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Li Jiayu was surprisingly angry this time!
Although octopus was vulgar and shameless in the past, at least he didn't dare to be so blatant, but this time it was too much and had violated Li Jiayu's bottom line!
paralysis!
He actually dared to steal his close-fitting underwear while my mother was unconscious!
And it was stuffed into your mouth and chewed with relish!
I even dare to praise it for its good taste!
It's a good thing for your mom!
Even if you make a great contribution today, I will still remove you from all over the place!
Li Jiayu's face was so angry that her blue eyes were full of fire. Her mind was like lava blew, she didn't care about anything, just thinking about chasing the dead octopus.
She is still innocent and she is easy for her to be innocent now. Now, her innocence has been destroyed in the hands of the vulgar octopus. You must know that even Yang An had never touched her a few times!
"Wow, master, I sacrificed my life to save you. At least you have to give me some reward, don't you? You don't ask you to agree with me, just eat your underwear and won't lose a piece of meat, and you won't get pregnant..."
In the void and on the sea level, the octopus was like a meteor, galloping wildly, but his tone was full of provocation and teasing. It was obvious that he was confident and no longer took Li Jiayu, the master.
"Stop me! Do you know that when I was captured by the slaves of time and space, I was so nervous that I was scared into cold sweat. You can eat my underwear soaked with smelly sweat. You are perverted, you..." Li Jiayu was angry and cursed.
The octopus immediately turned his head and showed a serious look on his face, "Don't think I'm a pervert and underestimate me." He said with a "Oh" and said in a lengthening voice:
"It's not smelly or smelly, your sweat is also fragrant. Oh, it's a pity that you won't urinate when you are too scared, otherwise it will taste better... In fact, your body fluids are fragrant all over your body. Even if you urinate, the octopus can drink eighteen bowls... There is a legend in my world that Wu Song, a hero from Liangshan, drank three bowls of strong wine before going up the mountain to fight tigers... But that's nothing. In order to eliminate the fate of the leader of all evil, I can still drink eighteen bowls of master's urine..."
A sonorous and passionate tone, a serious tone, but the content of the words was extremely vulgar and vulgar. The word "piss" is inseparable from three sentences. It seems that you want to drink a big bowl after fighting to death. It is simply an indecent and unhappy person.
Li Jiayu was so angry that her face turned red and she gritted her teeth and yelled:
"If you have enough, stop talking! If you say it, I will tear your mouth apart!"
"Wow, hahahaha. It's so fulfilling. You tease your master, you're like the prodigal son teasing ** in the movie. It's super fun!"
Li Jiayu was so angry that she laughed in anger: "You are a prodigal son like a bear. Even if you can't pee, I can help you pee and let you look in the mirror!"
"Okay, OK, Master, please urinate on my head..."
The octopus subconsciously licked his face and hit the snake with the stick, but the next moment, it suddenly withdrew its lewd smile, coughed, and tensed its face, changing the obscene and funny voice into a magnetic and majestic voice, and said slowly:
"Wait, master, actually... I'm just possessing an octopus, just like you possessed a human baby boy... In other words, you can abandon humans at any time, and restore the body of the octopus to its original appearance. You... You are now the original appearance, stunning and beautiful, so do you want to see my true appearance?"
"Um?"
A sudden unexpected change made Li Jiayu forget to fly over to chase the octopus, floating in a daze, looking at the round and chubby octopus in a daze.
To be fair, although the image of the octopus is quite cute, like a Q-version red toy octopus, it is always a bit obscene after watching it for a long time. Moreover, this guy likes to wave its tentacles when talking, which inevitably gives people a funny feeling.
"Can you turn into a human form? You...are you not a giant god weapon..." Li Jiayu fainted and felt a little at a loss. If the octopus really turned into a human form, it would feel so weird that she could not imagine being with a vulgar man who had to eat underwear all day long...
Moreover, the octopus' voice is so strange now. I'm used to its vulgar and obscene voice. Li Jiayu is really not used to its current voice...
"The giant god weapon is also a flesh and blood body. Why can't it be turned into a human form? Master, do you remember that the group of stupid dragons invaded the dragon world two years ago called me Lord Dragon God? Don't you think it's strange..."
"It's really strange. It's okay if one or two dragons treat you as a dragon god... but if dozens of them treat you as a dragon god, it's quite strange..."
