Chapter 006 Stealing apricots out of the wall
After finally putting the two old men on the kang, Wang Zhang finally made a lot of sweat. He packed up the leftovers on the table and removed the small kang table. Only then did he feel relieved.
Seeing the two of them sleeping on the kang, one by one, Wang Zhang couldn't help but smile bitterly and shook his head and walked out.
Wang Fugui was really asleep, but Hu You didn't fall asleep. He was thinking about the story of beasts being worse than beasts. After thinking about it, he decided to choose beasts being worse than beasts. Wang Fugui was pretty good to him, and it was not appropriate to put a cuckold on him. This beast will be done in the future.
I was tired for a day today and drank a lot of alcohol just now. After making the decision, Hu You fell asleep quickly.
After Wang Zhang packed everything, he returned to the room, found a piece of cloth in the box, pulled a curtain, and separated it between Hu You and Wang Fugui, and then he put his clothes together and went to bed.
Wang Zhang usually has the habit of taking a bath before going to bed. Today, Hu You is here and thinks it is not so convenient, so he didn't take a shower. But the habit is always a habit. Today, he sweats a lot and gets tired of it, so he can't sleep.
If people can't sleep, they're so thinking. At this time, I don't know whose child suddenly cried in the middle of the night, and Wang Zhang thought of the child being in the middle of the night. She and Wang Fugui have been married for ten years, and there is no child yet. There has been a lot of sorcerers and doctors, but their stomachs are not bulging.
Although Wang Fugui didn't say anything, she was anxious! She wanted to let Wang Fugui marry another house. First, the family was too poor and could not bring out the gifts. Second, she was born as a lady and married another house. It was a good idea to get along with her. If she couldn't get along with her, she would have been angry. The most important thing is that this is in Wang Fugui, even if she married into another house, she might not be able to get things done.
After thinking about it, Wang Zhang thought of Hu You. He thought that Hu Gong was a visiting doctor. Although he was young, he seemed to have some skills. When he asked him for help tomorrow, he might have hope.
As he thought about it, Wang Zhang fell asleep.
There was nothing to say all night. When the rooster crowed, Wang Fugui got up from the kang with a gulp. Wang Zhang's wife said that she had no strength, and Hu You was not so honest in sleeping, so the cloth used as a curtain was dropped by him.
Wang Fugui got off the kang in a daze and suddenly saw a man sleeping on his kang. He was shocked. He was about to search the guy and went to beat him, but then he remembered that he had left Hu You for Ye last night. He grinned and was confused and almost beat his benefactor. He didn't call his wife, but went out wearing his clothes and grind the tofu to set up a stall. After a while, Wang Zhang also got up to help. This was a habit for many years.
After making tofu, it was dawn. After Wang Fugui asked his wife to treat Hu You well, he picked up a stall and went to the market. Wang Zhang was tired all morning and sweated again. So he returned to the room and wanted to find a piece of clothing to change.
As soon as he entered the door, Wang Zhang's face turned red. The morning was the time when the yang energy was the most abundant. Young people like Hu You who were full of energy would definitely have a unique phenomenon in the morning. Wang Zhang happened to see this phenomenon.
Wang Zhang spat, and the scene of delivering clothes last night appeared in his mind, especially those strange little snake teeth, which appeared even more clearly.
"If you put that in there... Bah, Zhang Yuhua, why are you so lewd? Don't think about these things?" Wang Zhang scolded himself in a low voice.
"So her real name is Zhang Yuhua." Hu You had woken up at this time, but he did not open his eyes. This was a little habit of him. Every time he woke up, he always liked to close his eyes and listen to the movements around him first.
This habit was developed when he was twelve years old. As for the reason, it was because that night, his master brought back a hair salon girl... At that time, he opened his eyes when he was inappropriate, finally broke up, missed a good show, and even ate a board.
As the saying goes, using history as a mirror, you can know the rise and fall of the past and not forget the mistakes of the future. From then on, Hu You fell into this habit. It is precisely because of this habit that not only allowed him to witness countless good shows, but also saved his life in the future. Of course, this is a story later.
Xiao Hu was very worried and found that someone was watching it secretly. It was very angry. The blue veins jumped up, but it kept shaking its head and cursing silently.
Wang Zhang's body was unwilling to move, so he forced her to pull her out of the room with his head. When she went out of the door, she remembered that she forgot to take the clothes. This reason was very convincing, so she went into the room again. After using the same reason three times, Wang Zhang finally successfully got the clothes she wanted, plus a pair of underwear. This little thing was not in the plan, but now it can't be taken, and it's all wet.
After confirming that Wang Zhang would not come in the fourth again, Hu You opened his eyes and sat up. In fact, he had remembered many times just now, especially when Wang Zhang came in the third time and was reluctant to leave for a long time. At that time, she was angry with Xiao Hu You and almost wanted to pinch it. Hu You wanted to wait until she bullied Xiao Hu You to stand up for Xiao Hu You. Unfortunately, Wang Zhang did not take action in the end, and Hu You did not get up because of her fear of scaring her away.
