunned and stunned.
"Have you drunk?" a soldier asked tentatively.
"I have drunk human urine and horse urine." Zhang Xiaofei said with his head raised and his chest raised, as if drinking urine was not a shameful thing, but a glorious thing.
"Vomit." Someone retching.
"I went to the battlefield and had never even drunk urine. I don't deserve to be called an elite!" Zhang Xiaofei's answer was very ruthless.
"..." The soldiers were completely shocked.
"They are not hungry, they have collected the cakes." Li Longji said in a deep voice.
Gao Lishi responded and was about to come and collect the cakes.
"Mo! Don't! Let's eat!" The soldiers were afraid, so they had to grit their teeth and ate the cake with difficulty.
In this way, they were dealt with by Li Longji in different ways. Ten days passed in a blink of an eye. They became numb and obedient to Li Longji.
On that day, the soldiers gathered together, Chen Xuanli smiled and was so kind.
"There is definitely nothing good."
"Yes, whenever they have a smile on their faces, it is when we are in trouble."
The soldiers and soldiers understood Chen Xuanli and others, but there was no good bird. They saw Chen Xuanli's kind smile in their eyes, and their hearts sank.
"Do you know why I am so happy?" Chen Xuan smiled more and asked loudly, politely.
"That's because you don't have to suffer, you don't have to be frozen anymore, you don't have to be as tired as a dead dog anymore." Chen Xuanli asked and answered himself without waiting for them to ask, "The King of Chu is treating you to something delicious today."
"Really or not?"
"You're not lying, are you?"
"Can he believe his words?"
The soldiers were full of doubts.
"It's true! The King of Chu invites you to eat delicacies!" Chen Xuanli focused his head with a confident look on his face.
As a result, the soldiers dared not disbelief, and were very happy and shouted in unison: "I just said that the King of Chu loves soldiers like his sons, so there is no one who does not care about us. We have suffered so much these days, so he wants us to rest and have a good meal. Long live the King of Chu!"
"Long live the King of Chu!"
The soldiers cheered in unison.
Chen Xuanli took them to Li Longji's residence, and could smell the smell of meat from afar.
After looking closely, I saw that there was firewood in front of Li Longji's residence and roasting lamb. The lamb was golden and the meat was fragrant, making people drool.
Moreover, there are several jars of fine wine neatly arranged.
"I really invite us to eat meat and drink!" The soldiers were completely relieved, and the smiles on their faces were folded layer by layer, and their favorability towards Li Longji doubled.
"Have you seen the King of Chu!" The soldiers hurriedly greeted Li Longji, and were so kind that they were as if they had seen their ancestors.
"I feel very sorry for you these days. I have been thinking about it for a day and take a breath. It is better to let you rest for a day and take a breath. It is a way of civil and military." Li Longji nodded, with a kind smile on his face and said, "I will treat you to meat and delicacies today!"
"Delicacies from mountains and seas!" Many people swallowed their saliva.
"Go to the table!" Li Longji waved his right hand, and was extremely grand.
"Go to the table." The soldiers cheered in unison, with joy on their faces.
I saw a group of soldiers carrying cages and carrying boxes and putting them on the ground.
The cage was covered with cloth, so I couldn't see clearly what was good in it; the box was also covered, so I couldn't see clearly. The soldiers looked expectant, their eyes widened and said, "It must be delicacies!"
"It's time to start!" Li Longji nodded.
Immediately, soldiers stepped forward, uncovered the cloth, revealing the "delicious" in the cage. When the soldiers looked at it, their eyes were rounded.
There was no delicious food in the cage. It was a mouse, trembling with cold, and it was almost frozen to death.
The box was opened and there were snakes inside, frozen like popsicles, and there were earthworms that were disgusting.
To be continued...