Chapter 001 First time in another world
In the 1118th year of Tianfeng Continent and the 38th year of the Mandala Empire, Valencia finally sat on the imperial seat that he had longed for for a long time, and accepted the worship of all officials as Mandala III.
In 1118, it was not a good year for the priests of various countries in Tianfeng Continent. The Cangwu Empire in the east experienced the largest tsunami in a thousand years in March, while the Chihe and Sebai countries in the west continued to escalate and a war was about to break out. Ningnan in the south was constantly strengthening its economic invasion plan. The Mandala Empire in the Central Plains lost their greatest founding emperor on the third day of the year - Emperor Taizu Rijkald. In February, he sent away the second emperor Ramlak...
In 1118, natural disasters continued, wars and swords rose, superstars fell, and mountains and rivers changed color. And it was also this year that a person who should not have appeared on this continent - appeared.
Our story begins in the year of Tianfeng 1118, a small town called Leping in the Mandala Empire...
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From Mala Gobi, where is this?
Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties?
Hu You opened his mouth and looked at the scene in front of him in a daze. He was stunned for a long time and could not speak.
Hu You remembered that today, as usual, he went out to sell wild medicine with his master. As soon as he caught a big fat sheep, the urban management came. We are old guerrillas, and the urban management can still catch it? With a whistle, the master and he picked up the things and ran away...
But the question is, why did you come here?
What exactly is this?
"Hey, the younger one, borrowed, borrowed..."
Hu Youzheng was in a daze when suddenly a cart passed by him. The cart was filled with pears, so afraid that it was three or four hundred kilograms. The man who pulled the cart seemed to have a bad temper and was shouting at him.
Hu You then realized that he was standing in the middle of the road, blocking the other person's road, and quickly went to the side and letting others pass. When the cart passed by, Hu You shook his sleeves and followed the other person's big pear.
This was Hu You's habitual action. He and his master made a living by selling wild medicine. Sometimes they had no business, and they often changed to stealing chickens, touching dogs, etc. Fortunately, the eight major gates of the world have some commonalities. Although Hu You was born in the "Die Gate", he also had some knowledge of other ways. In short, he was half hungry and half full, and wandered around most of China.
The Imperial Gate mainly practices medicine and sells medicine to make a living, and worships Bian Que as his ancestor. Unlike the other seven gates - Book, Fire, Wind, Jue, Yao, Shock, and Piao, all of them are deceitful. The Imperial Gate still has some real skills. It belongs to the real ones, and there are real ones. Of course, it is your luck to cure well, and it is your life to cure well.
Hu You and Master have been traveling around the world for many years. Some days have been regarded as a magical doctor and living Bodhisattva, and some days have been stripped of ten thousand feet and never turned over. In short, I have tasted all the ups and downs.
From the time when his parents died at the age of seven, they were desperate to learn from their masters to the present, they have been thriving and thriving for thirteen years, and they are considered to be born in a professional class. However, they all learn wild ways, and no one looks at them from regular medical schools. They can only set up small stalls on the street and live a life of scrambling.
There is a slogan in the door, which is not left for three days. That means that there will be troubles after three days. Of course, one day, I can't stay there and change the place when I'm going to ride a horse.
Hu You had long been accustomed to the wandering life. After being frightened by the first arrival here, he also developed a strong interest in it.
When walking in the world, the most important thing is eyesight. Hu You carefully observed and found that the living standards here were probably similar to those in the Tang and Song dynasties in ancient China. Of course, it might also be the Three Kingdoms. He read less and did not know much about the production and life of people in ancient China.
However, this place should not be in ancient China. Most pedestrians on the street wear slack clothes and cloth clothes, and a small number of them wear leather robes.
When Hu You and his master went out to open their clothes, they wore cloth robes, so they were not very conspicuous here. If they were wearing T-shirts and jeans, the problem would be a bit big.
In addition, Hu You also discovered a problem, that is, the RMB is not easy to use here. He just tried it and threw it on the ground with ten yuan, but no one picked it up. If this is normal, Hu You must be very happy. The people here are so "pure". But now, he can't laugh. If the RMB is not easy to use, it means that he is now penniless.
The only thing that made Hu You feel at ease was that he could understand the language and words here. This is a great blessing in disgrace.
After observing for a long time, Hu You's stomach roared. After several hours of coming here, he only ate one pear, and he couldn't stand it. After searching through his whole body, he had nothing but some medicine props that were open to attract attention. Even half of the leftover cakes in the morning was lost.
However, with the props of medicine, Hu You still has some confidence. Although the Iron Sect mainly sells medicine, in order to attract people, he has two tricks to play tricks. Today I will play a few tricks here and make a few copper coins (Hu You have observed that the transaction here is copper coins), so it is easy to deal with a meal.
He did it as soon as he said that, Hu You found a vacant land in a place with a relatively large flow of people. He has lived in the rivers and lakes for more than ten years, and he is familiar with these things.
