Chapter 73: How could there be such a thing as a love guide!
[Trunk Samurai]: The Abandoned Angel Chai Samurai, I have never had a girlfriend in 16 years. I am such a wasteful boy. I don’t know how to date a girl. Can you teach me? What should I do? I really want to hear the opinions of girls.
On the other end of the screen, a pair of hands that looked extremely wasteful were typing on the laptop.
[Baoying Angel Chai Wushi]: What a cute boy, yes, let me teach you step by step.
After clicking to send, the owner of the idle hands finally couldn't help laughing: "Puhahaha, is this guy stupid? Do you really think I'm a girl? Puhahaha..."
"Hey! settle the score for me quickly!" the customer in front of Madao cursed.
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Just when Shinbaji had just finished reading the last message and had no time to reply, Madao sent another message...
[The Abandoned Angel Chai Wushi]: Should I meet in reality next time?
"Uh, what's going on? Suddenly I feel this person feels very uncomfortable..." Shinbaji couldn't help but feel a chill.
[Fruit Bintai Samurai]: Where to meet?
"Why did the samurai Hamaji bit me and let me go?" Shinbaji couldn't help but complain loudly, "Didn't you say that you can only talk about samurai beliefs here?!!"
[The Destroyed Angel Chai Wushi]: It’s obviously lying to him, you are stupid! You can go to the XX website for the rest of your life!
[Fruit Bintai Samurai]: Give me a septum... Give me a septum... Give me a septum... Give me a septum... Give me a septum... Give me a septum... Give me a septum... Give me a septum...
"What are these people doing?" Shinbaji's eyes twitched, but when he looked carefully, he suddenly noticed a difference, "Ah, look carefully... It turns out that this was not [Fruit Binzhi Samurai], but [Fruit Bintai Samurai]!"
On the other side of the screen, the owner of the [Fruit Bintai Samurai] account is using his orangutan paws to swim the screen crazy on the keyboard...
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[Fruit Binzhi Samurai]: What kind of guy are you?! You dare to use a name similar to mine, an irrespectful guy!
[Fruit Bintai Samurai]: Don’t be confused! Change my name immediately!
Looking at the two people who started to quarrel and couldn't see the end, Shinbaji couldn't help but complain again, "It's enough! Can such an indifferent dispute be so intense?!"
Xinbaji finally felt a little tired, and lay down on his back, sighing, "It's true that's not possible. In this era where I only care about myself, how could anyone care about my little troubles~"
Just as Xinbaji was thinking about it, the computer message sounded again.
【Silver Samurai】: Tram Samurai, what are you afraid of? What are you panicing?
I was shocked to see the name of this webmaster, "【Silver Samurai】...No way!!"
[Silver Warrior]: Are you afraid of failing a date? Are you afraid of being dumped? Are you so worried about being hurt? You idiot!
"Yinsang! Why... Why do you know..." Shinbaji stood up in disbelief and looked around him, "Are you saying it's here?"
[Silver Warrior]: There are two things that people fear, that is death and shame! I think the guy who is not afraid of death is stupid, but I will never joke about the guy who is not afraid of being embarrassed! I like this kind of fool! Let go! Tram Warrior! Don't be afraid of being embarrassed! Tram Warrior! Even if you lose someone, you will become strong at the same time! Get on! Tram Warrior!
Seeing this, Shinbaji finally plucked up the courage to walk out, but he didn't notice that [Silver Warrior] had sent some messages later...
[Silver Samurai]: By the way, I call Yinsang, and I used this trick to trick my girlfriend. You idiot~ She works in the aftermath house, wears glasses, has a super first-class figure, she is really super cute~ Now lying beside me~ You idiot~ (Chicky)
Xinbaji will never know that the passage he saw was made of a pair of pig's trotters...
[FPS home squatting in the wasteful warrior]: To add, there is only a sow upstairs.
[Silver Warrior]: Who is the sow? You bastard! Only the sow can be called by Yinsang!
[FPS home squatted by a waste warrior]: What is this? Is it a special pork?
[Silver Warrior]: Hey? Special... Are you saying I am Yinsan’s special meat [beep--]? Ah, why, why am I excited!
【FPS home squatting in the wasteful warrior】: No, no one said that…
[Silver Warrior]: I didn’t expect that you could meet someone who understands me so much on this Internet. You are not bad!
[FPS home squatted by a useless warrior]: You are so tall! No one said that!
