Chapter 332 Zhou Cheng is a robber, specializing in robbing upstarts
Chapter 332: Zhou Cheng is a robber, specializing in robbing nouveau riche.
While drinking fairy wine, tasting nectar and jade liquid, and watching the fairies dancing with bee-waisted waists and willow shoulders, Zhou Cheng held a big peach in his left hand and a big pot in his right hand. On the same time, this fake fear of Liu Sun Ancient Buddha surprised others a little.
"This guy is shameless, as a Buddha, so ignorant!" Many people looked at the presence of the ancient Buddha Yuliu Sun, and were both envious and angry. However, in a flash, everyone reached a consensus: "The Buddhas of this girl are so ignorant. If we pay more attention to etiquette, we can't eat a few peaches. It's just right if we don't eat them."
So, in a daze, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother saw a large group of immortals, gods and monsters who were originally polite, but they threw their arms and started eating. Everyone seemed to be afraid of losing. Only Yunxiao and Nanji Xianweng were slightly better. The rest made up their minds and learned from this Buddhist Shouliu Sun Gu.
"Come, go and pick ten plates of peaches that are ripe every three thousand years, and ten jars of nectar and jade liquid." In desperation, although the Queen Mother's heart was dripping with blood, she had to instruct the fairy palace maid to pick some peaches.
The Queen Mother was not a good person. Seeing that everyone was not particular about it, she would not be willing to pick the big peach again? But she ordered the fairy to pick the second most peach, the tiny flowers and fruits that ripened once every three thousand years!
All the immortals and gods were eating and drinking, and even the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother were shocked. Fortunately, it was the first time in 100,000 years. If it was held every year, the fairy world would definitely be poor!
"Eat, eat more. Even people are from my fairy world anyway, and I'm afraid you will eat!" The Jade Emperor said in his heart hatefully, glanced at the culprit who was afraid of Liu Sun Gu Buddha, but saw him stop eating and drinking, and closed his eyes to rest. However, the others couldn't stop. From the beginning of tasting the peaches, they were now rushing to competing, and they couldn't suffer any loss!
"All immortals, you have been in the deep mountains and sap for a long time. The practice of practicing Taoism is too difficult! If everyone does not abandon me, my heavenly court has a vast mind. I am willing to recruit magical powers from all directions, all Xuanxian and above can stay in the heavenly court for work! Of course, once you serve in my heaven in the future, you can take on important positions among the millions of immortal soldiers and generals in my heaven. What do you think of the immortals?" The Jade Emperor tried his best to make himself laugh with a kingly demeanor. When recruiting talents, the most important thing is to deceive others and let others know that there is a way out to follow me!
After saying that, the Jade Emperor released a huge momentum, and the originally noisy Peach Banquet suddenly became quiet. It turned out that the Jade Emperor had the strength of a quasi-leader, and people from all walks of life did not know it, but only those great supernatural powers knew it. Now, in the eyes of the Three Realms, this Haotian God, who had been a pig for many years, suddenly became a tiger, and he was really a typical example of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger.
"Congratulations to the Jade Emperor, his cultivation has reached the quasi-saint realm. Among the three realms, the Jade Emperor is one of the few strong people! The Jade Emperor's cultivation has greatly improved, and the Immortal Realm has defeated the Demon Realm and beheaded Yu Hua. Such things are actually a sign of great prosperity in my heavenly court." Taibai Jinxing and Ji Chang seemed to have colluded and stood up together, and the first to congratulate the Jade Emperor on his way.
"Congratulations to the Jade Emperor!" Everyone also stood up and said flattering words. No matter whether they stayed in the heaven or not, they would be fine, and there would be no harm.
"All immortals, whoever stay in the heavenly court will never suffer the pain of sleeping in the wind and dew in the future. The fairy elixirs, nectar, jade liquid, and peach banquet are all opportunities. Instead of wandering around, you might as well join my heavenly court. If there is chaos today, you will not return to my heavenly court, but you will have nowhere to go. The great disaster will show its power in the future, I am afraid it is..."
The Jade Emperor said nothing nonsense. Of course, the fairy elixir and peach banquet will be held, such as once every 100,000 years or once a million years. The power of the great catastrophe can be sensed by the above celestial immortals. The Jade Emperor said it just a nonsense.
After drinking some fairy wine, most of the ascetics from the deep mountains and forests were a little aloof, as if they felt that their past lives were just like pigs and dogs. If a person was allowed to stay in the deep mountains for the rest of his life, he would not envy others for how much money he had, but once he found that the outside world was so wonderful when he came out of the mountain, he would definitely fall into pursuing fame and fortune.
Seeing that everyone was moved, the Jade Emperor was happy in his heart, but his face still maintained the style of thinking that he was the king's style and said loudly: "I have countless magic weapons in the heavenly court, and countless treasures of the heaven and earth that refine weapons. When you enter my heaven, you will have a support in the future and have a guarantee of cultivation. Isn't it much better than you alone? After repeated discussions between the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, given that there are many fairies in the Immortal Palace, if an immortal likes the method of yin and yang harmony, anyone with the fate and volunteers can do it freely."
