Chapter 17 Being an Emperor is Boring
After Wei Zhongxian left, the little monkey reported.
"Your Majesty, the Queen is asking for a visit!"
"I'm so annoying! I didn't see that I was busy!"
Zhu Youxiao didn't raise his hand and waved his hand to drive the little monkey out.
Ha! Women, no game is important.
By the way, why is this wolf so difficult to play? I have been fighting for a long time. How could I pass the boss Ashina Yanichiro, who was the first level? His grandmother's fancy style has been beaten for 500 times, and he didn't even get rid of his blood every time.
Damn Japanese! You guys wait for me. When I solve the problem, I will definitely visit the Japanese land in person. If I don’t cut off the designer and ancestor of this game, I will not be considered a wise ruler!
If you are not careful, a capital blood-red dead word appears on the screen.
OK, five hundred words of death have finally been collected.
It must be not that I am too fucking, it must be the problem with this game. After all, I am the king of kings.
Zhu Youxiao threw the handle on the desk and went crazy.
"His grandma! I've had enough of the days without the Internet! I want game guides! I want to watch movies and TV series! I also want to watch Douyin!"
There is no cell phone...Okay, there is a cell phone, but the signal above is nothing.
If you can't move, you will collect money. Isn't it said that the signal is the best! You won't be able to press a base station in Daming, and you have any face to say that the signal is good!
I really want to open the King's Crazy Vegetable, but unfortunately, where did I go to find another nine people?
This is simply impossible to live!
Zhu Youxiao was so angry that he opened a bottle of 2l of Pepsi and started to blew it.
"The emperor and the queen don't want to leave, and they say when you are willing to see her, otherwise she will stand outside the hall and not leave."
"puff!"
"Ahem!!"
Zhu Youxiao, who was having sex, couldn't stop stabbing and directly squirted the little monkey's face.
"Thank you for your kindness." The little monkey reacted instantly and knelt down on the ground. As the saying goes, thunder, rain and dew are all the kindness of the Lord. If you spit on your face, it is also a supreme reward. It is not that ordinary people don't have this treatment yet.
"That...that...no thank you, no thank you." Zhu Youxiao still didn't fully adapt to the emperor. Even if he was shameless and looked grateful, he was embarrassed.
However, Zhang Yan is quite annoying. She doesn’t have a little bit of a woman’s consciousness. Women in this era are not as good as those in later generations.
Women in later generations are really amazing. If you ask how powerful it is, Zhu Youxiao can only say that it is quite powerful, tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk
Tsk, if you say that Zhang Yan is quite beautiful, even Zhu Youxiao Bian Lanqun Douyin Kuaishou is basically no match for him, especially his temperament, which is impossible to bear if he is a man.
But Zhu Youxiao is not an ordinary person. He thinks he looks good and looks good, but who are we?
Emperor! Your Majesty! The Nine Five Lords!
Why is it so disgusting in my heart? I am so happy that my wife can't adapt. Forget it, let's just "put it on the shelves" first. You are the queen and I am the emperor.
Besides, we have never touched the girl's little hand after we have grown up so old. Before we can give up our first love, we have a wife.
I don't want to! I have to find a complete first love!
Must be more beautiful than Zhang Yan!
Well...a hundred times!
"Then!" Zhu Youxiao gave the little monkey a mirror, which was the round mirror wrapped in cheap red plastic in the two yuan shop on the street with a bracket.
"I gave this item to the queen, and I said that I have neglected her recently for busy official business, but I am still very concerned about it. I hope the queen will not worry about it. After I finish this period of time, I will naturally go to Kunning Palace."
"Abide by the order!" The little monkey carefully held the mirror and did not dare to neglect at all.
He walked to the queen and said a thousand years old.
"Your Majesty the Empress asked the young man to hand over this thing to you." Then he handed the mirror in his hand to the palace maid beside the Empress.
Zhang Yan looked down and was stunned, just because she looked at herself in the mirror. What a magical object this was. It could clearly see the tiny illumination of a person, just like a real person standing in front of him.
Is the person inside really himself? Zhang Yan stretched out her broad sleeves and gently tapped on the mirror. It was cold and hard. The person inside really was himself.
It turns out that I look like this.
In the past, Zhang Yan only used a bronze mirror or a water mirror. The people inside seemed to be in fog. People could only see the general view, and their facial features were easily deformed. There was no such clearness as this modern mirror. So Zhang Yan couldn't help but love it when she saw it.
This object must be a rare treasure, and there is no one in a thousand. Your Majesty can find this object for me, which must have been a lot of trouble. It seems that Your Majesty still has a good time in his heart.
Zhang Yan happily hugged the mirror in her arms without feeling cold.
After knowing Zhu Youxiao's feelings for her, the big stone in Zhang Yan's heart was immediately moved away and she suddenly felt enlightened.
Then Chunfeng said to the little monkey with a full face: "I'm sorry, Eunuch Hou, brings me a message."
The little monkey quickly lowered his body and said, "I dare not."
"It is a blessing for the Ming Dynasty to care about the people. I hope your Majesty will take care of you, eat more when eating, and don't rest too late."
"Eunuch Hou is working hard."
The little monkey's face was a little weird. The Queen's instructions seemed to be useless. Eat more food? Your Majesty's meal was not three big bowls of rice. You can eat another plate of snacks when you are interested. It's really a bit late to rest, but you're not dealing with official duties. Your Majesty is just fighting a thing called "Slaying the Four".
Sigh... It's really Jian's heart to kill the four.
Although the little monkey didn't understand what it means to kill the four, he also knew that it looked really interesting when he looked at the emperor.
He was able to accuse a person in a box to kill monsters. His Majesty is truly the true dragon emperor and has the same method as a god.
Zhu Youxiao felt that he was bored now, and he had no internet to play with his mobile phone. The only game in P4 was Swallow, and he couldn't beat it. He was so cruel to the computer.
I think I have lived for 27 years and have not had the experience of the opposite sex. I really want to bring two little palace maids outside the hall to explore how ancient emperors favored the harem, but Zhu Youxiao is still lustful and has no courage.
I really want to go out of the palace to see it. I will study the brothel culture outside the palace. The legend is really fun.
"Little Monkey!"
"The little one is here!"
"Born me out of the palace! (I suddenly remembered that famous sketch)"
"Abide by the order!"
"Ah?" The little monkey stood there in a daze.
However, Zhu Youxiao had a whim and looked at the figure of the little monkey with a figure of about 1.5 meters, and then looked at his tiger-back and bear-waisted waist that was nearly 1.7 meters, as if he was carrying me on his back... It was not suitable.
"Forget it, just pretend that I haven't said it! Go back!" Zhu Youxiao, who was too lazy to run, felt that driving out of the palace seemed too shocking, so he should give up.
Continue! I don’t believe that I can’t beat the first level!
At night, the door of the mansion of the Zuodu Censor Cao Sicheng was closed, and a pair of sedan chairs were quickly lifted into the back door. Several guards guarded the door vigilantly as if something shameful was entering.
Zuodu Censor Cao Sicheng was sitting in the main seat anxiously waiting for something. At this time, a middle-aged man in a Confucian shirt was led into the study by a butler.
Seeing this, Cao Sicheng immediately stood up and quickly stepped forward and bowed.
Chapter completed!