【005】 drink
Ma Xiaole went to Fan Zaoni's house without returning to her village home.
Fan Baofa really invited a lot of people. The yard was lively and the show was like Zao Ni was about to get married. The aroma of the food drifted far away, making several families around him unable to eat with rice, and there was no meat dish on the table. Especially the neighbor's bachelor, the housewife entered the field, so he simply stopped eating and said cursingly: "Godorn grandson, I'll be a branch secretary and eat and drink! When will the police arrest you? No one will go to sleep with your woman Zhao Lamei at night!"
When Ma Xiaole walked past Qian Rutian's door, he happened to meet him out. "Oh, Xiaole, why are you wandering around if you don't go home for lunch?"
"Who said I don't eat? I'll go to the branch clerk's house to drink!" Ma Xiaole raised his head and didn't even look at the money to enter the field.
Qian Rutian felt very uncomfortable and said angrily: "I have turned around these days, so I won't go, my boy will fall."
Ma Xiaole was unhappy when she heard this, "Money is in the field, if you have the ability, you can go as well. Saying sour words is not a shameful enough!"
"Oh, you little boy, didn't I just say something? You're so proud!" Qian Rutian pulled his face, "I brought things to drink. What do you bring? I'll take you a big snare. That secretary is not happy or not!"
Ma Xiaole knew that Qian Jitian was jealous, so she stopped and took out a hundred-dollar bill to shake it, "Look clearly, this thing doesn't have to be good at everything?"
Qian Rutian grabbed his mouth and suddenly realized that he couldn't get along with the child and immediately smiled and said, "What, I'm still serious, I'm joking with you."
Ma Xiaole knew that Qian Rutian was lies, but she was too lazy to pay attention to him, so she pretended to be money and walked away.
"Oh, ah, Ma Xiaole, I said so much just now." Qian Rutian took two steps forward and whispered, "Don't everyone say you are big? Go and find an opportunity to take off your pants in front of Zhao Lamei. Maybe she won't accept you gifts after seeing your big talk!"
Ma Xiaole was also happy when she heard this, "The money goes into the field, are you crazy about women? If you really can't, just buy one from other places. You take off your pants and show him all day long. Maybe she can return the money she bought to you!"
"You little turtle, are you making fun of me?" Qian Rutian blushed and bent down and grabbed a branch to hit him. Ma Xiaole ran away and said in his way, "Oh, Qian Rutian, I said so much just now!"
The speaker was unintentional and the listener was intentional. The money went into the field and touched his chin and nodded, "This guy is still right. It's good to buy a wife. Why don't you keep the money? You can't take it away even if you die!"
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Ma Xiaole made a fortune after joining Fan Bao. The first thing she did was to give Zhao Lamei money so that she could say she was here to eat rice. Zhao Lamei is very well-behaved and versatile, "Oh, Xiaole's nephew also paid for it, how can this work? Take it back and take it back, are you still a child."
"Hey, Aunt Lamei, it's all seventeen or eighteen years old. What's the point of being a godfather and godmother. Where can I get rich?" Ma Xiaole pushed Zhao Lamei's hand back.
"Hahaha, Xiaole, this kid, can just talk. Hurry up and sit in the house. If there is an electric fan, go and blow it quickly." Zhao Lamei, who has always been mean and stingy, pretended to be the money and called Zao Ni, "Zao Ni, Xiaole is here, please greet me."
Fan Zaoni was having a hot chat with a group of female classmates. When she heard Ma Xiaole came, she was too lazy to go out. "Ma Xiaole, come in, I'm talking to the classmates." Most of Fan Zaoni's classmates came today, but there were a few who were not familiar with him. A few of the female classmates were still very enthusiastic about Ma Xiaole, such as Tao Dongxia and Yu Xiaojuan, who were very good at school. Especially Tao Dongxia, probably because she was attracted by Ma Xiaole's face, she was very proactive and enthusiastic about him, and she made Fan Zaoni have it.
