Chapter seven hundred and twentieth: OTAKU ah the more _______ the more ______.
"That's... a single toilet!! In order to fight against the tempting curtains, will you shake hands in a single toilet here?!"
"It's too... too vulgar," Bi Chi'er covered her mouth with disgust and disgusting expression. "How can fans be happy when holding a handshake meeting in that kind of place..."
However, before the words were finished, Bi Chier suddenly heard the following discussion coming from her team...
"What's going on in the toilet?"
"Can you say you can see something like that... like this?"
"How is this possible..."
"But this is a toilet!"
"Ah! It seems that the fans have begun to shake!"
"Sorry, we know exactly what those senior OTAKUs are thinking..." Censor grinned and was extremely virtuous. "If you want to ask why, we have two disgusting OTAs here..."
Bang! Bang!
Gintoki, who was thrown on his head by Jiangzi and Hachie at the same time, rolled his eyes and fell to the ground slowly.
Jiang Zi picked up his hand and curled his lips angrily: "Who is the kind of disgusting OTAKU like Shinbaji? Do you believe it if you kill me?"
"No, I'm not that disgusting OTAKU anymore." Hachie said silently.
"Sorry, it seems that you still don't know much about OTAKUs," Jiang Zi glanced at the fans who kept pouring into the team here, and continued in a plain tone: "For Cheery, who is not a woman like Shinbaji, what you want is disgusting. The more disgusting they are, the more they feel moved. Character design? What is that? What they like is disgusting fantasy, little girl."
"No, I said, can you stop using me as an example?" Bahui spoke silently.
"Tsk!" Bi Chi'er gritted her teeth and cut with anger on her face.
"Hey, Yinjiang, uncle, what's going on Aru?"
"I have never heard of shaking hands in the toilet, Xinjiang." Ah Miao also frowned and expressed her dissatisfaction.
"Not sister!" Hachie hurriedly defended.
"It seems that it's not just the fans who are shaken!"
The paper opened his mouth slowly: "No, because you are the first time you participated in the handshake or something. It is normal for you to be so shy that you dare not look at the fans in front of you."
Jiang Zi raised his index finger and squinted his eyes and took the conversation, "So we decided to let you get into the toilet and just put your hands out and wait for it. In this way, no matter what shy things happen."
The paper then added: "You can shake hands with them one by one. You can relax if you can't see anything. You can hold whatever you hold. In short, just hold it. Just treat your hands as toilet paper."
"If you clean, you prepare a lubricant with cleaning ingredients that is very affinity for the skin. This is probably the process." As he said that, Jiang Zi clapped his hands, "Then prepare..."
Bang! Bang!
Ah Miao, who smashed Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi, had her eyes and cursed with angrily, "What perverted PLAY do you want to make people play with?!!"
"Hear? What just now?"
"I'm going there!"
"I'm going too!"
In an instant, a group of fans with excited expressions rushed towards the HDZ48 handshake venue!
"Oh! More people left the GKB48 team! HDZ48 used the terrible Bichi plan to take away more GKB48 fans!"
"These damn bastards!!" Bi Chier cursed hatefully, and her face was leaping.
"The next chapter is the main article, it's been published," the paper, with blood flowing from his face, hugging his hands and looking relaxed and comfortable, "Open your eyes, everyone, the real power of Bichi..."
"Let you see it!" Jiang Zi and Chuangzi shouted at the same time.
But the next moment...
The two were beaten away by Yue Yong, A Miao, Jiubingwei and Xiao Yuan at the same time.
"Who is Bichi?!!" × 4
"Woo!" × 2
...
"What a joke, I'm not interested in shaking hands. I just came to make the president apologize." Yue Yong frowned, his words full of dissatisfaction, "and now he said he wanted to shake hands in the toilet. It would be better for you to hire people from Yoshihara."
"The problem is not here, Miss Yue Yong..." Bahui said silently.
"Isn't that just right?" Wenzi looked dissatisfied and glanced at Jiang Zi on the side, "Anyway, you're here to wipe the butt for this idiot? So what's wrong with going directly to the toilet?"
"Hey, who is talking about his butt being dirty than those OTAKUs' [beep--]?" Jiang Zi frowned and expressed his dissatisfaction.
"Jiang Chengsang, no one said that." Bahui spoke again.
Xiaoyuan spoke seriously: "Anyway, needless to say, I was originally a meat O-tool for the producer."
"Shut up!" Bahui complained.
Kyuubi also expressed his dissatisfaction: "Before I was an idol, I was a samurai, how could I hold that kind of dirty thing? If the samurai can hold things, only the weaknesses of swords and the powerful, the Yagyu family's time dominance and inheritance rights, stock rights and rice balls."
After holding so many dirty things, stop holding rice balls, you famous warrior!
