To put it bluntly, the so-called bathing photo I took just now. Li Jiayu had already put on a women's denim suit, and the spring light was not exposed at all. The only thing that could identify her just came out of the bath was her long wet shawl hair and her face that was smoky and reddened by steam. Literature Museum

The photo of the bathing photo is particularly praiseworthy, of course, what is even more praiseworthy is Li Jiayu's satisfied smile, innocent and clear, just like a flawless elf under the moon, independent of the world, and when she smiles, it is enough to make people feel that the whole world has been sublimated, and all the worries are thrown behind her mind, completely obsessed with her smile.

"Of course, it's impossible to show such a good photo to others casually... Although it's eye-catching and teasing the group of people online is quite interesting, I have to keep it..."

In the distant East China Sea, there is a country called Japan that produces a large number of movies called romance action movies, but this kind of movie is outrageous. Why? Because this kind of movie likes to use something called "mosaic", which greatly affects the teenagers' pursuit of truth. They always make people feel itchy and want to shoot the computer to pieces!

Lin Jia occasionally watches romantic action movies, and naturally hates "mosaics", but now is an extraordinary period, and he also follows the same thing and uses "mosaics" to retaliate against society.

He is a computer student and is not bad at painting. He naturally uses PS software to perfection. He uses a mouse to add mosaics to Li Jiayu's bathing photos. Of course, he only covered Li Jiayu's blood-red eyes.

Covering the blood-red eye, Li Jiayu in the photo is like a dragon that has lost her golden eyes. Her style and charm are immediately cut in half, but it also adds a bit of mystery to her, making people eager to see what her eyes look like!

"Haha, the task is done. See if my post can get up to 100,000 replies before she wakes up..."

Lin Jia posted the post and then used some professional software to remove his traces of online access.

With the help of foreign agents and professional software, it is impossible for him to expose his IP address. Even if a top hacker takes action personally, he will be confused by Lin Jia's smoke bombs. In short, he is impossible for him to be caught by Internet experts by following the clues.

After doing this, Lin Jia stopped caring about it and instead used his mobile phone to discuss experience with an experienced old friend.

This old friend is an old fry, who works in a bar and sings well. He looks very vicissitudes and stylish. An old man in his thirties has spent many women in his bar, and he has all kinds of women. He is a student girl in his twenties. A gold-wives girl in his twenties, a jasper in his small family, a white-collar worker, a teacher, a nurse, a flight attendant, a rich daughter, a young woman in his thirties, a pregnant woman, a widow, a mature woman in his 40s, a civil servant, a rich man, a female boss, and even a half-old woman in his fifties has been to several. Anyway, there are countless women she has played with, and he doesn't even remember how many...

A college student is innocent and a virgin, and the other one is DJ Love Saint. There should be no intersection, but this DJ Love Saint is Lin Jia's distant cousin. Although there is not much contact with each other, there is a blood relationship there. This Love Saint cousin will occasionally take care of his cousin, but Lin Jia is devoted to college life and dare not be interested in picking up girls.

"Oh, boy. I haven't seen you call me for a long time. Why? Do you want to come to my uncle's bar to have fun at nightclub? A new waitress came to the bar. She is quite innocent. She seems to be in the same university as you. I think she is a young man, and her butt is very big. She must be a beauty on the bed..."

A lazy magnetic male voice came from the other side of the phone, with an indescribable charm in his voice, like a collision of gold and stone, full of mature masculine flavor.

"Please, I'm looking for you with serious things!"

"What serious thing? I said, you are too old, it's time to find a companion. Don't mess around with your broken things all day long. So what if you're awesome in your games? So what if you can find a girlfriend? So what if you can tamper with the values ​​in your bank card? So what if you're not bad at painting? Are you still counting on publishing comics in China? Listen to me, have fun in time, and you have to break flowers. Don't wait for no flowers to break branches. When I was as big as you, I've already been killed by hundreds of people..."

"My ideal is the sea of ​​stars, and it is definitely not a stallion! Ahem, this is the case. I am living with a girl now..."

"Ouch! Living together? That's great. I seduced a girl to live with you quietly. The younger generation is terrifying, and the younger generation is terrifying, which is quite the style of my back then... But I want to remind you, remember to take safety measures, ** yes, but don't make a woman's belly bigger, it will be very troublesome..."

