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Chapter 1505 I'm actually drunk again!

"Hulu, Hulu..."

The genius was bright, and the light golden sunlight passed through the windows and shone halos on the curtains, bringing the entire bedroom back to its brightness.

"Well... why is the octopus snoring again... disturbing people's dreams."

Li Jiayu rubbed her eyes and complained dissatisfiedly, because the octopus was not only snoring, but also grinding her teeth!

In the past, octopus would occasionally snore, but that was when it was dreaming. Now the octopus snore is louder than two years ago. It is obvious that it is a very shameful and disgusting thing that dreams in the dream!

"This is a pervert, I kindly let it sleep next to me, and I actually have the nerve to have a dream for me, go to die!"

Li Jiayu looked at the octopus sleeping soundly on her thighs, frowned in disgust, then moved her body and kicked it out of bed with one foot!

With a "thump", the octopus rolled under the dressing table, but not only did it not wake up, it still smacked its lips, sleeping more soundly, and its saliva flowed all over the floor.

"Um... good to drink... good to drink... another bowl..."

Hearing the octopus's dazed dream, Li Jiayu couldn't help but be amused. Thinking that the octopus had saved her desperately yesterday, her resentment towards the octopus became much weaker, and her tenderness suddenly arose, so she wanted to get out of bed and carry it back, murmured:

"I thought I was having a spring dream... It turned out that I just dreamed of delicious food... In fact, the octopus is quite cute. It would be great if I could change my lustful habits..."

But Li Jiayu's speech fell, and the octopus's lewd voice, which looked like Shin-chief of crayons, came again:

"A bowl is not enough...hehe...and another bowl...thank you, my master...you should just sprinkle it in my mouth from now on...it's inconvenient to always use a bowl to hold your urine..."

Li Jiayu was stunned in an instant!

The tenderness that was originally rare was instantly wiped out, replaced by strong shame, anger and despair!

She clenched her fists, her pink face turned red, and she whispered with gritted teeth:

"I'm such an idiot... I'm actually expecting it... Its head is full of "seqin" and heavy flavors, what else can it have... I'll hold back... After all, it just saved me yesterday... I won't go over and steam it and brais it, at least let it go!"

Li Jiayu took a few deep breaths and finally suppressed her anger. She couldn't help but be angry. This dead octopus is more than ten thousand times more vulgar than Yang An. Yang An can at least behave properly. At least he doesn't act chaotic to her, but the octopus is thinking about drinking urine even in her dreams. How can he bear it!

Even if you are a loser, you don’t need a loser to this level. This is the biggest blow. If you have some shameless and impatient dreams, Li Jiayu can still accept it. After all, she is used to it, but you are full of thinking about eating underwear and drinking and peeing... Then you should be an octopus for the rest of your life!

"Well... I'm so sorry for being a steel... Strange, why do you think so? Do I still want the octopus to be like a normal man? Is it a bit normal sexual fantasy? But if the octopus doesn't eat underwear and doesn't drink urine... Then will it get more and more serious? I'm really thinking too much... Maybe it's good to maintain the status quo... Well, given its heroic yesterday, should I reward it with a bowl and surprise it..."

Li Jiayu thought about it and it seemed that she had never paid back much from octopus. Others kept pets, as long as the cat and the dog were cute, the owner would buy cat food, dog food, milk, and beef to reward them, but Li Jiayu either beat and scolded the octopus or used it as a meat shield...

Looking back now, it is better to say that she is the slave owner than to say that she is the slave owner, squeezing the poor slave in vain and not letting it eat and dress well...

Thinking of this, Li Jiayu felt a little guilty. Well, should I reward her with a bowl? Although it was very shameful... However, compared to the octopus sacrificing for her repeatedly, it seemed nothing...

"Hehe... it's delicious... it's delicious... I've drunk enough... I want to eat something... it's better to squat on top of my head..."

"Swish"

Li Jiayu's face turned blood red in an instant, and white smoke came out of her forehead. She had scarlet eyes and stared at the octopus with murderous intent. The overwhelming murderous intent almost tear the octopus to pieces!

"I... I'm such an idiot! I actually want to reward it with a bowl of dead octopus. I swear to kill you when you wake up! Don't think of sleeping with me again in the future! No, you can't even touch it, you disgusting octopus!"

