【125】 Noisy
. "The countryside is like a peanut field, the township leaders are like farmers, the village cadres are like peanuts grown in the peanut field, and the village party secretary is the largest and most full peanuts. Although the stomach is full of oil and water, if you don't squeeze it, it will not produce oil. Therefore, if a farmer wants to get oil and water, he must have the determination and cruelty to squeeze peanuts..." Ma Xiaole wrote five or six pieces of paper in a metaphorical way that he is good at.
After finishing writing, Ma Xiaole read it twice by himself, and thought it was OK, so she locked the drawer and went back to the dormitory. When she walked to Ji Yuanhua's dormitory, there was still a light inside. Ma Xiaole deliberately coughed, "What a damn bold, you dare to be a thief in the office building!" As soon as she finished speaking, the light in Ji Yuanhua's dormitory immediately went out, and Ma Xiaole smiled.
The next morning, as soon as Ma Xiaole arrived at class, he was about to give Feng Yishan the materials he wrote last night. It was too early, and Feng Yishan had not come over yet. Ma Xiaole pinched the materials and walked to Wu Yihong's office. Seeing Ji Yuanhua's forehead abrupt and swollen, he understood why Ji Yuanhua immediately turned off the lights in the room when he heard his voice last night. It was probably because he was afraid that someone would go in and see his swollen head and blue face. It was hard to tell what was going on.
"Oh, Director Ji, what's going on?" Ji Yuanhua is also the deputy director of the ZF office and the deputy director who doesn't do anything. No one usually regards him as the director. Everyone knows that he just wants to promote his title.
"Oh, I accidentally bumped into the door." Ji Yuanhua smiled awkwardly. This was the first time he smiled at Ma Xiaole.
"That's amazing. I accidentally hit the door and it's like this. The speed is fast enough. Why is it so in such a hurry?" Ma Xiao laughed, looking like he was taking the blame. Indeed, he wanted to tease Ji Yuanhua.
Ji Yuanhua understood Ma Xiaole's intention, and clearly wanted to squeeze him out. He immediately adjusted his emotions and returned to his former arrogance. "Ma Xiaole, I hit the door and got you in the door, what's your business? What are you nagging?"
"I don't have time to nag you, I'll tell everyone." Ma Xiaole shouted to the office everyone: "Now you have to pay attention. There are thieves in this office building. When I was writing materials last night, there were thieves outside the window. As a result, I opened the door and grabbed the guy lying in front of my window. He slapped his eyes and kicked him down again!" Ma Xiaole looked at Wu Yihong, pursed his lips and smiled, and looked at Ji Yuanhua again. His face turned blue and white, "That's not all. I stepped forward and stepped on his neck and asked him to call him my father. Who knew he shouted and said he wouldn't call him dad. I thought he was quite strong. Who knew, he immediately said that he didn't call my father because he wanted to call my grandpa. Do you think that boy is a mean guy!"
"I'm still calling my grandpa, but I can't get around him even if I call my wife. I have to feed him shit and pee, and I'm still lying on the window to be a thief!"
"I'm also urinating, I think I should get cramps and skin..."
When it comes to thieves, everyone talked enthusiastically, but Ji Yuanhua had a blue face and didn't say anything. Ma Xiaole still refused to give up, "Of course I won't spare the naughty thief who was lying on the window last night and wanted to send him to the police station. As a result, he begged with tears and tears, saying that he would take me to his house to get his wife, which is to thank me for not sending him to the public security organs..."
"Nonsense! Nonsense!" Ji Yuanhua finally couldn't help it, "Ma Xiaole, you fart! There is no such thing as you said!"
Ma Xiaole not only wasn't angry after hearing this, but instead smiled, "Ji Yuanhua, you said I farted, there was nothing that happened, how did you know?" Ma Xiaole stepped forward and took two steps, bent over and looked at Ji Yuanhua's bruised forehead in an exaggerated manner, "Oh, Director Ji, can't you last night..."
Before he finished speaking, Ma Xiaole walked away with a giggle. Feng Yishan should come and he had to send him materials.
Ma Xiaole left, but there were a group of people talking in the office. Ji Yuanhua said this, "It's 300 taels of silver here, so didn't they all point the words they cursed just now at Ji Yuanhua?"
Ji Yuanhua knew that he had missed his mouth, so he couldn't blame others, so he just stood up and pushed away the chair. As soon as Ji Yuanhua left, everyone looked at each other for a few seconds, covering their mouths and laughing.
Ji Yuanhua heard the laughter from the office, and his eyes were straightened, but there was no way.
Besides, after Ma Xiaole came out, he went to Feng Yishan's office and put the materials in front of Feng Yishan with both hands, "Land Commander Feng, look, if you have any modifications, just say."
Feng Yishan reached out to grab the materials, looked through them, stared at them for a while, and suddenly stood up, pounding the table with a "bang", "Who the hell wrote this?!"
Seeing that the situation was not good, Ma Xiaole had nothing to excuse, so she bent down and lowered her head and whispered: "Minister Feng, I wrote it. If it doesn't work, I'll take it back and change it." Ma Xiaole made up her mind to find a way to ask Wu Yihong for help, otherwise she wouldn't be able to pass the test.
"What to change?" Feng Yishan laughed and took the materials back into the sofa chair, sighing constantly, "It's the first time in so many years that I have seen such fresh reporting materials! They are vivid and humorous. If this kind of reporting materials can be borrowed from the meeting manuscript at the conference, it would be great. Even if a hundred pages are read, it wouldn't be sleepy!"
