Eight hundred and sixtieth chapters nosebleed again
"A good harvest, four eggs, and such thick bird legs, are definitely enough for us to have a full meal..." Yang An said with a smile.
"You think beautifully, these are not for you to eat!" Li Jiayu snorted.
"I don't eat bird eggs and bird legs...what should I eat something? Could it be that I want to eat you..." Yang An's eyes swept around Li Jiayu's chest and smiled evilly.
"You are weak and you must eat some nutritious things. Eating rough foods like meat, eggs, etc. will probably have a great impact on your recovery, so I specially brought you a bird's head... Here, that's it."
As he said that, Li Jiayu used magic tricks to remove a bird's head that was smashed by a stone from behind. The bird's head was quite ferocious. Not only was the head broken and bloody, but even the brain was flowing out. His bird's eyes were even more out of shape. There was no bird's hair on the top of his head, which looked quite disgusting...
"Pooh"
Li Jiayu threw the bird's head in front of Yang An, raised her round and cute chin, and ordered Yang An from a high place:
"Did you see it? This is your breakfast! Listen to me, don't look at the slurry and smelly smell of these brains, but after my speculation, this brain is definitely a holy medicine for healing. Take a sip and strengthen your body, drink two sips to live a hundred years old, drink three sips to become immortal. Yang An, what are you waiting for? Don't delay any more, drink brains quickly!"
"Uh...I think I'd better forget it, I'm afraid I'll be poisoned to death..."
Yang An swallowed a mouthful of bitter water, looked at the disgusting bird head on the ground in a little embarrassed manner, and then looked at the dazzling Li Jiayu. He teased:
"Jiayu, if you are really worried about my injury, you can give me a massage or give me a warm hug... Do you know, the power of love is endless..."
"Don't disgusting people. If you are in heat, do you want me to go out and catch a female monkey for you to vent your desire?" Li Jiayu rolled her eyes and said disdainfully.
"Jiayu. I..."
Yang An was speechless for a moment. He really didn't expect Li Jiayu to be so vulgar. Last night, Li Jiayu was so gentle and cute when she was drunk. She was full of goddess style, and she was charming in every move, and she would blush at any time. But why did she become more and more personal when she got up this morning and was extremely cold to Yang An?
"You, oh, do you dislike a female monkey that can't satisfy you? OK, for our share of weal and woe, I can help you out and catch a few more female monkeys... If you are still dissatisfied, then I can also help you catch a female wild boar or a female velociraptor. Anyway, you have the halo of a flower fool, as long as your tiger body shakes, these female animals will definitely be clean and let you do it..." Li Jiayu shrugged, looking extremely arrogant.
"Jiayu. I'm not interested in animals, I'm only with you..."
"Okay, stop talking nonsense! That strange bird was killed by my life. The purpose is to seize its brain and replenish your body. You are grateful on the left and love on the right. Why do I find the healing medicine for you now? You don't appreciate it. Yang An, do you look down on me?"
Speaking of the last sentence, Li Jiayu actually got angry. She took a step forward and lifted Yang An's chin.
"No..." Yang An was a little ashamed. He has always been extremely strong people, but he was nervous in front of Li Jiayu, and he could easily become confused. The so-called care is messy. The more he likes Li Jiayu, the more he is likely to fall into a devil, especially now that he is seriously injured and has to rely on Li Jiayu's care.
"No? Then you drank the brain... Yang An's face turned blue and red, and finally he was forced to do nothing by Li Jiayu. He thought that this was something Li Jiayu gave him, even if it was poison, he was willing to drink it!
After hesitating for a while, Yang An picked up the bird's head with trembling hands, then opened his mouth and squeezed the broken wound of the bird's head with both hands. With a "gurgling", a smelly brain sputtered into Yang An's mouth. The smelly bitter and salty brain almost made Yang An want to vomit, but due to Li Jiayu's face, he still forced himself to swallow his stomach and intestines...
Seeing Yang An's painful expression, Li Jiayu next to her showed a sly smile.
Hehe, Yang An did not rely on Aiwei as a military advisor in his previous life, so he used tricks to kill Li Jiayu. Li Jiayu was often chased by Yang An Aiwei and his wife and were in a mess... I never thought that Li Jiayu would have the opportunity to tease Yang An in this life and force him to eat such disgusting things.
No……
My brain is still not enough. If you have the chance in the future, you will have to force Yang An to eat dinosaur feces, which will completely ruin Yang An’s dignity!
There was really a moment when Li Jiayu felt the pleasure of succeeding in her tricks...
It seems that wearing this goddess body is not entirely a bad thing. At least you can play with Yang An in applause and treat him as a dog, right?
"I finished eating it and the taste is pretty good. I specially left some for you Jiayu. Your body has not yet recovered. Do you want to try it?"
Yang An wiped the gray brain at the corner of his mouth, and his face was almost turning black. The strong vomiting made his facial features twist, but he still tried his best to make an expression as if nothing had happened, but the sweat on his forehead had already flowed down.