Of course, Li Jiayu understood the meaning of the octopus' dream. Bastard, you are so ambitious. If you want to drink urine, you are still trying to get more and more. Why don't you go to sleep in the girls' bathroom?

Li Jiayu was nauseated by the octopus and was also completely sleepy. Just as she was about to get up, she found that her thighs were cold and sticky. When she reached out to touch her, it turned out to be the octopus' saliva...

"It's so disgusting. I'm even drooling when I sleep on my legs!"

Li Jiayu was not angry and glared at the octopus viciously again. She picked up a pillow at the head of the bed and threw it over, hitting the octopus' head, but the octopus was still sleeping. It was obvious that he dreamed of some "gaochao" part, and he was eating it so well...

Li Jiayu turned her head and couldn't bear to look at the perverted dead octopus. She drank so sweetly in her dreams, and she really lost to it!

Looking at the light red saliva on his palms and thighs, Li Jiayu sighed helplessly: "It's sticky, I have to take a shower. I really miss the past... Just do a purification technique, you don't need to take a shower at all..."

Li Jiayu is now suffering a severe injury. Although the flesh and blood have regenerated and there is no scar on her shoulder, the corrosive force of time is still stuck in her body, completely imprisoning her power and making her unable to exert any magical power.

Even her space ring was shattered and collapsed, and nothing was gone, including a bunch of collectibles in the past, and those incomparable demigod-level magic cores were gone, and most importantly, even her scepter of light and long skirt of light were gone!

If the bright long skirt is still there, at least it will also have the effect of "purifying filth", but now... it's better to go to the bathroom honestly.

I yawned and turned over and got out of bed. I put on my slippers and dragged them all the way to the bathroom. I closed the door and locked it. I took off my pajamas, untied my underwear, and then opened the shower head. Not long after, the beautiful hot fog was steaming everywhere...

This house is very tasteful and has a good decoration. It can be seen that the original owner is quite knowledgeable about oriental classical architectural culture. Even the decoration of this bathroom is engraved with dragon and phoenix patterns.

Not long after, Li Jiayu was washed. She did not have the bad habit of those idiotic girls washing for half an hour. As long as it could be washed clean, it would be enough.

"Uh... it's not good. I forgot to bring my clothes to change..."

Li Jiayu closed the shower head and found that there were no spare clothes, and the original clothes were sprayed with wet by the shower head...

There was no way, she sprayed it all over the shower head. And those clothes were hung very close, so it would be strange if they were not wet.

The wet clothes were definitely not allowed to wear. Li Jiayu looked around helplessly, and finally locked her attention on the bathroom cabinet.

After looking through it, he found a box of disinfected bath towels. In fact, this was prepared by the original owner. After all, the original owner was also a personal sensual. He often took his friends home for the night, or even took his women home to "yiyeqiong". He must have prepared a lot of spare disinfected bath towels.

"Well... I can't help it. I'll go out to find some clothes to change later... The octopus slept like a pig, and shouldn't wake up and peek..."

Li Jiayu picked up a bath towel and wiped her wet hair and body. After drying the water stains, she wrapped her body horizontally with a new bath towel, wrapping her plump "shuxing" and half of her ivory thighs. Although it blocked the vital points, only the tempting white shoulders, collarbone and big white legs were exposed.

"This bath towel is too short and I almost can't wrap it around... Well, it seems a little bigger recently, it's really annoying. I can never eat papaya again... It seems that it's going up now, it won't be the one again... I have to think of a way to squeeze out the milk inside later... Otherwise, it would be strange if the octopus knows it, and it's not like he's still bleeding. I'll pester me every day... Damn, if I think about giving the octopus drinks, I'm going to vomit..."

Li Jiayu's nectar will only be given to the women close to her. It's not that she looks down on octopus, but she really has a knot in her heart and can't accept octopus.

"Pu"

The door opened, wrapped in a bath towel, and the sexy Li Jiayu walked to the living room with hot mist.

She wanted to change some clothes, but halfway through, she noticed the large refrigerator in the living room.

"I'm a little thirsty after sleeping all night... Let's see what's good to drink first!"

Li Jiayu is also a foodie. Whenever she is injured, her appetite will increase greatly. The midnight snack last night had already been completely digested, and now she is starting to feel hungry again.

Her eyes shined, and she happily ran to open the refrigerator and saw a wide range of food. Tsk tsk, the original owner of this house was such a great person, and she prepared so many delicious foods!

