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Chapter 215 The three-day covenant... the army is neutral

Payment chapter (12 o'clock)

Chapter 215 Three-day Agreement…Military Power

"Master, you've made a mistake..."

Just as Li Jiayu was about to join the war, the dark octopus suddenly ran to Li Jiayu, tilted his head and hummed:

"It's not what you think of as your master... The octopus's 'life essence' can only be used five times a day, and the success rate is about 30%... So, it's useless for you to kill more than a dozen second-level high-level insects, your octopus is perfect. It has limited power and can't use so many roots. A white and rich beauty like you, don't have any expectations for the octopus..."

"Then why didn't you make me excited early?" I thought that the dark octopus could produce "life essence" without limit. But after a long time of trouble, this guy actually had such a big restriction. Although he knew that the bigger the cheaper it was, the less easy it was to get, Li Jiayu was still a little amused.

"But you didn't ask..." The dark octopus narrowed his eyes, and his bare and slippery forehead could almost reflect:

"Don't be disappointed, the octopus will work hard to make the 'life essence'. For the sake of white and rich beauty, even if the **silk sells its kidneys, it will have to make money to buy Apple Loved Four Mobile Phones..."

"What Apple loves crazy mobile phones? No one wants to sell the kidneys of tentacle monsters like you..."

Li Jiayu's mouth twitched. He was increasingly unable to understand the hometown dialect of Dark Octopus. This guy spent all day long with inexplicable words such as "no three points to thank", "white and rich beauty", "lonely as snow", "no crying and masturbation", "spare tires", "black fungus", "bunker", "send pictures but don't release seeds, and thousands of people poke chrysanthemums" and so on, which makes people completely inconstrue.

"Uh, I just got it too fast, and I brought my hometown dialect with me. Master, don't mind... Octopus means that in order to allow the beautiful sisters in the school to get the essence of the octopus's life, quickly improve their strength, and then become the master's good friend, the octopus will fight for his life."

At this point, the dark octopus raised his head and rolled his eyes gruntly, like a pug begging for dog food, and there seemed to be tears flashing in his eyes:

"Master, you have to agree to the two conditions for the octopus..."

"It's almost time to go to the battlefield, why don't you talk so much nonsense?" Li Jiayu kicked the dark octopus to show her dissatisfaction.

"These two conditions are actually very simple..."

"Stop talking nonsense, I am your master, you even mean to ask me to agree to your conditions. Don't think I don't know how difficult you are to serve. Come and go, just thinking about strengthening my harem. Alas, I have been with you for so many times. I really don't want to establish a harem, and I don't want to just fuck people casually..." Li Jiayu spread her hands, indicating a lot of pressure.

"Master... you are too naive. Do you really think you can withstand the torrent of the times? I wonder how many people are looking forward to you opening a harem. Even if you don't want to establish a harem, you can't fight against fate... Oh, by the way, last night, the octopus watched the star sign at night, speculating on the master's love luck. The result made the octopus very happy, because your wife will exceed double digits, and within three days, you will get rid of your virginity..." The dark octopus became more and more excited, and all sixteen tentacles were waving in the air. The suction cups on it opened and closed, making a rhythmic sound of "dongle dongle dongle", which was a bit like rock music.

If the Dark Octopus wears a pair of sunglasses, a headscarf, and a beard under his chin, it will look like a rock singer - of course, it refers to the most down-and-out silk rock wanderer on the street, or the one that can't even afford a guitar.

"Wait... the virgin body refers to people. I am a man. Have you ever studied this guy?" Li Jiayu said angrily.

"Uh..." The dark octopus blinked awkwardly, feeling ashamed of his cultural level.

"There are still thick clouds these days, and the roots are not in the sky. You are just making a fool of yourself. Why are your wife over double digits? I'll get Sister Wanqing in a week..."

"Wait, master, I'm just you will become a guest on the table for a certain mistress within a week, but it's not necessarily Miss Xiao..." The dark octopus cried out injustice, sucking his nose, and spewing out some black ink, dripping on the ground and splashing a pile of white smoke.

"Well... it was my tongue-in-law. Anyway, I don't believe you." Li Jiayu's face turned red at first, and then she said sternly.

"Master, don't believe it... Octopus' prophecy is very accurate. In the octopus world, there is a companion named Paul. The World Cup football game it predicts is also accurate... So, Master, just wait. Within three days, you will definitely be reversed by a certain mistress. Let's wait and see. Well, if it is Miss Yan Zisu or Miss Xiao, they are still some, at least they are very gentle, but if it is Miss Yan, you will be miserable. A weak body like you cannot satisfy a female tyrannosaurus like Miss Yan. Maybe your roots cannot satisfy her. Well, if it is Miss Liu Yinsha, it will be even worse... You will definitely be squeezed out, so Octopus suggests that you quickly find a way to increase your size and perseverance, otherwise you will not even have the last trace of a man's dignity, after all, you have become like this..."

