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Chapter 317: What is more farce than farce is reality (two chapters merged)(1/2)

"Come on! Lord Chen fainted!"

"Imperial Doctor! Imperial Doctor!"

Someone took the opportunity to shake his hand and rolled the Coke to the ground in a frightened manner. Looking at the foam rising from the stone bricks on the ground, he felt that his neck had been separated from his head. Oh, is the emperor going to catch all the civil and military ministers in the court?

Some ministers were even crying, feeling that their life was really hard. Unexpectedly, their final destination was the emperor's bowl of poison!

There was even a half-white Hanlin composer who had a grievance that had begun to soar. Do Dou E know? I am more unfair than Dou E. I am honest and honest all my life, and I am not accord with my own affairs. I would rather eat braised vegetables than a penny. I have no money from unknown origin. The family has only about one hundred acres of land, and the house has only entered a dilapidated courtyard. However, I unexpectedly ended up being given poison.

God is unfair! God is unfair!

"Ah! Ha!"

The Hanlin editor walked out of the crowd and came to Zhu Youxiao. His actions scared the guards of the Han general in front of Zhu Youxiao, and the little yellow sects serving the emperor. Seeing someone coming towards the emperor with a fierce momentum, they immediately stood in front of Zhu Youxiao. The Han general held golden gourds and placed them crossing their hands on his chest and looked at the old man vigilantly.

The little monkey also had a fierce face. If this person dared to get closer, the family would definitely be willing to protect the emperor to the death!

Zhu Youxiao also looked at this brave old minister with confusion.

"Your Majesty!" The Hanlin editor held the bowl with both hands and made a toast.

"Is this my dear to "throw me"?" Zhu Youxiao blurted out his head, but after saying that, he regretted it. Seeing his look of death, he didn't seem to be coming to me to speak well.

"Your Majesty, I have been a Hanlin for more than 30 years. Today, I cannot imagine that the emperor will give this thing with great grace. The king will let the minister die and have to die. But I have another word to say, please let Your Majesty tell me!"

"Your Majesty! It's good to say that people are about to die! I am already fifty-three years old this night, and half of my body has been buried in the soil. It's a pity that I've left, but my colleagues below are so talented. You can't be confused!"

I saw the Hanlin editor lifting the bowl of Coke, bowing to the sky and looking back at the great country.

"Your Majesty! The old minister takes one step first!"

Then he picked up the bowl of Coke with great emotion and prepared to drink it all.

"puff!"

You should know that this bowl has 500 milliliters, and it is stuffed by a sip of people who have never drunk Coke. The consequences are obvious. Hanlin editor sprayed it out directly, just spraying the little monkey indignant face in front of him.

When Hanlin's editor saw the half bowl of Coke left in the bowl, he felt frightened and desolate. What a vicious poison, the poison was like tens of millions of steel needles piercing him as soon as he entered his mouth.

This is also in your mouth. If you enter the stomach, you can imagine the consequences. You will not be able to penetrate the intestines and break the stomach in an instant.

"ha!"

The Hanlin editor held his breath and thought that he was so kind today that he could not leave half a bowl of poison, which made people laugh!

So he picked up the bowl again and drank the remaining half bowl in one go.

Then he grabbed the edge of the bowl with one hand and threw the bowl downwards. Suddenly, the bowl became fragmented and shattered, and the fragments collapsed several meters away.

Hanlin editor smashed his mouth and savored the taste of poison. Not to mention that the poison was like needles in and out, but after entering the stomach, it was very sweet, just like eating honey poop, which was endless.

When did the poison be so delicious? I really want to have another bowl before dying. I would rather be a full-fledged ghost even if I die.

It's just a pity...it's a pity!

The Hanlin editor took out a handful of vegetables from his arms, and looked at the green vegetables in his hand and a few turbid tears flowed down the corners of his eyes.

But I have a seventy-year-old mother at home. I thought I could keep it for my mother to taste fresh, but the child is incompetent and unfilial.

"Your Majesty! Don't be deceived by villains!" Hanlin's composer's face was full of sincerity. He was willing to exchange his death for the emperor's will and save my Ming Dynasty.

The ministers are now one bowl of "poison" by one person. The emperor cannot lose all the ministers, otherwise wouldn't it be a mess!

At this moment, the Hanlin editor suddenly changed his body, and his face was abnormal while covering his heart.

The ministers behind him held the bowl motionlessly, and looked at the Hanlin editor's actions and immediately raised their hearts to their throats.

The Hanlin editor only felt that his deadline had really come, and it seemed that something had risen from his belly and poured into his mouth and nose. Could it be that his stomach had been burned by poison and poisonous blood was pouring out!

No! You cannot lose your manners in front of the emperor!

I saw the Hanlin editor covering his heart and turning it around with great discomfort, and he could no longer hold it in his eyes to the ministers.

In the frightened eyes of the ministers, Hanlin editor opened his mouth a little, and something suddenly surged out from underneath.

"Himmer~~~~~~~~~~"

This hiccup sounds quite a bit and very long.

Suddenly....

"No, Lord He fainted!"

