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Chapter 1057 We want to cheat too

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"............What the hell?" Wang Dong twitched the corner of his mouth, then looked at Xing Ma Lie beside him expressionlessly, and said, "Does your four-wheel drive cars be equipped with voice-control devices?"

"Voice-controlled device?" Xing Ma Lie looked at Wang Dong in confusion and asked, "What voice-controlled device?"

"No... look at those two people.●⌒" Wang Dong pointed speechlessly at Xingmahao and Yingyulong, and said, "Just come on one! Don't lose to him, their car will accelerate!"

"Uh..." Xing Ma Lie was stunned, and then said seriously: "As long as you go and believe in your car! Your car will respond to you! Go, Hurricane Sound!!"

Then the hurricane's speed of sound accelerated, and Xingmalie ran away.

"………………” Wang Dong twitched the corners of his mouth, then looked at the participants in the Holy Grail War, which also maintained a muddy expression behind him, and suggested weakly: "Why don't we try it too?"

"Run! Infinite sword system!" Emiya raised his right hand without hesitation, yelling out like a child, and then his car... nothing was going on.

"... Go! Sword of Victory!" Artoria roared with a look of [You are my fucking Masda...], right? I'm sorry to serialize it. To be precise, she roared with an expression of using a real [ex curry stick].

Then it still has no use.

"Is it...we can't do it?" Seeing that the two people in front would be very handsome if they succeeded, but because they failed, they were very middle-aged and the behavior was very bad. Shirou said a little timidly: "Why not. I won't try?"

At that moment, Emiya and Artoria's heads turned around and stared at Shiro's face as if they were about to turn one hundred and eighty degrees. The expression and eyes seemed to express [Masda, find a way to do it. His mother's first shot!].

"Okay. OK, I'll try." Shirou twitched the corners of his mouth, then cleared his throat, and said with a tense face: "Roar! Projection God of War!"

Still useless.

"Haziga..." Shirou immediately covered his face.

"Shirou is okay, don't cry." Artoria hugged Shirou with a very virtuous wife.

"Okay, it's my turn!" Iskandal raised his right hand with a smug look on his face and growled: "Run, the wheel of God's Power!"

As always, it is useless.

"Seo, why can't people in this world have voice-controlled four-wheel drive cars? Gaia, he, mom, deduct our privileges again!" Wang Dong raised his head with anger and shouted decisively. After the yell, he turned his head expressionlessly and said to a group of companions behind him with subtle expressions: "Don't panic, you have to know a truth. Children who don't make trouble have no candy to eat-shhh, don't tell Gaia."

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"I'll deduct your mother!" Gaia threw the fat man in her hand onto the ground with a broken face, and immediately turned into a roaring party and shouted: "You five cars are just close together! You can stick together! Only when you can run out will there be a ghost! If you want your car to accelerate, you will first get away! I heard you, okay? I can hear it clearly! What a child who doesn't make a fuss is not candy! You are not a child! You are my father! You are my father! You are okay!!"

"Gaia. You're broken." A drop of cold sweat was visible on the forehead of Sanwu Loli Alaya, who was standing beside him, and then silently picked up Gaia's fat man on the ground and said, "Give it."

"Huh..." Gaia took a breath. Then she picked up the fatness in Alaya's hand, and then threw it to the ground without hesitation, saying, "Mom, can you please stop me from being on top of me, you bastard! To put it bluntly, you just want to slap me on your butt, right? You damn Loli!!"

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"Ah--" Wang Dong sneezed suddenly, then looked left and right with a confused look on his face, and said, "Why do you feel that someone has seen through my true intentions?... Don't worry! Keep making trouble!"

"Unscrupulous Gaiak withheld his salary!"

"The foreman returns my hard-earned money!"

"Gaia, you have the ability to steal the man (crossed out) and cheat us, you have the ability to come out!"

"Unsan foreman, please give me the privilege!"

For a moment, Emiya, Shirou, Iskandal and Wang Dong shouted without hesitation.

As for why there is no Artoria... Well... because King Arthur said-

You, Wang Dong, Gaia dares not mess with you.

You Guardian, you are from the side of Alaya.

You Shirou, Gaia doesn't care about you.

You Iskandal, you will follow Wang Dong in the future.

And my mother's household registration is in Gaia! How dare I provoke Gaia, bastard!