I drank too much last night. As soon as I got off the floor, Hu You felt anxious. He gently slapped Hu You, who was still angry, and cursed inwardly: "You are the ones who have done too much."
The weather was good today and the sun was also good. Hu Youweimi looked out of the room and went out of the door. Hu You went to the cottage once last night and knew that he was at the corner of the wall behind the kitchen. Hu You started and headed straight there.
The thatched cottage he used for was very simple and leaky, and the air was everywhere. Fortunately, Hu You was a big man and was not afraid of being beaten. He caught Hu You and started to let the water go. After finishing, Hu You remembered those snake teeth. The light was not good yesterday and he didn't see clearly. The light here was good, so he just gave it a physical examination.
Those snake teeth were embedded on the head of Hu You, and it was as if it were natural. Hu You touched it with his hands and felt a little like jade, warm, and he didn't see any piercing, so he felt relieved. This thing is related to the future sexual blessings. If piercing, it would be over.
Seeing the snake teeth, Hu You remembered the white snake again. He accidentally glanced at the ring in his hand and actually saw the little white snake wrapped in the ring again.
"Is it really inside? Does this ring have storage functions?"
When Hu You was in his original world, he also read a few fantasy books. He was very envious of the rings with storage functions in the book. He yelled a few times, fantasizing that if there was a ring, it would be much more convenient to go to the supermarket to steal things. He wanted to take milk and soy milk, and after taking it, he put it in the ring. Even if the security guards in the supermarket pulled them all out, they couldn't find a drop of milk, which was so good. Of course, this method was also suitable for getting bread.
Hu You was thinking about how to get the snake whip out, but suddenly, a white light flashed and the snake whip appeared in his hand, Xu Xu was like a lifetime.
"Damn." The snake whip came out so suddenly. Hu You was not prepared at all, so he threw the dead snake out of the conditioned reflex. The snake whip flew out along the hole in the toilet and just happened to be sewn into the kitchen from the eaves.
"ah......"
Wang Zhang was hiding in the kitchen to change clothes, and wiped the sweat from her body with a towel. Especially below, it was like water leakage, and the more water it was getting more and more. She was trying to fight the flood when suddenly a snake flew in and happened to hang on her body.
Wang Zhang was most afraid of snakes in his life. When he heard the word "snake", his heart was pounding. Now a snake was hanging on her body, and she screamed and fainted.
"Sister-in-law, sister-in-law, how are you doing? Answer me quickly."
When Hu You heard the screams, he knew something bad. Hearing that Wang Zhang's voice came from the kitchen, he ran over immediately. The kitchen door was closed and no one responded. Hu You started smashing the door.
How strong the kitchen door can be? Hu You just took a few slaps and then opened the door. Hu You rushed in and saw it, and was a little stunned.
Wang Zhang's eyes were closed, and on the white and delicate mat, except for a towel on his lower body and a dead snake hanging on his chest, he lay down on the ground without any inch of strands.
Hu You swallowed hard and shouted softly: "Sister-in-law, sister-in-law."
Wang Zhang did not respond at all.
"What should I do if I am from Mala Gobi? I'll sleep on the ground like this, but I have to catch a cold. I have to help me up quickly." Hu You thought to himself.
"Why should I go and call the tofu king back? No, the road is too far. It's so exhausting every time I come and go. I'd better suffer a little."
"Sister-in-law, I'm helping you. Besides, you looked at me last night, and now I look at you, everyone is equal and no one suffers. I won't forget about what you peeked in the morning."
Hu You was talking nonsense and leaning towards Wang Zhang. His thief eyes kept looking up and down at his snow-white jade body.
Hu You took the snake whip off Wang Zhang's body first. When the snake whip left, Wang Zhang's body trembled significantly. Hu You immediately knew that Wang Zhang had woken up.
"Seduction is definitely a poison to the motivated young people. The situation is very bad." Hu You made a decision about this matter in his heart.
"Brother Wang, I can't blame me for this. I'm so full of energy..."
"Sister-in-law, sister-in-law." Hu You tried to scream twice. Seeing that Wang Zhang's eyes were beating, he just didn't open his eyes, and he knew what she was thinking.
I was worse than being a beast last night. It seems that my sister-in-law is very unhappy. She wants me to be a beast.
"Sister-in-law, it's not good to lie on the ground for a long time. I'll help you go back to the room. This towel is wet, so let's not want it." Hu You held Wang Zhang against his body, gently pulled the towel, and said softly in her ear.
Wang Zhang did not make a sound, but the tightly clamped towel was secretly released. Hu You could easily pull off this last obstacle.
Hu You finally did not return to the room because of Wang Zhang's humming, which caused a full-scale war in the kitchen. The war was going on very fiercely, and the sky and the earth were dizzy and the sun and the moon were gone.