Find a flat stone and put the things on the body on the stone. Hu You opened his voice and first made an opening remark. When calling out an opening remark, he usually beats a few gongs first, which is very noticeable. However, now the gong has disappeared, so he can only shout.
"Dear uncles and brothers, old men, old men, aunts, old men, aunts, I have just come to the precious land, but I can't return home after spending money. I'm here to borrow Feng Shui from the realm and give you a few tricks. I'll also ask everyone who has money to support the money and those who have no money to support the personal game. I'm here, thank you all first..."
People from any dynasty or generation always like to watch the fun. In addition, Hu You chose this place, and after these few voices, many people quickly gathered around. Hu You was secretly happy and thought that the money for the meal should be settled today. Once people gathered, they could not let him disperse. So Hu You continued to shout:
"That friend asked, judging by your young age, do you know how to order it?
This friend asked well! But I want to tell this friend that as the saying goes, ginger is spicy, and peppers are spicy. If you don’t have three points, you dare not go to Liangshan. Without four taels of iron, you dare not kill half a pound of knife. I dare to stand here today, so I naturally have some unique skills.
The friend said again, you stood here and talked for a long time, just talking nonsense, but you didn't see any unique skills.
Since my friend has spoken, don’t just say nothing about practicing. Let me give you my hand first - swallow white porcelain pieces."
Hu You said, taking out a handful of "white porcelain pieces" from his pocket. Why did Hu You come to this first? Because he had observed just now that there are porcelains in this place, he decided to come to this first and play other things, and he was afraid that others would not understand it.
Hu You spread the white porcelain pieces in his hand and wandered around in front of the crowd to let the onlookers see that his "chip pieces" were not fake.
In order to make others believe it, Hu You also pulled an old man and said, "This old man, come and see if this is a broken porcelain piece from the teapot and tea bowl used at home."
The old man nodded repeatedly after seeing it, Hu You shouted "Come on", grabbed a large piece and swallowed it in one bite. As soon as the porcelain piece was swallowed, Hu You's face turned red instantly, and he kept thrusting his chest and patting his back, pretending that he was feeling uncomfortable by the porcelain piece in his throat.
When the crowd saw it, they were a little panicked.
He cared kindly and said, "Young man, how are you?"
I have bad intentions, but I secretly laughed at the scene this time.
In fact, what Hu You swallowed was just a piece of sea thorn. Sea thorn is also called squid bone. This thing is white and crispy in color, and it turns into powder as soon as you scratch your nails. People in the martial arts world make it into porcelain flakes, and swallowing it will not hurt people.
Hu You was almost done watching the show, so he shouted again, and saw that the throat moved and the piece of porcelain was swallowed into his stomach.
Hu You finished his work and clasped his fists, winning applause.
"good."
"One more."
Seeing the crowd boiling, Hu You felt secretly happy and got a "falling sound". It seems that the money for today's meals have been settled.
After only one performance, it was impossible to ask for money immediately. Hu You touched the wire in his pocket and found a steel wire. He wanted to perform a broken wire, but when he thought it wouldn't work, there was probably no steel wire in this place. So he took out a few stones and prepared to shatter the stone in his palm.
These stones are real, but he has done his tricks. He cut the stone through the cracks with iron wire, and soaked them in green onion juice and elm water. These medicinal materials have a corrosive effect on the stone. As long as he finds a good location and pats the cracks at the cracks, he can open the stone.
Hu You took advantage of this excitement and set up the stones, pretended to take a breath of the Dantian Qi, and was about to take a picture down. Suddenly, people were separated from the crowd and squeezed into several big men.
These big men are tall and big, with arms almost as thick as Hu You's thighs. One of them shouted as soon as he came in, "I thought there was something good to watch around so many people. It turned out to be a rock split. Let's take something else."
Hu You seemed to be a little relieved. He was chased by the urban management in recent years and had a shadow in his heart. Everyone looked a little like the urban management.
Hu You is an old man. When he hears the words of people, he knows that these people are here to play. The people in the martial arts world have rules, and whenever they go to a place, they have to pay a visit to the wharf. That is, say hello to the gangsters in that area.
But Hu You is now penniless and has no money, so why do you go to worship? Besides, when you first arrived here, you don’t know what the rules are like, so he wanted to make some money first. He didn’t expect that the people who played the show would come so quickly.
Hu You gestured to several big men to a few cuts, meaning to turn back and respect. This is a common thing in the world. With this greeting, people will not be confused anymore.
But those big men had no response at all. It seemed that the incision was not universal here, so Hu You was a little embarrassed.
The big man who spoke was anxious. Seeing Hu You were stunned, he didn't talk nonsense, and couldn't help but feel angry. He grabbed Hu You's stones, held them all with his hands, and grabbed them all into stone slags, spread them in front of Hu You and said:
"Did you hear me if I say something else?"
