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Chapter 2158 Wang Dong: You can eat whatever you want, if you gain weight, I will lose

"I asked him why, and he told me that it was the Russian girl who maintained her figure perfectly before marriage, just to get herself married." Shizuka Hiratsuka spread her hands and said, "After getting married... tsk, anyway, she's already married, and her figure is distorted! It doesn't matter!"

"...Is this idea too straightforward?" Wang Dong showed a laughing and crying expression and said, "I want to keep my figure and beauty before marriage to sell myself? It doesn't matter if I sell it?"

"That's not?" Hiratsuka Shizuka curled his lips and said, "You don't know. When I was in the army, I used to go to Russia to carry out missions. When I went shopping during the break, I saw Russian women purchasing in the supermarket..."

"Yeah, why?" Wang Dong asked curiously.

"Good guy, if our daily snack purchase behavior can be described as 'buy snacks', then they can only describe it as 'stocking snacks'." Shizuka Hiratsuka said with a smacking look on his face, "Just say we go to the supermarket. If you buy less, you probably buy a small bag of snacks. The sum is just a pack of potato chips and a bottle of Coke. If you have more, it's amazing to add three or four more. How can you calculate the quantity not exceed ten, right?"

"Well..." Wang Dong nodded and said, "What?"

"What? Wow, they're just... they have to go in three or four times alone, and they always carry a large bag of things out and load them into the car. I suspect they are purchasing goods and preparing to open the store by themselves..." Shizuka Hiratsuka shook his head speechlessly and said, "Is that scary?"

"...It is worthy of being a fighting nation." Wang Dong shook his head subtly. In fact, he knew what Shizuka Shizuka said, but the art of conversation...

If someone shares an interesting story with you with an enthusiastic look on his face, but you interrupt the other person with the words "I know the story you told"...

Of course it doesn't matter between bad friends, but you have to treat your girlfriend like this...

Oh no, this guy who doesn't speak depends on the atmosphere must have no girlfriend.

The reason why Russian girls have big differences before and after marriage is like gods and demons is nothing more than their living habits.

"Don't worry, gaining weight is actually easy to explain." Wang Dong said with a calm smile, "It's nothing more than the things you eat have calories. According to your personal physique, the conversion efficiency of this energy and calories is different, and the heat absorbed exceeds the calories consumed, that's all."

Fat and thin things are really related to human physique. Wang Dong used to have a high school classmate named Wang Li, who was a petite loli-like girl. She was very popular in the class.

Wang Li’s biggest hobby is eating, and she is not the kind of food that is only willing to eat expensive and good food, but can eat spicy strips that cost 50 cents a serving, as well as hundreds or thousands of meals.

Moreover, this girl is unpredictable. Even most girls are absolutely unwilling to dip the steamed pork, and greasy foods like pork that they want to eat. Wang Dong even saw her eating junk food such as KFC and McDonald's for nearly a month...

To be honest, this high-calorie junk food is simply one of the culprits of human weight gain! But Wang Li ate it for a full half month and did not get any results.

Why?

First of all, Wang Li has the kind of physical constitution that does not absorb nutrients or absorbs very little. Even if she eats it, she has almost no absorption of the excess calories and is excreted from the body.

Secondly, Wang Li is a cheerleader in high school and will conduct high-intensity cheerleading training with the team members every day after school.

He absorbs less nutrients and exercises a lot, which is why Wang Li won’t get fat no matter how much she eats.

So, it’s not unreasonable to be a fat man, especially those who are like the author who stays at home all day and are not very active and are greedy.

I don’t eat too much, the key is to absorb the chicken and it’s better to eat...

This is not fat, but there is a ghost, okay?

"...To sum up, the reason why people get fat is because the income and expenditure of calories is unbalanced, and the excess calories are converted into fat." Wang Dong raised his finger seriously and said, "But there are ways to avoid this method, such as our special secret medicine or drinking some special tea after a meal."

"Is weight loss tea really useful?" Shizuka Hiratsuka looked weird. As a woman with [young!] (accent), she also pays close attention to what women should pay attention to, one of which is weight loss products.

