"Allah, isn't this fourteen? What to do in such a place when you're on vacation?"

The sudden sound behind him almost stopped the heart.

Shisi barely pulled the corner of his mouth and said, "Ahhahaha, there's nothing but nothing, just just wander around."

"That's how..."

I didn't know when he stood behind Shishi. Kondo, who was in a ragged suit, picked up his hands, closed his eyes and continued seriously: "Although it's a bit rude, I took this telephone pole in advance, so I'd have to ask Shishi, you can change the telephone pole."

"What was the position taken in advance?" Shi Si couldn't help but complain.

"Actually, when I was a guest at Miss A Miao's house last night..."

As he said that, Kondo recalled the conversation between the two brothers who had heard last night hiding on the floor of Ah Miao’s house:

A Miao: Xinjiang, my sister will go out shopping with Aliang tomorrow. Is there anything I need my sister to help you with?

Xinbaji: Ah, no need, sister. I don’t have anything special to do.

"...So, last night, I booked a location in advance at this outdoor tea restaurant that Miss A Miao often visited, right here."

As he said that, Kondo also sorted out his tie, applied a handful of hair that had sprayed countless hair spray, grinned and tickled his teeth, and gave him a thumbs up.

"You're just a stalker! What's the reservation!" Fourteen complained wildly, "Why do you say it's like you've made an appointment with a date? That's the same as going on an appointment! There's no need for this at all!"

"Fourteen, you don't understand." Kondo shook his head, reached out and placed his hand on Shishi's shoulder, and his old face turned red, "Girls are like this, because they are shy and dare not ask men for invitations or something. Miss A Miao must be like this, and she must want to invite me but is embarrassed to say it in person, so she deliberately let me hear it in that way."

"It's so big!" Sisi complained with his eyes pressed down his throat, "It's just what you eavesdropped when you're a stalker! Then again, how could you smell a stinking smell?"

As he said that, Sisi sniffed his nose and looked for the smell and looked over. After seeing the unknown mosaic objects hidden by the toilet paper at his feet, he suddenly became expressionless.

...This is probably what Kondo calls "occupying position" and "reserving appointments".

"Did you see it? I made a good appointment, so I can only invite you to another place."

Fourteen was a little crazy: "What kind of appointment is this? It's completely wild shit! Kondo San, please be careful! If the police chief's behavior of pulling wild shit in the street is exposed, it will be another major event! Especially in this period of change, the police's prestige among the people is the top priority!"

"It doesn't matter." Kondo chuckled and shook his head, "I have also considered this kind of thing in advance."

"That's great," Sioux then breathed a sigh of relief. "It seems that he had done a disguise in advance."

"No," Kondo shook his head again, and showed a little relief expression, looking at the sky at forty-five degrees: "I just think that if it is for Miss A Miao, it would be fine if the police chief is not used."

After a long silence, Shisi said silently: "San Kondo, why don't I help you submit your resignation after you go back? In this way, you can be a stalker with peace of mind, right? Is this better? Hey?"

"But then again, what are you doing here, Fourteen? Is it a date?"

"No, I just want to turn around casually." Fourteen hit, haha, trying hard to divert Kondo's sight.

"That's it, then if you do this, just give up the position. I have a premonition that Miss A Miao will come here within thirty minutes. And here is the best viewing angle!"

"Don't cover up, right?! What does appreciation mean?! It's completely a stalking madness! It's not...it's a more serious voyeur! It's totally a crime!"

"It's not a voyeur! It's the humble love that can't bear to disturb Miss A Miao! It's gentleness! It's considerate love! It's understanding love!"

"A ghost!! It's a wishful stalker!"

Kondo was unhappy and said angrily: "Even if it is Fourteen, I will not allow you to insult my love for Miss A Miao!"

"It's you who insults yourself!" Fourteen retorted, "Since you were stinging here last night, you've started insulting me!"

At this time, because the two of them were a little noisy, Sanye, who was talking and laughing with Jiang Cheng, looked over.

but……

"Hey? I clearly heard a sound there just now."

Sanye covered her mouth and looked at the unmanned telephone pole that was not far away in surprise.

"Maybe it's a mistake?" Jiang Cheng glanced at the telephone pole not far away and said casually, then smiled again, "Then, let's continue..."

"Hi." Sanye also bent his eyes and showed a smile on his face.

At this time, Sisi, who was hiding behind the telephone pole and tightly covering Kondo's mouth, was relieved, and Kondo almost swallowed.