"Come!"

"Imperial Doctor!"

After letting out this breath, Hanlin Xiu felt much more comfortable. He smashed his mouth and felt a little sweet in his mouth.

"I'm still alive?"

"Why isn't I dead yet?"

The Hanlin Xiu turned around and looked confused. He felt that it was really a mistake to live now.

Zhu Youxiao covered his face. He really didn't know whether to cry or laugh. It was really the first time I wanted to slap myself, really!

You said that it was okay, why would you give them some coke? If it really didn't work, it would be fine for them to order juice.

sigh!

Zhu Youxiao was worried and picked up the Coke and took a big sip. He was so worried.

However, Zhu Youxiao's actions immediately annoyed the Hanlin editor. He saw him pounce on him, but he was pulled by the fast-witted general of the Han Dynasty.

But the Hanlin editor still shouted anxiously: "Your Majesty must not! Your Majesty must not... hiccup... hiccup... hiccup... hiccup... hiccup... hiccup... hiccup... hiccup for a day!"

The emperor actually drank this bowl of poison himself. Could it be that the emperor was crazy about gaining and losing his heart? I guess yes, otherwise why would the emperor ordered the ministers to be poisoned to death? Oh my God! God doesn’t bless me to the Ming Dynasty!

At this time, the ministers had fallen into a petrification state. What did they see just now? The poison the emperor actually drank?

Mom! The emperor is going to die with us!

The ministers who felt that they were doomed were ashamed. Looking at the bowl of poison in their hands, it seemed that today next year was his death day.

Well, the emperor and us went to the underworld together, which is the first time we have ever experienced.

It’s just a pity that they all accompany the last emperor on the road, but the emperor, the emperor! My Ming Dynasty seems to be quite good, and it doesn’t look like the last generation no matter how you look at it.

However, some ministers were very calm, such as several ministers and several cabinet masters who knew the emperor better. They felt that the emperor could not do such brainless things, and there might be any misunderstandings in it.

Look at that colleague, after drinking for a while, he was still full of red faces. Is there nothing wrong with it? Maybe this is not poison.

Sun Chengzong smiled slightly and picked up the bowl and put the "poison" into his mouth. Not to mention the sweet and cool thing, it seemed that some qi was running around in his mouth. It was really a unique flavor. It was not a poison, it was definitely not a poison.

It's delicious and tight.

Zhu Youxiao thought it would be better for me to clarify, otherwise I wouldn’t know how many more I could “diff”. Otherwise, if you look at that one, you have already started rolling your eyes, and then you see that you have already started to sway all over your body, and you are clearly about to fall to the ground.

"My dear friends, don't misunderstand me. This thing is not a poison. Don't look at it as weird as it is like that poison. In fact, it is a very delicious drink. I got it by chance and enjoyed it with the king and his ministers, but I couldn't think of it. I feel very guilty. In this way, I will toast you with this thing!"

Zhu Youxiao picked up the Coke, took a sip, then nodded, and signaled to the ministers to taste it.

Seeing the emperor's explanation, the ministers with doubts on their faces were carefully approached the bowl and wanted to take a sip.

"ah!"

This sound scared many ministers. Could it be that the emperor deceived us?

Mom!

But before their mother finished calling, another voice came.

"This drink is not good-looking but is so sweet and delicious. It's such a strange thing!"

It's so thief! Who is fucking breathing when he speaks! It's scary to death or not!

But this thing is really so delicious? Just try it out.

Sure enough, the ministers took a sip and felt that they really felt sweet and tasty as the emperor said. It seemed that there was something angry in their mouths and they were running around again. They were the only ones I saw in my life.

Delicious! Have another sip!

Ah~~hiccup~~~

"Please go back to your post!"

With Zhu Youxiao's voice, the ministers returned to their positions with shame. They were embarrassed. They were so ignorant that they had lost their face for decades. Fortunately, they were all lost by all the civil and military officials in the court, so no one laughed at them.

Some officials were anxious. Looking at their colleagues around them, drinking the drink and eating the mandarin duck hotpot, they felt inexplicable, thinking that this was a way to open the hotpot.

I couldn't help but feel very regretful. Why did I sprinkle this thing? Otherwise, I could have enjoyed the delicious food recently, which is a pity.

The official who was happily sucking the mutton coke suddenly felt something was wrong around him. Seeing a pair of green eyes that were already longing, he immediately hugged the coke in his arms as if he was protecting his calf.

Some ministers couldn't help it, thinking that it would be a pity if they had eaten the delicious food in the world today.

"Your Majesty dares to ask what this drink is called?" an official stood up and asked.

Zhu Youxiao finally got a question from someone. He was preparing for everything today to arouse this person’s interest.

I have several warehouses for this Coke and hot pot base, but I can’t finish it. I can’t finish it, so it’s great to take it out to make contributions.

So Zhu Youxiao is planning to build a super luxurious restaurant in Beijing. This restaurant is extraordinary and is guaranteed to attract high-ranking officials and nobles. Today is the first stop to attract them, and it seems that the effect is pretty good.
To be continued...
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