"The Jade Emperor is above, I am worshipped by a little immortal!" A "big immortal" of a deer-headed rat could not withstand the temptation first, and was the first to bow to the power of the Jade Emperor, and could not withstand the wonderful prospects described by the Jade Emperor.
Most of these immortal cultivators who were retail investors, and when they heard that this was a good idea, they had everything, such as magic weapons, peaches, nectar and jade liquid, weapon refining materials, and even fairies, which was so comfortable. Everyone present could not help but think that the pig was poor, but he was unable to tease the palace maids, and was sent off from the realm and returned to Buddhism. When he blocked the road and traveled west, he could not escape the bull demon king's stick. Everyone couldn't help but think that this guy was indeed a pig, how could he have the blessing of me today?
"We are willing to join the Heavenly Court!" Under the leadership of several Daluo Jinxian, most of the wandering cultivators fell to the front of the Jade Emperor. However, the Buddhist group who was pretending to be Zhou Cheng, Yun Xiao and others looked at everyone with a smile without saying a word, nor did they object.
"Okay, all the immortals have just entered my heavenly court, and there is nothing rare to give to everyone!" said the Jade Emperor, but he turned around and said to the Queen Mother: "Yaochi, look..."
As soon as these words came out, Zhou Cheng pretended to be a smear of fear and the ancient Buddha of the ancient Buddha almost sprayed out the immortal wine. The Jade Emperor had been pretending to be a great man for a long time, and it turned out that he was still a fearful person. Even a mere peach had to ask the Queen Mother for instructions!
"Seven Fairies, go and pick the peaches that are ripe for six thousand years and come to pick twenty plates!" When the Queen Mother spoke, her skin seemed to be twitching, and she endured it but still didn't get into an attack.
Everyone started to eat and drink again, but Yunxiao and others were waiting for the end of the Peach Banquet and left.
"You are going to pick peaches, but it is just right for me to lead the way!" Zhou Cheng saw that the seven fairies were carrying a basket and were about to pick peaches, so he stood up and said that he would take a look at the atmosphere of the heavenly court and followed him secretly. The Jade Emperor just thought he had eaten and drunk enough and walked around the way, so he didn't care. He was there with the Queen Mother, and was very happy to entertain these "powerful cannon fodders" in the future.
The Seven Fairies and their group talked and laughed, sometimes laughing happily, sometimes fighting and making fun of each other, but they were very upset.
"Sisters, there are so many peach gardens in this peach garden, and I don't know what my mother and father have used to do. However, only a small part of this peach garden was picked." A little fairy said.
"Sister, you don't know that these peaches were used by the father and mother as alchemy, and distributed to heavenly soldiers and generals to improve the strength of my heavenly court. Otherwise, where would there be tens of millions of heavenly soldiers and generals in my heavenly court?" said an older sister.
"Sisters, pick it quickly. I can't say that my father and mother are happy, so I will give the peaches ripe for nine thousand years in the deepest part of the garden to our sisters, hehe..."
"Dear princesses, don't pick those peaches secretly, otherwise the Queen Mother will blame you and it will be difficult for the little god to take care of it!" A vocational land was circling there, for fear that some princess would pick the peaches secretly and hide it.
"Of course, we won't do anything randomly. This is also our Peach Garden. You, take a break, we may have to come back later!" The eldest sister among the Seven Fairies smiled and led the group of fairies to leave.
"Oh, this work in Heaven is not that easy to do!" Tudi couldn't help but sigh.
"Yes. Why not change the place!" a voice replied.
"That's right, it would be great if I could change my place...Who?" Tudi hadn't reacted for a while. Maybe he was a little dizzy. He found out that he had just talked to himself, and someone answered next to him!
"I, a monk, who else can I do!" Zhou Cheng smiled and showed his figure. He waved his hand and collected the peaches that were ripe for three thousand years. After waved them again, the peaches that were ripe for six thousand years also entered Zhou Cheng's porch.
"Great immortal, great immortal, show mercy to his subordinates..." Heaven and earth became elf, and naturally knew that the person in front of him was not a simple thief, and he did not dare to shout loudly.
"What are you shouting? Didn't I just change the fields for you? Look, you'll do it with me in the future!" Zhou Cheng said, but waved it again. The peach tree that ripened in nine thousand years and drooped up from its roots.
After Zhou Cheng finished all this, he ran to the entrance of the garden, clasped his throat and learned the sound of the land, shouting: "Come on, the monk is stealing something. Oh, help..."
After saying that, he pretended to choose a way and ran into several heavenly soldiers and generals. He was knocked out, but he happened to let them see clearly Zhou Cheng's appearance as the ancient Buddha who was afraid of Sun.
"Well, it's not bad, you'll get a great harvest. Jade Emperor, see you next time!" After Zhou Cheng said that, he hummed a small song and went back to Qingqiu Mountain.
Chapter completed!