...

"So that's it. I heard from Master Wu that Miss Miye is going to go on a blind date in the past few days, but I didn't expect that the first blind date was Yoshihara..."

Kondo, who was hiding behind the telephone pole with Shisi, looked at Jiang Cheng and the other two who were still talking and laughing, and continued to say to themselves: "It seems that the atmosphere is very good. Miss Miye has been laughing all the time. Is it time to let young people be alone? Really, I still want to go up and say hello, but since it is the time for young people to be alone, I can only..."

Before he finished speaking, Kondo suddenly heard the crackling sound in his ears. When he looked closely, he realized that it was the sound of fourteen pinching the telephone pole.

The electric pole made of cement steel bars clattered under the fourteenth hands.

Kondo, who had no special thoughts about all this, continued with some relief: "It seems that Miss Miya finally came out of the previous failed relationship. You must be happy for her, right? Fourteen?"

Fourteen did not answer, but the blood-stained big eyes seemed to be talking silently.

"It's really a guy who values ​​feelings, his eyes are red." Kondo sighed a little, "I'm so happy for her."

Shishi said nothing, raised his head and stared at Kondo, as if saying:... Do you think I am happy for her?

Kondo looked at the two people who were talking and laughing again and continued, "But what are the two people saying? I'm really curious. If you know what you said, you will know that the two people have reached that level, and you can prepare gifts and other things as soon as possible."

Gift...gift!

The only two words made a blue vein on Shisi's face burst open and blood sprayed.

"It seems that at this time, I can only use the lip reading technique I learned in SPK to interpret the words of the two of them." Kondo nodded and continued on his own.

(SPK: Secret Provision for KIRA Death Notes The organization formed against Kira.)

Hearing this sentence, Shishi blinked and looked at Kondo blankly.

"Speaking of this, does Jiang Chengsang have anyone he likes?"

Sanye asked suddenly.

Kondo Translator: To be honest, do you really like me, Jiang Chengsang?

Jiang Cheng smiled and waved his hand and said, "What stupid things are you saying? How could that happen? People you like? Do you think "Fake Gintama" is a romantic comedy?"

Kondo Translator: Isn’t that natural? There is no need to ask about this kind of thing. Of course I like you, Miss Miya. Does Miss Miya want to live a life similar to a romantic comedy with me?

"Hey? There is no one I like..." Sanye was a little surprised.

Kondo Translator: Ah...I like you too...

Kaba Kaba...the telephone poles and fourteen are in a state of collapse.

"But I heard from the young general that Jiang Chengsang has obviously many women around him, and it seems to be called Yoshihara or something, and there are many women." Sanye continued.

Translation machine: But I know, there are many women around Jiang Chengsang, and the whole of Yoshihara is your harem, so I have some...

"That's not. Although it's also a group of good women, I really don't think about that anymore." Jiang Cheng smiled.

Translation machine: There is no need to care about that kind of thing. Compared to those women, now I just want to be with you.

"But if there are so many good women, at least one or two people you like, right?"

Translation machine: Then tell me, where are your favorite places or two on me?

Jiang Cheng: "It's gone."

Translation machine: All!

Jiang Cheng: "And when it comes to speaking, I always feel that the women around me are a little bad."

Translator: To be honest, I can't wait to make you a mess.

Jiang Cheng: "No, it's really bad."

Translator: No, I want to make you worse. (I want to make you even more deadly.)

"But, I always feel that Jiang Chengsang is lying."

Translation machine: Then, let’s follow Jiang Chengsang’s preferences.

"Really, even if we enter a new era, it is difficult to change some of our feelings. People who are still bound by the old era probably have a real difficulty in integrating into this new era."

Translation machine: Really? I will use skills beyond your expectations to make you feel comfortable. You should know that the techniques I have tried in the past will really make you feel like entering a new era.

"This is...it's actually a matter of mood."

Translation machine: That's good, just feel comfortable.

Finally, this time, the telephone pole did not withstand the fourteenth grip.

Card!

boom!

The telephone pole that was directly crushed and burst, and the dust that was shattered almost all the blue veins on its face, and the fourteen, who were covered in blood, completely concealed.

"Ala, what's going on?" Sanye asked in surprise, covering her mouth.

"I don't know." Jiang Cheng shrugged.

"I missed my companion for a little while."

Sanye stood up and nodded slightly.

...
To be continued...