[Silver Warrior]: ps: Last mention, if the person who saw the message, if he did not send this message [Yinsang and Xiaoyuan are dating] ten thousand times within three days, he would be solved by Xiaoyuan, a descendant at twelve o'clock on the fourth day. This is true~ PS PS: My friend actually lost his whereabouts after reading this message~
[FPS home squatted by a samurai]: A real sow! PS: If someone who saw this did not come to the Yoshihara XX store to spend one million yen, he would be dispossed by Yoshihara's [Hahua] on the night two days later. Then when he woke up on the third day, he found that he would turn into soft natural curls, both above and below. PS: This is true! I have a friend who didn't come to consume and even his hair and personality turned into soft natural curls...
The orangutan and a wig that saw these two messages were struck by lightning...
[Fruit Bintai Samurai]: I said, have you seen Fruit Binzhi Samurai?! If you see it, can you cooperate with me and go to Yoshihara to forward it ten thousand times!
[Fruit Binzhi Samurai]: OK! We need to negotiate! Let’s meet! At 1:00 pm, I will wait for you in front of the homestay!
[Fruit Bintai Samurai]: I understand! Then I will hold the Fruit Binzhi in my left hand! Fruit Binzhi Samurai, please be sure to hold the Fruit Binzhi on your right hand!
【Fruit Binzhi Samurai】: Understand!
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"Hey, Yueyue, I'm going out~" Jiang Cheng walked to the door of Yue Yong's half-closed room and shouted inside.
However, without a reply for a while, Jiang Cheng leaned into his head curiously and saw Yue Yong carefully pounding something at a laptop.
"What are you doing?" Jiang Cheng asked curiously.
"Ah!" Yue Yong didn't expect Jiang Cheng to come in at this time, and was shocked, "It's nothing, I'm just trying to find some guests for those travelers who can't recruit guests, but I'm not very proficient in this..."
"Ha?" Jiang Cheng glanced at the screen curiously, "It's a good way to use the Internet to attract customers~"
"By the way, what did you just say?" Yue Yong asked.
"It's nothing, I just have to go out~" Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said casually, "I think I'll say hello to you or something when I see your door open."
"That's it, but it's better not to cause any more amnesia scenes this time."
Seeing Yue Yong's slightly threatening expression, Jiang Cheng swallowed, quickly patted his chest and promised: "No, no! Absolutely no!"
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"Hey, does that kid want to go to war?" Gintoki looked at Shinbaji, who was wearing the uniform of the Tsarun Tongqiu guards not far away and holding a wooden knife, and then said, "There is an unusual atmosphere around..."
"So that's it. No wonder Xin Jiang's behavior has been a bit strange recently~"
"According to the time mentioned in the letter, that girl is about to arrive in Aru!" Kagura took out a letter that secretly stole from Shinbaji and said.
"Hey, what are you doing here?" Jiang Cheng had just bought the game, but he found Gintoki, Kagura and Ami and the other two on the roadside.
"Ah, isn't this Jiang Chengsang?" A Miao turned his head and greeted Jiang Cheng with a smile.
"Baji wants to leave Yinjiang and step onto the adult stairs alone Aru." Kagura summarized it very well.
"Ha?" Jiang Cheng didn't understand at all, but when he looked into the distance, he saw Shinbaji with cat ears, and instantly understood, "So that's how it is~ What's wrong with you three when they are dating?"
"That's it. Let's not be a light bulb here," said Gintoki, turning around and ready to leave. "Next, let this kid treat us some good things. I only need three cups of strawberry Paffle..."
"Then I want the Italian mellow cuttlefish egg, soy sauce, durian flavor!" Kagura raised his hand and said.
"What taste does that taste!" Jiang Cheng couldn't help but complain, "What else is [this kid treat]! I said I'm going to treat you! Can you not make such a simple decision!"
"Then I can barely have cod cheese, mushrooms, soda, and Natto flavor!" Kagura said again.
"What a strange taste! The point is not this!" Jiang Chengzhen convinced the girl in front of him. "Don't think about treating guests recently. After the last Amnesia chapter, my funds for my activity have been deducted to a limit. I just bought this game "Anti-terrorism, survival, and the game "Half-Life Battle at the Dawn of the Future" has no money..."
"Your game name is similar to the strange tastes Kagura said!" Gintoe complained.
"This may be the mother of our Shimura family's heir. I must verify it with my own eyes." Ah Miao said with her hands in her arms.
"You're talking too far. If you do this, you will become a woman like a slut." Ginto waved his hand and said.
"What if the child's name contains the word "Jian"? Wouldn't he give birth to a great comedian?!" A Miao retorted.
PS: There is a Japanese artist named Shimura Ken.
PS: Ah Miao's father's name Shimura Ken is a spoof of this artist.
PS PS: You may know, but I just want to add a PS. If you have the ability, you can hit me~
Chapter completed!