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67, Wukong! Cut him! It's good

Not long after, under the leadership of Sun Wukong, Lin Yuexi saw a farmhouse not far away.

This was different in ancient times. There would be people in this kind of wilderness, and it was the only one within a radius of hundreds of miles. Aren’t you afraid of wild animals or something?

When he arrived in front of the farmhouse, Lin Yuexi came down from Bailong with the help of Sun Wukong, and he could also enjoy the feeling of being a leader.

After getting off the ground, Lin Yuexi made a robe and sat on the horse without feeling anything. When he got off the ground, the loose and long robe seemed particularly hindering, which made people like Lin Yuexi who were used to wearing simple and modern clothes really uncomfortable.

Because of the cassock, Lin Yuexi had to walk slowly. The journey that could be completed in just a few steps was only half a minute, and Lin Yuexi almost couldn't help but take off the cassock.

Finally, he walked to the farmhouse door and raised his hand and knocked it lightly.

Soon, the door of the farmhouse opened a crack, and an old man's face was exposed through the crack, looking at him in surprise.

Lin Yuexi put his robes into his usual tone and said in the usual tone of Tang Monk whom he saw on TV: "Donor, I am from the Tang Dynasty in the East. I beg to stay here for one night... Hey? Donor? Donor, please open the door, donor? Fuck!"

However, before he could finish speaking, the farmhouse door was closed directly with a slam. Lin Yuexi could not help but swear because of this sudden situation.

What's the situation? On TV, don't Tang Monk always say such a simple sentence, so he can open the door to convenience? Because I was turned away.

Lin Yuexi was very upset, and at the same time he realized that no wonder such a simple thing was systematically classified as a plot task.

Sun Wukong looked at the White Dragon Horse from behind. Seeing this situation, he immediately came over, "Master, what's wrong?"

Lin Yuexi turned his head and looked at Sun Wukong, and said angrily: "I was rejected for my teacher."

Sun Wukong scratched his head and said, "How about you let me try?"

Lin Yuexi nodded. Faced with this situation, he could only do this.

So Lin Yuexi retreated aside and Sun Wukong knocked on the door.

Soon, the farmhouse door was opened again. This time, the old man was obviously shocked by Sun Wukong. After staying alone, the old man didn't even give Sun Wukong the chance to speak, and he was about to fall the door.

What a person Sun Wukong is? He raised his hand and held back before the old man fell to the door.

"Old man, you are not authentic. I and my master passed by here and stayed here for a night. Why did you treat it like this?" Sun Wukong's tone was very rude, showing his irritable temper.

Seeing this, Lin Yuexi was afraid that Sun Wukong would scare the old man and make him unable to complete the task of staying in a farmhouse. You should know that there is another condition for this task, that is, no violence is allowed.

So he immediately shouted, "Wukong! Don't be rude!" Then he pulled Sun Wukong away. In order not to let the old man close the door, he held the door with his hand on behalf of Sun Wukong, and then said, "Old man, I am from the Tang Dynasty in the East. I am passing by this place today. I wonder if the old man can open the door of convenience... Old man, please don't insult again, I apologize for my eldest disciple... Old man, please don't use a cane to hold me... Old man, please calm down... Old man, please try to move me again?"

However, the old man did not give Lin Yuexi any face at all. He wanted to close the door at the beginning, but when he saw that the door was blocked by Lin Yuexi, he immediately started to hold Lin Yuexi's stomach with his cane. Moreover, seeing the moving cane up and down, it seemed to be moving towards Lin Yuexi's crotch, Lin Yuexi was immediately annoyed. Although this body belonged to Tang Monk, he was Tang Monk now. If he had a cane under his crotch, he would definitely suffer.

The next moment when Lin Yuexi threatened, the old man directly lowered Lin Yuexi's crotch. Fortunately, the old man's hand was not very strong, but the things under the man's crotch were extremely fragile. He naturally felt a piercing pain when he was slapped.

"Oh, my goodness!" Lin Yuexi screamed strangely, then turned around and shouted to Sun Wukong: "Wukong! Cut him! Knock off his teeth and slash his legs and give him a discount! That's a good thing!" Lin Yuexi suddenly lost his mind when the old man did this.

When Sun Wukong heard this, his eyes suddenly shone. He was different from Lin Yuexi and did not take the lives of mortals seriously. If Lin Yuexi had not stopped him, he would have been ready to force himself into the farmhouse.

"Ding! Warning, this plot mission must not be used for violence, otherwise it will be directly considered a mission failure!"

The system's prompt sound rang in Lin Yuexi's mind in time, and immediately woke Lin Yuexi up.

"Wait! Wukong stopped!" Lin Yuexi shouted quickly.

Sun Wukong had already pushed the door open directly and was about to slap the old man out, but when Lin Yuexi shouted, he stopped and turned around in confusion: "Master, what's wrong?"

Lin Yuexi covered his lower hand with one hand, grinned and limped over, waved at Sun Wukong, and said, "Wukong, we are monks after all, and we try not to do anything if we can do it, let me say it."

Sun Wukong was very obedient. Although he was a little unhappy, he walked aside.

The old man was already scared and trembled all over, looking at Lin Yuexi and Sun Wukong with trembling fear.

Lin Yuexi came to the old man and said viciously: "Old guy, you don't listen to you, you insist on making me angry before you will be obedient, right? MD, I have violated the precept of anger, so I am so kind."

The old man dared not speak, and looked frightened.

Seeing him like this, Lin Yuexi felt a little uncomfortable. He actually bullied the old man, but because of the task, he had to continue to be fierce.

"Old man, my apprentice and I will stay here tonight. Do you have no objection?!" Lin Yuexi said viciously, and thought to himself that I am not using violence now, it is just a threat, and it should not be considered a violation.

Sure enough, the system did not prompt him to violate the rules.

When the old man heard this, he nodded quickly and said in a trembling voice: "It's no problem, Master, please give me some advice."

Looking at his pitiful appearance and his age, Lin Yuexi became more and more guilty, so he slowed down his voice and said, "Old man, don't be afraid. I am really a monk, and my eldest disciple is not a monster. It is also because it is too late tonight, so I want to stay at your house for one night. When tomorrow dawn, my eldest disciple and I will leave and will never hurt you."

The old man heard what he said, and Lin Yuexi's expression calmed down at this time. As for Sun Wukong, he was extremely honest without Lin Yuexi's orders, so he gradually felt relieved.

Under the arrangement of the old man, Lin Yuexi and Sun Wukong lived in the farmhouse. At the same time, after entering, Lin Yuexi discovered that there was actually a cute little loli inside. When he and Sun Wukong were in, they hid behind the old man and looked at the two of them timidly.

Seeing this situation, Lin Yuexi realized why the old man refused to let Lin Yuexi stay with Sun Wukong at the beginning. I guess the old man was worried that Lin Yuexi, especially the strange-looking Sun Wukong, would harm his granddaughter.
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