"And letting fans take the hand that comes out of the toilet is too disrespectful to the fans present. We must cherish the fans more, so..." As he said that, Ah Miao looked at the hand that came out of the toilet, "Put the fans into the toilet."
Please cherish your fans!!
"At the same time, considering the hygiene aspect, simple lubricant is not enough, so we finally decided that we were not holding hands, but the fate of Clift (the deceased maniac in DQ4)."
Don’t treat fans as mud-handed monsters? Don’t hold Clift’s feet anymore! Clift is the one who drags his legs!
"And then, although a lot of things happened," Ah Miao pulled down the toilet's flush rope, "Let's wash it all away with water~"
You can't rush away! Your evil deeds and Clift's resentment cannot rush away with the "big" flow!!
A Miao, who walked out with her hands clapped her hands, raised her index finger and continued indifferently: "Anyway, just like the theatrical version of Gintama, just let the fans buy tickets and enter the venue. Even if the movies are not messed up, the money will be kept obediently."
Don’t say such amazing words! Don’t compare them with your nightclub that robs customers. OK?
At this time, a group of fans asked around the fan who had just been rushed out.
"Hey! What the hell happened?"
The wet fan returned: "Uh... it seemed like I touched Kerry or something soft..."
"Kerry?! Soft stuff?"
"In the end, it seemed that water was still spraying out..." Heat continued.
"Spray out the holy water?!"
In an instant, the fans were relieved and rushed towards A Miao.
"I'm going to queue up at OTAE!"
"The appearance is pretty but unexpectedly bold and open, the OTAE competition is high!"
Looking at the fans rushing forward, Hachie complained: "Everyone miraculously misunderstood what they were lined up!"
"Okay, OK," A Miao's eyes were crescent and waved her hands to the fans in front of her, saying: "Don't worry, please enter the toilet one by one in order."
"Well, there's someone queuing up anyway, Aru." Kagura on the side said indifferently.
But at this moment, the little monkey's mockery suddenly came from the side.
"Puff~ I'm so funny," Xiao Yuan raised her eyebrows and showed a teasing expression on her face. "Where can there be any soft things in that kind of woman? She looks like a hard big-footed savage who is all formed by the cliffs of the Rocky Mountains. It's just an hallucinating big-footed savage~"
"SACCHAN, don't be jealous of me just because there is no one in your toilet?" Ah Miao replied with crescent eyes bent and smiled, "Monkeys should look like monkeys. How about sitting on the monkey erectus honestly?"
"OTAE, the monkey erectus is not used to sit, but a serious wild mushroom for many years. You won't even have a hard brain, right?"
Looking at the two people who were facing each other in tit, Kagura hurriedly spoke out and persuaded: "Hey! Big sister's head! Little monkey!"
But it's useless.
A Miao still looked at the little monkey in front of her with a smile: "So I'll let you sit on the "mushroom" of those stinky men."
"Did you hear it?" Xiao Yuan shouted deliberately, "This is OTAE's nature!"
"Who is your opponent?" Bahui complained wildly.
"What stupid things are you saying?" Xiao Yuan shrugged and replied naturally: "Although this conference is the decision to fight for the chief idol, it will be the final venue of the electronic music and perfume before that!"
"God knows it!!"
"I won't give up the C position! Compared to such a crazy woman, it's the right way to come to me to queue up!" As he said that, Xiao Yuan deliberately pulled her chest and showed a little career line, deliberately throwing a charming look at the fans, "Don't you want to shake hands with others? I have two softer things here~"
The fans who were stimulated turned around with excited expressions and rushed towards Xiaoyuan.
"Sure enough, it's still SACCHAN!"
"Sometimes she's a glasses girl, but her body is so willful and wild. SACCHAN is so great!!"
...
Looking at the little monkey who stole his fans, Ah Miao spoke with blue veins and white eyes and said hatefully: "Damn it! A shameless woman!"
"Ah hahaha~" Xiao Yuan laughed in a forgot to see, "The C position is always mine! Clift will stay in the carriage and sprinkle the holy water!"
(Holy Water: A type of prop in the DQ series that tries to prevent monsters from approaching.)
Bang!
Xiao Yuan, who brought a fan into the single toilet and closed the door, made a bad sound in a short while.
"No, hold it gently~"
"Wait for me! What are you doing inside!" Bahui complained wildly.
"If you hold it so hard, it will break~" Xiao Yuan, who held Blai like a baby, and rushed Blai's thighs into the toilet, said pretentiously, "Those two soft TAMAs~"
"That's Blaine's golden ball!!" A Miao, who walked in, raised her foot and stepped on Xiao Yuan's head and Blaine into the toilet.
"What are you doing? Is this a handshake for graduate students from DQ48 carriage group (cold bench group)?!" Bahui complained again, "Where did you find these people who are not a worldview at all?"
Chapter completed!