When Ma Xiaole heard this, his tense nerves suddenly relaxed, his waist straightened, and his head raised, "Captain Feng, you have been awarded for the first time. You have no experience, so you want to explain things clearly."
"This is the most important thing. The leader wants to read the materials easily and understand them easily. You wrote very well!" Feng Yishan stood up again and put the materials on the table. "Xiaoma, I'll leave this matter to you. After getting the documents done, I'll send them to various villages quickly and strive to complete the tax indicators before the spring starts!"
"Finish!" Ma Xiaole seemed to have received the imperial edict, left happily, and was in high spirits.
This high mood continued until the afternoon when I went to work. After coming out of the dormitory, I whistled until the downstairs of the office building, and I didn't stop talking.
As soon as I arrived at the bottom of the office building, I heard a burst of noise coming from the second floor. When I went up, I saw that it was Jiang Qiuzi making a big fuss in the office, and the target was Wu Yihong.
"Want me to leave the cafeteria?" Jiang Qiuzi's face was flushed, obviously he had come after drinking. "There is no door! I see who dares to fire me, and whoever fires me, then I will eat and live in someone's house all day long. If it's not possible, I will burn their house with fire!"
Jiang Qiuzi has a big belly and a round waist, and a fat face. No one dares to provoke her posture. As the saying goes, "If you are capable, you are afraid of being arrogant, and if you are arrogant, you are afraid of being desperate." Jiang Qiuzi is so arrogant, who dares to provoke him! Even Ji Yuanhua, who has always disdained anyone, has shrunk and shriveled for a moment and turned aside, huddled in front of the desk, and did not even dare to look at Jiang Qiuzi.
The only thing that can be answered is Wu Yihong. If she doesn't respond, she will be unreasonable. First, she is in charge of the canteen, and second, she is also the one who wants to fire Jiang Qiuzi. If she doesn't say anything, then she will have no prestige in the future.
"Jiang Niuzi, tell you, this is a village zf, why are you acting like a slut!" Wu Yihong was forced to do it, and she had to hold on if she couldn't hold on. "You made the canteen look like that, do you still have the face to fuck you? Tell you, I went to the kitchen of the canteen yesterday at noon, and I was so disgusting that I hadn't eaten until the evening!"
"Qingzf?" Jiang Qiuzi sneered, "Qingzf is unreasonable? What happened to the canteen that I built by Jiang Qiuzi? I have eaten to death? I will be responsible for eating to death! But now isn't there anything wrong!"
"You..." Wu Yihong had no choice but to face the unreasonable Jiang Qiuzi.
Jiang Qiuzi looked around and saw that no one dared to speak out, and his arrogance became even more arrogant. "Look at you, you are sitting in the office all day long, like an old man, looking very busy, but what are you doing?" Jiang Qiuzi shouted loudly, "You eat all the meat of the people and drink the blood of the people. Now you have to kick me out, the common people, tell you, there is no way!" Six or seven people in the office were all shy, and they didn't dare to mess with Jiang Qiuzi.
Ma Xiaole had already walked to the door of the office, and Jiang Qiuzi's screams echoed in his ears for a long time. He felt that this guy was saying something, but he was standing at the bow of the boat and saying whatever he said. Now he is also a local office worker. He can't watch the whole office keep silent like a plague turtle, that's too silly.
"Oh, what are you talking about? Why are you making trouble in broad daylight?" Ma Xiaole entered the office and spoke in a higher voice. This voice was a Buddhist voice for other secretaries, and everyone looked up at him, including Ji Yuanhua.
"Oh, where is a young boy coming from? When will it be your turn to speak?" Jiang Qiuzi rolled up his sleeves and walked towards Ma Xiaole, as if he wanted to teach him a lesson.
When Ma Xiaole saw that the signs were wrong, it seemed that Jiang Qiuzi was pretty good enough. He had to take action without saying a few words. In desperation, he hurriedly pointed at Jiang Qiuzi and said, "What are you going to do, Jiang Qiuzi? Stop it!"
When Jiang Qiuzi heard this, he was stunned for a moment, stared at Ma Xiaole and looked at him, "What, who are you?" Jiang Qiuzi was afraid that Ma Xiaole had any big background, so he wanted to ask clearly.
Ma Xiaole didn't know what to say, but suddenly remembered the police station and pointed at the police station on the east side of the township gate. "The police station is right next to you, do you still want to go wild?"
As soon as he said that, Jiang Qiuzi laughed, "Grandma, I thought you had something to do with it. It turned out that he was a bad guy and he still wanted to rely on the police station to tell you that I am not afraid of the police station. I have been in trouble for many years, but I am still afraid that the police station will be acquaintances!" Jiang Qiuzi rolled up his sleeves and walked over like Ma Xiaole.
Now all the secretary in the office was completely depressed, but they all breathed a sigh of relief. Jiang Qiuzi caught a man and blew out his anger and probably nothing happened. They were all waiting for Jiang Qiuzi's fist to fall on Ma Xiaole, especially Ji Yuanhua. New resentments and old hatreds were gathered together, and they wished that Jiang Qiuzi would pounce on him without saying a word and beat him up.
However, Ma Xiaole said another sentence, which made Jiang Qiuzi stop and disappointed the secretaries.
Chapter completed!