"That's because when I was transformed into a giant god weapon, I integrated the genes of all powerful races... Demons, gods, Titans, and dragons all have... In order to strengthen my body, the Demon King also deliberately entered the ancestral grave of the dragon clan and seized the corpses of the dragon gods of all generations... In other words, the bones in my body are condensed from the corpses of the dragon gods of all generations. When those stupid dragons of the younger generation see me, they will naturally be shocked by the aura emitted by my bones..."
A few ripples rippled in Li Jiayu's eyes, and after a while, he took a breath and nodded:
"You mean... do you have perfect genes? No wonder when I first came to this world, you could change your form at will, become a pug, a big white rabbit, and a white dove and an eagle. At that time, I was wondering... Can you become a human..."
"In the past, I couldn't become a human being, but now I'm not easy to regain my strength and become a human form? That's what? When Goddess of Light saw my human form, she praised me for being handsome..."
Li Jiayu said without commenting, and said indifferently:
"Is that so? You can't be a good meal if you are handsome or not. Besides, I'm not a scheming girl. What does it have to do with me if you are handsome?"
"But I am more handsome than Yang An! Don't you want to take a look? I will let you know what a perfect masculine body is!"
Li Jiayu stopped talking, lowered her head, was silent for a while before she looked weird: "I'm too lazy to watch, you'd better be your funny octopus honestly, and you're also talking about how masculine and handsome you are, so why don't you just turn back into a human form to chase your goddess of light and stay by my side and eat underwear. Don't you feel frustrated?"
"Wow, master, you're not jealous, right? Actually, I have nothing to do with Goddess of Light..."
Li Jiayu glanced at the octopus coldly. "Is that right? Then you can change it to me?"
"Okay! Master, look at it!"
The octopus was so excited that he couldn't help himself, and finally waited for this moment!
The salted fish is about to turn over!
Since the master has already known his true strength, let the master see my true face!
When you see my true face, you will definitely exclaim. The goddess of light praised me for being handsome back then!
After holding back the energy, the octopus' body was like blowing a balloon. It suddenly swelled, and the pink skin quickly converted into human skin.
In less than a second, the octopus' tentacles disappeared and turned into human form, with hands and feet, bronze skin, with black hair fluttering and eyes shining.
"How?" The man who turned into an octopus hugged his arms, smiled evilly, and looked at Li Jiayu and said, "Is my form not bad?"
"you……"
Li Jiayu seemed to be a ghost, and her eyes were looking at the octopus without blinking, as if she had lost her focal distance, her face turned slightly pale. She swallowed a mouthful of bitter water before pointing at the octopus, and said in surprise:
"Is this your original form? How is that possible?"
"Wow, you're so handsome? Look at your astonished expression..." The octopus was so happy that he couldn't find Bei.
"It's not just that handsome, it's so handsome..." Li Jiayu's eyes twitched: "I've realized it now. You've been a fool from beginning to end... I lied to me that the goddess of light praised you for being handsome... But I was still half-believing and half-doubting... Your level of lying with open eyes is thousands of times stronger than Liu Yinsha..."
"Hey? Master, what are you talking about? Am I not handsome at the octopus? I am a perfect masculine body..."
The man who turned into an octopus was stunned for a moment, and quickly condensed into ice, staring at the image on the ice mirror with wide eyes.
In the mirror, there is no perfect masculine body. It is clearly a slightly bloated middle-aged bald man with thick eyebrows and big eyes, which is completely unmatched with handsome men, and he is extremely vulgar when he smiles!
"Damn it! Why is this happening... Isn't this Tony Big Wood... Why did I become Tony Big Wood?"
The octopus' cold sweat immediately flowed out at a speed visible to the naked eye, looking in a terrifying and incredible look.
Li Jiayu looked at him and sneered:
"Oh, this is your true nature? You're so ugly and crying..."
"No, no, I didn't look like this!"
The octopus gritted his teeth and quickly activated its energy, turned back to the octopus and then deformed again. This time the formation was even bigger, and even white smoke came out.
The wind blew, the white smoke dissipated, and the new image of the octopus finally revealed. The shiny bald head disappeared, but was replaced by a more obscene bronze man in his fifties. His hairstyle was like instant noodles, with his index fingers and middle fingers raised with his hands, and he was still trembling slightly.