She was a little jealous. It was quite complicated to talk about Fan Zao Ni's attitude towards Ma Xiaole. She thought that Ma Xiaole was the best among male classmates, but she hated him for being careless. She didn't study hard, but she always made some bad ideas. Especially after Ma Xiaole intercepted a female classmate and touched someone's chest halfway, Fan Zao Ni felt that he was hopeless. But Fan Zao Ni couldn't stand Tao Dongxia and Ma Xiaole being warm, so she walked to Tao Dongxia and pulled her out, saying that the room was too noisy.
When sitting at the wine table, Fan Baofa was in trouble. It was not suitable to arrange Ma Xiaole from both sides. Just sit with Zao Ni and the others and a group of female classmates. It was just him, and Zao Ni also said that she would not let Ma Xiaole sit at their table. Of course, Fan Baofa didn't know Zao Ni's thoughts, and Zao Ni knew it. If Ma Xiaole sat with them, Tao Dongxia would definitely have to squeeze to Ma Xiaole, which wouldn't be annoying enough.
Fan Baofa could not arrange Ma Xiaole on the men's table, but they were all the older generation. It was not appropriate for Ma Xiaole to sit on the table. In the end, Fan Baofa simply arranged Ma Xiaole on the women's table.
Ma Xiaole doesn't care which table to sit, just eat and drink. But Ma Xiaole is quite happy to sit at the woman's table. Why is Erlangzi's mother Liu Shuying also there too! Erlangzi's father Zhao Ruyi and Fan Baofa's woman Zhao Lamei have some relatives, and she is also a teacher. She is also a decent person in the village. In addition, she taught Fan Zaoni in elementary school, so of course she was invited. Zhao Ruyi also paid 100 yuan, but because he couldn't come back from teaching in the township elementary school, he asked Liu Shuying to replace him.
The woman drank beer on the table, and Ma Xiaole looked down on this thing at all. After drinking two bottles, she asked Fan Baofa for another large glass of white wine.
"Xiaole, you eat food." Liu Shuying saw that Ma Xiaole was drinking and didn't take chopsticks, so she picked up a big meatball for him.
"Auntie, you eat it. I just drank two bottles of beer. My stomach is so swollen. Let's take a break." Ma Xiaole burped, his face turned a little red, and he said to himself: "I can't tell that this beer is still on my face."
In fact, when it comes to eating vegetables, this woman's table is even better than a man's table. The man still wants to drink, but the woman has eaten all the women. The table is full of women, except for Liu Shuying, who has a good appearance, the rest of her mouth is skewed. Ma Xiaole sees everything, and feels that Liu Shuying is better, and feels sorry for her from the bottom of her heart that she can't eat.
Just as he was thinking, a plate of chicken came up, and the women prepared chopsticks, but Liu Shuying did not move. Ma Xiaole saw it and stood up. Before the plate was finished, he pinched a chicken leg and leaned over and put it into Liu Shuying's bowl, "Auntie, eat the chicken trumpet!"
As soon as the words were finished, the women didn't care, but the men at the next table stood up.
"Xiaole, what were you talking to Liu Shuying?"
"I'll let her eat the chicken trumpet!" Ma Xiaole didn't even think about it.
"Hahaha..." The men burst into laughter, "Will Teacher Zhao be spared when he comes back?!"
When the women heard this, they all understood and laughed loudly, making Liu Shuying's face turn red. Fortunately, Fan Baofa stood up and stopped everyone's teasing, otherwise Liu Shuying would not be able to get out of the stage.
When Ma Xiaole saw that he had said the wrong thing, he felt embarrassed. He just drank beer and urinated for a long time, so he got up and went to the toilet to pee.
Ma Xiaole was thinking about what he said just now, and he was distracted. Isn’t that the same as the one written in the ellipsis book he bought?
Before he could get to the toilet, Ma Xiaole pulled out his words and stepped into the toilet. Unexpectedly, as soon as he entered, a girl screamed "ah".
It turned out that Fan Zaoni was doing something inside, "Ma Xiaole, I don't say anything when I go to the toilet!" Fan Zaoni squatted up in shock and said with a flushed face.
Chapter completed!