"Well, it's not what you think!! Listen to me first, things are not what you imagined... She is only twelve years old, she is just developing, and she is too high-end, domineering and mysterious. I am not from the same world as her..."

"I'm only twelve years old! I've just developed! My good brother, you really know how old cows eat tender grass. Find a primary school student who is ten years younger than you. Tsk tsk, just from this point of view, you have potential than me. Oh, have I really heard that I've heard it on the beach of the Yangtze River? It's all shot by you, the back wave of the Yangtze River..."

"no……"

"Do it well, my good brother, you can develop it slowly. If you need it, I will teach you all my unique bed skills, and then send you all my fun props, electric vibrator, silicone finger cover, glass anus, etc., no less. Well, I really envy you, you can develop a beautiful girl and cultivate her to the type you like..."

"No, don't make up for it yourself..."

"After that being said, you have to do it more secretly. If it is spread, you will attack a primary school student, not only will it ruin your reputation, but you will even ask you to have tea and sentence it..."

"Enough! Don't be overwhelmed, I haven't finished talking yet! Nothing happened to me and her. She was too profound and unfathomable. It was not something that ordinary people like me could do. Besides, no matter how crazy I am, I would not attack a minor. Cousin, I want to ask you what you should pay attention to when living with girls..."

"Well, be careful to be considerate and gentle, be good at using the thirty-six strategies, bara bara..."

The distant cousin of the Love Saint nagged Lin Jia for more than half an hour. Lin Jia was stunned and didn't know how much he understood. Although he was very good at it, it was too impractical to implement it, such as forced kissing, candlelight dinner, and creating an ambiguous atmosphere. These ordinary girls may be able to make it work, but how could Li Jiayu, a time traveler, eat this set!

"Uh, brother, I suddenly remembered... I didn't ask you for advice on picking up girls, but just a little experience in living together. As long as I can smoothly and safely, I will be satisfied. As for those dirty thoughts, I really don't have any..."

"What? Look at your success!" The voice on the phone was filled with a strong sense of regret, and the volume also increased a lot: "Take out your courage! You don't even dare to conquer a primary school student, so why are you talking about conquering the stars and seas!"

"Brother, you don't know, she is not an ordinary person..."

"The world is as dark as a crow, and women in the world lack love. No woman cannot conquer. The only difference is whether the man has the strength... Brother, I will limit you to conquer her within one month. When the time comes, I will send you a big red envelope. Otherwise, you will cut off your relationship in the future. I will no longer be your cousin. Don't know me if you go out! That's it!"

"Ah? Cousin, I don't play like this. Listen to me first... She is not something that humans can conquer..."

"Is she a Martian or a Mike? Find her weaknesses and hit Huanglong. This is a real man, understand?"

"She is a time traveler, hey! She may also be a cultivator..."

"Haha, brother, you're going crazy about writing novels. You can make up such a bad excuse. OK, okay, in short, you'll be the best first, oh by the way, how is the primary school sister-in-law, what is the family background, and what is the appearance? Is there any beautiful nurse I introduced to you last time?"

"Beauty can no longer be used to describe her... Oh no, cousin, now is not the time to discuss this, what about the cohabitation experience..."

"Hahahaha, just be pretty, you don't need the experience of living together. If you say too much, it will make you lose the fun of exploration. Brother, just enjoy it. Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk

"Ah! Damn, that's my counselor. Hello, cousin, you can't attack my counselor..."

Lin Jia, I didn’t expect that the world was so small that even his counselor was fucked by the Love Saint cousin.

"You counselor, that's even better. I'll tame her and let her take care of you more. Just like that, I'm dead. If you have time in the evening, I'll send me some photos of your primary school daughter-in-law coming over to see."

After the bastard Qingsheng's distant cousin hung up the phone, Lin Jia felt dizzy. It was wasted most of the hour, but he didn't get anything...

Although this distant cousin has seen countless girls, she is actually just a bastard who has rich experience and good-looking skin. She doesn't have much money, but she is still half-hearted when she plays with women. She has not married or had children at the age of nearly forty and has no career.
Chapter completed!