Also shocked is the ever-changing world!

"My God, I'm losing money! I'd known that I'd throw myself down this guy, so I'd be the dignified elder lady now!" The girl Tian said with a drooling voice.

"What did you say?" Tang Xiaolong, who was sitting in the vast world, glared at her and asked.

"Haha, husband, my dear, I'm having fun!" Canghai Sangtian said happily with a look of Tang Xiaolong's arm.

Although Tang Xiaolong's cultivation is not very high, Tang Xiaolong made Canghai Shantian feel the pleasure of being a woman. Now he is obedient to Tang Xiaolong.

Tang Xiaolong is now a student of the upper class academy, so it was naturally arranged by the elders of the Presbyterian Academy of Netherworld Academy for Li Tian. At the same time, Situ Ningbing was also entering the upper class academy.

As for the three women in Situ Ningbing's dormitory, they did not wait until Situ Ningbing returned to the dormitory, so they could not get Situ Ningbing's forgiveness. They had secretly escaped from the Netherworld Academy a few days ago.

Waiting for them will inevitably be miserable.

...

Li Tian accepted the authorization and officially became the elder of Netherworld Academy.

Standing on the rostrum, Li Tian accepted the cheers like tsunami.

The old dean kindly invited Li Tian to perform a show. Li Tian was not polite, so he took out the guitar and held it and sang it while singing. It was the sultry song "The Girl Opposite".

The guy who sang this song in the Netherworld Academy last time was beaten to death by the bald fives and is still lying on his bed in his residence. If it were the scene of the Yantian in Zichuan, he would probably have the heart to die!

Li Tian was very coquettish, playing the guitar and jumping.

Unfortunately, the people in Netherworld Academy were not interested in this kind of song and did not arouse much interest. Even the elders in the audience frowned and shook their heads.

"What's the thing you're singing! Go down!"

"Sure enough, there is a dark story. How did such a person become an elder?"

"Isn't this guy the illegitimate son of the old dean?"

The students on the stage said everything. If the audience members in the stage could throw bricks, Li Tian would receive tens of thousands of bricks in this moment, and at least a few houses could be built.

Li Tian was very unwilling to accept it!

Damn, you can't even appreciate the beauty of popular songs, so you can only give out another of my works.

"Ahem! I just warmed up. I didn't expect everyone to be so disrespectful. Since that's the case, I can only create a poem that you can appreciate!" Li Tian thought in his heart.

After the song was sung, Li Tian wanted to continue, but was pulled and pulled off the stage by the elder and others.

"Elder Li Tian, ​​what are you singing? The poems are so vulgar, how can you enter such a elegant hall?" The elder of the material said with a gloomy face.

Li Tian was a little unhappy at first, but the elder, who was trying to rely on his seniority, even taught him a lesson. He felt a little unhappy.

Li Tian's mind changed and remembered the vulgarity and elegance that a non-famous crosstalk actor in the Earth World before the end of the world!

"The elder of the material, then I want to ask you, what is elegant? What is vulgar?"

"The poems and lyrics are elegant, and your melodious voice is vulgar!" said the material elder disdainfully.

Li Tian nodded slightly and continued, "Yes, listening to poems and verses is elegant, the songs are interpreted vulgarly; art is elegant, the couple telling yellow jokes is vulgar; drinking tea is elegant, and eating garlic is vulgar."

All the elders around noticed Li Tian's expression, and their attention was completely attracted by Li Tian's words. They wanted to know what Li Tian would say next.

Li Tian sneered and said, "Mr. Gorky taught us, let's go to your legs!"

The Material Elder didn't know what kind of chicken Gorky was, or was it some kind of high-level monster in the dark forest, but the Material Elder knew that Li Tian was scolding him, and couldn't help but say angrily: "Li Tian! You... dare you scold me?"

Li Tian seemed to have no idiot at all and continued, "What is elegance and vulgarity?"

Many elders did not take care of the supplies, and continued to stare at Li Tian.

"Good teeth are elegant, people's valleys are vulgar. One word with the word "go" and the other word with the word "god" is pronounced elegant!"

"right"

Many elders nodded at the same time.

"It's all right to eat when you're full, and you're sitting there and talking, this is elegant; a single person has a grain of grain, and the word "meaning" is a common word! Eat, drink, defecation, and sedation."

The old dean and the eldest elder also nodded at the same time.

"You can not speak, but you don't need elegant things, but you dare say that you don't eat, drink, defecate, and urinate?"

"You can't live without this vulgarity! Elegance and vulgarity complement each other, drink coffee and garlic, autumn water will grow in the sky! No one should pretend to be a grandson in front of anyone!" Li Tian said.

Li Tian heard this crosstalk many times before the end of the world. If someone supports the role, the effect would be even better. However, Li Tian said it alone today. Although the effect was lacking, he still said the material elder with a flushed face and could not speak for a long time!

As soon as Li Tian finished speaking, the old dean took the lead in applauding, followed by the other elders applauding, and then other students in the comprehensive museum stood up to applaud Li Tian.

Especially those students from the inferior college!

With Li Tian’s “stand-alone crosstalk”, the atmosphere in the venue was immediately stir-fried up. Later, several elders sang out the poems they created by singing.

Unlike concerts, these elders have really strong cultivation. When singing poems, they will condense the spiritual power in their bodies into a brush as thick as a bowl, and then let the spiritual power brush write the poems they sing in the air!

The atmosphere in the entire venue became even more lively, and the students from the academy sang excitedly.

The material elder sat aside with his head down, staring at Li Tian with resentment in his eyes, wishing he could eat Li Tiansheng alive now.

"Li Tian, ​​the elder of the material resources will be vengeful. You must be careful in the future! Why don't you move to my residence recently and let's practice together?" Wu Shuiyue sat next to Li Tian and said to Li Tian.

Li Tian shook his head slightly and said, "No, in this Netherworld Academy, can he dare to attack me if he doesn't believe it?"

"He will naturally not make things difficult for you in the Netherworld Academy, but be careful that he will put on small shoes for you. From today on, I will move to your residence. We are dual-cultural partners. Always separate like this will not be conducive to our cultivation!" said the fifth Shuiyue.

Regardless of whether Li Tian agreed or not, the fifth Shuiyue had already made such a decision.

On the stage, the elders came on stage one by one and started their coquettish performances. Almost every elder on stage could arouse cheers from the students.

It was soon the turn of the supplies elder to come on stage, but the supplies elder actually left the venue early!

"This bastard, you dare to do this in such an important occasion!" The elder thought in discomfort.
Chapter completed!