The octopus moved him with emotion and explained his reason, and made quite pertinent suggestions to Li Jiayu. The helpless thing was... Li Jiayugen couldn't listen. When he came, the dark octopus was clearly teasing him.

As for why the Dark Octopus changed its name to Liu Yinsha as its mistress, Li Jiayu was too lazy to pay attention to it. He immediately turned red and stared at the Dark Octopus angrily, gritting his teeth and said:

"Hu, Hu Badao, I, my size and holding are not bad at all. Wan, barely can be considered a medium-to-high level... Uh, bastards are not allowed to discuss such vulgar topics in the future. If you dare to joke with me again, I will definitely kill you."

"Master... It's good for action. Your future harem is so big, you will definitely not be able to bear it in the future. If you don't plan ahead, you will regret it sooner or later. There is a famous saying in the world of octopus. You don't know that ** is expensive, and you will cry when you are old... It means that when you are young, you will be masturbating all day, which will damage your body, and you won't lift it when you are middle-aged and elderly..."

"What does that have to do with me?" Li Jiayu said ruthlessly.

"Uh... the reason is similar. Master, although you don't masturbate, if you don't exercise, you will still be squeezed out. After all, you are a mage, not a berserker who can even be a hundred or seven hundred times a night. Well, Master, can't you listen to a word... Then forget it, let's put forward the conditions just now. If you promised the octopus, the octopus will definitely double the speed of creating the "life essence"."

"" Li Jiayu said in a muffled voice, as long as the dark octopus stops discussing the topic of opening a harem and strengthening aphrodisiacs with him.

"Yeah, the 'life essence' made by octopus, master, you are not allowed to give it to men, but to give it to beautiful sisters."

"…what about me? I can't do it either?"

"Master, you have always been a white and rich beauty in the octopus' heart... So, you are an exception." The dark octopus obviously waited for this sentence, so it seemed to be very happy when it answered, with the expression on its face extremely proud and intoxicated.

"..." Li Jiayu rolled her eyes and said nothing. It would be fine if the strangers misunderstood his gender, but this guy Octopus... Alas, Li Jiayu is powerless to complain.

"Master, you just agree without saying anything. Hehe, Octopus wants to send Da Hongyuan, so that hundreds of beautiful sisters from Xijiang University can all have unique skills..."

"Then they all become your mistress, right? Stop talking nonsense, let's be the second one..."

"The second one is master, can you be a little bit more to Liu Yinsha's mistress. She is very kind to octopus, and she also teaches octopus how to please the elder sister, and teaches octopus how to be cute. Although octopus is ugly, there are times when it is cute..."

“…”

"So, in terms of how much Liu Yinsha's mother is to the octopus, master, don't be so fierce to her. It's okay to take advantage of her occasionally. She's happy, everyone, and master, don't be coquettish and boastful. In fact, she doesn't mess with me. Although she is the top socialite in Yangcheng and the top mother of international nightclubs, she is actually a little bit Sang, and she doesn't have the roots for those rich and high-ranking businessmen and officials who are big belly..."

"What does this have to do with me?"

"Of course it's related. The reason why Liu Yinsha's mistress became so coquettish is just the influence of her personality caused by the dark sacrificial spirit. She was not so coquettish when she was in Yangcheng, and her husband was hacked to death by people in the casino a year ago, so she has been guarding her body all year round..."

"Stop talking nonsense, are you selling your mistress Liu Yinsha to me? Or do you want to whitewash her image? Okay, okay, I've passed it. I'm not interested in Sister Wanqing. Even if Liu Yinsha is still there, I'm too lazy to take a look..."

Li Jiayu and the dark octopus chatted for more than a minute, and the insects in front finally approached, like a vast ocean, landslides and tsunamis, flying densely, mixed with violent and violent suppressed aura

"Come here"

"Everyone is in charge of all the soldiers."

"The Mage Department prepares for firepower assassin system to accelerate the free play of the special system"

In an instant, the vanguards on the front became noisy, and they all held their breath, their hearts jumped wildly.

On the battlefield of blood bathing between humans and insects, there is only death, no mercy, and the cruelty is like hell. If you are not careful, you may be the one who dies.

There were 12,000 insects on the stage this time. When Xijiang City had not cooperated with Gongzhou City a few days ago, the insect swarm of this size could beat Xijiang City to half a break.

"Boom"

The ground moaned violently because of the trampling of large insects, swaying like a magnitude four earthquake

Chapter 215 Three-day Agreement…Military Power

Chapter 215 Three-day Agreement... The Army has established authority, and arrived at the site
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