Li Jiayu's eyelids twitched. Before she could speak, the octopus over there was already looking in the mirror. After a while, he cried bitterly:
"I'll just go, why did I become Kato Eagle this time... Why is this happening? I can't even get back with my body?"
Suddenly, the octopus widened his eyes and slapped his forehead and wailed:
"I understand. I have absorbed too much of the power of the deaf people's beliefs. But those deaf people watched Japanese movies all day long, enviing the male actors in the movies... So I was deeply affected and could only transform into those wretched boyfriends! Oh my God, is this a retribution!"
Li Jiayu on the other side had already laughed out loud: "Octopus, can you do it? If not, you should be an octopus for the rest of your life. She is wearing such a despicable skin. Who dares to approach you?"
The octopus turned into a octopus and immediately turned red. He threw the ice mirror into the sea in anger, and said hummingly:
"I, of course I can do it! I just had something wrong... I was reborn based on the beliefs of the losers. Therefore, thoughts and body are the condensation of the believers of the losers. Even if you have recovered your strength now, there are still some sequelae... But, master, don't worry, it only takes a short period of time to purify my soul and let the sequelae disappear completely. At that time, you can restore your true human form..."
Li Jiayu waved her hand and looked very disgusted: "You'd better stop regaining your human form. Become your funny octopus and regaining your human form. I don't dare let you follow me... because... it's too disgusting..."
The octopus said with a sad face: "But master, you can't wear tinted glasses... Although I am vulgar now, it's because I'm influenced by the belief of the loser. When I completely purify my soul, I won't be so vulgar. The goddess of light praised me for being gentlemanly..."
Li Jiayu turned her head disgustedly, not looking at the wrinkled old face of "Octopus Kato Eagle", which aggravated the tone and made her decisive:
"So far, don't think I'm still as stupid as two years ago. How could I not know your beauty... You, now you are just a brick-moving loser, and you still try every means to pursue the white and rich beauty... Well, I'm not a white and rich beauty, but I reject any man's idea of me. Do you understand? There is only the relationship between you and me, and the righteousness of a comrade. In addition, I hope you don't mix other feelings. If you cross the line, then you and me will never be able to restore the previous uninterrupted relationship."
"Ah, the octopus understand!"
"Just understand, turn back into an octopus."
"no problem!"
With a light "bang", the white smoke enveloped it, and the "Kato Eagle" turned back to the fat little octopus.
Li Jiayu looked left and right, but still felt that the octopus is the most pleasing to the eye now. She smiled and said, "Don't turn into a small one, can it be turned into a ten-meter big octopus?"
"Okay, let alone ten meters, even one hundred meters and one thousand meters are not stressful!"
The octopus followed Li Jiayu's request and transformed into a huge towering octopus hundreds of meters, scattering across the ocean, not to mention how mighty and domineering it was.
Li Jiayu stood on the octopus' huge head, covering her forehead with her hands. After excitement, she felt a wave of weakness:
"Octopus, take me to a clean and clean place. I'm really tired and want to have a good night's sleep."
"Master wants to go abroad or China? Why don't we go to Dubai again, Dubai is a good place..."
"What else can I do when I recover from my injuries? Just go to China... It's best to be a place near the sea..."
"Okay, master, please sit down!"
The octopus roared, and the "buzzing" sounded loudly and shook the sky. Then it rushed at lightning and cut through the atmosphere. It turned out to plow a deep sea mark on the sea surface, which would not dissipate for a long time!
The light particles around Li Jiayu gradually dissipated, and she whispered with a smile on her lips:
"With this guy around you, you feel safe..."
Finally, Li Jiayu suddenly had a cold war because she found that her protective light element was about to dissipate, and she was unable to use some power due to serious injuries.
Oh no, her clothes are also made up of light elements!
If the power retreats and the light element will become nothingness, wouldn’t she become naked in the waves?
While she was still awake, Li Jiayu quickly used the last trace of energy to take out a pure black cloak from the space ring and put it on her shoulders to cover her whole body.
only……
As soon as he did all this, Li Jiayu heard a "click" sound, and cracks appeared on the silver space ring on his finger, and the cracks quickly expanded. Finally, the ring shattered into fine silver sand. When the wind blew, it dissipated in the air...
After all, this space ring is just a legendary treasure. In the epic battle just now, it could not withstand the toss and could only crush this scene.
She looked a little disappointed, and closed her eyes and sighed:
Chapter completed!