"You're enough!" At this time, Gaia's voice sounded - well, not after the voice change, but the cute loli sound - and an angry voice: "First, separate the car you squeezed into a ball and then test the voice control privileges! Who can run out if you squeezed so close!"

"..." For a moment, the five people in the team looked at each other expressionlessly, and Wang Dong said to his car with a blank expressionless face: "Dark Night Bat King, go to the left."

Then the car went to the left.

"…Infinite sword system, accelerate a little bit." Emiya also said in a good way.

Then the car ran forward a little bit.

"...Swear to the sword of victory, go to the left." Artoria said with a dead face.

Soon, the five cars separated.

"Okay! Our voice-control plug-in has been activated by Gaia! Next is the time for us to fight back!" Wang Dong raised his right hand high, shouting as if nothing had happened: "Everyone come on!"

"Wang Dong." Emiya slapped Wang Dong's shoulder with expressionless expression and said, "Can you explain to me... What is the point of asking us to shout such a shameful slogan just now?"

"That's not what I said - didn't I say it? A child who doesn't make trouble has no candy! Look, if we don't make trouble, will Gaia tell us the reason?" Wang Dong said sadly: "I helped you solve the puzzle, and you still..."

"Puzzle? This is obviously your proposal, right? Crowd into a ball to enjoy the airflow at the rear of the car in front..." Artoria said with a dark face: "And she kept saying that the tighter the squeeze, the better the effect?"

"Cough cough cough..." Wang Dong coughed twice awkwardly, and then said with a handsome face: "Sa, partner! Come on! Let's carve our victory on the level of Xiao!"

"Is this why you ran to the six-wheel drive dormitory with your brush and ink in the middle of the night and asked Akira to take off her top?" Gaia complained decisively.

"Damn Gaia, is it true that you are the boss behind the scenes? Is it wrong for you to come out to complain about me at this time?" Wang Dong said expressionlessly.

"Hmph." Gaia snorted coldly, without answering Wang Dong's words. Wang Dong turned his head helplessly and said to the narrator: "Narrator, delete the part just now, don't send it out."

"Okay, okay." The narrator nodded quickly, then looked at the author sitting behind him quietly. The author shook the narrator without hesitation, and the narrator nodded clearly, and then did not move the deletion button.

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Soon, the first lap ended like this. Gilgamesh, Kuchilin and Dilumudo had completed the first lap and put the car on the runway again, while Tuoba Ren and Okadakai had just squatted down and started to replace their parts.

The Eagle Feather Dragon and Xingma brothers followed closely behind, and Wang Dong and his group were behind.

"Okay!" Xingma Lie was the first to replace the good parts. He put the car on the runway with a proud look on his face and shouted: "Roar! Hurricane sound!"

Then the parts were replaced and the new Triangle Arrow and Spider King were set off, followed by the Devil Commander only one second behind. Then Wang Dong and his group.

Then, Kurosawa's Black God of War and Mikoto Fujiyoshi set out the same way.

Then...uh...

The master of the charge war god who was originally running fourth, Xingmahao was still replacing parts with pain.

"Haojun is indeed not very good at replacing parts." Looking at this scene, the four-wheel drive fighter couldn't help but start complaining: "He was originally the fourth place, but he hasn't changed it yet, but he looks very calm... Oh! He has already started to replace parts! And at this time, Erlangmaru has changed parts and set off!"

"Ah?" Xing Ma Hao raised his head in shock, looked at Erlangmaru's figure who set off proudly, gritted his teeth and continued to lower his head, and quickly replaced the parts.

At this moment, Aji, who was running at the back, squatted down and began to quickly replace the parts of the car.

"Aji. I'll leave first!" After changing the parts, Xingmahao quickly waved to Aji, and then put the car down on the side of the track.

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On the other hand, the leading group.

"Hahaha, it's so easy! I will definitely win the first place in this game!" Gilgamesh, who was running at the front of the team, said with a proud look: "Wang Dong, I will definitely return all the humiliation you have brought to me in the next game... Let's fight! Lock of Heaven!"

"Come on! Beyond!" Kuqilin shouted out her car name with tears in her eyes - she didn't want it, really didn't want it, but under the lewd power of the fragments of time of Gilgamesh... she could only surrender with tears in her eyes.
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