"The most popular weight loss methods on the market are nothing more than exercise, equipment or meal replacement foods." Shizuka Hiratsuka leaned on the back of the chair and said seriously: "There are many types of exercise. There are weight loss massagers and other equipment. Meal replacement foods are for you to eat some foods that are said to be of high nutritional value but very low calories. In this way, even if you don't eat, your body will not collapse because you don't have nutritional intake. Then there are weight loss teas. Various weight loss teas can make the choice difficult problem explode..."

"Actually, weight loss tea is something..." Wang Dong smiled casually and explained: "If you say it has no effect at all, that's not true, but the effect is really as mentioned in the introduction, and it is impossible. After all, weight loss tea that can truly maintain its figure is very expensive."

"Really or not?" Hiratsuka Shizuka asked, blinking.

"Of course." Wang Dong waved his hand and said, "Take my exclusive weight loss tea for example. Its function is to use the substances in the tea to make your body refuse to absorb those high-calorie things. You can only taste the taste when you eat two hours before and after drinking tea, and you will not absorb any nutrients."

"Two hours in the first and last...four hours in total!? This is too amazing, right?" Shizuka Hiratsuka was shocked. All the food eaten within four hours was equivalent to not eating...Is this too a bug?

"This kind of tea can only be used as an auxiliary function. If you really use it as insurance, your body will not be able to bear it." Wang Dong patted Shizuka Hiratsuka's head and said, "After drinking it, your body will not absorb nutrients at all, unless the effect is over. If you use it as insurance and drink it like this all day, you will have nothing to eat..."

"I understand." Hiratsuka Shizuka nodded decisively and said, "In other words, as long as you grasp the calories you consume in every day and move more, you can maintain your figure. If you occasionally have a greedy mouth, want to eat more, and drink more tea after eating more, it will be fine... right?"

"Smart." Wang Dong nodded and said, "So I said, don't worry and eat it boldly. It doesn't matter how much greasy you eat, high-calorie things! Anyway, it's okay to have an occasional meal."

"Then...then..." Shizuka Hiratsuka rubbed his hands and said excitedly: "I still want to eat something!"

"Okay, sit down, I'll do it." My girlfriend wants to eat... Hey, is this a blessing for all men?

Wang Dong used to meet a friend online. That friend was married by a matchmaker, and the partner of the marriage was raised with him. He was a girl in the yard and that girl was a foodie.

One day, the friend and the girl quarreled, and the two of them quarreled and even went in the direction of divorce.

As a result, the girl was quarreling and suddenly cried out with a "wow" and then whimpered: "If we divorce, will I never be able to eat the beer duck you made again? Then I don't want to divorce..."

Well, a quarrel that almost divorced was gone. The friend made a pot of beer duck for his wife that day, and then had a good time that night.

Look, how good is it to have a foodie to be your wife!?

Wife, why are you angry? Don’t be angry. Look, I’m buying snacks online. Do you have anything you want to eat?

After a ten-second period of anger, my wife moved over silently and muttered, "I want to eat fairy beans..."

Much harmony.

"stare--"

When Wang Dong walked into the kitchen, the five little girls, including Tian Suohui, looked at her with bitter eyes.

"Teacher Wang Dong, in order to come here, we didn't even have lunch!"

"It's not just lunch, we didn't have time to have dinner!"

"That's right, do you have the heart to let us cute flower girls starve to death on the streets because we have no food to eat?"

"Yeah, we are so miserable!"

"Okay, okay, okay, just wait if you want to eat, I'll make one for you." Wang Dong, who was quarreled by a few little girls, gave five hand knives one by one, and said, "I still starve to death on the streets, I don't believe who you are hungry! Especially you - don't look around, Xiaolin Longtan I'm talking about you, I'll give you your surname if you don't have snacks on you!"

"Oh, teacher, I really didn't hide my snacks!" Xiaolin Longtian looked at Wang Dong pitifully and muttered: "If you don't believe me, you can search your body! Search your body!"

"Search for nothing, I'm going to search for you, are you going to say, 'Oh, I'm still touched by you like this, teacher, you have to take responsibility', and then I can ask me to do this and that for you all day?" Wang Dong glanced at the red-haired foodie and said angrily: "Sooner or later, you will be fat to death!"
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