Chapter 2342 full of constructive plans
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"To be honest, I have established a plan to unify the entire star field without any effort!" Aixi Beier gave Wang Dong a thumbs up and said, "As long as we keep giving birth to babies, and then let these handsome or beautiful babies go out to hook up with other demon hunters, one day, all demon hunters in the entire star field will become our son-in-law or daughter-in-law, or our grandson or grandson!"
Wang Dong was shocked, really shocked!
He never expected that Aixibeer could propose such a...constructive plan!
God Timo kept giving birth to a baby, and then asked the baby to hook up with other demon hunters!
"Love! Xi! Bei! Er!" Wang Dong had a dark face, grabbed Ai Xi Bei'er's cheek and pulled it to both sides, gritting his teeth and said, "How many demon hunters do you think there are in the Star Realm! How many demon hunters are born every year! Do you think you can have such a pig?!"
"We vampires have a long lifespan!" Although Aixibeer was grabbed by the face, she still looked serious. It seemed that she was really considering it seriously, not joking. "As long as we persevere and give birth to one at a frequency of one every year, tens of billions of years later, the entire star field will be our son-in-law, daughter-in-law or grandchildren!"
"...I'll kill you a slut!" Wang Dong raised his hand angrily and slapped Aixibeer's butt, "I've been born for tens of billions of years... Are you a breeding pig!"
"To be honest, Wang Dong! Even a vampire needs to be pregnant for ten months!" Aixibeer looked at Wang Dong with a grievance and said, "Join us to have sex for one month in January, then get pregnant in early February, give birth after ten months, rest for two months in November and December, and then continue having sex for two months in January... In fact, we only have sex for one month! In other words, it's only 30 days! To be honest, 365 days a year, 30 days a year, 30 days a day, and it's not too much to have sex for every twelve days!"
"...hiss... It seems that it makes sense after your analysis..." Wang Dong touched his chin with a dazed look on his face. If it was once every twelve days, it would actually only be three times a month. Life? If it was three times a month, it would be completely within the category of a normal couple... "...oh my god!"
Wang Dong took off her dress in a angrily look in Aixibeer's pretentious screaming expression, and then said with a dark face: "I will limit you to a mature form within ten seconds, otherwise I will let you know what terrible means!"
"Huo Huo, have you forgotten that my favorite activity is to wait for you to come in and then suddenly shrink to its current state? Oh, I have to say that after shrinking, the feeling of being stuffed in that moment is really irresistible..." Aixi Beier held her face intoxicatedly, and the topic he said was so dirty...
"..." Wang Dong silently covered his face, and he said to himself: "Can the film of Xiao Ai actually seal the dirty power in her body? After I broke the seal, Xiao Ai's dirty power in her body could not be controlled!?"
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The next day, in the morning.
"Teacher, why didn't you stay at home all day yesterday?" Asuna looked at Wang Dong who was walking down from the second floor with a strange look on her face and asked, "Is there anything wrong again?"
"Well, there was something wrong yesterday." Wang Dong nodded his head and said with a smile: "To put it, you guys got up pretty early."
"That's of course!" You Ji's styling with a full sense of "v" and said with a smile: "We are eager to try this large-scale event!"
"No, you, Kirito and Asuna are not allowed to participate in this event." Wang shook his head.
"..." Yuki was stunned, then stood up with dissatisfaction and shouted, "Why! Why can't we participate!?"
"Because this event is not the kind of monster-killing game that seems to be fun in the dungeon before." Wang Dong smiled and patted Yuki's head, and said softly: "The monster-killing game in the dungeon is always just a game. Monster death will turn into dust and will not leave any psychological shadows on you at all. So your only danger is whether you will be injured yourself! However, under the effect of the prohibition I have given you, as long as you encounter life-threatening injuries, you will be sent back to the world in the first moment, and the healing magic array in your body will heal all your injuries at the first moment..."
Looking at Wang Dong who was talking nonstop, Youji opened her mouth blankly. She felt a little confused about why Wang Dong wanted to explain this.
"Don't understand why I explained this?" Wang Dong looked at Yuki and said with a smile: "I just want to tell you that for you, from the time you came to this world and to your current location, your battle in the dungeon has been extremely thrilling, and although it has also paid blood and sweat,..."