However, Li Jiayu was thirsty and without thinking, she picked up a bottle of glass bottle full of English, opened the lid and smelled it. Well, a mellow smell of milk should be milk, right?

Li Jiayu raised her head and drank the bottle of milk cleanly. Well, it was good, it tasted sweet and delicious, it was the taste I like...

Well……

But why do you suddenly feel dizzy...

Li Jiayu's cheeks instantly turned red, her whole body became hot and in a trance, as if she was drunk, and her body was even more unsteady and shaking.

"Dang"

The bottle containing milk fell to the ground, but the English words "milkbeer" were written on it!

That is to say...

This is actually a bottle of milk beer!

Milk beer is also a wine. Although it does not have the taste of beer, its stamina is actually much stronger than beer. Ordinary people will not get drunk when drinking two or three large bottles of beer, but drinking a large bottle of milk beer may get drunk!

Can Li Jiayu drink?

Obviously not!

She is a drunk person. As long as she is a glass of white wine, she can immediately get drunk until dawn!

"It's the end... it's beer... so vicious... People in this world actually mixed beer and milk to trick me... full of malicious intentions... No, you must not be drunk. If you get drunk, wait for the octopus to come out to see me like this... Maybe you will do something disgusting... I'm not wearing underwear..."

After those two drunken times, Li Jiayu's resistance to alcohol has improved a little bit, at least she won't lie down immediately, and she can still struggle to save herself.

She tried hard to open her hazy drunk eyes, and searched in the refrigerator again in panic, and finally she found a bottle of canned sober tea inside!

There is no way out!

With the only trace of reason left, Li Jiayu breathed rapidly and opened the can as quickly as possible, raised her head and poured all the sobering tea into her throat!

After drinking sobering tea, the can also fall to the ground with a "bang". At the same time, Li Jiayu also collapsed on the ground with a "thump" sound, dizzy. Although she could ensure that she would not fall into a coma, she was already in a state of deep drunkenness.

Just now!

Without warning—

The sound of the air being torn apart came "swish".

Li Wuxin finally appeared in the living room!

Li Jiayu's heels moved for a moment, and obviously she felt something, but she was already drunk and weak, so she was not as careful as she could do anything, let alone act vigilantly. If a lustful person came to touch her at this time, she would not be able to resist.

"It's here, there is indeed a strong demonic aura... This demonic aura also has a faint smell of sea fishy smell. That's right, it's an octopus demon undoubtedly!"

Li Wuxin sniffed. His sense of smell was so sharp that he could smell the faint smell of the octopus at once. Moreover, his cultivation was unfathomable. Of course, he could tell from the smell of the octopus that the octopus was a top monster. It was terrifying to see that the Dragon Emperor, Insect Emperor, and Demon Emperor he encountered when he went to pacify the Three Realms twenty years ago!

"Such a great monster is actually hidden in this densely populated city... What are the plans? Unfortunately, when you encounter me, all your plans will be useless!"

Li Wuxin raised his guard and said with a clanging sound, the strange long sword behind him automatically fell into his palm like life, and accompanied by the buzzing sword sound, obviously to accompany the master to kill.

No matter how Li Wuxin can sank the three realms, and achieve peak immortality through cultivation, he dare not take it lightly at this moment. After all,... that is an epic monster. If you are not careful, Li Wuxin may also be in danger. It doesn’t matter if he is in danger, he is afraid that the fight will affect the civilians in this city and cause innocent casualties!

One step, two steps, three steps...

Li Wuxin walked slowly towards the bedroom with his breathing...

But at this moment, Li Jiayu, not far away, staggered and half-climbed up, looked at Li Wuxin's back with drunken eyes, and murmured drunk:

"You... are you Yang An?"

"scare?"

He is actually a living person?

Li Wuxin's heart suddenly shook!

When he arrived just now, he had already noticed the existence of Li Jiayu behind the sofa, but he found that Li Jiayu was lying on the ground and thought that Li Jiayu was a poor girl who was plundered by the monster to collect and replenish her. She was afraid that she had been exhausted until she died of replenishment and could not be saved.

But unexpectedly...

She can still get up and talk, uh, no, has she not been refined yet?

When he was frightened, Li Wuxin suddenly turned around!
Chapter completed!
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