"No need, just finish drinking it yourself. Hey, remember to drink more..."
"Let's drink together, so that it will be romantic." Yang An said with a smile.
"Who has a romantic relationship with you? I'm so passionate!"
Li Jiayu snorted, and when she saw that Yang An had been almost tortured, she felt a little relieved. When she thought that she could slowly abuse Yang An on the deserted island in the future, Li Jiayu felt a little inexplicably expectant and excited.
However, her attention soon became on today's breakfast.
Because she vomited everything in her stomach last night, Li Jiayu was already so hungry that she was ranted. If she didn't supplement her nutrition, she would be so weak that she couldn't walk.
The legs of the strange bird are quite rough, strong and flexible, which is even more difficult than the elephant meat. If it is not roasted, it will be difficult to swallow.
But the problem is that there is no fire in this cave at all!
The bonfire last night had already been extinguished in the early morning.
"Hey, Yang An, can you drill wood to make fire?"
"Of course...of course..." Yang An responded and wanted to stand up, but he was only halfway through. The wound on his legs and feet cracked again.
"Stop showing off your strength, you can do nothing! Humph, it's such a useless thing. It seems that I have to do it!"
The hardwood blocks, pointed wooden strips, and some dry moss collected last night were still left, so it should be fine to use them to drill wood to make fire. Li Jiayu squatted on the ground, picked up the pointed wooden strips and approached the hardwood blocks, and turned them with both hands.
Unfortunately, Li Jiayu's power is too small, which is not much better than ordinary women. After more than ten minutes of sleep, there is still no white smoke coming out...
"Damn it, why can't it be..."
Li Jiayu was very unhappy. Last night, Yang An just turned around casually, and the flames were whistling. Why was it her turn that couldn't do it...
Yang An was silently dripping from behind, and his eyes would be locked on Li Jia's top curve from time to time. Li Jiayu's dragon-skinned trousers were a bit loose, but now she squatted on the ground and tightened her pants. The curve of her butt was outlined. The first thing that caught her eye was the unique round butt, which was slightly back along her body, and even because of the movement of drilling wood to make fire, Yang An's blood was angrily shaking.
"Yang An, why are you bleeding from your nose again!"
Suddenly, Li Jiayu turned her head and saw another large patch of blood on Yang An's chest, and her face was dementia, as if she was having a mental illness.
"Ahem..."
Yang An could not tell the truth about the sequelae of monkey drinking and aphrodisiacs, so he had to dodge his eyes and said with a smile:
"It seems that the brain you gave me just now was poisonous... It made my brain uncomfortable, and my nose bleeding was also rumbling..."
"Oh, then you can continue to flow more."
"good……"
"What a bullshit! I'll look at you anymore, believe it or not, I'll dig you for a dog's eye! Do you really treat me Li Jiayu as a fool!"
"Jiayu, there are two reasons... You have such a good figure, so-called beautiful lady, a gentleman, you are so beautiful, how can I not watch it? Haha, I think you are a good wife... Of course, the main reason is the brain of the strange bird, which seems to have aphrodisiac and aphrodisiac..."
"Shut up! Don't try to fool me!"
Li Jiayu was unable to live in the wild for a long time, and she had already felt a little angry. Now Yang An still dares to act like a trick. She really wanted to immediately lift a stone and smash Yang An's head out of her brain!
"Jiayu, take your time, don't worry, the key to getting fire is patience..."
"I'll tell you to shut up!"
In this kind of wild, it is not easy to drill wood to make fire. It just rained heavily last night, and the whole forest was wet. There was no other way to make fire...
In desperation, Li Jiayu had to sit on the ground and rest for more than an hour, barely recovering a little bit of mental power. Then she recited the spell, and her fingers were like butterflies, posing various graceful and mysterious handprints.
"Clay bomb!"
Li Jiayu condensed all his mental power and summoned a clay spider the size of a fist. As soon as it appeared, it immediately climbed onto the hardwood block and then exploded with a bang.
The smoke and dust rolled, and after the flames disappeared, the wood block had already spread out a bunch of flames...
"Hey, Jiayu, are you actually a summoner?"
Yang An said in surprise, he knew that Li Jiayu was the goddess of light, and even more, he knew that Li Jiayu was a mermaid...
But this was the first time he saw Li Jiayu performing the summoning technique with his own eyes!
"What, what's strange about it? You, Yang An, have four major inheritances, and what's strange about it?"
Li Jiayu glanced at Yang An casually, then put the dry moss and wood chips on the flame, making the fire grow bigger and bigger.
Afterwards, Li Jiayu went out to find some wet branches. This branch is very waterproof. After peeling off the bark, the wood inside is still dry and it is easy to burn fire.
After a lot of effort, I finally made the new bonfire prosperous. At this time, Li Jiayu could roast the bird's legs and eggs and make a breakfast for herself and Yang An.
No, it's not breakfast, it's lunch.
Chapter completed!