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Chapter 0904 sister control god religion

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"Uh... cough cough... no matter what, let's bless them with applause!" However, no matter how shocked he was, as a qualified host, Chen Haixin still held the presidency with a smile after coughing twice. ▲∴

"Smack--"

Under the leadership of Chen Haixin, no matter how unhappy some of the female audiences below were about Aixibeer, they still applauded honestly.

"Please show your participating cards, and we will enchant it! Within twenty-four hours after the enchantment, this badge can be used anywhere in this city, and all fees are exempted." Chen Haixin stood beside Wang Dong and Aixibeer with a smile and said, "No limit on the number of times~"

"Okay." Wang Dong smiled, then handed Chen Haixin the badge that turned red after winning the venue competition, thanking him: "Please trouble you."

"No, no, no, no," Chen Haixin smiled and waved her hand, then took the enchanted prop from the staff who walked up next to her and put the badge in.

"drop--"

A few seconds later, accompanied by the sound effect like a hot meal in the microwave, the badge was "spouted" by the enchanted props and returned to Chen Haixin's hand - its color also changed from red to pink with a flashing red light, and there was a countdown of 23:59:59 in the center of the badge.

"Okay. Please take it for you two - in addition. Because it is a limited-time prop, we won't waste more time letting you give speeches or something." Chen Haixin smiled and handed the badge to Wang Dong and Aixibeer, patted the backs of the two and said, "Two, enjoy the free life for the next day~~~"

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"Actually... you can't use that at all, right?" After Wang Dong and Aisibeel left the stage and made another round with Miro, Miro looked at the badge in Aisibeel's hand and said helplessly.

"Hehe, what I like is not the free function of this badge~" Aixi Beier smiled and shook the badge in front of her, then hugged Wang Dong's arm and said with satisfaction: "I just want to show my love to Wang Dong~~"

"..." Miro was silent for a few seconds, then looked at Aixibeer and Wang Dong--Well. He had the halo of love given by the statue of the God of Love in Jinsuo Temple, and the medal of the winner of the Couple Tacit City Championship...

This is so affectionate! Is it a pair made of heaven and earth?

At this moment, Miro once again fell into self-loathing - ah, why I don't have a girlfriend -.

"Young man, I see that you are full of confusion. Why don't you tell me what you are struggling with?" Wang Dong glanced at the entanglement in Miro's eyes, and couldn't help but pat the other person's shoulder, and said, "If you have any unhappy things, tell me it and make me happy."

"...If...you didn't say this, I might really say it..." Miro looked distorted--there was no choice. When Wang Dong said the first half of the sentence, he was slightly moved. But when the second half of the sentence was said... let alone being moved, he was gone!

"Well, don't care about these things, the point is what you are struggling with." Wang Dong continued to ask with his perseverance.

"I was wondering, why don't a girlfriend like me have a good person?" Miro said with a melancholy face.

"Do you have your own house?"

"Does my sister and I count?"

"I think when you get married and have sex with your wife, will your sister be next to you and listen to the corner of the wall?"

"Sorry, I'm wrong, I don't have my own house yet."

"Do you have a car?"

“…………………none.”

“Is there a stable job?”

“…Is the tour guide…calculated?”

“Stable?”

“…No…not very stable…”

"That's not?"

“…big…probably.”

"You don't have a house, a car, and no job, why do you think you don't have a wife?"

“Oh oh oh…”

After a long cry of wretch, Miro lay on the ground in an orz position, and his body exuded a strong aura of [Ah, I am a life-defeating dog].

"Am I saying too much?" Wang Dong looked at Miro, who was hammering on the ground with tears in his face and pale face, and said quietly to Aisibele.

"I don't think it's - because I know you will definitely do something, right?" Aixibeer looked at Wang Dong with a playful look on his face and joked.

"Those who know me are also little love." Wang Dong raised his eyebrows, then walked to Miro with a smirk, patted his shoulder, and said, "Don't be sad, Miro."

"Just... Is there no way to remedy..." Miro turned his head in tears, as if he was a cat who had been abandoned and had been emitting a pitiful aura all over his body.

"Of course there is." Wang Dong replied without hesitation, "Do you want to listen?"

