Chapter 0628 The lethality of cold jokes
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"...Damn it, I suddenly felt very curious about what the spiritual world is like. What should I do? " Wang Dong covered his chest, endured a mouthful of old blood and looked at Mengmeng, who had been covering his face with a painful expression since the beginning.
"The leader of the spiritual world, Chen Junzi, has been with her n+1 cute Shota, so she is also called the "Model of Shota Control" by the Star Domain Zhengtai Control Association, the "Good of Shota Control", the "Bulle of Shota Control" by our (referring to Shota Control)" and so on." Meng Meng said with a look of pain.
"Why is the comment of Chen Xiaoxue's mother? You are so in pain?" Wang Dong wiped the cold sweat from his forehead with a subtle look on his face, and then asked.
"Because I suddenly thought that if I hadn't gotten engaged to Mr. Wang Dong, with Chen Xiaoxue's virtue, he might really let his mother ask my father to propose marriage. My father would definitely give Chen Junzi's face, and then I would marry him, and then I was given the title of 'Shengtaikong Heir'... When I think of this, I suddenly felt that it was so happy to be engaged to Mr. Wang Dong." Mengmeng covered her face and cried in the tone of the heroine of the sensational film.
‘Why after listening to your description, I think you want to escape the verbal slut of becoming the heir of Zhengtaikong, so you got engaged to me!’ Wang Dong finally couldn’t help it and complained in his heart.
"Let's stop this topic first." Wang Dong stretched out his hand with a painful face, stopping the continued extension of this ashamed topic. Then he said, "Let's talk about some happy topics?"
"Happy topic?" Chen Xiaoxue looked at Wang Dong with a confused look on his face. After a brief hesitation (about one second), he suddenly hit his hand and said, "That's right, is it a joke!? Happy topic is definitely a joke!"
‘No…Where did you judge the topic of happiness from where you are a joke… It’s not a big mistake to think so.’ Wang Dong covered his face speechlessly, and complained in his heart like a storm.
"Then, the first Earth, the joke competition, starts now~~~" Wang Dong didn't expect that Aixibeer actually raised his right hand excitedly and shouted: "Let's tell jokes together!"
"Okay, okay!!" Hearing Aixibeer's words, Mengmeng quickly raised her right hand with a happy look on her face and said, "I'll do it first~~~"
"The first contestant is Miss Mengmeng from the Demon Realm!" Aixi Beier reached out to Mengmeng, who was sitting on her right hand (Xiao Ai was sitting in Wang Dong's arms) with excitement, and said, "Start!"
"Hmm~" Mengmeng cleaned her throat with a look of Mengmeng, and then said with a look of eagerness: "Everyone tells jokes together, I haven't tried it... Well, I imagine an interesting joke... I have it!"
Mengmeng's eyes lit up, and then he blew his palms heavily. He said, "This is the story I saw on the Internet yesterday! It tells... There is a man named Yugong, who has two mountains at his door. He felt that traveling was very inconvenient, so he wanted to move these two mountains away. His friend, a very smart man, named Zhisou, laughed at Yugong and said, "How much lifespan does it have? Can you move these two mountains away in your lifetime?" Yugong said very calmly, 'You don't understand, I have a son when I die, my son has a grandson when I die, and my grandson when I have endless children. How can I not move away?'"
"Wait..." At this time, Chen Xiaoxue stretched out his hand with a subtle look on his face and interrupted Mengmeng's words, saying, "Miss Mengmeng, are you sure this is a... joke?"
"Oh, of course I'm sure! Don't interrupt me!" Mengmeng looked at Chen Xiaoxue with dissatisfaction, and then continued, "Just as Yugong said those words confidently, Zhishou on the side said with a smile: 'That, Yugong, do you have a girlfriend?'"
‘So...so cold…’ Wang Dong suddenly felt a wind from the Antarctic blowing through his little **, which made him feel cold. When he heard Mengmeng tell such a cold joke, Wang Dong couldn’t help but think: ‘Oh...oh...no...no...no...no, no, no, no, it can’t hurt Mengmeng’s self-confidence…to encourage her and encourage her.”
"Hahaha, it's so fun!" So Wang Dong gave the dryest smile ever. The moment he smiled, Wang Dong wanted to slap himself in the face. Mom, it's better not to smile!
"Is it very... very cold?" I found that the joke I told did not get the scene of "everyone laughed in a ball" as I imagined, so Mengmeng shrank her neck weakly, as if after making a mistake, the teacher asked "You said you could go back?" and asked like a student who said "Can you?" with a tentative look.
"Uh...we don't know if it's cold or not..." Aixi Beier looked at Mengmeng with a little hesitation, then raised his finger and pointed at Chen Xiaoxue beside him and said, "But it's quite lethal."
"Huh?" Hearing Ai Xibeier's words, Mengmeng subconsciously looked at Chen Xiaoxue-
"No...girlfriend...no...girlfriend..." Chen Xiaoxue headed to the floor, and she supported her knees pale, like a burning boxer.
"Ahhh, so this sentence hurts him so much?" Mengmeng looked at Chen Xiaoxue's appearance, covered her mouth and showed a cold smile. She smiled and leaned into Chen Xiaoxue's ear and said, "Female~friend~"
"Wooahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Chen Xiaoxue covered her ears with her hands and screamed, then ran upstairs while crying.
"Wow... Are you crying?" Wang Dong looked at Chen Xiaoxue's escape and couldn't help but thump his tongue: "I have a joke, and Chen Xiaoxue, the prince of the spiritual world, burst into tears because she didn't have a girlfriend."
"Hahaha..." As soon as Wang Dong finished speaking, Mengmeng smiled and squatted down, "Hahaha, it's so pitiful."
It was obviously caused by you!
Everyone present couldn't help but complain in their hearts.
Chapter completed!