As the number one general, Xiao Hu You saw it open the road when it meets mountains and builds bridges when it encounters water. In the enemy, it goes in and out several times, killing the enemy splashing everywhere. Wang Zhang's three times of water spraying Jinshan, but he was unable to stop its progress.
The four snake-toothed young generals were not timid at the first time on the battlefield. They were closely united by the general. They dared to fight and fight against the siege of the chaotic army, and were the greatest heroes at this time.
An hour later, Hu You stood firm, but Wang Zhang was unable to fight again and called for surrender.
At this time, Wang Zhang's snow-white skin had turned pink. He held Hu You, who was still attacking, said affectionately:
"Mr. Hu, thank you for letting me taste the beauty of being a woman."
Hu You was unwilling to give up, but he still stopped and asked Hu You to stand by on the spot. He played with Wang Zhang's huge chest and said with a smile: "Brother Wang..."
Wang Zhang covered Hu You's mouth, wrapped his hands around the man's neck, and said coquettishly: "Don't mention him now. I have been married to him for ten years. He has never given me happiness. Every time, it's one, two, three, and then I go to bed. I always let me suffer until dawn."
"No wonder I said, why do I still look like new when I use it?" Hu You couldn't help but move gently again.
"Grandpa Hu, you can't move any more. The water is dry." Wang Zhang held Hu You again and begged for mercy.
Hu You's face suddenly became bitter: "Sister-in-law, you can't do this."
"I have a way." Wang Zhang said "Bu" and got up, turned around, leaned down, opened his mouth, opened his battlefield.
Hu You snorted lowly and closed his eyes to enjoy it. I have watched too many of this trick in the Japanese movies, but I really haven't had the chance to try it.
Another half an hour passed, and Wang Zhang's little mouth was a little red and swollen, but he failed to win the battle.
Just as Wang Zhang was thinking about whether there was a new route available, she suddenly heard the yard gate being photographed, which scared her to death and turned to look at Hu You.
"Is Brother Wang back?" Hu You asked nervously.
Wang Zhang shook his head and said, "It shouldn't be. I made a little too much tofu today, so it's impossible for him to come back in the afternoon."
When Hu You heard that it was not Wang Fugui, he calmed down and reached out to grab a red cherry and played with it in his hand, saying casually: "Ask who the person is."
Wang Zhang hesitated for a moment, but the door was still very slapped. He was afraid of arousing speculation from others, so he couldn't ask, "Who is shooting the door?"
"Mom Wang, I am Cuihua. My mother asked me to buy some tofu." A girl's voice came from outside the door.
Wang Zhang whispered to Hu You: "It's the youngest daughter of the Li family next door."
"How old is it?" Hu You asked.
"I'm just ten years old this year." Wang Zhang said.
When Xiao Hu You heard that when she was ten years old, she jumped angrily. It seemed that she was very dissatisfied with being disturbed by this little girl. Wang Zhang quickly grabbed it and let the five-fingered girl comfort it silently.
Hu You's mind flashed, and he thought of a very evil thought, and said in a deep voice: "Ask her how much tofu she wants."
Wang Zhang was startled when he heard this: "Grandpa Hu, you..."
"Don't worry, it's not that you want to hear." Hu Youxie smiled.
Wang Zhang was still hesitating, and Hu You immediately ordered Xiao Hu You to leave the Five Finger Girl and start attacking the main position.
Wang Zhang was attacked again and did not dare to be careless. He quickly asked in a trembling voice: "Cuihua, how much tofu do you want?"
"Two pieces of water tofu and one piece of oil tofu." The little girl replied sweetly.
"Go and get it." Hu You said in a muffled voice.
"You take it out first." Wang Zhang said with a few trembling.
"No, it's coming soon." Hu You said, helping Wang Zhang up and pushing her forward. Wang Zhang's heart beat hard, and his mind was blank. It was not until Hu You took the tofu and pushed her to the gate that she came to her senses.
"No." Wang Zhang grabbed Hu You's hand that was about to open the door.
Hu You secretly said in Wang Zhang's ear: "Don't let her come in. She won't see anything."
Wang Zhang was still hesitating, but Hu You had already opened the door a crack. She had no choice but to stuff the tofu out quickly: "Cuihua, tofu."
"I almost killed you just now." Wang Zhangshi squatted beside Hu You without retreating, helping him clean up.
The warm towel made Hu You moan for a while. It’s different for a wife, I know that she loves people.
Hu You laughed and said, "If it weren't for this, how could it be done?"
Wang Zhang pinched Xiao Hu You hard and said, "If I had known that you were so hooligan, I would not give it to you."
Hu You laughed and said, "It seems that someone seduced me."
Wang Zhang remembered her embarrassing look in the morning and didn't know where to put her face. She cursed: "I'm going to die, I'll talk nonsense again, I won't give it to you next time."
"Is it willing to bear it?" Hu You said and reached out to him again.
Wang Zhang hurriedly avoided: "Don't touch it, it's all swollen."
Chapter completed!