"Ah... Sure enough, I knew it wasn't..." Miro lowered his head with a frustrated look on his face and sighed in great frustration-and then he was stunned. The tour guide around him turned around like the wind and asked, "What did you say just now?"

"I said, do you want to listen?" Wang Dong replied with a smile on his face.

"Not this sentence! The previous sentence!" Miro asked.

"Of course there is." Wang Dong smiled slightly and replied.

"...Really?" Miro asked in disbelief, as if worried that Wang Dong would say "It's just a joke" like this kind of flower.

"Really." Wang Dong nodded and gave Miro hope affirmatively.

"Oh oh oh!!" Miro kept Wang Dong's thigh without hesitation and said in tears: "Wang Dong a Meng, tell me what to do~~"

"...It's very simple! There is a woman who is younger than you. She has grown up with you since she was a child. She knows everything about you, and she won't worry about your sister listening to the corners of the wall when you have sex with her, and she won't care whether you have your own house, nor will she think about whether you have a car or a job..." Wang Dong paused, patted Miro's shoulder, who was kneeling on the ground, and said in a low voice.

"...This...is so good!?" Miro took a breath suddenly, then looked at Wang Dong with tears in his eyes and said in tears: "The old driver... take me with me!"

"It's very simple - your sister!" Wang Dong decisively patted Miro on the shoulder and said.

"...Sister...Sister!?" Miro was shocked-

Younger than me? Isn't this nonsense? Otherwise, it would be that my sister or my sister.

Growing up with me since childhood? This is nonsense. How can you be a brother and sister if you don’t grow up together?

Know everything about me? Of course this is nonsense, after all, it is someone who grew up with me.

Don’t worry about having sex? Nonsense, because it’s her, how can she listen to it?

Don’t care if I have a house? Ma Dan, my house and I are the same!

After thinking carefully, Miro found that his sister really matched everything Wang Dong said just now!!

"But...but she is my sister! If I push my sister, wouldn't this book be gged?" Miro said to Wang Dong with a sad face.

"Do you know? Actually, she is not your own sister, but when you were a child, your parents picked it up from outside, but you were too young at that time. I just don't remember it." Wang Dong patted Miro's shoulder and said seriously, "So although she is your sister, she has no blood relationship with you!"

"...This is too far-fetched, right?" Miro said in a low voice.

"Do you care whether it's far-fetched or not? Isn't it better if you can push it?" Wang Dong asked back.

"What you said makes sense..." Miro was shocked at the time - Mom, at worst I can go to German orthopedics, right?

"So, wait for your sister to come back next time, hurry up... you know." Wang Dong squeezed his eyes at Miro.

"Oh oh oh, master is here, please bow to my disciple!" Miro was moved and burst into tears. He finally had a girlfriend - although there was something wrong.

‘Wow…subconscious hypnosis…’ Aixibeer, who was watching from the side, covered her face with a look of indulgence. Even if Wang Dong said something just now, he wouldn’t believe it, right? But after Wang Dong used subconscious hypnosis, Miro had a subconscious mind [what Wang Dong said was right]…

Anyway, our tour guide was cheated again.

"Young man, remember that my sister is the angel given to us by God!" Wang Dong patted Miro's shoulder with a serious face and said, "Look, in front of our road, Takasaka Keisuke, Sibataya, Toshima Taihei, Haruhi Yu, Nagase Junichi, Takari Shusuke, Araraki Ri, Lelouch, and Tomimon Mori were all looking at us with encouragement!"

"Oh oh oh! I'm igniting!" Miro said with fists clenched with passion on his face.

"Come on, shout with me - my sister Saigao!" Wang Dong raised his hands high and shouted.

"Sister Saigao!" Miro raised his hands and shouted.

"Sister is the best!" Wang Dong shouted.

"Sister is the best!" Miro shouted.

"It's great to have a capable sister!" Wang Dong shouted loudly.

"It's great to have a capable sister!" Miro repeated.

‘…If Wang Dong had a cult, I think... it would be terrible.’ Looking at Wang Dong, who "brainwashed" Miro into a scholar of the sister God Control, Aixibeer covered his side face and said with a smile on his face.
Chapter completed!
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