Hu You was stunned when he saw it. The stones that the man grabbed were not all made of medicine. The stones used to be used to be picked up on the roadside just now were quite hard. He actually shattered them all. This is real kung fu!
Hu You muttered in his heart, but his face remained silent. This is the most basic skill of the people in the martial arts world. When people scare you, your face will be rusty. How can you eat this bowl of rice?
Hu You calmed down and asked with a smile: "I don't know what tricks this big brother wants to see?"
The big man glared and said, "I care what you have changed? In short, if I don't see it well today, hum..."
Only then did Hu You realize that this big man was not here to play, but to watch the trick. If you want to see the trick, it would be easier to do. There are so many tricks here!
Hu You smiled and said, "Since this big brother wants to see it, I will perform one for everyone... and one for everyone..."
Hu You said this and was a little stuck. Because many of the props on him were lost, the rest of the items now are all props that show hard qigong. With this great man's ability to catch stones, he would definitely not be satisfied with these.
Hu You was so anxious that his eyes were staring around, and suddenly his eyes lit up. He saw a little Shutong. Hu You only loved beauty in his life and was not a manly style. Little Shutong was not the reason why he was happy. He was happy with the picture scroll in Xiao Shutong's hand.
Hu You snatched the scroll from Shutong's hand and continued, "Next, I will perform a swipe of words and de-ink for you."
Hu You took the scroll into his hand, shook it open with one hand, first glanced at the big man, and then showed it to everyone. At the same time, he secretly took out a bottle of fading spirit with his other hand and put it in his hand. While walking in front of the crowd, he secretly sprinkled the fading spirit on the scroll.
This fading spirit is not Hu You's medicine show prop. This is when he went out this morning, the elder sister who sold fake invoices next door asked Hu You to help bring it to her husband Wang Laoer. When Hu You opened the stall, he didn't see Wang Laoer, so the bottle of fading spirit was always placed on him. Just now, he saw the scroll on Shu Tong's hand, remembered this thing, and when he touched it, he decided to perform this.
Fading spirit is a modern high-tech product. It is really easy to deal with this kind of old antique ink painting. Hu You walked back in front of the crowd and showed the scroll to the man, which had turned into a piece of white paper.
The big man rubbed his eyes in surprise and shouted: "Okay!"
The onlookers had never seen such a magical thing before, and they applauded.
The book boy was fascinated by it. After calling a few times, he remembered that the painting was the favorite of Mr. Han, and his daughter would not be exchanged. Now he was so panicked that he was so anxious that he was about to cry. He ran up and grabbed Hu You and cried, "Master, this painting is the favorite of Mr. Han, my family. You can change it back quickly."
Hu Youzheng was enjoying the applause from everyone. He heard Shutong's words and did not take it to his heart. He thought that a broken painting would not be worth much money. After a while, I got the money and gave you a little bit. So he said casually: "I use my method of washing characters and removing ink, but my real skill will not come back. You can wait a moment, and I will give you another one later, so that your master will be happy."
Shutong heard this and said anxiously: "That's not possible. My old man's painting is worth a thousand gold. You must change it back."
Hu You suddenly became angry when he heard this. He thought to himself, you little kid, you are very brave and dare to play "Immortal dance" with me, and you don't even go and inquire. I am the ancestor of this industry.
Hu You felt angry and decided not to even give the book boy the money to draw. So he fooled the book boy and said, "Isn't it just to change back? OK! But, it's a little harder to change back. After I cast the spell, you must go home to open it, otherwise it won't work."
After Hu You finished speaking, he pretended to be a god and jumped a few times, then put the scroll in Shutong's arms, and said, "Okay, take it back quickly. Your mother told you to go home for dinner."
After Hu You fooled Shutong away, he prepared to continue performing. He thought that he would not have much to do, and he should charge the money if he performed another performance.
But when he was thinking about something next, he felt something was wrong. Not only were there fewer and fewer people waiting to see the trick, but even the big man hurriedly left. What's going on?
Actually, Hu You didn't know that when he fooled the book boy just now, someone could see that he could not turn the painting back. Who is Mr. Han? He was a bully from all over the country. His nickname was Han Batian. He relied on his son Han Jinshan as the guard of Leping. He was bullying men and women in this area and was lawless. Just two days ago, Mr. Han even snatched the 15-year-old daughter of the Li family and went back to be the seventeenth concubine.
The two old men of the Li family went to sue the officials, but the officials protected each other. Not only did they not help them, they took the opportunity to beat Old Man Li. Old Man Li was angry and in pain, and he was still lying on the bed and couldn't get up! His family's things, let alone a painting, even if you touch a needle, you will have to peel off your skin. Seeing that the disaster is coming, who is still stupid to stay here? If you get into trouble, how can you cry?
Before Hu You could figure it out, he saw dust flying in the distance, and the Shutong came back with a large group of troops.
When Hu You saw this situation, he immediately guessed a rough idea.
The ancestor said something, but the wind was tight---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Chapter completed!