"But..." Yuki dumbly repeated these two words.
"It still belongs to the category of playing house." Wang Dong said calmly.
That's right, it's the category of playing house - monsters won't bleed. Although they will hurt themselves, they won't die like other adventurers. What's wrong with playing house?
This is "entertainment"!
"But!" Suddenly, Wang Dong raised his voice, which scared Yuki, Kirito and Asuna, who were a little lost because of his words, were shocked. "But the battle with the Ista clan is completely different from what you know!"
"What's the difference?" Yuki said unyieldingly.
"What's the difference?" Wang Dong tilted his head and looked at Yuki, saying word by word: "Even if you fight with the Apollo family a month later, it's just a fight like every family - that is, no one will die at all!"
"Swish--"
After Wang Dong finished speaking, the three of them turned pale.
"I think you already know it, right?" Wang Dong looked at the three of them expressionlessly and said, "And this time is different! We face the Ista clan, which is a real battle! It is a fight! It will...dead!"
A cold breath entangled the three of them. Even Yuki, who had experienced death, could not easily face the word "death".
"What Lord God means..." Kirito showed a very ugly smile and said with a wry smile: "Does it mean that you are going to kill someone this time?"
"Ah, yes." Wang Dong nodded seriously and said honestly: "This war against the Ista clan is absolutely...it will be dead! That's why I said that this is not a war that the three of you should participate in!"
The three of them were silent.
"If you die, it's nothing. After all, you have my protection. The memories and pain of the moment of death will not be left behind. There will only be vague memories [Why am I here? Ah, yes, I'm dead]." Wang Dong sighed slowly and said earnestly: "But, care about the real difficulties. Do you three have the awareness of killing others?"
Three people: "…"
"Especially Kirito!" Wang Dong turned his head and looked at Kirito and said seriously: "You just killed a few scumbags in the smile coffin, and they were killed in the game, and they didn't even see blood - just such a situation can bring you such great mental pressure! Then, the war with the Ista clan, such a real fight... can you bear it?"
Killing a player in the game, Kirito saw himself stabbing the knife into the other party's body - he would not see blood coming out, would not smell the smell of blood, would not feel the stickiness of blood, and would not sense the temperature of blood...
Even so, this kind of killing without any sense of reality still put a lot of pressure on Kirito, and even caused Kirito to develop symptoms of psychological depression for a long time...
You said, could Wang Dong let Kirito, who was so "fragile", participate in the crusade against the Ista clan? Wouldn't that be a dying person? If Kirito really kills someone, wouldn't he just collapse?
Huo, that's Moshiloy!
It’s just a pity that Wang Dong is not a member of the Tax God Sect, so he doesn’t want to see Kirito really kill someone, and that expression that seems to be broken after he turns Kirito into Kirito, it will be great to show his broken look!
Wait, this idea feels great! Think about it, if Kirito... no, after Kirito kills people, Kirito will definitely fall into extreme fear, right?
At this time, he took action to "protect" Tongzi, locked her in a small room, and told her that only in this room can she protect her safety...
Isn’t this legal ban? It’s great!
Ahem, oh, I accidentally exposed my real thoughts!
Get back to the point, get back to the point!
"That's why I said, this battle is not suitable for you." Wang Dong glanced at the silent three people and smiled bitterly: "Yinglili and the others are different. They were born in Pandora's world. In that world, even if they were training for ordinary students, they would fight for all their strength. Even if they had broken hands and feet, they would attack with their teeth until they were unconscious..."
"What..." Hearing Wang Dong's words, Kirito and the other two were completely stunned, especially Asuna. She covered her mouth with her hands and said in an incredible voice: "How could it be..."
Asuna really couldn't imagine the lively and cute Yingli Li, the savage-tongued Kasuko, the cold-hearted slandered Snow (trained by Wang Dong), the somewhat natural Satiresa, and Elizabeth who looks like an older sister...
Are these five people actually from such a world?
"It's cruel?" Wang Twisted his head and said with a chuckling: "Well, compared to your world, their world is indeed cruel. As Pandora, they live with their lives almost every day."
Chapter completed!